This influx of FF shills trying to kiss ass after shitposting Nintendo for years is pathetic. We aren't going to buy Demake shit.
There's nobody to buy it anyway
Switch 2 fags literally have no games, they're starved. An ancient port of a remake is a steak dinner for the average switch 2 troon
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>>730608948This looks like GameCube graphics. No thanks. Crystal Chronicles mogs.
>>730609230Kek do snoyfaggots really?
The influx of a defense force for a game and a new switch 2 port being announced seems to be the biggest tell.They even recycle Nintendo memes like this >>730609219
>>730608948>we
>>730608948They are releasing DQ7 a week later specifically so it will BTFO FF and prove to investors that FF is dying so they can focus more on DQ.
Nintendo and final fantasy have a long and storied history with games from that franchise releasing for every single tendie console.
>>730609476DQ doesn’t sell at all outside of Japan. They need a game franchise that does. That’s why FF was even invented.
>730608948buy an ad instead next time
>>730609230cloud is not really an emo. that cringe you felt is in character. >let's mosey
>>730609230What the fuck
>>730608948>WeWho's "we"? The trans community?
>>730609230Based AF.Let JRPGs have silly moments.
>>730609230Soul
>>730609230Never beating the Reddit Fantasy allegations
>>730608948>gamekey card
>>730609230did they rip those npc models from starfield wtf is this shit lmao
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>>730608948wow, you're so brave to openly reject a 5-year late port that already had disappointing sales on its main platform
>>730609419>Nintendo memesHoly newfag Batman...
>>730608948>we are not buyingCorrect. Take your LGBT shit back to PS+.
>>730610593All console manufacturers are extremely faggot now. I don't know why you are pretending otherwise
>>730610593It encourages race mixing too. This is some of their promo material.
>>730608948>A failure no matter how hard square tries, and still doesn't believe the approach is the problem This timeline sucks ass, but 7Re being seen as the garbage it is is a nice silver lining
>>730608948>FF shills trying to kiss ass after shitposting Nintendo for yearsFF jeets shitpost everything because they are so insecure about the massive falloff of their franchise since XV.
>>730608948>This influx of FF shills trying to kiss ass after shitposting Nintendo for years is pathetic. We aren't going to buy Demake shit.Of course you're buying it.You have nothing else to play.That's $80 + tip
>>730608948>2026>30fpsohnonono
>>730608948Didn't even know it was coming to Switch 2 thanks for the heads up so I can let my family know that I am not interested in this as a birthday gift.
>>730609125I thought about getting one back in November but then I looked at the library and there was nothing worth getting it for.
>>730609230You know I didn't really mind remake but my god I cannot stand almost anything about Rebirth besides the first 2 hours.
>>730608948I already played it on PS4Pro more than half a decade ago with better graphics, why would I play it again and on inferior shitch hardware
NYPA
>>730609219Hmm looks like this prediction isn't panning out
>most critically panned Final Fantasy game of all time>combined with the worst-selling Nintendo product of all timeYeah, this isn't looking good for them. It's great for us, though. It will fail and we like that.
hmm a PC version for free right now that runs at 60fps or a $70 "key" for the switch version running at a bumpy 30fpsthat's a tough one all right
>>730612015There is literally no reason to buy this release
>>730610351It was made by pajeets which is why they shill it so hard here.
I don't buy shit games no matter what platform they're on, why is this even a discussion?
>>730611228.speculationlmaoooooooooooo
>>730609563they were direct competitors you dumb pajeet
I don't care about the framerate because the game sucks anyway
>>730612190Because without fail, every time, FF7RE threads stir up those who don't settle for garbage and rightfully upset in how the only attempt that ever will be to do something similar to a 1:1 turned into generic modern AAA shitOk the other side, action coombat fags, shills, those with stocks invested in SE, and contrarians looking for those juicy (You)sAlthough OP is correct in that this game, and to a larger extent the switch 2 are not worth getting, OP is just as much a fag as he's ever been for farming for (You)s
>>730609230>>730610593>>730610814>>730612078What have they done to this once beloved franchise?
>>730612727Done the "Hollywood", where they take an IP, and spew some shit like>we want to provide something for newcomers, but also acknowledge fanstranslation:>we want that big lowest common denominator money, so plug in every modern gaming trope, make it shiny for specfags, and fans will surely pay up anyways because they're desperate for more lol
>>730608948I would buy it if it wasn’t a “game key card”. I don’t have enough storage on my Switch 2 for this shit.
Sony is hiring marketing friends to do this I know because I'm hired by one.
>>730611978>worst-selling Nintendo product of all timeDid it really perform worse than the Virtual Boy or WiiU?
