What the FUCK is this bitch's problem?
Behave yourselves
I cannot believe this
>another 404Yup yup, he's mad.
Bully evil women
>>730708817She's scared
>>730708914Of what?
>>730708876Can we keep him seething for a full year?Can we keep him seething for another 4 years since we still have lots of content to go through?
>>730708876He's not even trying to hide it, 7 months of seething now
we had a good runsee you guys in two years
>>730708895Bullyshin...
why does this slut never show up on speed even at MLBhow the actual fuck do you get A+ ranks every cunt i know can get A+/S no problem with shit decks and here i am with 6 MLBs that the guides say to use and best i can get is 11k, 12k if it's a sprinter
hmm I wonder who could be behind this?
Do you think this is an elaborate PR gambit from Teioposters to slowly replenish their PR? Falseflag as falseflagging posters of other umas so that when they get sniffed out they can assume their Teio mantle and shout "Look how bad they are! Aren't we the better for pointing this out? We were never THIS bad!" all according to plan? Think about that one
>>730709052What if Teiofags are in cahoots with the jannies?
>>730709052It's just a janitor who is really bad at covering his tracks
He always has his melties during Tuesdays/Wednesday.
>>730709052>Teioposters out of nowhereARE THE TEIOPOSTERS IN THE ROOM WITH US NOW, ANON?
i dont carei just want tamamo tummy
>>730709129>He doesn't know about the Symboli ConnectionPull back anon, before it's too late
>>730709052If I was a janny, I would delete every post that doesn't have Teio attached to it!
>>730708974you weren't here for the purges?
>>730708817>Hey Riko! I heard that the entire faculty and the student body all banded together to overthrow you! Oh and your umas stop listening to you and your old wound from the past started reappearing again! But hey, being a director is what you always wanted, right?
>chud>midget>small penisFINALLY A RELATABLE ANIME CHARACTER!
>>730709324She is so capable, she was probably standing with a shit-eating grin around Riko while everything fell apart
>>730709310There were...no purges...big chrono said so...
Reminder that Fine Motion is the 4chan uma.
>>730709450...but enough about 4chan Shakur.
>>730709481Enough about her, indeed.
Important reminderhttps://youtube.com/shorts/L4eU1pM4Bzo?si=VIOsKgnmcz4E6Vi-
If trolling and derailing his porn bait thread makes him this mad, I think it's something we should keep in mind
>>730709549Doto is so cute, I think I will continue living.
>>730709570It makes him mad enough to delete our legit threads though. Just ignore them.
>>730709570why were people even posting in that shit thread? should have left it to die
>>730709653It was kind of worth it to watch him sperg.He legit sounded like an Indian.
You guys are adorable for thinking ai means we're getting Christmas back and not just an intern feeding it through ai and then ctrl+f replacing Christmas with holidays.
>>730709837troonlators getting fired is better than the text saying Christmas anyway
>>730709129>>730709290
>>730709929rice HERO i kneel......
So can we continue the discussions from the 400 post thread?
Good morning fags
>>730710056How's your arima kinen CM practice going JP bro?
>>730709450>can't breed
>hopefull'd a borrow oguri runShit.
>>730710082Not looking good since I'm kinda too busy lately to fully commit into training for CMs. At worst I'll try to train a decent Orfevre for group B.
>>730710101Would be funny if Fine Motion had an in-game mechanic that prevents her from being a parent
>>730710056Bro you missed a minipurge
>>730710381>a minipurgeSo tuesday as usual.
I... I like Vodka.
>>730710402Teio Tuesdays are truly the worst
>this was a really sexy mare according to 2000's men
>>730710649yes it was
https://umamusume.jp/news/detail?id=3007AI update
>>730708817She is a janny and she is doing it for free
How do umaverse portray umas in movies?
>>730710649Gyururun!
>>730710684it's over
>>730710772>>730710649It's criminal that there's so little vodka art
Made an S turf pasa with groundwork and shrewd step for sprints to test it, and yes, it seems to work. Just borrow smart falcon instead of making pace groundwork parents
Fuck off, retard.
>>730710684Not clicking the link, but I hope they replace the localizers with AI.
