Reminder there's an official nude model of Scout's mom somewhere at Valve HQ
>>730648594I thought SFM models were leaked a few months ago, we saw were all the "meet the classes" take place and everything.
Can I get a nude Spy?
>>730649010
>>730648594>Makes a your mom joke.>Brings evidence.Spy is based.
>>730649110Spy fucks your mom and keeps the photos so that he has them as a weapon. He's been keeping scout's mom in his back pocket for YEARS just* so he can pull her out at the moment he thinks he needs the edge*claims that Spy actually cares for her cannot be proven, and also [spoileryou have just been stabbed, hon hon hon[/spoiler]
>>730648594>>730648594it's just scout in a wig
>>730648594What's even better is that any other studio would just have it be the upper body but knowing valve it is probably a full model.
>>730649159>Spy fucks your mom and keeps the photosIt was the blue spy who secretly got the photos of the red spy in the act though
>>730649110I love how Scout's reaction works even after the reveal because BLU Spy just showed photos of him having sex with Scout's mother
>>730649010>t.
>>730649440Bruh
what is it about this game that redditors find so appealing?
>>730648594I doubt they went through the trouble of modeling the nips or vagina. Featureless bros win again.
>>730649159>has child with woman>keeps photos of you making love to said woman>use photos to blackmail your own child in the futureah yes, the master strategist. No one would have seen that one coming>>730649580blue spy just as well might have taken the photos himself. They're taken through the window so either it was an artsy photo shoot or someone was peeping
>>730648594Hold on.In the comic, it's the red spy that's confirmed as the red scout's father. But this is the blu Scout's mother. Does that mean the red and blu spies have been cucking each other the entire time?
blu and red spy work together to tag-team said mom
>>730654039blu and red spy are the same person.
>>730648594Do you think she gets him to disguise as other classes?
>>730648594I like how this single trailer confirms that the mercs on each team are actually different people yet valve never elaborate on it.
>>730648594the mask stays on?
>>730648594Why is mom ntr so hot?
What is Scout's problem, exactly?
>>730654521The spy was never around during his childhood. Miss Pauling line from spy contract even implies that it was by pure coincidence that spy ended up working in the same job with his son.
>>730654521Nothing, he shineshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF_RrYPeUg4
>>730654521he won
scout's mom is built exclusively for demoman
>>730654661What line? I can't find anything of the sort in her contract lines, the closest to anything of the sort was a DNA test she "took care of" which isn't really the same thing.
>>730649010>>730649761NOT COMPUTING.PLEASE REPEAT.
>>730654521That his dad fucks his mom
>>730648975We got nude Spy, but not Scout's mom
>>730655096And what's the problem with that? She looks happy, and he's committed to be the dad that stepped up.
>>730648594FULLY
>>730651876Don't think too hard about itDidn't they basically phase the blu mercs out of the comic?
>>730655246probably that it was his dad stabbing him in battles, knowing scout was his son the whole time, and only suddenly finds out later that spy is his dad
>>730648594Reminder you have a crippling addiction.
