Look at where chasing Teen Titans Go got you? No sales, no new fans, and no sequel or "season two" as you baited it. You tried to tell us that WE were the problem. Turns out, YOU were just fucking retarded.It wasn't just about the Dark Queen not being hot anymore or Pimple being turned black. It was about how YOU couldn't make a decent game. If this turd didn't have "Battletoads" plastered onto it, nobody would've cared. Nobody would've cared cause your wannabe DMC game sucked. The Resident Evil 6-tier QTEs were just that bad.Now I laugh at you faggots. Ah ha ha ha haah ha hah ha!
>>730611939I refuse to even play this game because of how much they changed, fuck them. Why even bring back a nostalgia game and then shit on your fanbase who would potentially buy the game? Disgusting art style too.
>>730612360>Why even bring back a nostalgia game and then shit on your fanbase who would potentially buy the game?Teen Titans Go which was a "success" on Cartoon Network. Literally the same cheaply animated playbook.
>>730612994TTG actually sometimes gives a fuck and uses it's setting and characters and vast swathes of shit to draw from.the battletoads re-fuck did not give a fuck at all beyond the name and surface level shit
>>730611939I have not seen a single image of this game featuring Professor T. Bird. They did not even know he existed.
>>730612994TTG is the longest running CN show ever.
https://youtu.be/iVEof7iWBNg?si=LxmCpmrUcMy7ZU45BEEEP BEEEEP
>>730613115>TTG actually sometimesSigh, but 90% of it is garbage. Garbage that they throw together in a week. They admitted as much themselves in the self-indulgent 200th episode.That is why Cartoon Network saw the show as a "success": It was incredibly cheap to make. Literally one of the first "slop" cartoons cause even the worst of the worst 80's/90's toy shows were at least animated traditionally.The Nu-Battletoads devs(and a LOT of other mentally ill californians) thought it was the "writing" when it was just smart budgeting on a show that actually wasn't popular in the grand scheme of things.
>>730613419That means people really like it, right?
>>730613198He was used as sequel bait in the ending. Apparently, he's a taxi driver now....You know, in the original lore, he and the Dark Queen used to bang. No joke, that's why he's helping you take her down.
>>730611939I'm sure the tranny writer who used this game as just a stepping stone to get into the industry is really crying about it lil bro.
>>730613967Yeah about that...https://www.mobygames.com/person/1109674/tom-kauffman/credits/
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>>730614096They never specialized in vidya thoughhttps://www.imdb.com/name/nm3171597/
>>730614096https://m.imdb.com/name/nm2940487/?ref_=ttfc_fcr_2_1Was talking about this.
>>730611939Reminder that this was supposed to be the big comeback after 2015 had a bunch of Battletoads related build up
>OP is STILL triggered by me owning his not videogame playing assLiterally the best game in the franshise by a landslide. Just hold the button to skip cutscenes if your little /pol/roach heart can't take it on the first playthrough.
The beat em up gameplay was really good actually. If it was a straight up arcade-style beat em up it would've been better, I don't think they should've done the genre-mixing thing for this one. The grading system was fucking stupid though. And the forced cutscenes. And the writing was obviously shit. 6/10 game, it was alright
>>730614427>>730614438>Has not written a video game since Battletoads>Barely any work after BattletoadsYeah, that's not a good look...
>>730614684>done the genre-mixing thing for this one.That's kind of the thing with BattletoadsIt was always genre-mixingRare Replay's own video on it struggles to even name what genre it ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LTp7nNne10
>>730614684>The grading system was fucking stupid though.I never understood HOW you get S-ranks. Even after watching videos on the subject, I have ZERO idea how rank is calculated.https://youtu.be/XofoZJsX9Uw?si=0_P4ynWlo5orzN27In DMC, you have a style meter that you watch go up or down based on how you fight but here, you just try not to get hit and hope the rank randomly goes up while you switch and button mash.
>>730614559Nah, the arcade game was way better. I hated how sanitized and self-censoring Battletoads 2020 was when the arcade game got kinda bloody. Felt like regression.
>>730614952I remember the game not explaining it well. You'd get penalized for using big, high-damage moves to finish enemies off too quickly. The game wanted you to get enemies into that death state with the skulls before finishing them off or you'd lose progress for the next grade, it was obnoxious.