>>730710684Using AI to translate the AI update!Here is the translation of the game update announcement.I have formatted this to look like a standard English patch note release for clarity.Update Notice [Published 1/13 11:00]An update was released on 1/13 at 11:00. Note: A mandatory update is scheduled for approximately 1/16 at 11:00.Details of the update are as follows:Update ContentsAdded Full Screen / Windowed display switching for Vertical Screen Mode in the DMM GAMES and Steam versions.Note: You can change the display mode after switching to Vertical Screen Mode via [Menu] > [Options] > [Basic Settings] under Screen Settings.Issues FixedFixed minor bugs.We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused our players.Important NotesIt may take some time for the update information to reflect in the store.You may be unable to perform the update due to accumulated cached data on your device. If you are unable to update, please turn off your device, wait 1 to 2 minutes, restart the device, and then try updating from the store again.Key TakeawaysStatus: The update is live now.Mandatory Update: If players do not update manually now, they will be forced to do so on January 16th around 11:00.New Feature: PC players (DMM/Steam) can now toggle Full Screen while playing in Vertical Mode.Would you like me to extract just the specific menu path instructions for the PC version?
>this mare was so sexy makween literally shatted and came when he saw her
>>730709310She looks like she's got tasty armpits...
>>730710835They call me The Architect
These posts sure are organic
Yeah this thread is cooked
>reddit OP>fucking chatGPT gensyouch!
>>730711079>reddit OP?
>2_09_52 PM
>>730711165lmao
>>730711165>utc+7not a good look for sloppers...
>>730711165So this nigga is what...in Australia?
>>730711264SEA as if it wasn't obvious enough
>>730711264nywell...
>>730711243>>730711317LMAOOO, AIfags are such subhumans
>SeaBAnigger
>>730711317>>730711305Huh peak SEAmonk' hours is no joke. No wonder these threads always take a dip around this hour
>>730710757>Its just I Love Lisa but with an uma
So who is the REAL cinderella?
>>730711370Gotta thank the retard for self-reporting, poor Yurofags
>>730711379>LisaLucy*
>>730711148>thoughts-on-the-unity-cup-scenario-story-v0-huyhe5q1otzf1reddit watermark on the OP filename for https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1oqsese/thoughts_on_the_unity_cup_scenario_story/99% of the times when a thread is made like this, it's a troll one
>>730711317Just follow the smell of pagpag.
Its a little bit embarrassing how uma musume of all things has given me the willpower to start running and watching my health,I just want to succeed along with my trainees. How can I train them with a frail body?
>>730711403All of the uma. Main theme is that every uma has a dream of making it big and be the best. They all have a backstory and a reason to run. It just so happen that Oguri is in the center of all this and destroy most of those uma's dream.
>parents can be two mares or two stallions and not one mare and one stallionUma Wokesume
>>730711432More than likely he just saved the first image on Google. This doesn't read like a troll OP.
>>730708950Yes, remember there's a mod who absolutely hounded FFXIV threads for over a decade and only really 'stopped' because threads are in sharp declined due to the pet shitposters who fucked the threads into the dirt for himThis is probably the same mod since the frothing, seething obsessive behavior on display is a perfect fit so he probably will keep it up for as long as we keep openly (and rightfully) defying him, unless another game pops up that annoys him more.
>>730711432That's true, the frogfag was just posting images straight pulled from reddit. When pressed about it he said something along the lines of "that's what you deserve" Interesting that this was made immediately following a deletion as well. Maybe it's time to take a break
>>730711432OP probably downloaded something quick because the last 2 threads got nuked and Riko doesn't have many images
>>730710757>It's just the movie 1917 but with a human and an uma
>>730710667HACKdonna lost to HUGEka
>>730711484It doesn't matter where you get your information. You'd be surprised how many people start getting more fit after watching something like a sports anime. It sounds silly but it can really inspire people to take better care of themselves
>>730711550>It doesn't matter where you get your information.meant to say **inspiration kekit does matter where you get your information! it should all be from /v/ma ;)
>>730711484Well, I restarted my knee rehab because of this game and after watching a bunch of horse races. Hopefully I can run or bike again someday
>>730711550>bono inspired me to get bigger and fatter
>>730710757A couple of umas have going to the movies as an event, theyre just like regular actresses.