>>730608948Wtf when did tendies become based
Remake project is such a fucking mess, if they made it in 2009 then maybe it would have been ok.
>All this seething about the action combatThe combat is the one thing they didn't completely fuck up, its everything else that is utter fucking dogshitAlso I enjoy both turn & action combat.
>>730613414You mean when they released that e3 tech demo?I know, the knowledge of that parallel universe haunts the gamer partition of my brain most days
>>730613524yeah the game is shit for so many reasons, the combat is the least of its worries. but if you like the combat in these games the switch 2 would be the worst way to experience it.
>>730613524Where are people seething about action combat?
>>730608948>Barry is having another melty about FF7RI wonder why? KEKAROOOOO ^^
>>730613524Who are you quoting? Everyone's mostly seething about the gay shit and cringe.
>>730613713you're the one who is mad about people calling the game shit (which it is)
>>730613524>And the art style, and the open world, and the censorship, and the injection of retarded new shit, and multiversal timeline shenanigans, and time jannies, and QTEs, and making it into 3 games to milk as much consoomer money as possibleftfy
>>730611228>using gAyIGood morning SAAR
>>730612015Anyone buying this will simply be proving every negative stereotype about tendies right.
>>730613798That will be $39.99 + tax + tip.
>>730613901As long as they financially fellate big daddy 'tendo, they don't careThey'll gleefully call you brown and poor, and feel like they totally got you. It's the most retarded shit, and I'm glad switch 1 disillusioned me from nintendo and their asian jewey ways
>>730613713Bluey won again...
>>730613713That's interesting, 7R isn't actually in the listing for switch 2 games at all and whats more, appears to be getting gaped by fucking elf on the shelf
>>730614061I was told this would sell millions on the switch?Well, I was also told it would sell millions on steam, too...
>>730614167How does this keep happening?!
>>7306142702 more weeks, anonTrust the plan...AND BUY FINAL FANTASY™ VII REMAKE INTERGRADE TODAY =D
Can someone explain why they skipped the most memorable part of Disc 1?
>>730613892>AI bad >:(((
>>730614547Because all that blood recreating that scene would bump the ratings, cutting into that low hanging fruit that is normie money
>>730614763Right, ai is the one thing making musk an egotistical douche
>>730609230So thats what he learned from Barrett. Negro style
>>730613865>And the art styleIt doesn't feel like Final Fantasy VII anymore. There is no cohesion, oh look its a fucking Audi. What the hell happened?>and the open worldIt's not even a open world which is a good thing however. Square-Enix has no instincts whatsoever. Instead of tying the majority of all materia acquired to fucking Chadley, How about instead you stumble upon during the exploration. Throw in a mini dungeon for the summon materias.>and the censorshipThe game is rated 16+ and its packed to the brim with whitewashing revisionism, I don't get it. They should have rated it 18+ if they had to, not a single less copy would have been sold get fucking real Square-Enix.>injection of retarded new shitThey have bloated the ever loving shit out of FF7 with all of these side stories that I don't believe even the Japanese fanbase played. How many people really played say Before Crisis?>multiversal timeline shenanigans, and time jannies,I do not agree with them taking it this path but here the thing. They decided to do it and once its done there is no turning back you have to fully commit to it. Then Rebirth launches and its mostly the same except worse, oh and the whispers they didnt die at all.Square-Enix has no instincts whatsoever.
>>730613713>>730614061>6 year old game>pre-orders are selling like gangbangersNo wonder poor Barry is so upset. :((((
I loved chasing after this thing in the sewers for 30 minutes. Really necessary for the story.
>>730615478>500 copies soldKek I can't tell if you're false flagging or not but Barry won regardless.
>>730612015/thread
>>730615761On release day that's going to become 500 million
Literally the only way to people to play this game since no one is buying PlayStations and PCs are too expensive now.
Waiting for the "aren't most sales digital these days??" cope post. Can't wait.
>>730613386Why are you believing shitty bait?The Switvh2 is over 15mil units global.Which beats or ties the WiiU. In 6months.It's just ass mad snoys.
>>730615371>oh look its a fucking Audi. What the hell happened?See FF15, need that sponsor money to grease the wheels and make a gigabloat budget game made for the lowest of low common denominators>Throw in a mini dungeon for the summon materiasNot a bad idea, but I think the best answers are often the most simple, if it was similar to a 1:1, fans would already have that insight, kinda recreating that aura of playground hotshot who knows all the secrets >not a single less copy would have been sold get fucking real Square-EnixYou should know by now that corpos are fundamentally incapable of critical thinking, Anon >They have bloated the ever loving shit out of FF7 with all of these side stories that I don't believe even the Japanese fanbase playedFor me, it's flippy bike guy, that techno god kid, and sephirothapalooza>Square-Enix has no instincts whatsoeverSure they do, be hip and trendy and different yet desperately trying to also be the same as everyone else instead of themselves
>>730615761It's because retards at SE are selling DQ1&2 Remaster alongside it and stealing all its sales!