>>730614842It's a Platforming beat'em'up with vehicle sections.
>>730615110It really needed that unapologetic 90s edge and instead it's a game that acts like someone's strict parents are in the room with it.
>>730615110>Felt like regression.t'was regression albeithough
>>730615319Reviewing the video, that doesn't look like its the case.https://youtu.be/giGklVvDPs4?si=NTaGU7QlDXG2sQWaIt really does just look like "Mash buttons, don't get hit, switch characters". I wonder how multiplayer works.
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>>730614553It's absolutely insane just how badly Microsoft and Rare have botched the golden opportunities they've had to revive older IPs, especially by giving them lots of classic-era wanking in crossovers/merch. Honestly though, Banjo Kazooie is the one better off for NOT getting a new game after its late 2010s-early 2020s blitz of attention though I still think it's bullshit that they didn't even rerelease the 360 ports of the first two games onto the Switch and instead just settled for shitty dripfed ROM dumps on NSO that massively missed the boat. Nuts n' Bolts was already a sad enough final entry to the series, imagine a Battletoads 2020-tier misfire.
>>730611939Post the scene with the Dark Queen showing her butt and farting already.
>>730611939>It wasn't just about the Dark Queen not being hot anymore or Pimple being turned black.I think its more that the designs are all worse. The Dark Queen being the worst offender, not only is she not hot her design is boring and ugly. The old design was hot; but more than that it was visually interesting. Replacing something interesting with something boring is pretty much the worst thing you can do in art design.
>>730618696The 360 ports of BK and BT are a headscratcher. Even the Rare Replay versions were just the 360 ports running in a 360 emulator. Something must be really really wrong with the code.
>feature memorable artstyle>revival decides to trash it all for something entirely new>it does poorlymany such cases!
>>730615110The arcade game was when they finally got all three toads on screen and differentiated them completely. It was my favorite game and they stopped making them after it, only to greenlight that bullshit in OP's picture. Zitz in particular was my favorite because he mostly got kidnapped in the other games or didn't have anything that distinguished him from the usual stock Battletoad design the early games used.
>>730619317Monkey Island is worse because, alongside the artstyle regression, it was like the third or fourth goddamn time Gilbert pulled the IT WAS ALL LE FAKE twist.
>>730611939>remember this game from the gross era? We're bringing it back!>but we made it look like something you'd see on the disney channel and has basically the same humor so it appeals to zoomers that don't even look at anything bet their phones>70 dollars please
>>730619594>IT WAS ALL LE FAKEIt's his fetish and it was in full display all the way back in the ending of Monkey Island 2.
>>730620924It's the ending of almost every game he has ever made. It's not a twist anymore, you know when you play a Ron Gilbert game nothing you're doing matters because it is all fake because Ron Gilbert saw St. Elsewhere/The Sixth Sense and thought it was the best thing you could ever do
>>730619195The OG games are on NSO They probably went with the remasters for the Quality of Life features and to save time not scrubbing out the Nintendo stuff a second time
>>730620924They slapped the ending a week before going gold because they hadn't thought about how to finish the adventure. However Hackbert is at fault here becuase of blueballing his entire audience into thinking he had everything planned for an eternity before backpedalling a month before releasing his latest atrocity and gaslighting everyone with his "hmm well ackshually I never meant to say any of that"
>>730615110This
>>730621252Come to think of it, Herc's Adventures was another LucasArts game that had a similar "it was fake" setup (though it was framed as a movie set and done as a post-ending bonus rather than BEING the ending). the actual plot twist was that aliens were the actual bad guys and Hades was just a robot they made.. I don't think Gilbert contributed to it however.
The game is 4 hours long, 5 hours for a casual like you.In the time you spend having a melty over cutscenes in a Batteltoads game you could have actually played through the game and had a lot of fun
>>730615110>1 move>massive fps drops>enemies don't even do anythingPLAYAFUCKINGVIDEOGAME
There's an odd parallel between Battletoads and TMNTThey're retroactively treated as part of a brand they were bought intoBattletoads having cameos or being treated as Xbox's retro rep and the original TMNT cartoon being retroactively treated as a Nicktoon
>>730626564And the obvious connection, specifically the conception of the toads.
>>730625708Im not buying your game.
>>730613538CHUGMYDUMPTRUCK
