Reminder there's an official nude model of Scout's mom somewhere at Valve HQ
>>730648594I thought SFM models were leaked a few months ago, we saw were all the "meet the classes" take place and everything.
Can I get a nude Spy?
>>730649010
>>730648594>Makes a your mom joke.>Brings evidence.Spy is based.
>>730649110Spy fucks your mom and keeps the photos so that he has them as a weapon. He's been keeping scout's mom in his back pocket for YEARS just* so he can pull her out at the moment he thinks he needs the edge*claims that Spy actually cares for her cannot be proven, and also [spoileryou have just been stabbed, hon hon hon[/spoiler]
>>730648594>>730648594it's just scout in a wig
>>730648594What's even better is that any other studio would just have it be the upper body but knowing valve it is probably a full model.
>>730649159>Spy fucks your mom and keeps the photosIt was the blue spy who secretly got the photos of the red spy in the act though
>>730649110I love how Scout's reaction works even after the reveal because BLU Spy just showed photos of him having sex with Scout's mother
>>730649010>t.
>>730649440Bruh
what is it about this game that redditors find so appealing?
>>730648594I doubt they went through the trouble of modeling the nips or vagina. Featureless bros win again.
>>730649159>has child with woman>keeps photos of you making love to said woman>use photos to blackmail your own child in the futureah yes, the master strategist. No one would have seen that one coming>>730649580blue spy just as well might have taken the photos himself. They're taken through the window so either it was an artsy photo shoot or someone was peeping
>>730648594Hold on.In the comic, it's the red spy that's confirmed as the red scout's father. But this is the blu Scout's mother. Does that mean the red and blu spies have been cucking each other the entire time?
blu and red spy work together to tag-team said mom
>>730654039blu and red spy are the same person.
>>730648594Do you think she gets him to disguise as other classes?
>>730648594I like how this single trailer confirms that the mercs on each team are actually different people yet valve never elaborate on it.
>>730648594the mask stays on?
>>730648594Why is mom ntr so hot?
What is Scout's problem, exactly?
>>730654521The spy was never around during his childhood. Miss Pauling line from spy contract even implies that it was by pure coincidence that spy ended up working in the same job with his son.
>>730654521Nothing, he shineshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF_RrYPeUg4
>>730654521he won
scout's mom is built exclusively for demoman
>>730654661What line? I can't find anything of the sort in her contract lines, the closest to anything of the sort was a DNA test she "took care of" which isn't really the same thing.
>>730649010>>730649761NOT COMPUTING.PLEASE REPEAT.
>>730654521That his dad fucks his mom
>>730648975We got nude Spy, but not Scout's mom
>>730655096And what's the problem with that? She looks happy, and he's committed to be the dad that stepped up.
>>730648594FULLY
>>730651876Don't think too hard about itDidn't they basically phase the blu mercs out of the comic?
>>730655246probably that it was his dad stabbing him in battles, knowing scout was his son the whole time, and only suddenly finds out later that spy is his dad
>>730648594Reminder you have a crippling addiction.
>>730654942NUDE. SPY.
>>730655246>grew up without a dad>finds out your random asshole co-worker was actually your biological father>suddenly starts acting like your dad even though he was absent for 20 yearsEven if you're related, it must feels like a random stranger had a hookup with your mom and started larping as your dad
>>730649010There were SFM leaks not too long ago and they found that model from Meet the SpySpy unfortunately wears his underwear
>>730657050funny how they modelled his nipples, abs, chest hair, and bare legs, even though you only see his torso from behind
>>730657050>Pinstripe underwearkek
>>730657050>Chalkstriped underwearSpy truly is a man of substance
>>730648594>stalks enemy spy to get a better info on him>sees enemy spy going to a hotel with a random woman>implication is pretty clear, and that's completely unrelated to his work but continues to take pictures, including the intercourse>he does this multiple times, obsessively complies evidences of their relationship>nothing of value was collected from this extensive research, could've thew them away as irrelevant info, yet he archived the pictures in his TOP SECRET folderWas Blue Spy a cuck?
>>730657050Lifts for this physique?
>>730649948The game has been mid for almost 10 years now so the only thing carrying its relevancy is the memes which redditors are obsessed with.
>>730657050OH SHIT!
>>730654389TF2's lore is very, very fuzzy in relation to the gameplay. I view the meet the team videos, the comics, and the actual gameplay as 3 separate canons.
Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
>>730656935>and started larping as your dadWell, that would be nice actually...
>>730658198wtf, why
>>730658367I don't have a dad
>>730654389They worked around it well enough in the comics by making Blu the TFC mercs.
>>730658440I can be your dad, can I have your mom's phone number
>>730654521his dad is French.
>>730658632Half of the TF2 mercs were BLU, all of the BLU mercs started wearing RED uniform during MvM incident because they needed to work together with them after the brothers died.TF2C mercs were just happened to be wearing blue, they are technically not BLU because they aren't working for Bluetark Mann.
>>730657050I want to play as this in the party /v/an
>>730657658Your mission is to trail and document a target. If your equivilant is stalking you and photographing the sexual relationships you have, I would assume you would do the same. This means ro get anything done you'd need some magician slight-of-hand tricks like pretending or staging to have sex but sctually slipping her some nuclear launch codes in her mouth with your tongue.
>>730654389Oh wait minute, I forgot that the comics also confirms that red and blu soldiers are two different people. blu soldier is the more functional one but still mentally ill and lives alone and Red soldier is the retarded one and lives with merasmus.
>>730657719nothing but shoulder press and overhead tricep extension
>>730657050Is this achievable natty?
>>730659156She's already in a relationship... sorry dad
>>730657050Were there SFM leaks about... about Miss Pauling's model...?
Spy has only one love
>>730648594I jerked off to this a lot when i was 13, and i pretended that i was scout in this situation
>>730655096dude, that's grossglad that never happened to me
>>730657719Swimming.
