>tfw you will never have a cute cripple umawife who asks you to carry her to bed every nightwhy even live /v/?
grow up nigga
keep being yourself nigga
What's the appeal of umas?They're so incredibly generic looking. No sex appeal. No standout features. Nothing.They look like background characters and not even in a cute mob way.
>>730632741Not oversexualized, based on true events and they can kick your ass
>>730632741>No sex appeal. No standout features.Korean and chinese designs have fried your brain
>>730632960Mambo would never do this.
>>730633041Umas are generally mean
>>730632402Would she feel a thing if I fuck her robot? Also, RIP Witlets.
>>730632402
>>730633551KEK
>>730632741>No sex appealOh yeah? Then how do you explain this young and sexy lady?
>>730632741The game assume you're an late 20 to early 40 office worker that is training an Elementary to Senior High Schooler to run faster. Many of the career have said uma become really attach to you.
>>730634090>Elementary to REDACTED High SchoolerFixed that for you
>>730633551women unironically want you to molest them. Prove me wrong
Sometimes I really hate jap trends, they all start doing it at the same time for some reason, I fucking hate this one.
>>730634758>they all start doing it at the same time for some reasonDo you not know what a trend is?
>>730634758>chopping up your art and making it a pain in the ass to save or share for xitterpointsYeah, it's retarded.
>730634560>Saaaaaaar
>>730633863The gameplay isn't titiliating enough for your average gacha gooner.
>>730635290Oh yeah?
>>730635150Some of them are clever, I'll admit, but 99% are just cropped images of their old works.
>need to revamp my TT teams because I fell out of Class 6>no long aces>no luck with parents>out of carats and nothing to roll for on the horizonI'm so tired...
>>730634758what kind of aspect ratio you got? every single jap has an iphone so most of those tricks only work on the aspect ratio of the latest goyphone
>finally get a Taiki with okay stats>no Long AI should really just give up.
>>730635556browser
>>730635597Maybe work on your other aces for a bit and come back to her if you have time? Remember we'll be getting 5 borrows soon, so there should be plenty of borrows left.
>>730635367Unironically yes, the fan service in Uma is mild at best. Hot springs scenes and some light jiggle physics are about as saucy as it gets. This is nothing compared to how your average gacha game presents itself. Makes umas look like "tradwives" in comparison lol. Not saying it's a bad thing!An example, compare say Agnes Digital to this character >>730630706. Similar character archetypes, but completely different kind of presentation. All the animations for Nikke emphasize big jiggly asses and tits, and it's not even the raunchiest gacha out there.
>>730635597You're free to run whoever you want but just be aware that Taiki is not good for Sag, her ult triggers way too late in the spurt, everyone else has already accelerated by that point. Also getting Long S is mandatory because it's 2500m so it will give you enough time to accelerate to your max speed, meaning anyone without Long S just won't be able to catch up because of how long the track it.
>>730632741>>730635290>>730635684>What's the appealit's a fulfilling daughter raising simulator with sports and idols.
>>730632741>They're so incredibly generic looking. No sex appeal. No standout features.>They look like background charactersThis is your average coom brain. I can make a entire essay on justt ONE umamusume's race outfit while I can't tell you shit about the average nikke or genshin design because their designs hold no meaning
>>730635510>need to revamp my TT teams because I fell out ofwere you checking who has the lowest score and change that one?
>>730632741>They're so incredibly generic looking. No sex appeal. No standout features. Nothing.That's the best part.
>>730632741>They're so incredibly generic looking.nah>No sex appeal.if you are talking about full softcore porn like other gachas then yes?>No standout featuresthey do have standout features, a lot really.>Nothing.yes suzuka is as flat as a board.still the best gacha game only second to wizardry
>>730636378oof i mean the best gacha game and only wizardry is close to it.
>numbers keep going up>top 400 reachedWill try to fix my long and dirt team next week
>>730636429why is she make the small pp gesture
>>730636715To piss off koreans.
>>730636715She was talking about Tamamo
>>730636715Zainichi umas not allowed at Tracen
>>730636715mocking tamamo's microdick
I regret not rolling for Biko Pegasus.
I've been feeling very hesitant as of late. I don't feel like doing careers because I could potentially waste a lot of time just to get mediocre/unusable aces, or really good ones who don't have long S or something essential like that. I used to have no problem grinding careers to get a great ace, so I don't know what's happening. Maybe it's some sort of anticipatory anxiety or some shit. It blows.
>>730632402How does the mecha musume scenario play out?
How is Buena Vista your childhood friend if you're supposed to be way older than her
>>730637659Yeah, sounds like you're blackpilled, like you're giving up just before you even try it. Your solution to that is taking the plunge and having fun.
>don't want to take the slow metabolism gamble>NO GOLD CITY YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO EAT THE FOOD YOU GOT BEYOND JUST A BITE DO YOU WANT TO GET FAT AND UNABLE TO MODEL Why am I such an asshole?
