damn i can't wait to play dark souls in 39 years
ludocore
Boy I hate those jew fellas, daddio
>>730635143I hate my wife. I have had four martinis at lunch and plan to drive home slowly today. I heard she bought some stupid shit that "plugs into" the TV. Lets you interact with it like those eggheads did with the oscilloscopes during the war. Goddamn it, I will take one of her Quaaludes and teach her a lesson about this. Surely our son will never grow up and write bad fiction connected with this thing.
>>730635143Dude, let's smoke crack and have sex, what could possibly go wrong
>>730635380Groovy, brother. Real groovy. Hey you wanna play some Space Invaders? It's outta this world
For me it's 6.
Goddamn Oregon Trail is bullshit. How was I supposed to know I needed an extra wheel? I mean what was really going to happen? A flat tire?
>not being a pinball Chad in the year of our Lord 1972You computer geeks are never gonna make it
I just met this Japanese dude named Shigeru Miyamoto. He wants to make games about a fat plumber. What a joke.
I don't think even BBS existed back then.
>>730635876Jive turkey
>>730635143Did you know that as of one year ago the US Dollar is no longer backed by gold? No time for Pong, I'm gonna go trade all my worthless paper for actual currency!
I hear Disney is putting out an adaption of Robin Hood next year, but get this: all the characters are funny animals.Weird, huh? I hope this doesn't awaken some kind of eldritch autistic mind virus.Now excuse me, my friends have invited me to thier weekly Chainmail game, I hear the lead developer "Gary- something" is working on a fantasy expansion and even has plans for an indoor combat format where you take your crew underground to explore dungeons or something.
What the fuck is a video game
Man, I'm gonna be sad when Tolkien dies. I hope he finishes that sequel to LOTR soon.
Spacewar>pong
>>730635143WHERE ARE THE FUCKING VIDEO GAMES
Good evening I hate Lyndon B. Johnson
I just did some crack and I'm feeling radical dude
>>730635143hey, did anyone ever ask chiang to return the keys? the chinese can't get into their office.
>>730636880woah hang loose my man, I know guy who can hook you up with a Magnavox odyssey.
>>730635143Groovy
Man, these Com-pyou-tors are a huge fad. Having to pay for time-shares is a real pain in the neck when I could just use a calculator, or even *snicker* WRITE IT MYSELF!!! These bulky hunks of junk ain't going nowhere, and honestly you're just wasting your time trying to make them viable. Don't even get me started on GAMES. We used to throw a ball outside when we got bored. Now the nerds in the development lab spent millions of the university's budget on a block of steel that SIMULATES throwing a ball! Good luck too because it barely works half the time with all those bits and bobs going up in smoke because they were exposed to too much OXYGEN! You know, OXYGEN? The stuff we BREATH?Viva la Pen and Paper!
>>730635143the Vietnam vet next door is yelling again
>>730635143just bought this. Anyone want to play with me?
>>730637269Geek.
Sorry guys I just got back from church. This reverend Jim guy is so charismatic, I'd die for him.
>>730637206>battlestation thread
I'm really liking this Elton John's music. I play his records every night! I hope he makes more.
A Video Computer Game Program, available on any mainframe or minicomputer with the BASIC language environment - English, supposedly. These kiddos waste their time with the strangest things.
I can't believe I'm 10 years old already...
>>730636142they didn't, arpanet was barely even a thing
>>730639372you are using the latest and greatest technology avaliable...RIGHT?
>Thread proves that zooms think anywhere from 1963 to 1985 is 1972
>>730640530forgot to append a screen dump
>>730640563>a 64 y/o anon is posting on /v/Far out dude.
>>730640976I bet he was one of those Boomers fighting in the groups chats.
