>tfw you will never have a cute cripple umawife who asks you to carry her to bed every nightwhy even live /v/?
grow up nigga
keep being yourself nigga
What's the appeal of umas?They're so incredibly generic looking. No sex appeal. No standout features. Nothing.They look like background characters and not even in a cute mob way.
>>730632741Not oversexualized, based on true events and they can kick your ass
>>730632741>No sex appeal. No standout features.Korean and chinese designs have fried your brain
>>730632960Mambo would never do this.
>>730633041Umas are generally mean
>>730632402Would she feel a thing if I fuck her robot? Also, RIP Witlets.
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>>730633551KEK
>>730632741>No sex appealOh yeah? Then how do you explain this young and sexy lady?
>>730632741The game assume you're an late 20 to early 40 office worker that is training an Elementary to Senior High Schooler to run faster. Many of the career have said uma become really attach to you.
>>730634090>Elementary to REDACTED High SchoolerFixed that for you
>>730633551women unironically want you to molest them. Prove me wrong
Sometimes I really hate jap trends, they all start doing it at the same time for some reason, I fucking hate this one.
>>730634758>they all start doing it at the same time for some reasonDo you not know what a trend is?
>>730634758>chopping up your art and making it a pain in the ass to save or share for xitterpointsYeah, it's retarded.
>730634560>Saaaaaaar
>>730633863The gameplay isn't titiliating enough for your average gacha gooner.
>>730635290Oh yeah?
>>730635150Some of them are clever, I'll admit, but 99% are just cropped images of their old works.
>need to revamp my TT teams because I fell out of Class 6>no long aces>no luck with parents>out of carats and nothing to roll for on the horizonI'm so tired...
>>730634758what kind of aspect ratio you got? every single jap has an iphone so most of those tricks only work on the aspect ratio of the latest goyphone
>finally get a Taiki with okay stats>no Long AI should really just give up.
>>730635556browser
>>730635597Maybe work on your other aces for a bit and come back to her if you have time? Remember we'll be getting 5 borrows soon, so there should be plenty of borrows left.
>>730635367Unironically yes, the fan service in Uma is mild at best. Hot springs scenes and some light jiggle physics are about as saucy as it gets. This is nothing compared to how your average gacha game presents itself. Makes umas look like "tradwives" in comparison lol. Not saying it's a bad thing!An example, compare say Agnes Digital to this character >>730630706. Similar character archetypes, but completely different kind of presentation. All the animations for Nikke emphasize big jiggly asses and tits, and it's not even the raunchiest gacha out there.
>>730635597You're free to run whoever you want but just be aware that Taiki is not good for Sag, her ult triggers way too late in the spurt, everyone else has already accelerated by that point. Also getting Long S is mandatory because it's 2500m so it will give you enough time to accelerate to your max speed, meaning anyone without Long S just won't be able to catch up because of how long the track it.
>>730632741>>730635290>>730635684>What's the appealit's a fulfilling daughter raising simulator with sports and idols.
>>730632741>They're so incredibly generic looking. No sex appeal. No standout features.>They look like background charactersThis is your average coom brain. I can make a entire essay on justt ONE umamusume's race outfit while I can't tell you shit about the average nikke or genshin design because their designs hold no meaning
>>730635510>need to revamp my TT teams because I fell out ofwere you checking who has the lowest score and change that one?
>>730632741>They're so incredibly generic looking. No sex appeal. No standout features. Nothing.That's the best part.
>>730632741>They're so incredibly generic looking.nah>No sex appeal.if you are talking about full softcore porn like other gachas then yes?>No standout featuresthey do have standout features, a lot really.>Nothing.yes suzuka is as flat as a board.still the best gacha game only second to wizardry
>>730636378oof i mean the best gacha game and only wizardry is close to it.
>numbers keep going up>top 400 reachedWill try to fix my long and dirt team next week
>>730636429why is she make the small pp gesture
>>730636715To piss off koreans.
>>730636715She was talking about Tamamo
>>730636715Zainichi umas not allowed at Tracen
>>730636715mocking tamamo's microdick
I regret not rolling for Biko Pegasus.
I've been feeling very hesitant as of late. I don't feel like doing careers because I could potentially waste a lot of time just to get mediocre/unusable aces, or really good ones who don't have long S or something essential like that. I used to have no problem grinding careers to get a great ace, so I don't know what's happening. Maybe it's some sort of anticipatory anxiety or some shit. It blows.
>>730632402How does the mecha musume scenario play out?
How is Buena Vista your childhood friend if you're supposed to be way older than her
>>730637659Yeah, sounds like you're blackpilled, like you're giving up just before you even try it. Your solution to that is taking the plunge and having fun.
>don't want to take the slow metabolism gamble>NO GOLD CITY YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO EAT THE FOOD YOU GOT BEYOND JUST A BITE DO YOU WANT TO GET FAT AND UNABLE TO MODEL Why am I such an asshole?
>>730637659You're probably getting burned out from doing too many parent/ace runs. Slow down and roll with what you get, the rng is brutal sometimes.
>>730637894Trainer san can really say some insensitive shit very often. Somehow this is usually the wisest choice, are umas masochists?
>>730637894let the girl eat bro
>>730637894Because you're correct. Bitch ought to put the fork down.
>>730637894Honestly I'd like if gold city got a few pounds, she's really skinny. Not fat but thick.
>>730637894pathetic, you lack conviction
In this thread we don't serve that pesky am*rican coffee. Here, have some of the finest green tea from Japan. It's on the house. Just don't let Ta*ki find out
If I want to use my uma ticket exclusively to metafag, who should be the uma i choose?
>>730638575Taiki is great in Miles and Sprint, but also great as a parentXoguri dominates certain tracks.I'd go with Taiki from that list.
>>730638575Taiki or Seiun. Flip a coin, Shiraoki-sama commands it
>>730638575isn't ticket only usable on release pool umas?
>>730638575BONO
>>730638714Nope, the anniversary ticket is usable up to every uma released before the NY banner (so tama is gonna be the cutoff)
>>730638802With how large bono is, she her bonos could be a deadly weapon against smaller umas in the racetrack.
>>730638916The size difference is very funny once visualized.
>>730638637Doesn't she only dominate medium tracks?
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