>childhood was idolizing the imperium>adulthood is recognizing the waagh is the true way to live life.
>>730704715Being an ork sucks dick you just live as a retarded mushroom man who dies quickly
>>730704715For the Greater Good and warp frak the rest.
>>730704715>orkz are green>green is the best color>therefore orkz are bestsimple to understand really
>>730705339Then you go to The Great Green to hang out with Gork and Mork until they decide to reincarnate you.
>>730705339I’ll set my gitfinda to pansy
>>730705339Didn't they retcon all the mushroom stuff?
>>730706546What? Last I checked the orks didn't start fucking to reproduce.
>>730705339>who dies quicklythat's basically everybody in 40k except for named characters or Space Marines without helmets
>>730704715what if i want to just chill?
>>730708731>There is no peace among the starsYou isekai yourself into a different setting.
>>730704715Who are you quoting?
>>730708892>splatter me trukk-kun
>>730706546No. They still reproduce via spores. It important to their role as a bioengineered survival race.
I don't know much about WarHammer but I think I read Orcs can basically will reality. So if they fire a gun and think that they have lots of ammo left, even if they don't, the gun will still fire as if he has endless ammo.Why wouldn't a faction team up with the Orcs and give them some sort of super serum that greatly boosts their intelligence so they can think about what they want to will in reality. A single smart Orc could literally rule the universe with a thought.
>>730709314It far more subtle than the memes make out. And pretty much everyone has psykers and miracles that can bend reality. For example humans just do it with extreme faith rather than collective stupidity. The danger of an Ork is far more in it chopping you, shooting you and in how fucking hard it is to fully exterminate them.
>>730705339thats more than fine for an ork since fighting is a basic need for them
>>730709314along with what the other guy stated, no alliance with orks will ever last since they will always want to pick a fight, which is why most of the time orks fight each other
>Get Isekai'd>Wake up>you're a servitor>to the Night Lords
>>730704715I wish ork games weren't doomed to flop and die
>>730704715I just don't like black-coded races
>>730709314Not quite. Back in the day it was mostly to amp the ham of Orks, nowdays the gestalt of Orks psychic powers still there but is not a super duper I do what I want thingie.And no, you cannot ally with Orks. They don't want power, money or slaves they ask for guns and they WILL turn those guns on your stupid ass because they cannot grasp the idea of place, it's hardcoded into them to always seek war.>A single smart OrcRead about the Saga of the Beast and what happen when Uber Orks get they shit together, they we're very close, even more than Chaos to win 40k.
>>730710672Orks are as English as can be.
>>730710672orks are british football hooligans, not black
>>730710863Blood Axes work as mercenaries for other races. Itz wut makez dem seem all strange like
>>730710670every day i see a new warhammer game i havent seen beforeits crazy
>>730710887>>730710915English are blacks though
>>730710954t. BBC
>>730705339And you love every minute of it.
Adulthood is not caring about Starcraft/Warcraft for neckbeards lol
>>730710918And they backstab those stupid enough to hire them. They learn how to feint and lie and how just a tiny bit of patience gives them a better reward at the end.
>>730711153They don't even need to backstab anyone. They just need to die and that's another planet conquered
>>730711008As if warcraft wasn't for neckbeards already.
>>730710672I occasionally check Kripp's youutbe channel to see how nobody gives a shit about his bazaar videos but occasionally he makes a video about something else and gets double or triple views...Except for Diablo 4 that gets halved, lolWish he'd go back to heartstone instead of this soulless shitty game. the bazaar is a shit game, why does he have to shill it so hard
>>730711405It's for chad sex havers. Go jork it to your fanfiction ripoff
>>730711405these days its for furtroons
>>730704715I like when they fight on the same side as the space marines
>>730711576You need to be fucked to death.
>>730711495Hearthstone fucking sucks too
For me, it's the Primordial Truth.
>>730711917Hearthstone is so shit Brian Kibler went back to MtG.
>>730711760Same thing
>>730710915Anon, afraid they are the same thing now.
>>730711959Taufags WISH their pool noodles had enough personality to be Chaos chads.
>>730710670Wasn't this monetized to all hell and back?
>>730710672The tribal shit for orks is a combo of hooligan culture, as football hooligans call their various neighbourhoods tribes, and literal caveman culture.It has literally nothing to do with Africans.
>>730704715Of all the hobby stuff to get into this one seems like the most brutal. What are the chances you could even find some other fag to play with on top of the every increasing cost of collectible shit.
>>730712672>What are the chances you could even find some other fag to play withprobably pretty highask your local game/hobby storecan also play with tabletop simulator>every increasing cost of collectible shit.it's cheaper than pc gaming lmao
>>730705339Being a retarded mushroom man has its benefits though. You're too retarded to know you're retarded, so you just go around having a great time. So what if a good time for you means death and destruction for everyone else, it's right and proper orky, is what it is.
>>730709314They can't turn a hunk of iron into a tank, but they might be able to make a tank run without gas for a little bit if there's enough of them.
>>730704715can we go back to 1th edition shenanigans?
>>730712672I live in rural bumfuck nowhere and we still have a lgs with a dozen or so regulars to grab a game with every weekend.
>>730712135it was f2p with a battlepass that had 1 car in it and a bunch of cosmetics
>>730712672>increasing cost of collectible shit3D printing, substitutes or just play on TTS. You have to be retarded to buy official models
