How the h*ck are you supposed to respond?
>>730579850god I want her to spank me and call me a naughty little duckling until I jizz all over her thighs
balls deep animal fuck
>>730579850Even electronic brain pancake crystal elderly.
>you can't fuck the posh suit sister bitchWhy even give us the option then?
>>730579850She's a Malkavian, just respond in an equally insane way and she'll either laugh at you or find it hilarious.
>>730579850By tearing up the dance floor
>>730579850y-yes a bit haha
>>730579850ISOLATED
>>730579912This but unironically.
>>730579948You're not supposed to know that yet
>>730579912>>730580093why are you into cuck lil bitch fantasies?
>>730580127Nah you're not meant to know the OTHER thing (unless you're already a Malk who immediately clues in on it), it's obvious to WOD fans that the sisters are malkavians right from the beginning.
>>730580181femdom is not cuckold, learn your degeneracies anon
>>730579948Just play into her delusion by acting similarly like a slut. Malkavians don't talk gibberish all the time, it heavily depends what type of insanity they get. Pic related talked perfectly fine, he was just cripplingly paranoid. Other Malks might seem otherwise perfectly normal but constantly keep checking behind them for someone that isn't there.
>>730579850My first char was a Malk so I responded with some schizo of my own and she liked it. I came back there evey few missions for sexy time.
>>730579850>like fabric softener dew on freshly mowed astroturfed>How the h*ck are you supposed to respond?How about "what the fuck does that even mean"
>>730580325It's a thinly-veiled reference to the explosives you JUST got for MercurioShe knows about it
>>730580325It means she can smell the fledging virginity off of you.
>>730579850keep staring at her chest for a few seconds after she finishes talking and then say "sorry what?"
>>730579850[Malkavian} Ah, the dark daughter of Janus!
>>730580214Femdom is how you start your cuckold fetish, it's all about being humiliated and giving the woman control over you
>>730580367No, ESL. Astroturf is an actual thing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AstroTurf
>>730579912same
>>730580367how are fabric softener and astroturf at all related to explosives
>>730579850I'm looking for your sister.
>>730579850>greetings daughter of janus
>>730580725If she has to eat entire corpses to survive, how is she so thin? Does she have magical stomach acid that just instantly vaporizes all human meat entering her gullet?
>>730580796You think it's an accident she used that word when the explosives are also called Astrolite and you got it in a laundry detergent container?
>>730580992she's indianIS THAT THE ANSWER YOU WERE LOOKING FOR YOU SICK FREAK?!?!
>>730580725After i got the items i killed this freak and her minions for Masquerade violating.
>>730581009I wouldn't know. Astroturf and astrolite are both a real thing. I don't know if she was referencing astrolite by saying astroturf.
>>730580992>Does she have magical stomach acid that just instantly vaporizes all human meat entering her gullet?Probably something like that. Vampires don't really have working digestive systems so it probably does just magically get broken down and instantly used.
>>730579850every time she speaks all I hear is Azula
>>730581009
>>730581508>not even a knock? I could've been undressing and who knows what I would've done to you.
>>730580992You don't know how often she has to eat and how much.
>>730580181fag
>>730581787She says she has to eat pounds of flesh every night or else she starts to rot. >What if, besides the blood of the living you had to eat pounds of their flesh>I kill or I rot. For every night I go without it, I wilt.
>>730581926Yeah idk. In the lore, a vampire can get away with feeding only once per week unless he constantly has to heal. Those dialogue lines are separated by a few lines. It's possible she meant she needs pounds of flesh every once in a while and not every day.
https://www.moddb.com/mods/la-by-nightAnyone played this?
>>730582157>unless he constantly has to heal.It sounds like she does since she's eating to stave off rot unlike other vampires.
>>730582241Not really, since vampires have to drink blood for the same reason.
>>730581360So going with this way of thinking you can fuck her raw without the risk of pregnancy
I played this game a couple of weeks ago. I have a few questions, but my question is, why does hardly anyone seem to notice that you are literally as pale as a corpse? It's not like "feeling like shit" all the player skin textures look like people who have been dead for some time. You're telling me nobody notices that?
