You think Sonic's ever fucked someone?
>>730625538No. His interactions with Amy should explain to the player how he feels about women.
>>730625538Yeah, MY MOM!
>>730625538IIRC the original concept for Sonic pitched him as having a human girlfriendLooking back it's a little funny how people blew up over Sonic 06 for that in a way they never did for Who Framed Roger Rabbit
>>730625538No you fucking loser
If he hasn't fucked Rouge by now he's never gonna bang anyone.
>>730625663Amy is an annoying girl, not a woman. Which is why sonic is uninterested romantically with her. He likes to go fast, she slows him down.
>>730625538I don't see a cock he can fuck with.
>>730625538The autistic boy reading THIS
>>730629107he has a dick, it's hidden
>>730628824>He likes to go fast, she slows him down.Yes, this is all women.
>>730625538Canonically he fucked amy, cream, gengis khan and the writer of the comics
>>730626384>Looking back it's a little funny how people blew up over Sonic 06 for that in a way they never did for Who Framed Roger RabbitNot really.. The latter clearly presents the relationship with a sense of humor - the mismatch between Jessica and Roger is the joke. In a sense, the original Sonic girlfriend concept was just aping this, which isn't a huge shock considering several aspects of early Sonic was just blatantly copying something from pop culture.In comparison, Sonic and Elise are presented in a completely straight-faced manner, which makes it just come off as weird, as if the devs didn't think there was anything "off" about the implied romance between them. I imagine they didn't.
>>730625538Yeah Tails, in SA a NPC says they're sleeping together
Sonic is the embodiment of wind, the wind doesn't have sex.
>>730625538Yeah, Bartleby Montclair of Dresden.
>>730625538Yeah. Elise
>>730628824>literally reinforces anons point at the end of the postkek
I’m playing all the Sonic games and the only good one so far is the first one on Genesis.
>>730629931>In comparison, Sonic and Elise are presented in a completely straight-faced manner, which makes it just come off as weirdthey're fictional characters in cartoon world that we barely know anything about. It doesn't make sense for it to be upsetting, there's just too many layers between reality and what goes in Sonic games for it to even register as something I should feel something aboutI imagine no one would've batted an eye if 06 was a good game in the same manner that no one does for Shadow and Maria's relationship
Sonic is into human women
as someone who has been there, yeah sonic has fucked amy but these days its mostly amy fucks sonic and sonic is not into it after 300 fucking times of being fucked by amy anyways yeah he runs away buts it only about how far because you cant run and you cant hide no matter how fast you are do you understand?
>>730625538How do you think Miku got into his game?
>>730631732>they're fictional characters in cartoon world that we barely know anything about06 is definitely not presented as having a "cartoon world". One of the key concepts for that game when it started development was "what if Sonic was real?", which is part of the problem. Presentation matters, and presentation is why Roger Rabbit gets away with its intended weirdness.>no one does for Shadow and Maria's relationshipShadow and Maria's relationship is intended to be sibling-like. Sonic and Elise's was purely romantic. The latter still would have been labeled as bizarre even if 06 was good.
>>730631994>06 is definitely not presented as having a "cartoon worldRegardless of the human characters having more humanlike proportions, there's still so many fantastic and video gamey elements to 06 (giant airships, robots, loop de loop architecture, item boxes, time travlel, etc etc) that it is still nowhere close to reality, even if it's also not a joke>Shadow and Maria's relationship is intended to be sibling-likeTheir relationship is entirely unclear since you only see the last 5 seconds of it
>>730631994Sonic 06 is basically "Sam Raimi's Sonic" or "Ninja Turtles The Movie but Sonic". That's clearly what they were going for, because Sonic Team just wanted to make a photorealistic Next Gen game. In fact, the game that was reshuffled into becoming 06 was simply a First Person Shooter with very realistic looking graphics.
>>730625538No but his rival has....Amy volunteers since Sonics too busy playing speed runner.
>>730628095Rouge is a whore, especially for edgy bad boy perks like Shadow.
>>730632650>that it is still nowhere close to realityIt's close enough, which is the problem people have. A rubberhose cartoon animal person being depicted in a romantic relationship with a generic Final Fantasy NPC is just going to come off as odd no matter how you slice it, unless the game actually leans in on said oddness with some recognizable intent from the developers. 06 does not do this. Instead, its developers actually thought people would be moved by Elise pulling a Sleeping Beauty on Sonic.>Their relationship is entirely unclear since you only see the last 5 seconds of itIf you need a game example, then that's the dynamic given between the two in Shadow Gens, which is a lot more than five seconds. I think Gerald even refers to Shadow as a "son" at one point. There's a whole "family" dynamic there.
