Recommend me some certified ASS games such as Nier Automata, Street Fighter, Stellar Blade, Haydee, BotW, Mass Effect, Metroid, Splatoon, Marvel Rivals, etc.
the thirst descendant has top notch asses
>>730612787why is there a straight thread on /v/
>ASS games
>>730612787why is there a fag thread on /v/
post your tits
>>730612787this is what I want to do every time I visit my girlfriendās house and her mom is cooking
>>730612787whats that cover shooter mobile game where theres girls with guns who always have their ass in your face?
>>730613160wtf when did americans become based
E33
>inb4 the seething faggot Europeans raid the thread with "REEEE NIGGER AMERICAN ASS"
>>730612787ASSASSin's creed
>>730613160Alright sorry bud, the rent isn't free anymore, you're gonna have to start paying this month.
>>730613523Too late
I have never felt the touch of a woman.
>>730613593They're so obsessed it's almost like they programmed a bot to detect any thread with the word "ass" and spam it
>>730613636how old? if you're below 35 you can still make it
>>730613708Isn't BD2 getting censored?
On Your Tail
>>73061372829 but I'm ugly, it was over before it even began
>>730612787darksouls maneater mildred, asylum demon, peaceful and kind crowspeople
>>730613708They literally just removed this mini game for being problematic.
>>730612787No one here has ever held an ass like that and will never do so
>>730613708don't tell him...funniest part is that a woman came up with the concept for this
>>730613728Lying on the internet is an old, tired and beaten to death horse.
>>730613513the swimsuits in this game are such a letdown
>>730613708AAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHFAAASSSTEEERRR
>>730612787>>730613160No seriously why are americans so obsessed with asses now?
>>730614153influx of browns
>>730614153>noware you 12 years old
>post about asses in any capacity>ignite bottomless seething over americaWhat causes this phenomena
>>730614153>nowYou people are fucking crazy. I feel like I'm being gaslighted. Ass has literally always been a symbol of sexual desire, for thousands of years. I've read smut from the 18th century. Tit man or ass man, it's a question as old as time. This is Mandela effect timeline shift levels of gaslighting bullshit. Fuck you faggoty Europeans
>>730613160>>730614153I wonder why
>>730614384whites can't stop losing lol
Is ass-hating another sharty troll tactic or something? Been seeing this shit for so long... the fuck is the issue?
>>730612787THIS game
>>730614153>now
All of these asses are too small
>>730613513ps3 games looked like THAT?
>>730614290to be fair this is the right thread for bottomless
>>730612787
>>730614725gomen gomen
>>730614769
>no amount of surgeries and hrt can fix man hips and man assthis is why the gargoyles hate them and spam in these threadsalso modded skyrim
>>730614916>cellulite
>>730614983fag
>>730612787>BotWYou mean TotK.
>>730614769why can't fat assed blimps be real
>>730615181one blew up and we collectively decided we didn't want to use them anymore
Is this the BBC thread?
>>730615372>ass thread>thinks of niggerswhat?
>>730614153well i am not an American, but i am straight...and if you were straight you'd get it. It's not something that can be explained, you have to feel it
>>730615447Hi, incel.
>>730613160Fine then recommend me some ARSE games then
>>730615643...what?
>>730613708>black hands
>>730615951retard
>>730615951its fine, the player is wearing gloves
>>730616006Sheva is so lucky
>>730613160Good evening SAAR, I have increased your Izzat by 5 points. You may now deposit 8 corpses and 3 barrels of toxic waste in your nearest drinking water source.
I'm pro-crease. I think asses look better in flats, and that heels ruin their shape.
>>730617492I didnt realize how bad body your avg woman is today until I started looking at 90s content, holy shit things are bad
>>730612787>>730613513>>730614529>>730614769>>730616006>>730617130GUHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oneechanbara Z2 Chaos
>>730613636i have, and she STUNK. do cigarettes make your breath and pussy smell like shit? or was she just an unwashed mess? i figured cigarettes would make your breath smell like smoke
I bought Darksiders Genesis and Symphony of War in part because I noticed a major character in each had a huge ass and both games turned out very good.>>730614916Stardustpapi one of the GOAT ass artists when he's on-point, that's one of his best (and one of the biggest he's drawn).
>>730612787In Final Fantasy Rebirth you can dress Yuffie, Aerith, and Tifa in small swimsuits, then play as them and jump over stuff and pause it mid jump. Got some incredible ass shots of all 3 of them.
>>730617921was she brown
>>730618254white
>>730618314then yes it was the cigsexcessive smoking literally rots your organs
>>730618493gross. thanks, now i know to avoid smokers at all costs
>>730617921Most cigs, bafflingly, have things like straight up tar and ash inside of them besides the tobacco, and often have lead and more from local mining water and dust infiltration in plantations.Which is to say, yes, when you repeatedly inhale ash and tar and lead smoke into your body, your body will be permeated by bad smelling chemical shit.