>>730637659You're probably getting burned out from doing too many parent/ace runs. Slow down and roll with what you get, the rng is brutal sometimes.
>>730637894Trainer san can really say some insensitive shit very often. Somehow this is usually the wisest choice, are umas masochists?
>>730637894let the girl eat bro
>>730637894Because you're correct. Bitch ought to put the fork down.
>>730637894Honestly I'd like if gold city got a few pounds, she's really skinny. Not fat but thick.
>>730637894pathetic, you lack conviction
In this thread we don't serve that pesky am*rican coffee. Here, have some of the finest green tea from Japan. It's on the house. Just don't let Ta*ki find out
If I want to use my uma ticket exclusively to metafag, who should be the uma i choose?
>>730638575Taiki is great in Miles and Sprint, but also great as a parentXoguri dominates certain tracks.I'd go with Taiki from that list.
>>730638575Taiki or Seiun. Flip a coin, Shiraoki-sama commands it
>>730638575isn't ticket only usable on release pool umas?
>>730638575BONO
>>730638714Nope, the anniversary ticket is usable up to every uma released before the NY banner (so tama is gonna be the cutoff)
>>730638802With how large bono is, she her bonos could be a deadly weapon against smaller umas in the racetrack.
>>730638916The size difference is very funny once visualized.
>>730638637Doesn't she only dominate medium tracks?
>>730638995
>>730638575Definitely Taiki.
>>730638247I hate green tea, can I have a sweet tea instead?
>>730639062
>>730638995>>730639062Why does Akebono, the largest uma musume, not simply eat the other sprinters?
>>730639121>the largest uma musumeThat's actually Michelle my baby
>>730639158nippon horse humiliated by gaijin
>>730639158>>730639212Not canon
>>730639085Sure thing champ- wait a second, SWEET TEA IS AMERIC*N
>>730639212Akebono is an American though
>>730639237cope
>>730639060Same could be said about Xoguri, and everyone pulled for her. Taiki's ability is good for any track that has a last-spurt on the final corner. She was also quite good in the Mile CMs as well, AND her ability is useful to pass on via breeding as well.
>>730638575>Taiki to build good parents and good for certain tracks>Christmas Oguri for meta>Seiun or Dober for parents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R18XxV3xyZk
Wait we're getting a selector ticket? Or is this a paid ticket?
>>730638575>missing less than 20 umas>still has ticketkindly explode
>>730639259What? Just how many horses are Umarican.
Getting a character from F long to S is a humiliation ritual. I've gotten her to A a few times, but S requires two long procs during inspiration and it's so damn rare even with great affinity parents/grandparents and a shit ton of long sparks. Never doing this again
>>730639267Post the preg one
>>730639340Hes talking about the 1st anniversary paid ticket, there are three tickets in the first anni, a paid SSR pick ticket, a free SSR pick ticket and a paid uma pick ticket.
>>730639328This one video is enough to send a seiunlet into a blazing seethe
Roll twice on the character banner or save the second spark for later?
>>730639595which character?
>>730639376also, despite being born in Japan, Maruzensky is considered "foreign" because his pregnant mother was purchased and shipped from Kentucky. This prevented him from being allowed to compete in the Japanese Classics because Nippon strong, 1000 times folded, no gaijin
>>730639595This fully depends on your uma roster and what you are missing or prioritizing. Do 1 spark and then decide, thats the way to go.
>>730639631I've got a decent amount I want, but I'm going to grab a Seiun from the first spark. Depends on what I get along the way. That's why I can't decide if I should just hold on to those carats or not. What are you guys planning on doing? I assume most people are just sparking the banner once but was curious
>>730639729Personally I'm not pulling on the megabanner, I will pull on the new year Opera and Haru because I like them, then I'll buy the selector ticket to get Taiki. I don't really metafag much but having her as a parent will really help my Paces.
>>730639729I myself have only about 45k carats, I'm sparking the megabanner once to pick up my wife but I'll see what else I get in the mean time, I could double spark depending on what's avaliable but I'll cross that road when its time to do so.
I know there's less than a dozen of you but for the people who grind 8M+ fans per day: How do you do it without burning out? Doesn't that cost you upwards of 50 carats or more per day?
>>730639729I'm skipping the megabanner. Right now I've only got a spark and a half which is just enough to guarantee I get one trainee + the discounted Kitasan. Then I want Nishino Flower and THEN I'm likely going to make a terrible decision. After that I'm going to save for a while.
What are they talking about?
I'm so tired of the ryan mines
>>730639947Sharing grilling tips
GIVE ME MORE BORROWS YOU RETARDED GREEDY JAP MONKEYS KIKES!
>>730639947the most autistically /k/ thing possible
>>730639947They're arguing about who gives the best hugs.
>>730639936they bot it
>>730639947>That censorship
>>730640023Just a few more days...if they don't come with fine we riot.
