Is it just me or are Elves the weakest race in every rpg ever made?
this ain't it chief
>>730676053t. elfcuck
Every fantasy race jobs to humans because humans aren't allowed to lose or not be top shit most of the time.
>>730676212Dwarves are better they're just manlets.
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>>730675978Women should always have hairy armpits Fact
>>730676212Humans are objectively the worst race in DnD.
full pic fucking where
>>730676923>he doesn't know the greatest pixiv artist of the 2020s
>>730676864depends on how well you roll your stats and what class you are playingI've picked human plenty of times just for that +1 across the board
>>730676923It is quite repulsive.https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=11159741
>>730677176>repulsiveNot enough cock for you?
>>730677358The distended nipples and the hairy asshole are major turnoffs; frankly, I don't believe that giving her a cock would be sufficient to salvage the design.
>>730677176royal elven women that look like this are built for two handed warrior commoner human male villagers
>>730677176blessedthe soda can size nipples make it extra sophisticatedit would only be better if they started out inverted
>>730677525This one seems like perfect orc bait. Her body also makes her perfect for raping shotas; nevertheless, her facial expression does not really resemble that of someone who rapes little boys.
>>730677697I think of orcs as balbuddy coded autists that aren't into elven women
>>730677792What sort of planet do you hail from? There is no shortage of examples of orcs raping elves.
>>730675978Game dependent, but usually the problem is that there is a concern about balance. so the giga chad race, can't be a giga chad.In tabletop games where they don't care about it, they are made to be a superior race, for instance Warhammer RPG.You can argue the case for gurps, but technically you pay the price of your race, so it's not the same.
>>730677697She commits /ss/ she's just Tsundere
Is this bara?
>>730677943Nyl's futa doesn't count.
>>730677943Orcs don't like sex, they like weapons, chud.
>>730675978>>730677176Very weird looking face desu
>>730675978Well they're tree savages after all, more comparable to animals than human.They're also evil child kidnappers and should be eradicated.
>>730676864Only in 5e. Asterisk on I don't know 4 at all but ad&d1/2 and 3.5 they aren't the worst.
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>>730677697Good.
>>730679660its actually depressing doebeit, imagine having a cute elf wife and she has to watch you die then raise your kids and watch them die too, then the grandkids, etc, its too cruel bros..
I love elves
>>730678792>t.
>>730676368>manletsthat invalidates any call on being superior
>>730675978stems from Tolkien elves. Elves there were better than everyone else in every way. People got kinda tired of that but didnt want to go back to keebler elves making cookies so they kept the style but made them arrogant without the strength to back it up.
>>730680503squishy elf girls have to be cherished and loved
elven women are made for young human men
>>730676718Based
Elven women dress like this to seduce human men.
>>730680854You know it.
>>730679880A yandere elf finding ways for her childhood friend to live forever without sacrificing their humanity sounds like a novel idea.
>>730681539there's nothing wrong with a little bit of blood magic, if it was wrong gods wouldnt make women have periods each month. think about it, just a spell or two, a sacrifice or two every month and everyone's happy and if you're an elf girl your human bf will live forever. just gotta sign the contract
>>730680854Elves use humans and other short lived races as practice, because they don't view them as sentient enough for an actual relationship.
>>730681876>We're basically dogs to them.Hot~It would be nice if human penises diverged away from elvish ones as to make the act more debauched.
>>730682017no it wouldnt, stop being a perverted retard
>>730680854Based.
What's with orcs and elves anyway?
>>730682353>orcsfinnish men>elvesswedish/russian womenperfect ugly bastard x beautiful woman pairing mirroring reality in fiction
>>730679880imagine not finding the elixir of life so you can be with your elven wife forever
Fat elves
>>730682926lucia a cute A CUTE
>>730682926>Life is le precious because it is le fleeting.I hate this trope so much.
>>730682417>perfect ugly bastard>finnish menI wish i could say this is invalid, but i cannot.
>>730680881vomit inducing
>>730683031any knightly and good man understands the pressure those saggers are putting on her back and understands his role to hold them for her. i will do what must be done
The most masculine elven male.
