>join me or die
idk it seems pretty self explanatory to me

>>730587538
They meant your face
https://youtu.be/lGlIlDqmweM

>doesn't even use the right cutscene
ngmi

He's trying to deceive you as he immediately attacks after the cutscene ends

>>730587538
wtf why is he pinned?

>>730587538
Ganon gives his minions lairs shaped like their faces. These are the titular faces of evil. Ganon is offering Link an ultimatum - become his minion, and lord above all others, or die. Link then throws the book at him.

>>730587994
if i were ganon i would give my minions big tits

>>730587994
I'm siding with Ganon, he sounds like a fine chap anyway. Together we will rule over this kingdom and all that is good will be gone forever!

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why cdi ganon kinda cute tho

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>>730589763
I oughta knock your block off

>>730589461
Ganon thrives in evil so evil is good for him. How do you know which things to destroy to make good of his evil wishes?

>>730587538
>TERRIBLE IS THE POWER OF THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS THAT HE CAN KILL WITH A SINGLE LOOK!

Why didn't just just kill Link or Zelda?

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>>730589763
>NOT THE PITS IT BUUUUURNS
he's shy lol

>JOIN ME LINK, AND I'LL MAKE YOUR FACE THE GRRRRREATEST IN KORIDIE! OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE!
>literally pounces at Link before he's even finished the speech
He changed his mind in the middle of saying it or something lol

>>730590901
He wanted (YOU), the player, to see his great mug

DIE

OR ELSE YOU WILL

DIE!

>>730590076
I would destroy steam and implement EGS on every windows packages.

YOUR MAJESTY
LOOK WHAT I GOT ON EBAY

>>730591637
CHECK OUT MY NEW CAR!
TOOOOY OTA, HYBRID!

your majesty, ganon and his minions have seized zelda's boobies!

>>730590517
>WOOPS ZELDA I FORGOT TO PULL OUT
>GOOD