>>730632402What is the point of being Uma when you can't run?
>start parent farming for Sprint>300k fansDanchou, I'm sorry the fans will be low this month
>>730640095Special Week?
>>730639936I just like to run
>>730632741Stop being a typical coomer#143425 could help
Metafag here. Who should I use the anniversary selector on? Taiki, Seiun or Dober?
Damn these trainings actually give really good stats.
>>730632960>CN version of Uma still stuck at URA for like 2 years now>Chinks still playing this dailyWhat the fuck??
>>730640232Your favorite.
>>730640067well, obviously that'd be Bono, Buena, Taiki, Helios, and Nature of course
FASTER
>>730640232I would personally get dober, but probably seiun.
>>730640307What banner is that? Details please. With a Spoon.
>>730640343Megabanner.
Seeing a lot of umas with Creek (mummy) ult in sprint test rooms. Is it basically plancha but easier to trigger?
>>730640239Is the welfare yukino card better than the sr if both are mlb?
>>730640343nigger what more details do you need? Everything is in the image the guy posted
>>730640404No se leer ingles puto
HOOEHARIGATOU
i want to beat the shit out of teio
>>730640404>>730640357So I roll 200 on a super generic banner, then it gives me a choice to pick from ANY uma, instead of like when I hit 200 on a regular banner?
>>730640527Yup. And it's a one time only thing. A banner like this will never happen again.
>>730640343The megabanner is a banner thats at the beginning of February, you can spark any character that you missed as long as you hit pity, there is no featured unit. Everyone has the same chances of showing up.
>>730640527Yeah, useful for any banner you might have missed but I would have just rolled on the rate up banner for whatever Uma you were waiting for if you had the carats.
>>730640495We heard you the first ten times, Maqueen
>>730640369Yes, its gonna be hard to build her as a parent since she has G in sprint but her unique is quite good.
>>730638575Pick up Seiun already gawd damn
>>730640663Shes ugly and I dont like her though.
>>730640454the most based post ITT
No runs from me for the past several days. Ya can't make me!
>>730640397Both are roughly equal but I like the SSR slightly better because she can give you playtimes over.
>>730640629I thought it was Nice Nature who wants Teio dead?
>>730640704Sorry but you don't get a pass
>>730640694I find it very funny that this perma friendzoned dweeb had one of the most impressive records out of the whole cast.
>>730640812>all d*rtdoesn't count
>dirters
>>730640789Ironic. Everyone's had a piece of Seiun (except (You) and that one seiunlet)
>dirt sympathizer
It should be possible to hit 1200 speed and 1200 wit on XOguri with 1 speed 4 wit highroll right?
>>730640454how is that line so recognizable
>>730640857Taiki my fuarking hero, queen and lover would NEVER do this.
>>730640857See this? >>730640307Seiun can't run from me for much longer
>>730640938You have a spark readied... right?
>>730640835>>730640846>>730640864If you don't change your tune, John Cygames will deduct 50,000 carats from your accounts.
>>730639729While I would like Fuji, Kawakami, and Narita Taishin, I'm not even gonna roll on the banner.Nishino Flower and Sweep Tosho are my plan. I have some trainer scout tickets and 22k carats, so I think I'm set, so long as I do my event careers and such. After that, I'll just save up carats until Marvelous Sunday.
>>730640938You know when an uma loves you they topically don't run away from you.
>>730641004. . .
>>730640637Just aim for a turf creek parent then, and solve sprint in the other parent or using the grandparents
Yeah, I don't care. Dirt slander is what insecure mega fags do anyway
>>730641009I WILL do this.T. John Cygames.
>>730641036I'LL TRAIN HER TILL SHE LOVES ME FAGGOT
>>730640938Remember who own you
>>730641061Is she part of the gyaru group or is she ostracized for being a dirter.
Which one is better. I tried testing them both but they both get beaten out by S rank gold ships and taishins.
>>730641096Your curses have no power anymore
>Dirt is dirt>Turf is dirt with grass on top>Somehow dirt umas can't run on turfExplain
>>730641131>that staminawell no shit they're fucking losing
>>730641036>Seiunlet pulls 200, has to spark her>Goes to the exchange selection, misclicks and picks the wrong uma while scrolling down the list>Scrambles to press no, accidently fat fingers confirm>It's Rice Shower
>>730641131both have really low stamina, you need 800+1 gold minimum, more if you want to survive the Cafes or rushed, so around 900+1 gold.
>>730641131Left is better, but you're gassing out and not spurting, that's the issue.
>>730641197NTA but yeah left is gassing. On the right he's got a decent amount of guts, but witlet. That looks safer but yeah with sub 700 stam you'd want two gold heals no
>>730640694Smart falcon is my oshi its so upsetting there's not a lot of good lewds of her, I want to hold her hand before a big concert
>>730641221I will uninstall the game if that happens