>>730582308No, they don't start to rot. They just don't have blood to heal injuries and move and wake up anymore so they basically stay asleep, but they don't start decomposing like an actual corpse.
>>730580325>>730580796>>730580873>>730581332You guys are the reason why "yellow paint" exist.
>>730582506Nagaraja don't literally rot either. It's likely Pisha was just being poetic about it.
>>730579850>>730580725I am no longer here.
>>730582386https://files.catbox.moe/mg3gl8.mp4
>>730582661>Nagaraja don't literally rotWasn't that their flaw, that they rot if they don't consume flesh? Maybe I'm mixing bloodlines.
>>730579850>y-you too*turns 360 degrees and walks away*
>>730582661She may have had a more specific curse or it could just be VtMB deviating from "established" lore a bit too.
Something something the finger down my buttcrack.
>>730585403I'm the finger down your buttcrack when all the lights are out. I'm the stain on all the men's room walls. When I gag, the whole world tries to make me smile. And everyone always wants to know, what...is...that smell?
being a Nosferatu would be the coziest>normalfags get BTFO'd as modus operandi>you chill in the basement doing all sorts of jewery >you sneak into women's bedrooms to watch them change while having obfuscate on you
>>730579850>"y-you too"
>>730579850Quack.
>>730580205one of your early contacts (Mercurio or Tang) even spells it out before you meet her if i remember correctly
>>730580718Thats like saying vanilla sex is a gateway to ryona and guro because its all about having power over the weak and submissive woman
>>730586152but it's true
>>730581787>and how much.I don't think there would be a torso on her table and her needing to kill her victims if she only needed to eat a leg or two every once in a while. Fun thing about Nagaraja, vampires eating corpses is an alternative for blood drinking in european folklore as well. Vampires had 3 ways to sustain themselves: Drink blood, eat a persons heart, or eat a corpse. Drinking blood was simply the most preferable option, especially when lot of vampires visited their relatives for multiple nights before anemia finally got them.Vampires were often blamed for bubonic plague, especially the corpse-eating types.
>>730579850her sister is hotter
>>730585735goonferatu :withered rose emoji:
>>730579850I see before me a beauty who shares the madness of my mind.
>>730580127you can tell shes a fucking malk right away, the only thing that would shock people.Is the fact shes a 6th gen the most powerful blood in LA and the top in cali/us. Shes not old but shes powerful as fuck, high dot malk powers are no joke they will fuck you up perminitly
>>730587330>Is the fact shes a 6th gen the most powerful blood in LA and the top in cali/usSo why is she just running some shitty nightclub?
>>730587424because shes a fucking nutjob that only cares about herself.
>>730580992keto makes you thin
>>730587330>>730587424Generation doesnt really mean shit without experience.You can have a 300 years old of 10th gen more powerful than a 50 years old 5th generation. or even older, if the latter did jack shit to enhance his powers.Of course there are Cainites that maximize their powers rapidly, but they are either exceptionally gifted or aided by external forces (like protagonist being implied to have his blood strengthened by Cain)
Would people even freak out anymore if they saw a Nosferatu on the street?
>>730587724>Generation doesnt really mean shit without experience.I thought low gens were supposed to be basically demigods compared to higher gens? Like they get x10 the power with one tenth of the effort
>who is that girl
>>730587648>"It's Miss Velour!"Bros, I think I fucked up
>>730579850that forced tryhard shit was considered to be good writing once
>>730587648what checkpoint you using?
>>730587424Because that's fanfiction from one of the books written later by someone unrelated to VtMB.
>>730586396WHERE IS THERE REST?!?!? TELL MEE!!!!!!
>>730587908Thank God that's over and now we can read your shitposts instead
>>730587785Generation just caps what powers can you POTENTIALLY have. (unless you ignore it with Golconda or similar) But the powers themselves dont come automatically, it comes from experience gained either by education or practice over time.Generation does not equate age, it just denotes descent from Cain. So you can have a gen 10th 2000 years old vampire, or a 4th generation who was embraced in yesterday.
