another splatfest in the bag for shiver GODS
>>730598162How about a splatting afterparty?
>>730598162This game is stale.Where's Raiders
i want to cum inside shiver so bad bros
>>730598162Shiver... sex....
3 is a worse game than 2
i wish squids were real bros
Next up>squid fartsOR>inkling shits
>>730604667Fatter
>>730604834how about no
>Shicer is actually winningHOLY BASED FUXK BIG MEME
STOP GIVING ME BRINEWATER!
>>730607920Fresh!
>>730609194Snowing Marie in with frosted ink.
Squidders
100x battle won for team friends
>consistently put on teams of drooling retards>consistently up against teams of no-life Japanese god gamer prosIt was always like this but it seems even more extreme now than it was the last time I playedThis shit is pure CBT
Stupid, sexy Marie...
>>730611790She is actually pretty smart.
>team solo's inkLooking, uh, a little watery.
>>730610327Big octo saggers.
>>730612810They sag to keep the ink cool in the inksacks.
>>730612582Aren't they a little too old to be idols now?
>>730612991That seems unlikely.
>>730613447Marie is in her late 20s, and Marina I don't think is even 25.
>>730613447Hey now you reminded me that hags in slightly too small magical girls outfits is one of my fav obscure fetishes.
>>730613486Trust me, I'm a certified ink doctor.
>>730598162Is Shiver the most dominant winner in Splatfest history? Even when she has 2 competitors instead of 1 she still wins constantly
>>730613853no she was on an eleven lose streak that was just recently broken with the last fest
Have you seen her pants?
Why do squids need tits and ass?
>>730615545To breed with the interdimensional human visitors lusting after them (me)
>>730615867Humans are dead in Splatoon.
breast expansioncephs swelling with massive amounts of ink
>>730606148White ink will NEVER lose!
>>730598162Can't be assed to revisit 3. Turf is fucking atrocious. Shame cause I really liked the new weapons, but when the main mode of the game is this fucking awful it can't be helped.
https://files.catbox.moe/rzs4i1.png
>>730616997I bet it feels really good to shoot white ink at idols.
Pool's dead where is everyoneWhy aren't you guys glazing the floor with thick cum
>>730618464Maybe everyone sleeping early for monday.
>>730618464Everyone moved to /vg/.
>>730618464blame bottomfrag and fangfox
sorry i didnt get to play with you g i got busy and just realized this fest is near over...
>>730620763don't worry about it because the same happened to me
>>730619306I randomly faced and beat fagfox during this spatfest
>>730622223I don't believe you I did not see him play splatfest at all fucker was playing astral chain all weekend hell I was talking to him in another thread last night
just barely made final rank
>>730622965Congratz
>>730622965that harmony
>>730616503>turf>main modethat's not how you spell "Salmon Run Next Wave" anon
Do you think they'll keep churning out new Splats forever?
So does splatfest law get retconned if the rerun is a different result?
>>730624146probably
>>730622965topless agent 3
>>730624146Unless it stops selling like F-Zero, yes
Didn't get to play as much splatfest as I woulda liked, but I did play with you guys and that did make it pretty damn fun. Even if I did suck ass. Despite our best efforts, cum will surely win. Doesn't matter, though, thanks for the fun games.>>730619306Funny, people usually blame me.>>730622965I have been following this artist. He is a very, very good artist who should draw more idols.
>>730598162She looks like octopus Rosalina making a constant facial expression that racistly mocks Asian people
>>730625707Rosalina's chinese octopus impression is so offensive that Mario's stomach ulcer practically explodes and he is unable to ask Rosalina to stop being so fucking racist
Fuck G
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1768008638018253.webm
>>730626228lol
i hit the jackpot
>>730626651Fresh!
>>730616503thought turf was basically to fuck around and try new weapons while ranked was where to actually play the game
>white ink
>>730626954breast milk ink
>>730627006Inked inkbreasts
>>730627061they should make a squeezer variant where the inkling squeezes ink out of her inkbreasts
making salmon room at rotation
>>730627216That would be way too mess of a weapon that shoots ink everywhere in a wide radius.
>>730627554but it would be FUN and hot and that's what matters
>>730627612Fun eh? Guess I can't argue against that.
why the fuck did I pick Frye again I mean I would spend holidays with friends instead dof family if I had any so I probably could have picked shiver in good faith this time
BULLSHIT
>>730628172fryeniggers are retards, always have been always will be
no family allowed i guess
>>730625695He is an ai artist. He should generate more captain 3 and regular woomies.
gg guys
>>730630082>ai>artist
>>730628172Only reason to pick frye is if she gets white ink.Never bet against white ink.Why did everyone here bet against white ink?
anyone here insane enough trying to clear out the salmon run shop
fuck this splatfestbut more importantly, fuck G!!!! and his friends
>>730632748I might
>>730606148I want to sniff that squid's spats
>>730633398im only 790 golds away from clearing it, how close are YOU
No surprise white ink took it, but I am surprised at how close it was. Especially with how popular solo was, Shiver fuckers put up a really good fight. Poor Frye, 00p yet again. Wonder how many times this makes now. Yet my sympathy extends only to her, as the Frye players themselves were as braindead as I've ever seen them this time around. Good work, Friend players. Looks like I missed fish room. Time to suffer with freelancers, then.>>730630082>AIBut I've seen his sketches, he puts them on his patreon and shit.>>730632748I'm certain that at least 2-3 people in the pool have already pulled it off.
>>730634518not close at all but what else am I supposed to spend my scales on? I wish there was a way to give my scales away
I would have played Tricolor more if matchmaking for it didn't suck.
learn to carry laphy
>>730635495Seemed better than usual this time, not too many mirrors.
>>730598162OHNONONO WHAT HAPPENED SHIVERKEKS?!Can't beat the coom?
>>730625897Best post ITT
>>730634919best tri color I played in a long time had some real fun matches with you and reefbro
>>730636172No, even she couldn't
>>730636771How could our girl lose to big man like this?
>>730636746Wish I coulda joined you guys, but alas. Still had a way better time than I am right now with randos. Swear to god, every time I'm not playing with pool chads it feels like I'm doing at least half the work on my own.
>friends lost
>>730637705never trust a rando using the dynamo
I still think this should have been called "High-Grade" instead of "Heavy Edit"
>>73063844999% of the time, sure. Funnily enough, I did manage to eventually get a good team and it involved one calling themselves shiver as a veemo wearing the full amiibo outfit. Fucker wielded it like a pro, not even blinking wrecking everything. So proud of of folks like that. And then everything went tits up at the coho wave anyway. Not that I expected anything less, but when you deal with randos you take what you can get.
>>730640123>but when you deal with randos you take what you can getyup that's why I always make salmon rooms the more pool friends the better