>>730711603I need a buono, I'm staaarvin ovah here
>>730709052>If I were a Teiofag. I'd want to engulf the whole thread in teioposting. And I'd have a third of its images and four-fifths of its posts. But I wouldn't be happy until I'd seize the first place in the race - eclipse first, the rest nowhere. >So I'd set about however necessary to take over the threads. I'd subvert the clubs first. I'd begin with a clubchat of whispers. With 20% Wit bonus, I would whisper to you as I whispered to /v/ooner's danchou "Flatline as you please." >To the newfags, I would whisper that PR is a myth. I would convince them that it's the uma creates the PR. Instead of the other way around. I would confide that what's low quality is good and what's good is bait.>And the old, I would teach to pray after me, 'Our Danchou, which art in /vg/...'. And then I'd get organized, I'd educate posters in how to make lurid coomposts exciting, so that anything else would appear dull and uninteresting. I'd threaten the threads with dirtier posts and vice versa, I'd peddle gaslights to whom I could, I'd crash the PR and stocks of umas of distinction. I'd tranquilise the rest with bans.>If I were a Teiofag I'd soon have shitposters at war with themselves, anons at war with themselves and clubs at war with themselves. Until each in it's turn was consumed. And with promises of higher PR, I'd have fanatical waifufags fanning the falseflags.>If I were a Teiofag, I would slander those who have strived and praise those who stalled. Until I had killed the incentive of effortposting. What will you bet I could get whole threads to promote shitposting as the way to have fun. I would caution against extremes, in CM discussion, in drawing, in opening lobbies. I would convince newfags that teioposting is the most fun you can have, what you see on /v/ is the way to be. And thus, I could ERPpost in public and i could lure you into /trash/ for which there is no cure.>In other words, if I were a Teiofag, I'd just keep right on doing what he's doing.
I was looking at a couple of future epithets for fun and some conditions seem straight up impossible for a normal CM ace.>Ikuno Dictus's requires you to participate in at least 30 graded races and get 1200 guts>Nishino flower's needs parents without any G1 wins>Nakayama Festa's requires you to succeed a training that has a failure rate of at least 30% AND never fail a training once in the runWhat the fuck man
>>730711727Double practice perfect
>>730711727>>Ikuno Dictus's requires you to participate in at least 30 graded races and get 1200 gutsMANT>>Nishino flower's needs parents without any G1 winsthat sounds retarded, but easily achievable as a meme>>Nakayama Festa's requires you to succeed a training that has a failure rate of at least 30% AND never fail a training once in the runThat's actually badass. Her entire gimmick is to be a gambler, so the game is encouraging you to take risks. Also if you play it smart, it's really pretty easy to get through a whole career without failing training. Just gotta gamble on the 30% once, not too hard.
>>730711484I think it's great that you found the motivation to start running and actually go through that process. I wish it would inspire me like that as well, instead I'm now addicted to grinding aces/parents
>>730711484same, i listen to the songs while jogging
>>730711648Could teiobros be the enemy?
>>730711727Nakayama Festa is so fucking cool holy fucking ludokino
>>730711727Is there a list with the conditions for the titles?
>>730711846>Uma is inspiring everyone to get into shape>all it does for me is make me wanna take a nap
>>730711534>Childhood friend red string romantic undertones between Albert and uma Joey
>>730711941https://gametora.com/umamusume/nicknamesJust make sure to switch it to the JP version, and switch it to "character specific"
Wasn't there a google doc that was filled with trivia and irl horse lore?
>>730712081https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ucoR1eN1TSMSiXS-GPgTU_wOeJUUbHy0o5xFBFIQYG8/edit?tab=t.0
>>730709030>that the guides say to useThere's your problem. You will never be a first rate anything if all you do is blindly follow guides.
>>730709030What kind of deck are you using? And who are you trying to build.
>>730712110Thanks dude
>>730712110Winning Ticket trivia never fails to make me smile.
>>730711978So there's straight up no way to guarantee the title right?
>>730712314Don't train wit and you'll get rushed more often
>>730712108I see this posted elsewhere and it's always followed by pagpag SEAmonkey speak. I don't get it.
>>730712193>was trying to quickly look up which stats the Unity scenario spark gave>reddit thread from two months ago pops up>everyone is saying that training parents in URA is worse than training in Unity because Unity gives you more skills>entire thread is in agreement on this for some reasonDo you think they still feel that way? Are they right?
>>730712379We are pretty much ahead of everyone else and it wouldn't surprise me if many normalfags and youtubers came here to steal our info
>>730712379>spending 15 more minutes going through shitty menu animations just to get a 1* guts spark
>>730712379Redditards are stupid.
