Is Bananza REALLY that bad?
>guys he's more expressive now!!!
Well, I didn't play it. It does seem derivative of Mario Odyssey though.
>>730701649Video games, faggot, VIDEO GAMES!
>>730701649I was with him until the very end when he said he was going to play the troon male horse racing game insteadkys
>>730701649It's actually pretty good. The only bad parts are the sections that require turf surfing, but you can cheese those with the Snake+Ostrich combo.
>>730702204>troon male horse racing game insteadThe what now?
No, it’s pretty good. Overrated though. Textbook case of Nintendo bonus really.
>>730702430he's probably referring to dahby, i would play that over bananza
>>730701649>38 minutesShan't be watching.
>>730701649Yes. The music in the game absolutely sucks. The starting area is ugly as fuck The enemies are ugly as fuckThe "Oh banana" screen thing is annoying and cringe. There is to much flashy shit with the bananas everywhere Destruktible terrain everywhere is not fun The graphic style is more infantalized then ever
I enjoyed it
>>730702674Your psyops are ugly.
>>730701649its like if everything about mario odyssey was between 50-75% as good as it is in that game. nothing is really thaaat bad but also nothing stands out. the transformations are just gimmicks that arent useful outside of when theyre meant to be used anyway. DK has some cool tech for making jumps and stuff but (at least just in my opinion) making jumps with cappy is still more rewarding and satisfying. its an ok game but it doesnt really do anything that justifies such a big gap between this game and odyssey, and gives me less hope that the next mainline mario will be iterative on odyssey in some way
>>730701649Great game, was actually worth getting 100%. Didn't bother doing the same with Odyssey. I didn't bother with the DLC as the base game was plenty satisfying. Post-game challenges aren't too bad but it's all doable. Good music too, this seems like it'd be a fun game to dick around in traditional multiplayer (not Assist Mode or whatever) if it was available.
>>730702845Sorry i am responding to a psyop thread. But these are my opinions of after playing the game. Not OP
>>730703273Who are you trying to fool?
>now
>>730701649astrobot was a better game overall
>>730702674Nintendo is making games for babies now because the old main audience of their games is watching porn on tiktok instead now. The average 8-12 year old who could actually appreciate old Nintendo games themes would nowadays be sooner caught dead than playing a nintendo game, because he has to act like a wigger on tiktok instead or his peers call him a fr weirdo or some shit
>>730703751But wasn't nintendo games always aimed at that age group? When super Nintendo came out it was 10 year olds playing it mostly. The problem is that 30 year olds are still playing and want games from these series that appeal to them. And the other problem is that even tho the games of the 90's appealed to kids, they weren't as infantile as the games that are made today. >>730703325Take a break from 4chan and when you come back just avoid anything donkey
>>730703931>But wasn't nintendo games always aimed at that age group?My point is that it isn't anymore. That age group doesn't play nintendo games anymore because it's cringe and embarrassing to them, they need to talk about lean and wigger shit and porn or they're childish. So nintendo changed gears and now makes games for 5-7 year olds. WHich is why the games get easier, more infantilized and more cutesy.
>>730701649No idea
>>730704102If that is true then who is buying the nintendo consoles and games? Its the most selling But the age group you mention are probably a little older like 14+ and yeah its embarrassing for them to play those games because they are aimed at younger age groups. But it was always like that, even when the nintendo 64 came out it it was the console for the kids while Playstation had games for older kids
>>730703931The next 3D Mario will be AAA.
>>730704464>If that is true then who is buying the nintendo consoles and games? Its the most sellingParents with young childrenI'm not saying they'reiin dire straits or something, I'm just saying the old nintendo audience plays ass creed, apex, fortnite, GTA6 and porn videos now, while the new nintendo audience is toddlers, which explains the change in tone the games underwent
>>730704586Alright. But i what i meant is that nintendo always directed their games at that group but even so they where more mature in the 90's and they have gotten more infantalized over time despite being made for the same demographic
>>730704828Other than stuff like yoshis story I wouldn't say nintendo games used to be aimed at literal toddlers. Stuff like DK bonanza definitely is for 5 year olds though
>>730701649Played a demo of bananza in a retailer recently. Didn’t care to keep playing whatsoever after a few seconds.