Why are crazy women so attractive bros?Is it the inherent drive to self-destruction that lurks within all of us? The call of the void?
>>730587931>>730588026saved these from previous threads
>>730587785yeah but you gotta earn those powers in order to get above 5 dots someone needs to teach you shit. But like as a malk thats no problem She is absolutely pretty powerful she pretty much the only reason why the anarchs are safe in LA. Malk powers are pretty scary they also have a fuck load of them passed 5 dots compared to other clans.Like as in enjoy giving people 2-3 mental illnesses permanently fucking with their brain/vison and as you see in game placing you in a coma. Which if it wasn't for Mr hertical blood mage, youd be fucked.
>>730588085You are submissive and associate crazy women with being assertive and sexually aggressive so you imagine that they will pursue you, not the other way around
>>730580181>Equates femdom to cuckoldry It really lives rent free in your mind doesn't it? It's almost like your subconscious is trying to tell you something.
>>730588085>Why are crazy women so attractive bros?Personally, they are usually the only women who will give me the time of day.
>>730579850Cringe Reddit dialogue. Can't believe /v/ worships this unfinished turd of a game.
>>730579850You too...
>>730586396>>730587648>>730588103WTF I love AIslop now!
>>730579850I go play an actual real video game instead of this slop
>>730589178That's because you're a dumb stupid idiot retard.
>>730587424She runs all of her business from there. Mostly because the writers thought it's cool, guess it's also a safe and easy place to keep your herd.
>>730586396>>730588026https://files.catbox.moe/9dblmc.mp4
>>730587908>she killed millions before me!
>>730587724>Generation doesnt really mean shit without experience.Not really, compare two fledglings, the lower generation has a bigger blood pool and a 6th can raise his attributes to 7 fucking dots. It's always an advantage.
>>730589287Calm you tits, aspie. This is why you don't get invited at parties.
>>730579850Call her a used whore
>>730587903"Is Miss Susan!"
>>730589713>say the S word>kicked from the vesuvius >money, blood and semen stolenwelp
>>730579850Gen 6 btw
So higher generations have a higher attribute ceiling, in the sense that they can have higher dots than 5, but do they also start with a bare minimum? Like If you're gen 6 you start your character creation with more points?
>>730591068if you are a 6th gen, you got embraced by a 5th who will undoubtably be established and take you under their wing and teach you "shit you need to know" lower gens on their own don't exist for long since they are 100% diablerie bait so yeah you gotta learn, but you also have all the tools to do so right there. unless you are playing a catiff 6th gen, in that case you are gonna be hunted and eaten by anyone and any thing 7th or lower (fucking everyone)
>>730589347Why arent they pink, ruined
>>730593293She's dead, Jim.
>>730579850Remind me again. Was their father also a schizo or was all that before she became a vampire? I remember they had a painting with both of them next to their father
>>730593541iirc a malk player can see that the painting is a ruse
I thought this game was going to be super goon material but it just turned out to be a half baked pile of shit
>>730595761it's long been known that the game was forced out early by the publisher, dog. that's on you.
>>730588026you need to tell grok that her tits hang down slightly more once her pushup bra is taken off, i swear 99% of the people in her have never seen a naked woman irl
>>730595914you really think Jeanette wouldn't get bolt-ons?
>>730595914>i swear 99% of the people in her have never seen a naked woman irlWhere do you think you are?
>>730594169What? I've don't remember that. How does it happen? Does the painting have different graphics or is it a dialogue option?
>>730593293The AI knows that lips and nips are the same color normally and doesn't know that she's wearing lipstick.
>>730580181Only insecure betas dislike sexually dominant women.
>>730596395shooould be a dialogue or something. i don't recall exactly.
The chinese prostitutes were best girls
>>730587330>>730587424>6th gen>So why is she just running some shitty nightclub?Because her being a 6th gen is new retarded Paradox Interactive lore
Couldn't tell ya; the game keeps fucking crashing.
