Any Vidya males you like?
The fat bastards from the DKC series. They made me this way.
'gua!
Is this some schizo thread or a legitimate vidya husbando thread?I want to kill, rape and eat Mario in that order. Out of love, not in a mean way.
>>730594457This REALLY kills trannies and mods and jannies and indians and chinks...
>>730595002mario bros...
What killed vidya male threads?
>>730595002Did you light a man on fire recently?
>>730595237janice keeps deleting them
stealth eckerbearbelly thread
>>730595482he turned me gay for 3D
>>730594328I like Beast from DOS2. I just finished his game and I'm now the first man to document his ending and romance (go ahead check the wiki, there's nothing there). If you ascend to divinity, kill his half-sister, and recall the night you spent together he says:>"Ah. You have meant so much. Too much. You are theirs now. The people's. You can't be mine too. There still might be a day from promises between us. It's just not today.">Then he says he's going back to the kingdom and take care of things there and sings a shanty.>During the end clip show it says he returns to the dwarf kingdom, eschews political power after some blunders, and becomes a pirate again as the captain of the Lady Vengeance.Pretty underwhelming imo. The ending also said something like "What will you do with divinity? It's for you to decide." So I guess I decided to be a pirate with Beast idk.
>>730594328You posted one of them, but I also like Tom Nook.
>>730598381what's your favorite part about Tom?
>>730599138I like his character, being this sort of exhausted man who's still retained his kindness even after the bullshit he dealt with trying to progress his career in the city. I also like his design, the countershading on his belly is cute.
I hope someone leaks Yoink's stuff into kemono soon
>>730599138balls
Yeah
>>730595002Wtf!?
I love RotorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrMerry Xmas and New Years Eve to everyone!>>730594448K. Rool for his next appearance should inherit nipples from these dudes as homage means and just because it's funny. Agree or nah?
i like roxas
>>730606432K.Rool should have big fat man titties, with jiggle physics next time he appears. This will save the Switch 2.
Do women even like this shit?
>>730606684This isn't a video game character. Please post a video game character and restate your question.
>>730594328Tahm is cute...I usually like big fat boys, but my tastes are pretty broad. I like Bob, Jack Frost, Emil, Gwyndolin....>>730596912Great game! I admit I never gave Beast much of a chance (never caught my interest). There seem to be some trap options, though, not very thought out...for example, Lohse leaves you in her romance ending while Sebille stays with you for life, even if you are nice to them.In related news, lizard romance is confirmed for Divinity. I hope its a man and less awkward than Red Prince.
>>730594328>Any Vidya males you like?Sure anon! :D
>>730606432>>730606661No, he is better without them
>>730607758Do you? This is a thread about vidya characters YOU like, not what women like.
>>730595237Combination of >>730595393 and a bunch of genuinely schizophrenic maggots having hijacked them with their rancid ass "husbandos" and are the only ones who keep making the threads these days, so they only become a den for samefagging schizos and shitposters.
>>730609682You could post the men you like, you know.
>>730594328pretty basic taste but i like warwick, he has one of the coolest (and hottest) designs in the game imo, and he's surprisingly fun to play for such a simple champ. he was also my first main
>>730610242There was a missed opportunity to make him wag his tail during the Ahri charm animation
>>730606994>There seem to be some trap optionsI really wish this was documented on the wiki. My Red Prince has a schizo ending where he murdered Sadha but still became the father of the dragon. After the final battle he said he loves Sadha (who he killed) then in the epilogue it said he's working with the house of shadows to run the kingdom (sadha is not mentioned). I kind of want to see the "never met Sadha at all" route which is also not documented well on the wiki either.I tried the "allow Lucian to be divine and purge all source" route and it gave me a slightly buggy ending. Now Beast says he's too busy with his duties at the dwarven kingdom. But then during the ending powerpoint it says the "dwarven godwoken" (Not Beast? How are there any godworken if I purged source?) became the new dwarf king. Now Beast is a lawmaker and just dies I guess. The open ended "what will you do?" ending is still there for my Ifan so I guess he married and was buried alongside Beast. Him being a pirate is more true to his character so I think that's the better ending for us. I don't think Justina living affects any of this besides her staying as queen, her being queen shouldn't prevent Beast become a lawmaker or pirate, right?
>tfw no ninja bf
minesweeper plus is kinda shit honestly
Larian should allow me to shoot my 1735-1839 piercing damage Marksman's Fang w/ a 71% chance to crit and crit multiplier of 195% into the male orc origin in the new Divinity, if you know what I mean.
>>730610751the wiki is fextralife so its not a surprise that nothing is documented. they dont even have detailed pages for act 2 bosses. fextralife is a cancer that needs to go.
>>730613614love can't exist between men
>>730613658skill issue
>>730614162you never see gay old men for a reason
>>730616089My 80 year old neighbor was gay and when he moved to a retirement home he gave me his entire stash of gay porno magazines
>>730607397Okay but what about body hair on him...>>730606661Better yet, K. Rool on next game ought have a moment with him inclining his body down for looking into something and we get a peep on his cute ecks symbolized butthole for that japanese funsie comedy.
Sex with robots.
>>730616089cuz they all died in the 80s before they could grow old
>>730595482new 'ick dropped bwo >>730620148
Wake up.
for me, it's king dedede
>>730620890>This is what eckerfags keep derailing threads forI wish I could kill people without getting into trouble
>>730594328'kuma is pretty cool
>>730623549god i wish these threads were derailed for that
>>730622540I think your Dedede has covid bro
>>730606994Bob is FAT.
>>730629690why's this deala
>>730631251I think you may have misspelled something in your post.
>>730631729https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7mCj1xuOAM
>>730632447Oh, that's funny.
I wonder what his final design will look like.
>still no mealtime interactions with the player:^(
>>730641968Better than before when he couldn't even join you, at least.
i love men
