Thanks doc
The funniest part is that it's failing so less games will be made for it, it's just a very expensive wii-u.
>>730635505Danke doc but why isn’t the black part of the joycon a different color too? This is so lame.
>>730635619I like minimalism so I don't mind the direction they are taking so far.But also I don't care what color my vidja is as long as I can play it lel.I imagine the people that care about accessorizing their childrens toys will just custom order some stickers like always
>>730635607>The funniest part is that it's failingSource?
>>730636070He has none.It's just eric and sealiontranny coping over the Switch2 having incredible sales.Some faggot on twitter himilated chris dring so he decided to spout off about 'muh switch2 sales cratered in december NINTENDOOOOOMED' except he has no sources. And every somewhat trustworthy reporter called him out for having no sources.
>>730636070Zero cultural impact
>>730636386switch 1 was dry af for a while at launch too
>>730635619It's just an inverse of the Switch 1 coloring scheme. Don't know if they'll continue using black as the primary color, but the tariffs did fuck up a lot of their plans during launch.
>>730636558they will release more varied colors in time they are just starting slowly to maximise profits with their drip feed model
>>730636895To be fair the people the get a boner over the color of their controllers deserve to get stolen from.
>>730635505Why is only the top coloured? What's the point? If you want to sell coloured personalisation then make the whole thing coloured.
>normies can't tell the difference between by next gen and last gen machines, or the game cases>and I polluted the ecosystem with free and paid upgrades that work as dlc or a sperate game altogether??The Switch.. WiiU'd?
>>730636997>What's the point?Normies buy controllers because they need new controllers. Having them be different colors is just an added bonus.
>>730636386>>730637225slow night on /tv/ eric?
>>730635505Why the fuck are controllers $100 now?
>>730637367you dont understand the joycons need an ir blaster used in 0.00000001 percent of games and they also need to function as subpar mice
>>730637596But I can get a mouse and remote control that does that for less than $20. The mouse thing really is retarded. What moron thought wheelchair basketball would ever take off?
>>730637885>What moron thought wheelchair basketball would ever take off?I don't get why you guys insist they tried to make that game the next Splatoon/ARMS.If anything they took the exact opposite approach.(Also wheelchair basketball and the special olympics is much more relevant in Japan)
>>730637990There's literally zero reason to use two mice simultaneously.
>>730638401I agree there is very little use for 2 at once, but if you are going to put in one controller you might as well put it in both. It's insanely cheap technology.
>>730638845i'd rather they stuck in compasses there to help calibrating the gyro for less drift
>730635607you don't deserve to get a proper reply, snoy
>>730635505I wouldn't call those colors purple OR green. the switch one had THANKS DOC controllers that fit the theme, even though they didn't come in the same pair as each other.
>>730636895>>730636953I mean, they always release a Zelda bundle console with themed controllers. No way they're not making the entire controller gold.
>>730635505Can I use these on PC yet? Using a mouse to aim but a controller instead of keyboard interests me greatly
>>730637596you also need to pay for the paywall chat button.
>>730635505/v/ has fallenthe fact that retards are arguing about nintendo in a thanks doc thread is fucking sad. give me my daily dose
>>730635505>light greenThat's fucking blue
>>730638845So >>730637367. I've literally never used either one of those "features" AKA gimmicks. How has stick drift been? I accidentally fell asleep while playing and rolled over on mine and slept on it and my joysticks still feel okay.
>>730639115And pay for the user manual.
>>730635505OP is color blind.
>>730639319shut up bitch
>>730637367well I haven't heard of any issues with drifting with these things. I think the sticks use a magnetic device to center the stick? maybe these things actually work better than the old ones, which were already too fucking much for something that stopped working properly after a few months.
Even my younger sister who is a Nintendo fan doesn't like switch 2.The most retarded thing is that switch 2 has red and blue colour on the sides so your no default joy cons don't go well together with switch 2
>>730639412Pretty sure you can't even see those if the joycons are connected
>>730639412Because no matter what it pretends to be on the outside, inside, it wil always be red and blue. Just like you, tranny.
>>730639412>has red and blue colour on the sides so your no default joy cons don't go well together with switch 2This IS the sort of thing a teenage girl would care about kek
>>730636386>Zero cultural impactpeople literal cant shut up about the damn thing, you included
>>730639412those are just pieces of paper that come easily come out, if nintendo is smart the new joycons will have properly colored replacements. also the switch 2 has no games.