>>730612787Trails daybreak
>>730614304It's a literal Indian who has been posting this bait for a few years that if you like butts then you're black. It's completely retarded
>>730613708RIP Slap Slap Pop, you were just too much gameplay for this world...
>>730614384Thought this was a breakdown of the whitest states for a second
>>730612787Having a wife is so great. I know its not sexual harassment, but I sexually harass her literally constantly. Earlier I shoved her against the wall and sucked her tits. She was doing the laundry and I pulled her pants down and tried to fuck her. If I see her Im touching her ass.we have 4 kids btw
zelda age of imprisonment is unironically an ass game
>>730619116Same except I slap her ass and she huffs but has a little smirk on her face. Only one kid so far tho
>>730612787I am disappointed in you /v/.
>>730613160>>730614153these two posts will be repeated until the end of time or 4chan dies, whichever comes first
>>730620226time has already ended.
>>730614418Too bad that game is absolute shite
>>730612787Atlyss.
>>730618871its because indian ass isnt sexualized since its covered in fecal
>>730617130Is this that the Wuchang chink game modded or a real costume?
>>730621879>Game lets you create a character with a fat ass and actually has gameplay too (plus solid low-poly visuals to boot)>Furry game
>>730622612ingame outfit w/ physics enhancer https://www.nexusmods.com/wuchangfallenfeathers/mods/27?tab=files&file_id=60
>>730622671Furfags comprise a pretty big portion of autists unfortunately, i'm sad i have to share my retardation with them
>>730621879I can get the appeal of low graphics games.And I can get the appeal of fetish games.But I can't understand why you'd want to combine these two things.
>>730623092I don't mind fetish games but I don't understand why most of them have to be furry-related. Let me enjoy my weird fetish without animals involved in it, please.
>>730621879>Removed for ass slappingNot that the slaps aren't nice, but
Bless mods
>>730623915>>730623987Nice physics. Shame they have the ass of a small child. Can't get turned on by that.
>>730612787P.N.03 is The ASS Game
>>730624124Is this size better?
>>730624202>ass game>posts gif with literally no ass>might even be negative assFake and gay
>>730624202I only recently learned that not only the costumes that show the most ass but that ass-shaking shooting animation are things you unlock after multiple playthroughs.
>>730624212No ass is better than toddler ass I guess. Japs can't enjoy booty without feeling emasculated I guess.
>>730614153>Baby Got Back - 1992>Fat Bottom Girls - 1978
>>730612787>SplatoonThose are children.
>>730614001Internalized sexism is a thing so...
>>730624124Jap asses are truly Irish tier.
>>730613636It's pretty great. Having someone who loves you is pretty awesome.
>>730612787source of OP pic is Carmen Kinsley in "Corn-Fed Booty"
>>730624253It's a ass game with a ass so ass that's all it's remembered by.And you just reminder me of remember me.
>>730624316Queen's not an American band in all fairness, though ironically Spinal Tap is and Big Bottom is top tier Ass-core.
>>730624272She still strikes poses with any costume, so it's not like you "unlock" her showing off her ass
>>730624812Spinal Tap isn't a real band.
>>730617643Insane how she mogged Kimberly so hard and so easily.
>>730612787>via 9gag
bait thread
>>730613160Good morning saar
>>730612787God i love video games is unreal
>>730625179why can't they just leave us alone
>>730613160>women evolve shapely curved full asses to attract men>today's men find this repulsive, horrible, and a direct attack on them
>>730624316>a black and an actual faggotDo americans REALLY
>>730613160>be american>get assed
>>730625460>>today's men find this repulsive, horrible, and a direct attack on themWhat are you talking about americans and blacks love it
>>730614304Humans have always liked asses, but usually the women would be thinner, and the ass was just nice looking. Nowadays, it's all about the thick women with massive fat asses. There are always men who liked giant asses, but it wasn't the standard even 15 or so years ago.
>>730625608Yet your kind loses their absolute shit over it constantly. Why is that?
>a-america bad! america ba- ACK!!!Don't care.
>>730625749
>>730625041the fuck are you onkimberly had a perky assyellow ranger has a flat assi mean i wouldnt turn down yellow because she has a flat ass but kimberly's is better
for me it's modded RE2R
>>730626648>paw print tattooyou just know
>>730626648>want to use the pawg Jill mod for RE3R>have to use some older version of the game and not the current version on steam for the mod to workThat's too much work just to coom.
>>730614963>no amount of surgeries and hrt can fix man hips and man assI've seen troons posting about a hip widening surgery recently, and I look forward to seeing the paralysis that results from it.
Prince of persia;the Warrior within
>>730626648Capcom fears this which is why they are terrified to show a 30+ woman in RE other than Ada. If they were based they'd show Christmas Cake Sherry and/or middle-aged Claire & Hunnigan in RE9.At least DMC5 had bare Lady ass.
>>730617327
>>730625595ive always been a tits man but asian girls ass have gotten so good in the last 20 years it crazy