>>730702484Yeah I don't even like gacha but this was way more fun than anything on the switch 2
>>730701649No, but I don’t understand how anyone could think it deserved to win GotY.
>>730701649i had a lot of fun with it. but like most modern nintendo games of the last 10 years or so, the replay value just isn’t there. The digging gimmick was fun for a first play thru but I don’t want to do that again. Its the same with zelda botw and totk, i simply cannot ever be bothered to play thru those shrines again or spend 20 minutes running across the map to my destination
>>730704828The problem with kids these days is that Tiktok is way more rewarding than sitting there and fighting a video game for dopamine. Its really that simple.
>>730701649I don't really want to watch 40 mins of some reandom fag to find out if he says anything of value, but I'd say no. It's at least a well made, generally well designed game, if nothing else, although I'd go further than that in terms of personal enjoyment.
>>730701649It's alright, this is just the natural reaction to people overrating it.
>>730706208Tendies aren’t people anon.
>>730701678lel
>>730705520>after a few secondsYou may have ADHD to a debilitating degree anon, hope this helps
I love how quickly and mindlessly /v/irgins worship and suck the cocks of youtubers and ecelebs when they make videos about hating games.
>>730706208Define "overrating". Does it only apply to anything and everything Nintendo makes?
nu-kong is reddit goofy, I hate it.
>>730708991I wish he was even half as cool as Goofy.
>>730701706yeah thats the biggest reason im excited enough to run out and pay 90 usd for it or what everodyssey itself already outstayed its welcome with way too much content that is way too similar so doing it all again but slightly different is not really very appealing
>>730701649Its literally one of the ugliest looking games of all time lmao
>>730708991Everything is reddit, child. All things, everything, from time's beginning is reddit.
>>730701649It's ugly and unappealing>>730701678I never understood why they turned to this cope, as though DK had ever had trouble being expressive before
>>730709346I like how you posted six angry expressions.
>>730709336Ritual posters yearn for the rope, they need it
>>730709379>aversion, shock, and confusion are angry expressionsPathetic attempt, anon
>>730709724Eyebrows that are constantly angled in the down inward position always make any expression look upset.
>>730709903That's called Sanpaku Eyes, you fucking baka.
>>730708869No, it applies to most games that get extremely popular since a not significant number of people conflate>a lot of people enjoy a game with>the game must be extremely goodAlthough you're writing like a schizo so perhaps it's pointless to even respond.
>>730709984Exactly, any game that's popular is faggot tranny pedo dog-raping kike garbage. And it so happens that nearly all popular games are made by the demonic beastmonsters of Nintendo, the leader in destroying Western civilization and morality with their baby trash.
>>730709984not insignificant*
>>730709903Extremely autistic post
>>730701649open level "make your own fun" digging shitgay as fuck
Oh hey, it's the exact same thread with the exact same posts and images and videos that's been posted for months. Are some people stuck in their own personal Groundhog Day, or do they think constantly spamming this will magically make the world a fairy utopia?
>>730710267Extremely, extremely autistic post
>>730710267autism board
>>730701649It's funslop. Avoid at all costs.
>>730710317>random word to defeat you aaarrrrrgh!
>>730701649nah. it's just a kid's game, much moreso than Mario Odyssey which is clearly what the formula for this game was designed on. It's still fun, but there's a lot less for adults to like here.
>>730710317>>730710330
>>730710470>making up scenarios>typing out vocalizations instead of actual words>desperation to win after getting offended by being told you're autisticA bit lower on the autismometer, but still up thereThrow in some randomly capitalized words in an attempt at emphasis next time
>>730701706it isn;t at all but whatever floats your boat.>>730701649>macaco thread-2,500karma ladKeep stacking it.