>>730639243I mean hey I've never use the built in mic on a controller but I can sleep well knowing some little brown kid is using it in fortnite or cod
>>730635505Fuck Nintendo
>he doesn't make his own custom themes
>>730640229There is no spray paint that makes the controller transparent thougheverbeit
>>730635619Everything is lame nowadays and Nintendo wants to fit in. Have you noticed the lack of color everywhere?
>>730635607Didn't it already outsell the Wii U's lifetime sales in like six months?
>>730640383>Have you noticed the lack of color everywhere?On the contrary, I've noticed far too many colors, even here in the Midwest.
>>730637367Mostly tarrifs
>>730636552Nah. BOTW was a greatest game of all time contender the day it released.
>>730640748Switch 1 controllers were already very, very expensive and that was before tariffs.
>>730635505This just shows nintendo is so desperate to push their 'respect the value' bullshit that they're going to run their console into the ground before they're capable of admitting they were wrong.
>>730640801thats just one game and it was on wii u as well
>>730640821Not really they were like 60 70 bucks?For two controllers with more features than your standard one that's pretty cheap
>>730640826Anon, you're saying this while their consoles fly off the shelves.
>>730640940>one gameOne of the few games that’s a legitimate GOAT contender >on the Wii UNo one had a Wii U and it released on there like 2 months before the console was retired
>>730640941They were around $80. That's not cheap.
>>730641075It depends on what you consider to be "worth it". That's not that far off from what a PS5 controller costs right now.
>>730640801nah
>>730641068still i didnt own a wii u but i didnt feel compelled enough to buy a switch just for botw even though i really wanted to play it at launch
>>730641075Okay, it's not cheap if you don't have a job but if you're making minimum wage at the very least then yeah it's cheap.
>>730640984Literally only japan cares about this thing. And japan ain't enough to satisfy nintendo.
Clearly the tariffs aren't doing enough. They should be priced at $1000.
>>730641503>Literally only japan cares about this thingAnd AmericaAnd EuropeAnd everywhere that isn't a third world country.Hell, they care too, they're just too poor to afford it.
>>730635505>purple / light green*lavender and cyan
>>730640584>As of early January 2026, the Nintendo Switch 2 has sold over 12 million units>The Nintendo Wii U sold a total of 13.56 million units worldwide during its lifetime, from its launch in late 2012 until its discontinuation in early 2017, making it one of Nintendo's lowest-selling home consoles. Despite a strong launch
>>730642297Also the Wii U moved 3 million units in the first 2 months. Initial sales don't really count for shit
>>730642123Poor people settle for Nintendo actually. Non browns own PCs
>>730642297shipped != sold
Who even uses Nintendo's dogshit overpriced controllers? I've been playing Nintendo games with a PS4/PS5 controller with the mayflash adapter since the beginning. The """HD""" rumble in the Switch is horrible and much worse than the PS5 rumble.
>>730640285You could order 3D resin print covers for like $30. Cheaper in bulk. Better than paying Nintendo $100.
>>730642949>Better than paying Nintendo $100.wont matter, because nintendo will never release transparent controllers for this thing
>>730635505
>>730635505It's absurd how Sony has outflanked Nintendo on having colorful options now.
>>730635505So if they're trying to do colorways the opposite way from the Switch 1 to ensure people don't mix peripherals up with the Switch 2's, does that also mean we'll actually get colorful Pro Controller 2 variants?
$100 is insane and this thing where all the joycons are just black is so bafflingly stupid from Nintendo.This new era of Nintendo is really fucking bad so far. Not good for the future
>>730635505im used to be such a nintendo fan during NDSi'm basically a veteran of NDS vs PSP wars of mid-late 2000si spilled so much snoy blood on those old 00s forums arguing about why Nintendo DS is better than shitty-ass fuckery of a PSP that has no games other than driving games.how the fuck did i ended up hating nintendowhy the fuck would i pay almost 100 bucks for that thing...
>$100 for the shittiest least comfy controller everdo tendies truly
Oh look, ANOTHER shitposting thread, haven't seen one of these in the last 30 minutes or anything.