>>730675978ugly ass jewish rendition of>(((character)))
>At the beginning, elves paid little to no attention to the short lived race due their problems with dwarves. After a while, they seen humans and other humanoids build their own little civilizations, though not as grand as elven ones. So as a gesture of good will and possibly cultural exchange, the elves sent a delegation of elves along with many gifts. The elves believed everything would turn out fine until the group of humans they came to them suddenly became wild and deranged so the elves flee. At first they thought of geociding the short lived races since they reproduce quickly compared to themselves, but one more scientific-inclined elf suggested they study on why they were attacked in the first place. While not as intelligent as elves, the short lived races do possess the ability to think.>After a couple of decades of research, experiments, and wars, the elves discovered they give off a pheromone that triggers the extreme baser instincts in short lived race causing them to be aroused and go into a berserker rage. Luckily with a couple generations of contaminating their water supply with concentrated elf pheromones, they were able to give the short lived races more resistance to this pheromone thus lessen the effects.
>>730683171Incredibly based elf sagger holder
>>730683249must faggots ruin every thread with their pederast fantasies?
For me, it's the Neromashin's Elf Slaves doujins
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>>730680503did this guy ever update this comic?
>>730683776kill yourself lolcow freak
elves are for office work
>>730683776what in the goddamn
>>730683740This is a ::record-scratch:: "you're probably wondering how I ended up here"-premise if I ever saw one.
>>730683740uhh i don't get what's the joke in this comic
>>730683978you are so edgy and quirky bro, really owning everyone, you shocked everyone with your weird fetish. badass.
>>730680854The #1 most popular and critically acclaimed anime of 2023 was entirely about this truth
>>730683802He has a comic?
>>730675978I wish a Tanishi woman molested me as a boy.
>>730684163yeah it's called no mans land or something along that line but last i heard the author got upset about fans translators and stopped for a long while or something
>>730684008>dude discovers one of his favorite hmanga artists is a Dark Elf>they drink together and make fuck>
elf pusy
>>730684343elf cunts taste like honey to human men btw, many are saying this
>>730675978in basically every fantasy setting, elves are the civilization past their prime and on the decline. Despite being beautiful, cultured, highly intelligent, and technologically advanced, they end up getting displaced by a less advanced inferior race with high birthrates and a propensity for violence gee that sounds familiar now that I think about it
>>730684251>got upset about fans translatorsWhat an idiotic thing to get angry about.
>>730684524That's why elf hate is code for something else...
>>730684524yeah east asian people are elves, lowest birthrates, and most developed and most urbanized cities, but people find giving births scary due to health risks and icky due to body damage, and also generally prefer having only one or no children due to expenses and other stuff and to focus on that one kid properly and give him a good life.
>>730684536looks like he still is fuminghttps://x.com/dsoan36/status/2009585393096957993
>>730684738>my work got more attention and I'm getting paid more.Why are artnoids like this?
>>730684718chinese elveslol could you imagine
>>730684862probably south koreans fit best, they're obsessed with beauty and plastic surgery too and trying to look perfect like elves, while having lowest birth rates and ugly human (whiteoid) pervs wanting to fuck them.
>>730684813i dont understand whats up with this guy at least i remember seeing get upset just because someone made a funny edit of one of his comics
Always giving elves a str or con penalty for no reason
>>730679880Kino tropeAll love ends in death.We find it distasteful because man was destined to be eternal. Elves represent a sort of primordial, incorrupt man.
>>730683776What're ya buyin?
>>730685695Funny you say that, then post a gif from a world where being mortal is the one defining trait that sets humans apart, and human death is the one thing elves can't get.
>>730679880>>730685695I liked that one doujinshi where the Elf keeps fucking her lovers decendant and treats them all like the same person. I forgot the name but I think it takes place in some rural Japanese setting.
>>730686094That's disgusting, and no, not because of the incest.
>>730685821Okay?
>>730679660It's good to bully elves!
>>730687195
>>730686094That is basically the plot of Umineko
>>730675978I wish all Elves looked like this
>>730675978Elves are the white people of fantasy.
>>730679660
>>730684287why is boy unworthy of a proper namehe's not just a peace of fucking meat
>>730682353saucer
Elves are strong in their own way.
>>730690624what race was supposed to be the buff lady? just human?
>>730691027You seriously don't know Dragon's Crown?
>>730684035>>730684343>>730684287>>730687634>>730688295Hags
>>730680639by what metric?
>>730691358Yes I know of it. I know she is tall, buff and has a huge butt. All I asked if she had any race attached to her like the elf girl. Unless is just amazonian or something like that.
>>730691676Oh. Well to answer your question yes, she is a human.
>>730691843Damn, she is just built different and worked hard for it. I appreciate her more for that