>borrow run>bring mayano for head on>her event chain never startedNot cool
I am john cygames, i came to tell (You) the future, MANT is canceled, 3 more months of unity until GL please understandu.
>>730712379They were wrong. You do parent runs in Unity so you can build an Ignited Spirit PWR legacy, not because of more (other) white skills.
>>730712525Id be okay with that, I generally like unity.
>>730712528This toreina been training wit
>>730712379cool you have a million skill hints from spirit ballstoo bad you're building a long parent and half of them are "wrong distance corners" or fucking fov skills
>>730712645The other problem with chasing after skill hints from cards in Unity is the Unity training symbol obscures the hint symbol so there's no way to even tell if they're offering hints
It looks so wrong.
>>730712110Forever mad they removed Grass and Spe being childhood friends
>>730712702Wtf I like rudolf now?
>>730712702She looks like more of a hag than the hag that outfit belongs to.
>>730712702HAGDOLF
>>730712702Only Maru can pull this look offback in your military garb, POOdolf
>>730712369What's to get they like the wackiness
>>730712702now make spechud sluttier
>>730712702You keep reposting shit from Twitter
>>730712457>it wouldn't surprise me if many normalfags and youtubers came here to steal our info>all youtubers saying that runaway is only useful as a blocker>danchou comes out with his suzuka build>suddenly every youtuber changes their opinionit's pretty obvious some of them or atleast a few of their orbiters lurk these threads
>>730712702>Make Rudolf bigger and sluttier>Still not sexoHow the fuck is this possible?
>>730712832If a @VFfag ever joins a room I'm sounding the alarm, I bet a lot of minions lurk here to repost our info in their gay asd Discords and get some crumbs of attention from their e-celeb
>>730712824>YouWho is "you", this is the first time I repost anything from Twitter. Who doesn't wanna see rudolf in a bikini.
>>730712832All it takes is one dude belonging to one umatuber nigger discord server to grab something from here and repost it there
>>730712937didn't that fag got dumpstered by /uma/ once?
>>730712937I've seen one or two @VF whales here in practice rooms, they all job anyway.
It would be wise to join my sprinter team NEKO
aaaaaai finally got a 8*stam long ryan parent, but i cant get goldship to hit the stats+spurt+long Sim never gonna get an ace
>>730713009>>I've seen one or two @VF whales here in practice rooms, they all job anyway.This makes me irrationally angry.
>>730713001You're thinking of witGOD seriru, a guy from /uma/ beat him during a random graded skirmish. Pretty sure a guy here beat vivloscuck once during SEAhours.
>>730713001Idk, qrd?>>730713009Fucking niggers, I will definitely try to gaslight them into bricking their accounts
>>730713036I will Calzone
>>730713072You know what you need to do
>>730712937>If a @VFfag ever joins a room I'm sounding the alarmStray whales join all the time, some had @VF on their username, i didn't really know what it meant until recently
Somebody asked for something like this last thread so I tried to make it but it is a bit janky. Also wow, that camping Taiki outfit is wild.
should we put /v/ in our names?
>>730713186I'm not changing my name, I already have /v/ on my profile.
Thank whoever post that link in the last thread.
>>730713181That's surprisingly more arousing than funny. Wew lad.
>>730713181KEK DAHBYED
>>730713181>>730713215KEK how are people making these?
>>730713181That's a good one
https://youtu.be/K0_AzHThKF4
Sprint Daiwa seems like a decent gamble build for Capricorn, same sprint affinity as Pasa, but she can run front by default. Not sure if you want to run as front.
>>730713181They look doto tier.
>>730713036I love the silly sprinters
>>730713181They somehow look even bigger on the alt, thanks for the breast envy content
>>730713236https://github.com/katboi01/UmaViewerRemember to switch the setting to global
>>730713181KEK ZASED
>>730713259I'm sorry but Daiwa's PR is ruined beyond repair. Most trainers wont be caught dead running her...
>>730713279Are you able to switch out outfits and animations of everyone? Thats pretty cool
>>730713334All our Daiwa trainers are pretty based though. She's just hard to build.
>>730713279Definitely need to see Eishin's animation with her
>>730713334I will, no matter how many secondaries latch onto her she's still number 1
>>730713279Quick, put tazuna in a swimsuit.
>>730713338Whatever the outfit those uma could wear. They can do any animation from other uma.>>730713358This one?
>>730713639Yep, that's the one, perfect
>>730712249was doing halo
Fat ningen
>>730713793So this is what happens when you max out friendship....