>>730615705I was on board if they could really make Midgar an entire game.Some of it worked, like the expanded sector 5, 7, and Wall Market. But they kinda ruined it with the HISTORY NIGGAS, making Sephiroth into some sort of omniscient deity instead of just being a psycho alien demigod, and the Shinra underground.
>>730615371>Square-Enix has no instincts whatsoever.To make things clear, what I mean that even when they introduce something that seems interesting the always completely fumble the delivery.>Remake introduced that Avalanche is a very loose organisation has different branches>Barrets cell is considered radical and has gone rogue nothing is off the table including bombing reactors, civilian casualties then so be it>Yeah but you see Jessie is such a shitty incompetent bomb maker it didn't make a dent it was Shinra that blew up the reactorBlow it out of your ass Square-enix
I'm here to return the thread to its destined course.
>>730616341>You VILL die at the plate, Biggs. Or I'm sending you to a parallel fucking universe.Poor Biggs.
>>730614763>see something say somethingI see you hiding there, Nazi.
>>730615902>Surely THIS will be the time FF7RE is successful you can convince a billion smoothbrains into buying something. It doesn't mean it's good, it simply means you convinced a billion retards to buy this thing. Sales mean some things for some things, but I'm starting to wonder why sales are seen as some ultimate yest of quality. My only rational guess is people with square stock fun bucks, and they feel desperate to create a narrative that ensures a cozy return on investment instead of having any fucking integrity>>730616341As soon as a FF7RE thread is made, it was always destined to end up this way
>>730616212>See FF15, need that sponsor money to grease the wheels and make a gigabloat budget game made for the lowest of low common denominatorsThere's more too it though, just look at the character designs. You can pretty much deduct from which era the designs are by just analyzing them.The designs that for the most part remained true to their original have a certain look to them, you have the big flashy hair, the big shoulder pads etc all of this was popular back in the 90s.And then you have this
I would like to see "pixel remasters" of 7-9, if at all possible. They already have pixelated sprites from FF Record KeeperIt would be lower budget, at least slightly more authentic, and could more than easily fit in one game
>>730615761>Obsessed>Rent free
>>730616817Accuracy was never a priority with this project. Why would these gaggles of new fully fleshed out character designs need to adhere to the style of the original?Consoomership 101, it doesn't have to be good, it just needs to be more and new
>>730615761>Barry doesn't realize that Remake just went on sale for Switch 2 and that the #10 spot equates 5K sales per monthImagine being brown.
This was so fucking gay
FF7R is the new Skyrim.
>>730617286Nah, it's ironically lame, but heckin fun
>>730608948I just opened a YouTube video to see what all the fuss was about and this is the first thing I seen. No wonder they desperately shill this trash everyday KEK
>>730617503why does everything from this game look like a dumb gmod meme from over 10 years ago
>>730617503It's silly and fun and flashy. Definitely worth buying on switch 2, PS4, PS5, AND steam. So why are you being part of the problem, anon?
>>730608948Who's 'we'? I'm buying it
>>730617503>>730609230Fucking KEK how have I never seen these webms. Post more.
>>730617758>he doesn't own a PCsad!
>>730617723>It's silly and fun and flashy. Definitely worth buying on switch 2, PS4, PS5, AND steam. So why are you being part of the problem, anon?
>>730617828>PC vegan thinks I only play games on switch 2retard
>>730618012If you have a PC or PS5 you're a retard for buying it on switch.
Nooooo please don't play it on PC or PS5, you HAVE to play it on Switch 2 at 30fps!Why? Well, uh...
>>730612015>everyone is banned from buying FF7R unless it's an illegally downloaded copy on their computersWhen will someone invent a non-PC gaming device? Is Gabe Newell really the only publisher in all of gaming?>>730618234Wait, the PS5 has no games, right? So it's really a PC exclusive? (It's also free-to-play)
I can't believe how mad Switch owners are about people pointing out the fact that the PC and PS5 versions of the game run much better.
>>730618463It seems posting facts gets them upset
If the Switch version has working mirrors, I might consider buying it.
Locked at 30fps? Seriously? Cant they do some switch magic and downgrade the graphics a but to run it at 60fps?
>>730620049no they decided to make it the best looking game on the switch (which runs like shit)it also doesnt even look good
