Who should Mario choose?
>>730617157 Daisy, easy. She's the only one who brings actual energy and spice to the Mushroom Kingdom. Peach and Rosalina are too regal, Pauline's too busy singing jazz in New Donk. Daisy would drag Mario into wild doubles tournaments on weekends and trash-talk Bowser mid-serve. No contest.
Peach is the only answer.
>>730617157panties color?
>>730617157Depends on his preference Ass: DaisyTits: PaulineFace: RosalinaLegs: Peach
>>730618794
Neither.Fun is his only love.
>>730617157Mario should find somebody outside of his damsel comfort zone. Nobody is going to hold it against him if he lowers his standards.
>>730618794>not picking tallest one for legs>not picking the DSL for faceWhat are they teaching the kids these days?
>>730619598I really wish they would bring back more SMB2 characters Playing as this guy in Mario Kart would be sweet
>>730617157I got the sense that he and pauline would have the most of an actual real relationship since they're from the streets of the same city.I don't even know what the fuck a blue collar plumber and a princess would even talk about
>>730618794>Tits: PaulineHoly shit I never noticed how stacked her rack is compared to the other girls, how can they even compete?
>>730621113mario has adapted very well to the mushroom kingdom and he would have a great deal of insight into the many lands hes adventured in and weird ass people hes met
Canonically it's Pauline since Nintendo made sure to explicitly clarify that he is getting absolutely 0 puss from Peach, Rosalina is autistic and Daisy is busy getting railed by his brother.
>>730621113Is Mario even a plumber anymore? The Paper Mario games show he has a house with Luigi in the Mushroom Kingdom. I feel like he probably gets some sort of royal payment every time he saves the day so I doubt he needs to spend his time in between adventures fishing out clumps of hair and poop from Peach's shitter.
>>730617157Peach sucks as a girlfriend, especially after the shit she pulled in Odyssey.Daisy is for Luigi.Pauline moved on.So Rosalina.
>>730618794Pauline has the best face though
>>730617802Also Sarasaland is an exotic desert Kingdom, she's got that Spice and Oil money. She canonically has multiple Mega Yachts.
Rosa or Pauline
>>730617157Me.
>>730617157>>730618794Ass: DaisyTits: PeachFace: PeachCock: Rosalinaftfw
>>730621448Plumbing was just another side gig for Mario. He's also worked in construction, demolition, animal control, and as a referee for various sports.Also a doctor, although his excessive reliance on pills leaves his qualifications as highly dubious.
Rosalina is the most beaitiful and causes the least drama.
>>730621745looks like a whore/stripper
>>730617157He can take everyone except Rosalina, she's mine!
>>730621448The opening of 3D World has the Bros. pull tools out of thin air to fix a pipe
>>730617157Peach and Pauline
>>730617157In my head Mario and Pauline were a couple in DK but at the time Pauline was plain and frumpy (based on her original sprite). After SMB Mario dumped her and upgraded to Peach. Then before her next appearance Pauline got a makeover to show off what Mario missed out on. Peach got super jealous. During Mario Tennis Aces in the women’s locker the girls had a fight and Peach sat on Pauline’s face until she started crying.
Rosalina would never choose him, or anyone. She is beyond that sort of thing. Daisy is for Luigi.Peach and Pauline are the only real options.
>>730617157Fuck off, shipperfaggot
>>730626626Peach already friend-zoned him, and Pauline is riding extended dong
>>730617802>Mario>needing to be dragged along to adventures
>>730626984Then it's well and truly Mariover.
>>730626548>In my headAnon, that's canon (aside from your last sentence).
>>730625007I like to think they are actually terrible at their job and just bang random tools on pipes like a kid playing with Fisher Price plastic toys but since plumbing seems to be a foreign profession in the Mushroom Kingdom everyone just assumes they are masters at it.
>Paulinedating Dong>Rosalinabeing autistic in space>Daisydating Luigi>Peachcanonically friendzoned Mario
>>730627905>aside from the last sentencebut that’s the best part
>>730629363>Rosalina being "autistic", aka slightly aloof, means she can't bangYeah no. Sex goddess.
>>730617157did she put lips on her racket?
>>730621837>people were complaining about this costume and track being appropriation
>>730631286They all have their symbols on their rackets. Pauline's is a heart stylized to look like lips.