>>730701649it's pretty bad. it's a lot worse than mario odyssey and the visuals are very low quality especially considering how it's a switch 2 game that looks worse than switch 1 games.
>>730708869There's a loud handful of people online who insist Bananza is literally the best game Nintendo has ever made. That's pretty fucking overrated.
>>730709903you are face blind.Look in the mirror now, your eyebrows are always in that position. it's physically impossible for them to move more than a tiny fraction. and they definitely can't dislocate and invert.Same with real life gorillas. so you're a fucking retard.
>>730701649It's a great game. That doesn't matter though, because you'll only get pushed by the algorithm if you talk about how terrible something is. Social media algorithms love strong, negative, emotions.
The gibberish pop singer cunt ruined bananza and is a truly pathetic attempt at forcing gender neutrality in a boy-coded franchise.
>>730701649it insist upon itself
>>730701649It could have been an Ice Climbers game.
>>730701649buy an ad
>>730708530ADHD kiddies are exactly who Bananza is made for though
>>730709236Yeah man, 100 usd for a single game is too much, where does nintendo get the idea 110 usd is okay for a game. Like, really, we paid 60 for decades and suddenly a game is 120,-.Its 59,99 for the physical with online retailers
>>730710776Oh shit, that happens with nearly every game no matter what system it is, you gonna lose your shit in hissy pissy over Final Fantasy 7, Halo, and Civilization V, too?
>>730710952i have adhd, games boring af
>>730710997You'll survive
>>730710267Why is it that everytime someone says they dont like this game some schizo starts malding and accuses everyone who doesnt like this to be the same person?
>>730701649no its great, why?
>>730711026I'm not the one spamming threads raging about how much I hate video games.>>730711036I suppose I should ignore how it's always the exact same OP, the exact same posts, and the exact same videos and images every single time. noticing such things is BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDEEDEEDEEDEE!!!!!!!!
>>730701649Is this the BBC dildo sucking faggot who can't play Gradius? Honestly I get these morons mixed up; they are practically identical.
>>730711089>I'm not the one spamming threads raging about how much I hate video games. He says while holding a vendetta and ranting about a boogeyman because he can't process the idea of Nintendo being criticized
>people who hate bananza: detailed reasons on why shit sucks>people who love bananza: It's good because uhhhhhh
>>730711131Yes yes, child, that's exactly it, you should write scripts for Hollywood.
>>730702674Anon, it's a game for actual children, not manchildren like yourself. That's what BoTW/ToTK are for.
>>730711164It's FUCKING kino, anon, you just got FUCKING filtered, it's a FUCKING blast
>>730711232But why tho?
>>730711089Someone get this guys his meds. Now!
>>730711164It's good because I enjoy it. Simple as that. I don't need to write a novel explaining it like you need to to convince yourself and others that it's bad.
>>730711167Oh wow. I'm... owned, I guess?
>>730702484Theres more gameplay discussion in one single Uma thread that in the last 100 switch 2 threads and this is a fact.
>>730711315Okay, but I don't like it, so it's shit.
>>730705936But then why is nintendo consoles the best selling ?
>>730711164>game is good because I think it is goodBased.Video essayists can get fucked
>>730711394I'm not asking for an essay, I'm asking for reasons. Surely you can do that much, unless you can't and we know you can't.
>>730708835Never seen or read anything about the donkey kong game>>730709336It is. And they even stole the Breath of the Wild style and fucked it all up
>>730701649>There are grown adult men browsing /v/ right now that unironically think this is a good game
>>730701649The game looks like puke. An n64 title with ugliest colors and textures you'll ever see.
>>730711614>StOp RiTuAl PoStInG sAmEfAG!!!!!!
A lot of Nintendo games feel like they're made for kids but with appeal for everyone. DKB, though, comes across as having been made JUST for kids, especially with the constant key-jingling and stimulation/feedback. It's just a sugar rush in game form.
>>730711652You alright faggot? Do you need to change the diaper?
That goofy grin belongs on DK Jr, not the main Kong. It's a petty reason but I'm not buying.
