funny how a single tweet managed to completely destroy the reputation of a giant franchise
>instead of a story now
idk man I love rollslop and I think Zanzibart memes are great.
OP, you're like one of those stranded Japanese soldiers who didn't know that the war was over. That tweet is from close to four years ago.
>>730645025I still remember the seethe this caused when it was first posted, kek. Then after a while fromdrones started pretending it's actually based, and how they definitely didn't soil their diapers over it.Good times.
>>730645497sure randy whatever helps you cope.you lost a flash drive full of pedomanic material don't forget.
>retard makes a tweet>everyone starts laughing about zanzibart memes >retarded westerner starts seethe and crying "ITS MAKING FUN OF YOU" when he realizes he failed to make anyone mad
SOVL
randy won
>>730645497Their seethe was unreal, good times, even funnier is how they pretend it never happend just like pic related
A Borderlands writer having no self-awareness? That's crazy.
Funny how a single edit managed to btfo spammers.
>>730645996Someone unironically got so mad they made this.
Heyyyy buddy, great job killing all those mutants and all. You're really good at that! Shooting things, that is. One problemo though, as it turns out a bunch of monsters on the planet are gonna tear our eyes out if we don't get the shield back up. And this is just my opinion, but that's gonna suck. Not having eyes sounds terrible! Like, how am I supposed to read my collection of "Bodacious Space Babes" without any flippin' eyeballs? So here's my brilliant plan that I got written on this here napkin. There's this generator-thing. You following me. And it needs GAS! Who knew? So mayyybe, you can go out and fetch some canisters. And then we can get the generator running, and then the shield will go back up, and we won't get horribly viciously murdered. Doesn't that sound great? I know, right? So, since I did most of the work coming up with the plan, I was thinking you can do the last step and get the cannisters. If you see any monsters, shoot them in the fact or something. Oh and one more tip: try not to get killed. That'll put a wrench in this plan - metaphorically that is. Not literally. I hate people who misuse the term "literally", it drives me FIGURATIVELY insane. Anyway I'll just be here, cowering in my bunker while you go do that. Go team badass!
>he never found zanzibart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjSQfinxy2Y
>>730645996kek love this>>730646024literally the frog in the comic, love this too
>>730646024>got mad enough to respond to a meme image about people not being madLmao
>>730646202>Miyazaki stole Andrew Hussies writing technique of increased player and fandom engagement.What a Hack Fraud
>>730645025ZANZIBUG
>>730646286>>730646024>>730645996you're all fags. all of you. both sides.
Imagine believing games need a storyGo read a book if you need storyGames are about skill and technical fun and challengeGames are not your netflix slop show
>>730646202this is legitimately what he does. he has said in interviews he writes stories for his games the way he remembers reading about books as a child, ie only understanding a few words and making the rest up in his headthe only way to recreate it as an adult is to straight up omit information. and to his credit it works, the human mind loves a mystery
>>730645930Someone unironically got so mad they made this.
>>730646337Fucking who?
Isn't the person who said this someone who writes on Borderlands games? IT's crazy cos this is actually the only funny thing they've ever written.
>>730646157now this is kino :D i'm a meat bicycle
>>730645712>Myrmidon the ForgivenEvery fucking time
>>730646157Genuinely can't tell if this is a meme or a genuine quote from BL, bravo.
>>730645712Peak
>>730646507It's not that funny either.>>7306450254chan is the only place that talks about this meme; everyone considers Elden Ring a masterpiece.
>>730645025I can't believe they actually did this again in elden ring dlc.
>>730646532dudeyou unironically made my day because i enlarged the pic then stopped reading at the fade to black (thought it was over)thank you
>>730646917The absolute state of fromtards good lord
I like the games and I like zanzibartposting thoughbeit.Reflexively shitting and pissing yourself if someone memes on shit you like is a sign of a subhuman tier good goylem customer mindset.
'destroyed its reputation'? The fuck are you talking about
>>730645025>um actually i wanted to shoot myself in the foot this is a victory for meOkay, hon.
>>730646202this is how books work or for that matter 90s games. you fill in the gap with your imaginationeveryone online pretends to read books and play retro games yet none are aware of this, curious
>>730646202yes, that is worthy of praise
>>730647016In kayfabe this tweet is biting criticism of how FromSoft games are bad because if people are talking about every aspect of your game even minor details your game is bad.
post that myrmidon the forgiven meme please
>>730647115>>730645712forgive me I'm blind
>"Zanzibart, Myrmidon and Despair - a metaphor for depression">5,1 million views
>>730646681I think Messmer has a "forgive me" line too
>>730645025No the funny thing is that this tweet is the best piece of lore Sam will ever produce.
>People who don't care about story don't need to put up with long ass dialogue sections>People who care about story will lorefagging with item descriptions and masturbate with it through youtube and internet discussionWhat's wrong with this?
>>730647268I'd feel bad for him if he wasn't evil. Everyone gets jealous and can feel unappreciated.
>Chodes mald when the creator attempts to illuminate the past and motives of previously ambiguous charactersAnd yet>Chodes also mald when characters are left ambiguous You all deserve to suffer more than you do. I wish a pox upon you. I hope the Jews ruin your favorite hobby with ugly, fat lesbian girl bosses of color for the next 100 years.
>>730647345>People who don't care about story>i consent>People who care about story>i consent>People who write for borderlands>NNNNNGGGHHHHDidn't you forget someone?
>>730647143Blind Anon the Forgiven
>>730647345Because if the analytics show the playerbase is just skipping every dialogue option when it isn't forced upon them it'd be really bad for the writers of terrible dialogue. Don' you care about them?
>>730647143>>730647412>Blind Anon's boss stage 2: his guide dog joins the battle
Is OP gonna provide a tweet like that any time soon or did he fuck off to parts unknown?
