>Mass murder>Terrorism>Torture>Mutilation>Psychological abuse>Vigilantism>Poaching>Animal cruelty>Trespassing>Mass property damage
Your average white boy summer
Will they ever be able to recreate Jason Brody?
>>730700441 Doubt it. Jason was lightning in a bottle-perfect storm of frat bro energy tossed into a psychotic tropical warzone. Any attempt to recreate him would either be too self-aware or completely miss the descent into madness part that made him compelling. Ubisoft doesn’t have the balls to go that unhinged again.
>>730699785Could something like this be possible?
>>730701036>pirates are real>white men are real>remote islands are realyeah it can happen, multiple far cry games are likely taking place irl as we speak
Bump
>>730699785You're welcome.>>730701036Someone escaping a remote area with charges as long as their forearm?Probably, but probably not the average civilian.This is super vague but I recall reading about somewhere in SEA where it's not uncommon for a cop or someone with that sort of training and background dealing with dregs to wig out, technically become wanted publicly but more or less be allowed walk because it's too much trouble to find and punish one guy who could be who knows where while gang violence creates the same problems more frequently.
>>730701036no you retardtry doing something like this in the Philippines, and you'd be shot by the locals.
>>730703791This is (you)
>>730700943I wouldn't have minded seeing him return as a post-apocalyptic warlord in the nuked setting
>>730703791So same as Far Cry 3, shoot the locals first?
>>730699785Why should poaching be a crime? Animals are just nature's lootboxes
>>730699785>colonialism>white privelage
>>730699785boys will be boys
>>730706954Can you name anything better!!!????!!??
>>730699785>cokehead frat bro discovers his calling was to be a psychopathic mass murderer on an archipelago full of brown peopleOther than the israeli in FC2, this one is one of the only ones to make sense
>>730706954>privelageI think you mean fuselage, my ESL fren.
>>730699785won't someone think of the mass murdering slaving drug dealing pirates
>>730700441No, because they think what made Far Cry 3 work was just Vaas. They don't understand that what made Vaas work was that he had a direct connection to Jason, that they had a degree of back and forth. This is why Pagan Min is also decently fondly remembered because as dull as Ajay is in 4, Pagan addresses him directly, Ajay and Pagan have a direct connection, and Pagan's intentions to just solve Ajay's problem right away is completely genuine.What the fuck do the Seed Family have in 5, or those retards in New Dawn, or whatever Primal had? 6 at least tried, but it didn't go far enough.
>>730699785>Rescues his friends >Cucks Citra to death >Refuses to elaborate >Leaves >Makes $300k starting at his frat bro's company
>>730707602the radio in farcry 4 actually made a funny point about this. the radio host talks about the player being 'really good at killing' and how crazy that is. how some people might go their whole life and never find out that killing scores of people is something they're just innately good at
>>730707786Ajay was good at it but he never seemed to enjoy it, Jason was having the time of his life blowing up trucks full of people
>>730699785Your point being?
women be like "hurrr I can fix him"
>>730701036No because Far Cry 3 is complete fantasy and leans into the supernatural (you do realize his tatau is giving him this power right?).You can't do a Caesar from Fallout either and just become the chieftain of some nigger tribe and take over, you'll just be executed.
>>730699785We all understand there's zero chance Jason has a good life in leaving the island right? He doesn't die at least but no fucking way is his girlfriend staying with him after he held a knife to her throat, plus trauma and all that. Jason likely dropped off the grid after failing to reintegrate into society then lived as a hobo or on the streets till a lonely death. Doesn't matter if he uses his skills as a mercenary or whatever to make good money, without a support structure he won't make it far, his friends were his support pre island, citra was his support on the island as well, since he has nothing now it'll only be a matter of time before killing isn't enough anymore and he kills himself
>>730708514Someone didn't play the game.
>>730708514>no fucking way is his girlfriend staying with him after he held a knife to her throatHer pussy was a waterfall after that.
>>730708223>You need magic to shoot a gun and stab someone
>>730708643is this a joke im too retarded 2 understand
>>730708762Kek
>>730708762>is this a joke
>>730708906I wonder what the evolutionary reason for this is, youd think their biology would be doubly averse to threatening men, to protect offspring and whatever etcMaybe its only after they have kids that they lose this innate liking for threatening men, to better protect the kids
>>730709048>I wonder what the evolutionary reason for this is
>>730708514The nukes get dropped like 5 years after he returns to the UShe'll find renewed purpose in post-apocalyptic survival
The "no, please!" audio line that gets played twice as you sneak in the opening sequence always triggers me
>>730709048It's not exclusive to women lmao (though more common). Plenty of men get off to mean girls who yell at them
>>730708514>no fucking way is his girlfriend staying with him after he held a knife to her throatNigga she has critical underwear malfunction every time she thinks about it
>>730709048Because women want to be dominated and controlled. They're not leaders.
>>730699785none of those laws exist on a backwards island run by an arms dealer and pirates
>>730709259Now what the fuck is the evolutionary reason for THATIs it just an aberration of the times? Femdom had to have been non existent in medieval times, cowgirling position was probably invented in the Renaissance, when blokes were spending more time in their own head
>>730709390law and order is a whitey invention
>>730709415dude, Jeanne d'Arc had a simp doing everything for her
>>730709415evopsych retardation can only get you so far
bump
>>730707752The Seeds are great, especially John and Joseph, but 5's issue is that there is no back and forth because retards at ubisoft thought a silent protag was a good idea
>>730699785>Gets kidnapped>kills everyone>sleeps with the sister of the guy who kidnapped him>kills that guy>leaves
I wonder what Jason is up to now
>>730709415It's not evolutionary, that kind of shit usually develops at a young age from certain types of babysitters or nannies the stern but sweet ones.
>>730699785He just like me fr frBut seriously, I don't see any other villain written as nicely as Vaas, a good villian is a lot more important than a hero, a lot of people thought Far Cry 3 ended with Vaas's compound instead of Hoyt, because he was a lot more memorable, infinitely more than the niggas in 4, 5, new dawn or 6. Far cry 3 was all about manipulation.
>>730709048I am completely making this up as I don't fucking know what I am talking about, but to me, at least right now, the thought makes sense - if you're getting raped as a woman in caveman times, that probably fucking hurts, I imagine that would lead to excessive bleeding and or infection followed by a painful death if you aren't wet. I see it as a defense mechanism. Or maybe it's just biological need for the body to mate and have offspring.
>>730711865I like to imagine he's either some kind of brutal morally grey monster of vengeance in post apocalyptic Far Cry world, out there displaying his own version of justice, killing murderers and rapists when really he just wants to fight and kill all over again.Or he's some mad max tier war lord.
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