>>730711862Don't put yourself down. You're allowed to hold Nintendo to higher standards if they want higher prices for games.
>>730709336The frame drops hit me everytime. I had forgotten them but there they were again
>>730702674Incredibly based
>>730711164It's good because it's made by Nintendo. Point number one: Nintendo can do NO WRONG. Point number two: If Nintendo DOES something wrong, see point number one.
>>730711169You know it's all over when tendies start using the exact same copes that pokefags use
>>730711364>Switch 2 threads >gameplay Mate, all Nintendies do is post en masse in Weekly Sales Threads where they cope about Switch 2 doing worse and worse, while still having no actually good games released for it, aside from kidslop (and autistraps).
It's good cause smash the rocks gives dopamine
>>730701649it's really good actually. absolutely unparalleled degree of freedom of movement in a 3d platformer before the transformations. Those are just the cherry on top
>>730709973>Sanpaku eyes A term used only by anime obsessed losers. They can't describe a single thing without using anime terms.
>>730715675You know it gets under the tendies skin when they have entire subreddits dedicated to talking about the "grifters" of Switch 2
>>730709336There it is, there’s the pipe!
>>730701649I wouldn't call it bad. It was just okay. It doesn't deserve the hate it gets and it doesn't deserve people sucking it off either. DK's new look is worse though
>copy paste mario odyssey>but remove the fun movementI never shit on games that I've never played but I'll make an exception for the macaco game
>>730701649It's woke anti masculinity anti white propaganda.
>>730715968Grifters? They're grifting each other. The same kind of people who buy out Pokemon cards since it's "an investment" to them, while actual kids eat dirt when trying to buy some cards with their favorite pokeymen.
>>730716060DK got a Korean face surgery to look more like a retarded anime character, instead of his previous style.
Meh, that vid is just a shitty version of this.https://youtube.com/watch?v=d_tJ1I-nWP8
>>730716684But he looks like Wreck it Ralph
>>730701649Only good thing is the barefoot loli
I can tell how bad a Nintendo game is by how quickly it gets memoryholed. They're all astroturfed of course, but tendies, even as devoted and lacking of a life they are, just move on after a few weeks. Wonder, Prime 4, What If Zelda Was A Girl, none of those had any staying power, but the dumbass fitness waggle for women on switch? You still hear about it.That said, I didn't even need any of that knowledge, it's a system seller, the first 3D DK game in years and a 3D Mario team game that just fucking disappeared, of course it sucks.
>>730709346I'm fine with the new brows, it's the way they characterize him like a disney movie dog with his tongue constantly hanging out. Rare DK was more than just an angry face, he was characterized as a chill older brother type. Kinda cool and hip but also a little dumb. Bananza DK is just another generic cartoon animal.
>>730709724>aversion, shock, and confusion can't be angry expressionsGaslighting.
>>730710828Real gorillas don't have it comically upturned either. Which is a moot point anyway because it's a cartoon gorilla. You wouldn't argue Micky Mouse's facial features using a real mouse as an example.
>>730716881>it's the way they characterize him like a disney movie dog with his tongue constantly hanging out.That's just it, Nintendo is hard pivoting to literal toddlers and the movie shit, trying to capture the vacuum left by disney and the entire animation industry. This is what DK as reimagined by Illumination is about.
>>730717034>pivotingIt was always toddler shit.
>>730717034Movie DK at least has more personality than Bananza DK. A shitty annoying personality driven by a shit actor and shit writing, but a personality nontheless. There's an idea of a character there.But DK's personality is just always midhandled by Nintendo for some reason. Rare struck a good balance with just enough tempered 90's 'tude to stand out but immediately date itself like so many animal mascots of the time.
>>730717131fuck i meant to say NOT immediately date itself
>>730717081Nope, children and young teens, not toddlers. These don't need heartrate monitoring devices or light shonen plots or any mechanical depth at all. They need insipid slice of life shit and cartoons with exaggerated expressions every single frame.
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