shhhh don't startle her
would
*throws pipe bomb*
*licks abs*
>>730669534OP, I have an auto shotty. Coach bout to put this bitch in a world of hurt
>>730669534Done like dinner!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvlhV5GgIwQ
>>730669534AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
SEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>730669534But she's soooo cool!
>>730669534WAKE UP BITCH! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
zoey and witch yuri makes me so hard
Consider, the sexy monster woman is always one of if not the most popular enemy. And yet the ratio is like 5 to 1, a bunch of lame dude monsters. Make it make sense.
>Hunter camping behind her
>>730669732*unzip pipe bomb*
>>730669763I never noticed her abs before. Damn.
>>730669534
>>730669534>use my spawn to slap the witch and set her off on a survivor>she spins around in a circle, plays some hopscotch, climbs up the eiffel tower and back down again to get to the survivior>swings and misses>runs into fire and diesor better yet, this happened precisely one time in the entire time i've played this game>I'm tank>survivors are around>witch gets all schizo and aggros on ME for some fucking reason>slap her shit cause im a fucking tank and more valuable than a witch>team votekicks me for killing the witchi shit you not
AYO BITCH
>>730669793You need an autoshotty to crown her? Pathetic.
>>730670428>>730670496>>730670707Shut up faggot.
>>730670496>>730670428Very nice
>>730673170I know, right? What kind of fag likes women?
>>730670428>>730670496sexooo
Being able to oneshot witches is stupid, it defeats the entire point of their existence. The trick for doing it isn't even remotely difficult, once you learn how to do it they become complete non-issues.
>>730669534Why was the games industry pushing necrophilia so hard back then?
>>730673824Zombie movies were still huge
>>730673824>necroThey're infected, so they're not dead. Just uninhibited / crazy.It's like rabies, but imagine instead of wanting to bite you some of them desperately want to suck your cock.
>>730669534I can fix her.
>>730673620actually it makes sense, if you were the last survivor and the witch is blocking your way foward (witch they literally do, they have spawn points in fucking hallways), its basically over for you if youre low on health and dont have much room, and besides, its still very incredibly easy to fuck up if another special/regular infected comes near you, it creates pressure
>>730669534Where did she get those abs from
>>730674616The virus overly developed her core muscles so she can better slice prey up with her claws.
>>730669534Imagine the smell
>>730670428>>730670496I DON'T hate that.
>>730669534STOMPIN!SNIVELERS!!!!
>>730673620Doesn't it require a shotgun? Sounds like a good way to encourage diversity in the team's weapon selection.
>>730674964Like blood and sugar
>>730669534KSSSHHHHHT-KRRRR
>>730673824That's on you weirdo. I don't look at at corpses like that.
>>730669534she shouldn't be this tanky
>>730670428>>730670496stop reminding me I'm old
>>730669793>CoachNot retro.
>>730670707Why do Yuri fags like to watch so much? It's always been like this
>>730670707>That caption which kind of implies seeing yuri/gayshit/porn in general was kind of rare onlineTake me back
>>730679679Then bitch about the treacherous nature of porn and don't relent.
Valve wouldn't make the witch sexy nowadays.
>>730679679>if you've played the game, you're as speechless as I amEither because zoey willingly startled the witch or because Francis doesn't hate something for onceI can't even think of a way that that sentence could mean what you think it meant, especially the "if you played the game" partIf it was so rare on the internet as a whole (lol it sure fucking wasn't, everybody had Limewire back in the day), why would only people who had played L4D be speechless?
>>730674086>the witch is blocking your way foward (witch they literally do, they have spawn points in fucking hallways)That just sounds like an issue with the spawning system if you get witches that aren't avoidable.
>>730679807bitch you're not even trying
>>730669534WAKE UP, BITCH!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWaymcVmJ-A
>Walks up >Empties automatic shotgun into her Witches were never a threat.
>>730669534*throws auto shottie*
Mmmm I could go for a barbeque bacon burger, large side of fries, and an orange soda
>>730669534GET SHOTGUNNED! GET SHOTGUNNED! GET SHOTGUNNED!
>>730669534what if instead of clawing you she rapes you?I'd startle her
>>730682271https://youtu.be/_1zzRLMHlDM
>>730680856no? the spawning system is not fully random, they have spots on where they cannot and can spawn, and them being hallways basically means that valve actually intends to have them block paths if rng chance
>>730682581women cant rape men, we've talked about this for like 1000000 years now
>>730684412STOP RUINING MY FANTASY I KNOW WOMEN ARE LAME AS FUCK
>>730682581>>730684565Kill yourself, you emasculated faggot.
>>730684670>projecting brownoid with a caveman rape fetish since he can't get any by talking to girls
>>730684412>women cant rape menIt's 2025+1, women are perfectly capable of penetrating an angus with their feminine benis.
>>730672745shoo troon
>>730685624not rape because men still want it, deep down
>>730670428>>730670496
>>730685624they can force my cock to penetrate
>>730686201women do to lolvery common fetish for them
>>730680245Because she's making out with a particularly deadly zombie, which you would only fully realize if you played the game, thus it would only make you as speechless as him if you also played the game and cleaned the fullest context from the image.
>>730687102>cleaned*gleaned
>>730687102yes that was my point thank youthe first person thought the caption meant that the image maker was shocked that there was yuri on the internet or some retarded shit
>>730669534WITCH DO YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK
>>730680228The model is actually pretty ugly outside of being almost naked. There's honestly a good shot at a L4D3 witch being hotter if only because there isn't really any place to go design-wise but up.
>>730684412fictional powerful zombie women can
>>730673170>>730677727>>730684670If you don't think Yuri and reverse rape is hot than you are a fag.
>>730670428>>730670496>>730670707Based as fuck, anon. Great taste. For me, its Ellis/Hunter R34. Really I just prefer gay Ellis but its nice
>>730673960So they were pushing bugchasing? Yikes!
>>730669793My nigga Coach still got it
>>730673170>>730677727>>730684670Kill yourselves nigger faggots
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
>>730670428>>730670496Interesting
>>730690060it's airborne