>>730713793It's only right that trainers find human women to spend their lives with, and not get involved with their trainees.
>>730713334Remember that Daiwafags are a separate species from Scarletbros
>>730713769Post the rest of your cards if you don't mind
>>730713392It wont allow me
Do purple skills (passive debuffs) help trigger groundwork? Asking for a friend
>>730714089yes they count for groundwork
>>730713993>Won't allow you to see her in a swimsuit >Conveniently no way to verify if she's hiding a tail or notCurious....
>>730714089What the fuck are you cooking???
>>730710117me forgetting to switch to unity after a guts'd 9 power run like a tard is worse
>>730713215She is such a puppy with that animation. She is asking for a head pat.
>>730713639why is her neck so long
My favorite horses are Smart Falcon and Transcend.What does this say about me?
>>730714217You are Umerican.
>>730714149I believe if you check Tazuna's model in Blender you can see she has placeholder/invisible horse ears I remember seeing that at one point. Closest you're gonna get
>>730714217D*rt lover!
>>730714089
>>730714217HOEEEHE
Reminder that dirters let you do it with the backdoor
>turf proc but no long>no rainbows in summer 2 and the ura final stretchDammit.Does she stand a chance at winning Sagittarius?
>>730714415Not without long S. Sorry anon.
>>730714217You platonically love your trainees and would never act inappropriately around them.
>>730714370But I don't want to do it in the backroom of my bro, I wamt to cuddle and kiss her, and have tender sex with her, in a platonic manner of course, would be weird otherwise
>>730714527>transcend>wedding dress>no resultsexplain
>>730714687You don't marry your bro cause that's GAY!
Yeah, she would do this.
>>730714758True... True.
>>730714687Would be weird to marry your bro, wouldn't it? Well that and wedding alts take timeWhat's her kit anyways?>Front>10% in speed, power and wit>Mile medium distance>Comes with GroundworkY'know, this doesn't seem bad at all
>>730714785Why does Transcend have a landmine in her dorm room?
>>730714687Did you check the menu and click on that option that hide most of the result?
>>730714848That's a roomba
>>730714848
>>730714864What, the "display all side content"? truning it on doesnt make a difference.
>>730714785Eat little one.
>>730714846Potentials look great too, in fact, she gets a fucking Gold groundwork in thereWas Tran-chan considered meta in dirt? She sure sounds like that
>>730714947Cursed image
It's funny that an anime girl racing simulator (that pretend to be horses) gacha exists. I wonder what's the audience for this kind of thing like - typical waifufags and closeted furries?
>>730714958She's decent but her alt is better
>>730714906kek>>730714894that makes sense, i was wondering why acute was dropping cum tissues to a landmine.on a related note, why does acute have hooves?
>>730714848hey, wonder acute is a nice old lady
>>730714947STALLIONS WOULD NEVER
>>730715006Those are just simplified feet, as for what she's doing, artists original caption says "Eat a little" or something along those lines
>>730714995>>730715076Whats wrong? They're mares after all :^).
>>730714947Nice. Do you mind posting Suzuka wearing bloomers?
>>730714276Do the ningen share the same model skeletons as uma or is that a Tazuna thing?
>>730714947Fuku sexo
>>730714947If you try out Seiun Sky's animations she has a bunch of breakdancing ones. I'm sure those would look hilarious on Suzuka or Super Creek. I also noticed it freezes up for some reason if you play with it enough, I think it's because the breakdancing animations are all super short and immediately cut to the next one too fast
>>730715129Uma like her, Cafe, and Oguri wear those black stocking.
>>730715158Just Tazuna thing, you can dress Aoi in a schoolgirl outfit if you want to
>>730715225>suzuka>bloomers>still fully covered legsmuh
>>730715225Kek, that's cursed. Thank you anon.
>>730715197They're Ult and the shorter version are the one that cut the ult animation time by half or shorter, especially in replays unless you change the option to have the full animation on at all times.
Transcend's eyes are too far apart
>>730714996Some like horse racing, Some like high school girl
>>730715452It gives her a lazy look
>>730711727don't look at fuji's
>>730708817Can't wait till MANT comes out so all the uma posters get giga filtered and this board has one less gacha cancer to worry about
>>730714415Does her ult have speed carryover on this CM too?
>>730716040I'm unironically excited for MANT though. Unity Cup is starting to get stale
