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What does 'modern values' mean?
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Less sneaking around and gadgets.
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>>730603014
Using the name "James Bond" but keeping nothing about James Bond, so they can profit off the name/past good will.
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>>730603014
girlbosses and niggers
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Fags and trannies, and Bond will never lay a hand on a woman and indeed all of your bosses and betters will be women who just call you to tell you how much they hate you.
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>>730603014
it means that it'll make you cope and seethe, incel.
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>>730603014
Who's even the "modern audience" these days?
Couldn't be zoomers and millennials
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>>730603175
Fucking how?
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I for one will never support a bond that isn't a misogynistic, rape correcting alcoholic.
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>>730603014
>What does 'modern values' mean?
no funny characters like mifue
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>>730603014
>Bond won't have sex
>women will be tougher than him
>the villains will be right
>the heroes will be wrong
AKA typical Jewish perversions
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>>730603175
>90lb woman throws Drake across the room
It's always funny.
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>>730603014
Talmudic values
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>>730603158
I can't remember which but there was a company that made a Lovecraft inspired board game. In the manual there was the usual sanctimonious tripe about how Lovecraft was a bad person but afterwards they tried recommending progressive authors. They were perfectly willing to condemn Lovecraft, but when it came to which author's books to adapt they chose the IP that would make them the most money despite there being, by their admission, better authors .
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>>730603175
Neil Druckmann is jewish, btw. Precisely why he had a tall and touch as nails White man (who had a while Trilogy of games, plus a PS Vita spin-off, of him over powering entire Militaries and privately owned Mercenary Corporations tried to this game) get physically assaulted and humiliated by a small and scrawny negress.

Oh, and later on in the game, said small and scrawny negress over powers and humiliates not one, but TWO tall and tough as nails White men, Nathan and Sam Drake, in a 2-on-1 situation.

jews are not people. Also, check out my captcha lol, can't make this shit up.
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>>730605257
tough* whole*

I was in a hurry while I typed, forgive me. Either way, my overall point still stands.
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>>730603014
007teen years old not allowed
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>>730603014
You can bond burger someone's sister only with her consent
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Ah yes; 'modern values' for a sanctioned murderer.
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>>730603014
If he wanted you to know he would have fockin' specified bruv.
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>>730603014
I'm kind of curious
In Hitman, you can punch women
But in the slop video they showed of the gameplay, it genuinely looked like a shitty version of Just cause mixed with modern day 'action slop'

I'm wondering if they'll go the route of Hitman with female characters both being good and bad and can be stupid cunts or smart
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>>730603014
Modern values like needing a NASA PC to run the game at 1080p 30fps ultra low upscaling and framegen mandatory
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>>730604890
People who profit off Lovecraft's work while spitting on him at every opportunity disgust me.
It also saddens me how there seemingly isn't anyone out there willing to say "Fuck it, Lovecraft was awesome" and roll with his work in a genuine manner instead of this passive aggressive shit.
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>>730603175
is this even Bond? model looks older
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>>730605406
It's funny how Hitman went from an edgy amoral series to sanitized shit in which you only kill le super bad capitalist exploiters
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>>730605495
Heh.
It doesn't look that much better than WoA (where 1070 is recommended) so that's kind of interesting.
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>>730605562
uncharted 4
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>>730605628
Story wise it did somewhat make sense and even in Hitman 2: SA, 47 was reluctant but had no choice. 3 was a fever dream mostly and even the cop at the end was a crimial
BM was pretty much the same

Outside of possibly a few missions in 2, everyone was 'bad'
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>>730605628
Anon, the three most relevant assassinations of our time were
>A former prime minister who sold his country out to a death cult
>A CEO of a company that makes money denying children cancer care
>A podcaster who said gun deaths were necessary in a safe society
Art reflects reality. Each of these targets in a Hitman game would be "sanitized" to you, but that's our life.
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>>730605628
Having the entire story become about getting revenge on those who wronged you was such a bad idea. The nuHitman games should've stayed as a loose collection of contracts that really had nothing to do with each other like 1 was until the end when they tried to ass-pull it altogether. Makes the globe-trotting aspect of it work much better too.
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>>730603328
She's a robot sent back from the future to terminate bond
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>>730605861
They were killed by randoms, not a professional hitman specialized in making deaths look like accidents
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>>730606078
The accident thing isn't canon, anon
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>Intel Core i5 9500K
Did chatgpt write these requirements?
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Why don't they just make him gay? They want more representation, right?
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>>730606184
Clearly. Not only does the 9500K not exist, they also claim that a 1660 (6GB) meets the 8GB VRAM requirement and a 3060 Ti (8GB) meets the 12 GB VRAM recommendation.
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>>730603014
Nigs and nogs, dykes and kikes.
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>>730606401
The nonsense pc reqs and the blurry as fuck dlss'd gameplay, are pointing to an absolute GOAT pc version.
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>We will soon enter the timeline where Austin Powers will be more sincere than the series it parodied
Kind of funny really.
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>>730603014
>What does 'modern values' mean?
Indirect way of saying OLD BAD NEW GOOD STFU
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>>730606305
They can't be too hasty. The gayening will come, just not yet
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>>730603175
Still...good game.



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