>>730582473Everything's at dark, dude.
>>730599958Helen (of Troy) is a 4th generation and she runs a shitty nightclub in Chicago.
>>730587424>So why is she just running some shitty nightclub?both Therese and Jeanette have several businesses. the haunted mansion and the art exhibit are theirs, remember?but also they hate eachother and keep sabotaging eachother's operations.
"y-you too"
>>730580725what makes her eyes glow? like biologically, what causes this
>>730582951No, that's the Samedi. Although they don't have to eat flesh, they just rot perpetually.
>>730600781
>>730600781probably just reflection, like a cat
>>730586956She killed the crew that was working there basically as soon as the PC entered the building. So the kills were fresh and as she explained she killed them to maintain the masquerade.
>>730579850LOOK AT THE PICTURESEE THE SKULLTHE PART OF BONE REMOVEDTHE MASTERRACE FRANKESTEIN RADIO CONTROLS
>>730593441do nipples turn black when you die?
>>730582386going by my limited knowledge, the embrace is much more pleasurable than sex, but if you were going to creampie a vampire it would be like fucking a room temperature fleshlight unless they used blush of lifeno pregnancy
I know you gooners don't give a rat's ass about the gameplay but the most exciting part about the game for me was all the choices I could make and the different reactions I'd get. Being forced to play only one way to win seems limiting now.
>>730600781usually the protein responsible for glowing is luciferase
>>730605113The choices are mostly aesthetic though. Its not like you get to play a different campaign if you start calling LaCroix a nigger from the get go
>>730605113the gameplay was janky shit with the same few enemies.The lore and options/choices you made were ludo kino. Its what made the game so loved. Fucking shame we never got a second game once you know source stopped being janky and became a real engine. Second game released in 2010 would have been ludo, just go full autistic have it set in NYC right before gehenna. Have it go pull on planescape torment with over 9000 pages of dialogue and shit. The DLC is when the masquerade is broken on live TV in NYC when Tzimisce busts out of the sewers as some horrid blob creature fucking everything up. Throw in shit with hunters going full on genocide the technocratic union losing their shit. Just a full on insane ending where earth becomes some blood bowl more antediluvians waking up mages telling the public of awakening/maggic is real. complete fucking chaotic warfare everywhere millions dying the umbra is collapsing the deadlands are fucking spiraling into a shit storm with all the souls flooding in from this massive warLike a true way to end the series of WoD in general not the shitshow we got in the books.
>>730579850Marriage.
>What's the haps, bro?
>>730601379The only reason I could think of a girl dressing like this is to seduce a man.
>>730608671Outta my way, man
>>730609252it's almost like Jeanette is a huge slut who lures men into her nightclub, good job detective
>>730580259>I came back there evey few missions for sexy time.You can fuck her more than once?
>>730609857>What ever
>>730582814does this actually happen in game?
>>730593541She was a schizo and apparently might've gotten abused by her dad. Then got sent to an asylum and that's where she was turned.
>Anons obsessing over some manipulative schizo whore instead of the one girl in the game who genuinely loves you
>>730579850>>730586396>>730588103The only reason this game is remembered is because of the coomer bait characters.Back then, people had principles and dignity and weren't driven by the nowadays prevalent coomer mentality.Zoomers, who can't breed, ruined vidya.
>>730614618VV's also a whore Damsels retarded but she could be my homegirl gf
>>730614723no this game had a kino, story, plot, voice acting, and characters besides the vamp girls and it has a peak goth aesthetic
>>730579850Y-you too...
>>730614618>genuinely loves you>a torrie>known for their fickle and whimsical heartsshe would be bored of you in a week, its baked into their being. At the moment I agree she probably really does care for you, though it could be a toss up if she is playing you too, since she only likes you if you 100% do what she wants 100% of the time.
>>730585648I'm the Cheetos dust on your controller when all the lights are out. I'm the stain on your gaming chair. When I get online, the whole discord server tries to make me smile. And everyone always wants to know, how...old...is...that...girl you're talking to?
