>Horrifically incredibly insanely bad writing>Awful level design>Dogshit pacing>Ruined 10+ years of hype and buildup about SyluxI haven't been so burned by a game in my entire life. I waited 18 years and this game is barely a 6.5/10
>>730662358At least it was free
>This was Tendie's half life 3Grim
>AKSHULLY DESPITE IT BEING WORSE IN EVERY SINGLE MEASURABLE WAY I THINK THIS GAME IS BETTER THAN PRIME 3
They should just update Prime remake for Switch 2 and make Prime 2 remake and then call it a wrap
>>730662358I have anti Metroid Prime 4 fatigue
>even Nintendo/Retro came out and admitted they knew the game was in a bad state but they had no choice but to release it anywayHard time to be Nintendo cattle kek. Hopefully the February direct saves them
>>730663110That really blew my mind but it gave me a little hope for Prime 5. Nintendo NEVER admits to falling short.
My biggest complaint is how little platforming I've seen so far.
>no teleporters>no interconnected paths>oh you can now climb walls with the morph ball? There's a missile expansion hidden in the depths of one of towers at volr forge, enjoy your wasted 30+ minutes going all the way there.I love it.
Sex with balls
>>730662682Prime 3? You mean Other M? Prime 3 might not have been as good as Prime 2 or Prime, but its still a quality game and worth playing. Other M was the other dogshit Metroid game, the first bad game to bare the Metroid name.Other M was shit too, don't get me wrong, but I didn't wait 18 years for Other M, nor did Other M have a decade of dev time after it was announced. They announced it at E3 2009 and it came out in 2010 it had a 2.5 year dev cycle, it was well received by critics and sold enough copies to make a profit despite the poor reception with fans. Its hard to look at these two piles of shit and say Prime 4 was somehow better than Other M. They're both shit, but Prime 4 was a monumental disappointment on top of being shit.
>>730664009>still barely 15 hours to 100% even with design like thatDOGSHIT GAME
>80USDI picked up 7 games on steam for that price. I don't know why you are buying AAA games these days. Brand loyalty? You are cucked.
The number of bad Metroid games is almost equal to the number of good ones, and that really sucks. Why us?
I'm just glad this pile of dogshit failed so spectacularly it convinced me to try Metroid Prime. Metroid Prime 2 remaster had better be announced at the direct.
>>730663021Then don't enter the thread, you literal fucking imbecile
>>730662358After Pikmin 4 you should have been Primed for disappoint.
>>730668171I don't give a fuck about Pikmin.
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>>730668912Sorry but it's true. Also I heard Pikmin 4 was really good.
This thread is full of faggots and haters leave inmediatly and don't post anymore also metroid won
>>730669473cope tourist
>>730662358>Ruined 10+ years of hype and buildup about SyluxLiterally anything would have ruined that shit.Did you not learn shit from Duke Nukem Forever?If something is stuck in development hell, then it is usually stuck there for a reason.A game made by a professional studio should not take more than 3-4 years to finish unless they have had to discard the majority of their work while doing so.>>730665452Free Agent Games like Metroid require a very large level where progress feels like it is achieved entirely through your own agency, and that requires very coherent development.Coherent development took a nosedive sometime in the mid-2000s.Even a praised Metroid like Dread is very incoherent compared to any actual standard of quality.
>>730671142>Free Agent Games like Metroid require a very large level where progress feels like it is achieved entirely through your own agency, and that requires very coherent development.>Coherent development took a nosedive sometime in the mid-2000s.>Even a praised Metroid like Dread is very incoherent compared to any actual standard of quality.Based intelligantanon. We need more channer studying the conherent of level desine.
>>730671142>>>730665452>Free Agent Games like Metroid require a very large level where progress feels like it is achieved entirely through your own agency, and that requires very coherent development.>Coherent development took a nosedive sometime in the mid-2000s.>Even a praised Metroid like Dread is very incoherent compared to any actual standard of quality.Dread is actually very worst as Prime 4 but many channer praiseing it for some reason :////////
>>730671142I wonder if we'll ever figure out what the hell happened with Metroid Prime 4's development. I'm sure it'd make a fascinating documentary. We get game development documentaries and they're glorified fluff most of the time, but man I'd love to see how you spend 10 years developing a game that sucks even after restarting development with a whole new studio. Like two entirely different teams took a crack at Prime 4 and they were both a disaster, one so bad it never saw the light of day and now THIS, and THIS was the better one of the two.
>>730671142>Free Agent Games like Metroid require a very large level where progress feels like it is achieved entirely through your own agency, and that requires very coherent development.>Coherent development took a nosedive sometime in the mid-2000s.>Even a praised Metroid like Dread is very incoherent compared to any actual standard of quality.Actual gamedev here, you dont know how true this is...
>>730671142Dread BTFO by channer who actualy know what he talking about!!!!!!!!!! This is victory day for smart Interet Users!!!
>>730662358At least we have each other
>Horrifically incredibly insanely bad>awful>dogshit>6.5/10
What I want to know is how was anyone caught off guard. Look at every single Nintendo release before this game. An entire 6 months of mid games being sold at a $70 premium. And yet people were shocked?
>>730672070>6/10
>>730672070Its a disappointment, with a clear head its a 6~7/10, but after 18 years and 10 years since the announcemnt that feels like a 3/10 to those who have been waiting for it.Its like if HL3 came out after all this time, and sucked.
>>730672182>Its like if HL3 came out after all this time, and sucked.Remember Duke Nukem Forever?
>>730671535In broad terms we know development under Bamco ended in disaster but too much money was put into the project to back out so they gave it to Remedy but forced them to keep the desert in because open world games were all the rage. And clearly Remedy couldn’t make it work so what we got is the product of 8 years of bad decisions and compromises.
>>730662358I never liked sylux so I'm kind of glad he sucked
>>730662459If you like constant shader stutter and desynced audio
>>730671535We are likely to hear more about it after people leave Retro and cans say stuff under anonymity.
>>730672543>Remedyhuh?
