YOU ARE SHITTING YOURSELF
>>730633497not yet
>>730633497Americans love fake scripted videos
>>730633598I'm European
>>730633598I CAN SMELL IT
POOP IS COMING OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE
>>730633704nayet
>>730633615Germans love shit
>>730633737yeh
why are /v/eets obsessed with this video
>>730633828Because it's funny
>>730633598The mom sounded pretty genuine to me. If it's acting, Hollywood should've scouted her.
Fine, I'll post THAT streamclip.https://www.youtube.com/live/-vjLi-v-jGc?t=9905s
>>730633869not the 38438946th time
>>730633987Sperg
>>730633987Herehttps://youtu.be/ZpoDNPnQW0s
>>730633987DEMETRUS
>>730633963>3 hours of jerking off to MHA Izuku x Uraraka smut with Obama TTSholy cinema
nyeh
GOTOTHEBATHROOM
>>730633598You can literally hear the squelching in the video
FECES IS COMING OUT OF YOUR ANOOSVISIT THE LAVATORY AT THIS INSTANT
Nuhhhh...
>>730637593Not for the moment
>>730633987SHIT IS COMING OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE
>>730633497Did /our/ pants shitter have another moment since the last thread a few months ago?
>>730638438No, I was just busting to take a shit earlier, then when I was on the turlet and shit was literally coming out of my ass I said the line and it made me giggle and here we are.
>>730633598>scriptedbro he is STILL uploading videos and STILL shitting himself on video.
What do I do if I shit myself at work guys? I shit myself like 2 hours into my shift and I've got 8 more hours left on the clock and it feels gross and my ass itches and I'm worried someone will smell it
>>730639035go to the bathroom, you've shit yourself
>>730639035Mumble nut yeut wut da hewu if anyone says anything about it. Works every time.
You know, we don't actually have proof he shit himself, because there's no video and the audio is muffled. He could just be cutting really big ones and his mom could be overreacting, as moms do.
>>730633598Dude he did it again 4 months ago. He does this shit (ha) constantly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0vO7fKrVTs&t=2198s
>>730639341Is this actually some fetish for this tard?
>>730639436no, he's just genuinely a barely-function retarded
So, uhh.... you guys like ASMR?https://vocaroo.com/18VmqM6dIHqE
>>730633963the fuck
>>730639470*barely-functional retardI'm a barely-function retarded
>>730633737sorry thats indians
>>730639341>doesn't even have comments turned offI'm surprised he even figured out how to upload videos in the first place
>>730633828i have indian fatigue fatigue.
I'm a little loaded down right now, heheh.
>>730639637I was just looking for that video too kek
>>730639341Here's another video of his mom walking in to shit, and also what sounds like it might be his dad too
>>730639748https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBpD7jUIpMU
This guy sends me into laughing fits regularly. Anyone who plays AAA video games should be reminded that this is the lowest common denominator such games are designed for in his purest form. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGfbJxcO0bM
>>730639637whattashame
>>730633497My ass has been leaking like crazy these past few weeks. I have to wipe every 2 hours I can feel it leaking right now. How do I fix this
>>730640115not yet
>>730633497My dear fellow, I must entreat you in the most earnest and unambiguous terms: disengage yourself from this electronic entertainment posthaste and make your way with all due urgency to the lavatory, that you may relieve yourself of the considerable burden so evidently pressing upon your bowels.
>>730640198I shall on the morrow
>>730640115more fiber less fat
>>730639341This doesn't look like he's shitting himself, more like him trying to vomit and barely able to prevent that.
>>730640115it's not supposed to do that go see a doctor retard
>>730633704how did she know
>>730640115what's your diet like? bet its terrible
I fully sympathize with the kid now. His mom is obviously a crazy cunt that polices his bathroom use, she probably yells at him if he takes shits after she goes to bed.
>>730640196no...
>>730640476>>730640535clearly it happens regularly enough that it's a problem. I'd like to think he only shits himself when he's locked in to something, and not when they're at the store or whatever.
>>730640476I CAN SMELL YOU
There was a time when people were flipping their lids about Mafia III on this board almost every day between 2015 and 16 and now its only relevance comes from a video of a retarded guy shitting himself.
>>730640719Find any youtube video featuring any game and a retarded guy shitting himself, and that's probably what that game will be known for from that point onward.
>>730633497>>730639341>>730639436>>730639470>>730639584He has a patreon on his channel and the bio is just retarded keyboard smashing. I'm convinced this is all an elaborate troll and he's not autistic whatsoever.
>>730640803Anon just figured out how to destroy gacha
>>730633598finding out that angry german kid smashing his keyboard was fake disillusioned me
>>730640803Pokemon was able to tank a diaper microwaver.
>>730640943Pokemon is popular with furries, which is almost always connected to scat. It's so frequent that it's not ever surprising or funny to point out.
>>730640834>creating Nothing
>>730633987let me guess, you love to spam wojaks and pepes everywhere?
This for all the newfags new to Demetrious. This is what he looks like.
>>730640115you suffer from anal leakage, don't you?yes, i can infer from your rampant desire to insert big anal beads up your ass.
>>730641772Looks like hes shitting himself even when taking pics
>>730641772literally me
>>730641772Typical whitoid
Now is not a convenient time, ask me again later.
Crazy how this is the only thing the game is remembered for.
>>730640834>it's a bitNobody does a bit for 10 years to an audience of 5 people
>>730633497nah yeh wat the heh
>>730642537He gets thousands of views per video, not "5 people" dumbfuck. And his bit worked and now it's the only thing Mafia 3 is remember for.
>>730642165>>730642196>>730642243
>>730642740is he 14 or just developmentally stunted?
What was this bitch's problem? Why couldn't she just be patient?
>>730640115You took/take it up the ass don't you? That or you strained way too hard during a shit and blew your ass out. Go see a doctor.
>>730640115maybe switch back to white boys, you clearly aren't built for bbc
>>730633497Sometimes I hold my poop in and avoid shitting because it feels good, too.
>>730642997based anal retentive fag
>>730633497watching that video always gets my own bowels movingit's quite useful
>>730642997you're gay, no, really
>>730642868no the guy who shits himself live, is mostly unintelligible, lives with his parents, plays vidya all day, read mha fanfics and goons to them is no way developmentally stunted