>>730585648>>730615119jej
>>730614723Yeah a good game would've generated more memes like ISOLATED or "(don't) open it (faggot)".
>>730588187NTA but I also have a thing for crazy girls but I like dominating them. It's just the fact they're totally uninhibited in bed. One girl let me punch her in the cervix.
>>730596586Only arrested development manchildren like dominant women. You want a surrogate mother who you can fuck
Venus for my penis
>>730614618what gave you the impression VV isn't a manipulative bitch? Hell, the schizo Malk girl on the beach tells you outright who you can trust and she wasn't among her nominees
>>730615670>You want a surrogate mother who you can fuckyes
>>730615725She looks like she seriously stinks. Still would, though.
>>730586274Your degeneracy can only go as far as you permit.
>>730615835Stinks with the skankiest whore perfume. Imagine taking her to a storage room at her bar at 2AM when she's all sweaty.
>>730615670retard.
https://files.catbox.moe/4c85tw.mp4
>>730616317but he's right
>>730614878Sure but the gameplay is dogshit
>>730618558It's really not that bad.
>>730618558Gameplay isn't just combat, and even that wasn't all that bad.
>>730614723possibly the worst take ever posted on this board
>>730618247Excellent work, Mitnick
>>730616021The truth moralfags can't comprehend
>>730618274Yea but he doesnt understand the words he speaks. The fact you dont want to fuck a mother makes you a faggot. You gonna put one in a girl and then fuck off to the next nigger?
>>730620917He said "surrogate mother" not just a woman who happens to have kids.
>>730620917>he doesnt understand the words he speaksIronic.
>>730621193What?
>>730580127I just assume all women are insane.
>>730621986The guy was basically saying that dudes attracted to dominant women are attracted to women that they could treat as their mother.
Don't forget your place Anarch fucking SHITShttps://files.catbox.moe/n9qbam.mp4
>>730579850I AM NO LONGER HERE
>>730619441Where is the Deus Ex threads you fucking degenerated? Deus Ex is 100x better than this half-baked trash.Oh, I forgot...Deus Ex has no coomer characters! Therefore the "I CAN'T BREED" /v/incels does not give it attentionTrash like you, who needs to be sexually aroused all the time to even consider playing a game.
>>730625230sorry to hear about your mental illness
>>730625230deus ex is not as memeable and has very few memorable characters, vtmb has dozens
>>730582473I look like a corpse IRL and people only give me shit for it once or twice a year. And even then they usually assume I have some kind of disease, not that I'm one of the un-dead.
>>730627448you're not supposed to leave the sewers asshole
>>730579850Brb, reinstalling.
>>730614723>I hate sexy women>>730625230>I love dude sexIt checks.
>>730582473You only ever go out at night and there is shit in the media to make sure that people think that it’s is just a “you look like shit” thing. The Nosferatu on the other hand have to stay in the sewers or out of sight.
>>730612443no, you retard. the game came out in fucking 2004. this is ai shit.
I'm pretty sure out of all the paranormal stuff vampires and shadow people are the only real ones
>>730580796>>730580873>>730580325Did you niggers even play the game? It's basic Malkavian predict the future through gibberish.Literally the questline that begins right there later on you get homemade AstroLite explosive attached to a fabric softener bottle.The whole game especially if you play as a Malkavian is full of this shit.
>>730628426gnomes are probably real too.
>>730628551>>730581332
>>730596586only rapejeets are obsessed with weak easy women
>>730628681Gnomes are just statues that add decorative joy to your garden. Even if they were alive, we only want to nap and fish so you may as well forget about them.
>>730580251>cripplingly paranoid>was right about StraussI see yet another person is mistaking madness for sincere understanding.
>>730614723Dragon Age did the exact same thing. DA1 is ass compared to 2, but people fucking LOVE that game cuz of sarcastic sideboob character.
>>730600781>biologicallyHellfire. Did you skip the 6th grade?
I think this game is overpraisedNot even overrated, because everyone knows it's not that good
>>730633401thanks for sharing your opinion
