>>730683558
>XXY
Hey, I have all of those chromosomes!

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Get some sexy Parallel Susie.

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On my way

>won beam gauntley by 1 millisecond

Sorry Magalor

I wanted to use the laser beams to boost myself faster, but I had to much HP and ended up throwing instead. :(

Sorry for taking forever to join friends, got a phone call

I suck dick at this game.

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>target flight on chariot

>>730687023
Should've read the alert

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>>730687023

>>730687387
Had this happen to me the other day but replace the battle chariot with hydra and target test 1 with target test 3.

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Fun matches but I ought to get back to what I was doing. Pleasure playing with you lads.

>>730684005
What is she sitting on in the second one?

>>730688034
Thank you waddle doo, have a good night

>>730688092
I'll let your mind choose whatever you want it to be.

>>730688034
GGs bro

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>vampire star bites a bomb enemy and the explosion kills me

I was trying to kill other players the whole race, I deserve this

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>>730684005
Since I beat you online I demand you make a foot fetish Susie machine to fulfill my degen desires.

>got my ass beat by 2 legendary machines at the same time

You killing my Leo actually made me go from last place to 2nd! Thanks!

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>>730688849
No.
Also I gotta watch some shit with friends. Will play again in like 3.25 hours if any room is up then.
Good fun!

Also had this happen yesterday.

playing air riders with a friend join if ya want /v/ friens room code: 3X5PYF

>>730688856
>>730688905
No prob, and since I got that legendary I hope you take my machine request!

>>730689040
>No.
Based

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99 laps

99 LAPS?!?!?!?!?!

>>730689392
well you know it would have been doable only with retirement
and no CPU i guess

>>730683558
1/16 and 1 AFK, but i think i'll quit for now, i need to sleep

thank you so much for the matches guys, i hope i can join next paddock with my fucked up time zone

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Just hit Rainbow Class.
I am now OFFICIALLY halfway decent at the game.

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>>730689943
No problem man, I still want MLX to make that machine for me since I beat his ass twice this week lmao

This fat penguin is taking a break to eat. If there is a thread up layer tonite I will return

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One of my only online goals left
Where are the fuckers

I put this game down for like 2 weeks, picked it up last night and it's surprising how immediately fun it is.

>>730691443
Sakurai made the only truly good switch 2 game but I also wish I didn't have to buy the switch 2 just to play it. At least I got it before the inevitable price hike.

>>730690348
>bang bang
stay around 100-120y behind everyone else and they'll spawn
>walky
2nd lap of fantasy meadows after the final turn

>>730692173
Good shit, thanks

What's the secret to stealing legendary parts in city mode? I grab a part and I'm immediately hit and lose it. I see someone grab a part and tail them and I miss or can't keep up. Just luck or is there some secret sauce to fighting in this mode I don't know?