Oh, dear, another dogged contender.Welcome, Tarnished One, purloiner of Runes.Mind you, the mantle of Elden Lord interests me none. The Erdtree's Curse, the legacy of lords, let it all fade into nothing.You’ve done quite enough, now have your rest.
>>730631449bussy
I'm still mad Miyazaki not only cucked us with MIquella being evil, but that also killed St. Trina.
>>730631775He should have had a quest line like Ranni or at least the option to speak to him.
>>730631775writing was already on the wall with the bewitching branch imoalso the specific mention of "unalloyed" gold as miquella's personal metal"unalloyed" meaning pure gold and showing vanity or an ego
>>730631775>>730631937Fromsoft doing their Fromsoft thing. They're bad storytellers and lack the soul to make the experience any good. All they know is to kill next thing and that's pretty much it. No art, no substance just bonk the boss until it's dead oh and here's a lifeless Reddit doll to gush about for some reason btw.
>>730631775>also killed St. Trina.Same. He could have done so much with her in a future sequel, like a second dream world map were she is like Marika. It would have been fucking awesome.
Hmm, today I think I shall summon Sirris of the Sunless Realms so that I can fight an ordinary Hollow. Wish me luck!
>>730632121Yeah I guess if you do ignore all the evidence to the contrary it would seem that way. The game's world is full of stories, it's just told in the environment.
>>730631449PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PRENGANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANTPLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>730632229Miyazaki forgot to give her enough dex to wield her estoc
>>730632518It doesn't work in a world where calamities like a meteor is negated by a well-timed roll
>>730632890Is elden ring your first videogame ever?
>>730631449Souls games have cute girls in them?
>>730632949>girl
>>730632939It's the first video game where I can finish it naked with a club, so it's hard to treat seriously like you pretentious faggots do
>>730632802Wouldn't be fuckin surprised.
>>730632949Yes, but that's not one of them.
>>730633064>It's the first video game where I can finish it naked with a club,Congratulations. So you were just looking for opportunities to brag. I can relate.I still think that's kind of pathetic though.
>>730632991>>730633113okay what about actual females who are cute
>>730633123Your """story""" is shit and its characters are pretentious slow-talking faggots (with literal faggots lmao) too. That's the point
>>730631449Go on...
>>730633295Behold.
>>730633452Meant for >>730633279
>>730633452I'm physically unable to look at Ranni with a straight face anymore. Her character design stands out like a sore thumb compared to literally everything else in the game. Her big dumb hat and giant dress with a bunch of frills make her look like a Touhou character, even next to other waifubait characters in ER she looks like she's from an entire different game.Also with the ghost face and all she looks overdesigned like some 3rd rate vtuber, I bet the designer who drew her was some autistic otaku who I imagine basically socially pressured everyone else to go "uhh yeah she doesn't look bad I guess" because criticism is rude in Japan and she made it into the game through the force of his autism alone
>>730633295It's not my story, and anyone who uses 'pretentious' without sarcasm is a moron.
I love this little guy like you would not believe, i maxed him out to 10 first thing and always bring him in my adventures. He does this little yelp when he see enemies which is based as fuck.>cost almost no mana to cast>will lob spells from range and take heat off you >quite tanky
>>730633564Okay, what about this loser then? She cute too.
>>730633640Says the moron easily captivated by """world-building""" that can't even match GTA San Andreas' amount of "world building"Suck a dick FromDrone
>>730633564so ranni upsetted you, but not blaidd? She was a shardbearer and every single of them are overdesigned
>>730631775Should have fought him in his normal and St'trina form at least once. I didn't need radahn 2
>>730633847If you add more quotations you might convince me it's poorly done.I've always been interested in alchemy. Elden Ring knows exactly what it's doing, and that alone is impressive.
I was extremely disappointed when they didn't get Gwyndolin's/Lothric's voice actor to voice Miquella. Instead they got a generic boring woman. Cowards. Femboys should be voiced by MEN
>>730633921you'd be surprised how many people don't get that elden ring's path to godhood is the four pop-culture steps of alchemy
It's funny how retards here keep forgetting that it's a Japanese gameIt'll just have more and more Japanese flashy anime shit in it in the future games
>>730633452cute i will now get filtered by your game
>>730633564I know this is old copy pasta but Ranni is an eyesore. It looks like generative AI made her but in a bad way. We will never get a good waifu in these games unless the director abandons his vague story phase and doll fetish all together.
>>730633921Again, made moot with a naked guy with a club. Immersion immediately ruined.Point is, it's shit, like the original >>730632121 said
>>730633996I'm not surprised at all. /v/ especially is really good at ignoring things and not learning anything.Souls games are the epitome of "a picture is worth a thousand words".
>>730633564>implying it wasn't Miyazaki who approved the design of RanniDude, she even has a proper ending and you can also marry her. You can tell Miyazaki loves her big dumb hat, literally in every game he does someone wear a stupid big dumb hat.
>>730633997Japanese games usually have narratives and memorable characters. Soulsbornes have none of that and instead are mindless kill sims closer to Bethesdaslop or sandboxes than any JRPG.
>>730634215>literally in every game he does someone wear a stupid big dumb hat.The bigger the hat, the more powerful the wizard. It's an unspoken law, a measurement.
>>730634241>Soulsbornes have none of that>solaire>patches>siegward>even despite elden ring having bloated npc/bosses, they are still immortalized more than most rpgs you played
>>730634292I like how in DS3 you have two Crystal Sages who wear big hats and claim to be disciples of Logan, missing that Logan wore a big hat because he's antisocial and doesn't like talking to people.
>>730634472All of those aren't as iconic nor well known than most FF nor Nier characters. Even Bethesdaslop characters like Nazeem get more mentions in the normie sphere than them.
Witches should always have stupidly large, floppy hats
>>730634472NTA but all of those characters are just one-note side characters. Calling Solaire, Patches, or Siegward "characters" is like calling the old shop guy from Ninja Gaiden a character, or the Merchant from RE4 a character. They're just digital puppets with quirky personalities. Set dressing. Not even bare minimum effort for the average RPG, Japanese or Western
>>730634695Witches should always have stupidly large, floppy dicks
>>730634695Witches should have moderately large hats and stained pants
>>730631449So we can all agree they're gay incestuous lovers right? I need to confirm so my future yaoi commission could be considered canon
>>730634695yeah!
>>730635006It literally couldn't be more explicit, you dumb fuck>HEY Y'ALL, BUFFALO BILL WAS A TRANNY, RIGHT?
Best ending, let those fucking cunt whores and bitches fucking burn, be better next time sluts, peace FSSSS
>>730631775Name a single thing he did that was actually evil
>>730636060Didn't take his sister with him to the shadow realm, just left her at the bottom of a sewerDidn't have the decency to offer himself to the Tarnished after he kills Radahn
>>730635203https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuN6gs0AJls
>>730634484DS3 has a lot of little things like that, where tradition is passed on and over time lore gets twisted and misinterpreted. Like the Abyss watchers fighting like Artorias even though Artorias only fought like that because he was hunched over with a broken arm from being fucked up by the abyss.
>>730636823the abyss watchers fight like Hollows™
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>>730637585Haha burn fucking bitch look everything is toasted hahaIf you don't like it like close your eyes I mean eye nigger haha like turn away (and inhale all those ashes lol)
we all know nepheli is the proper choice for the tarnished
>>730638746Boring mopey bitch who does nothingI'd take Roderika, she's the same thing but at least she's cute.If it weren't for the ancient dragon smithing stone, nobody would do Nepheli's shit quest more than once.
