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What the FUCK is this bitch's problem?
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Behave yourselves
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I cannot believe this
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>another 404
Yup yup, he's mad.
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Bully evil women
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>>730708817
She's scared
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>>730708914
Of what?
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>>730708876
Can we keep him seething for a full year?
Can we keep him seething for another 4 years since we still have lots of content to go through?
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>>730708876
He's not even trying to hide it, 7 months of seething now
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we had a good run
see you guys in two years
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>>730708895
Bullyshin...
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why does this slut never show up on speed even at MLB
how the actual fuck do you get A+ ranks every cunt i know can get A+/S no problem with shit decks and here i am with 6 MLBs that the guides say to use and best i can get is 11k, 12k if it's a sprinter
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hmm I wonder who could be behind this?
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Do you think this is an elaborate PR gambit from Teioposters to slowly replenish their PR? Falseflag as falseflagging posters of other umas so that when they get sniffed out they can assume their Teio mantle and shout "Look how bad they are! Aren't we the better for pointing this out? We were never THIS bad!" all according to plan? Think about that one
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>>730709052
What if Teiofags are in cahoots with the jannies?
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>>730709052
It's just a janitor who is really bad at covering his tracks
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He always has his melties during Tuesdays/Wednesday.
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>>730709052
>Teioposters out of nowhere
ARE THE TEIOPOSTERS IN THE ROOM WITH US NOW, ANON?
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i dont care
i just want tamamo tummy
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>>730709129
>He doesn't know about the Symboli Connection
Pull back anon, before it's too late
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>>730709052
If I was a janny, I would delete every post that doesn't have Teio attached to it!
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>>730708974
you weren't here for the purges?
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>>730708817
>Hey Riko! I heard that the entire faculty and the student body all banded together to overthrow you! Oh and your umas stop listening to you and your old wound from the past started reappearing again! But hey, being a director is what you always wanted, right?
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>chud
>midget
>small penis
FINALLY A RELATABLE ANIME CHARACTER!
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>>730709324
She is so capable, she was probably standing with a shit-eating grin around Riko while everything fell apart
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>>730709310
There were...no purges...big chrono said so...
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Reminder that Fine Motion is the 4chan uma.
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>>730709450
...but enough about 4chan Shakur.
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>>730709481
Enough about her, indeed.
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Important reminder

https://youtube.com/shorts/L4eU1pM4Bzo?si=VIOsKgnmcz4E6Vi-
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If trolling and derailing his porn bait thread makes him this mad, I think it's something we should keep in mind
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>>730709549
Doto is so cute, I think I will continue living.
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>>730709570
It makes him mad enough to delete our legit threads though. Just ignore them.
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>>730709570
why were people even posting in that shit thread? should have left it to die
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>>730709653
It was kind of worth it to watch him sperg.
He legit sounded like an Indian.
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You guys are adorable for thinking ai means we're getting Christmas back and not just an intern feeding it through ai and then ctrl+f replacing Christmas with holidays.
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>>730709837
troonlators getting fired is better than the text saying Christmas anyway
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>>730709129
>>730709290
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>>730709929
rice HERO i kneel......
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So can we continue the discussions from the 400 post thread?
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Good morning fags
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>>730710056
How's your arima kinen CM practice going JP bro?
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>>730709450
>can't breed
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>hopefull'd a borrow oguri run
Shit.
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>>730710082
Not looking good since I'm kinda too busy lately to fully commit into training for CMs. At worst I'll try to train a decent Orfevre for group B.
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>>730710101
Would be funny if Fine Motion had an in-game mechanic that prevents her from being a parent
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>>730710056
Bro you missed a minipurge
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>>730710381
>a minipurge
So tuesday as usual.
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I... I like Vodka.
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>>730710402
Teio Tuesdays are truly the worst
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>this was a really sexy mare according to 2000's men
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>>730710649
yes it was
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https://umamusume.jp/news/detail?id=3007
AI update
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>>730708817
She is a janny and she is doing it for free
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How do umaverse portray umas in movies?
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>>730710649
Gyururun!
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>>730710684
it's over
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>>730710649
It's criminal that there's so little vodka art
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Made an S turf pasa with groundwork and shrewd step for sprints to test it, and yes, it seems to work. Just borrow smart falcon instead of making pace groundwork parents
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Fuck off, retard.
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>>730710684
Not clicking the link, but I hope they replace the localizers with AI.
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>>730710684
Using AI to translate the AI update!

Here is the translation of the game update announcement.

I have formatted this to look like a standard English patch note release for clarity.

Update Notice [Published 1/13 11:00]
An update was released on 1/13 at 11:00. Note: A mandatory update is scheduled for approximately 1/16 at 11:00.

Details of the update are as follows:

Update Contents

Added Full Screen / Windowed display switching for Vertical Screen Mode in the DMM GAMES and Steam versions.

Note: You can change the display mode after switching to Vertical Screen Mode via [Menu] > [Options] > [Basic Settings] under Screen Settings.

Issues Fixed

Fixed minor bugs.

We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused our players.

Important Notes

It may take some time for the update information to reflect in the store.

You may be unable to perform the update due to accumulated cached data on your device. If you are unable to update, please turn off your device, wait 1 to 2 minutes, restart the device, and then try updating from the store again.

Key Takeaways
Status: The update is live now.

Mandatory Update: If players do not update manually now, they will be forced to do so on January 16th around 11:00.

New Feature: PC players (DMM/Steam) can now toggle Full Screen while playing in Vertical Mode.

Would you like me to extract just the specific menu path instructions for the PC version?
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>this mare was so sexy makween literally shatted and came when he saw her
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>>730709310
She looks like she's got tasty armpits...
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>>730710835
They call me The Architect
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These posts sure are organic
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Yeah this thread is cooked
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>reddit OP
>fucking chatGPT gens
youch!
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>>730711079
>reddit OP
?
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>2_09_52 PM
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>>730711165
lmao
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>>730711165
>utc+7
not a good look for sloppers...
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>>730711165
So this nigga is what...in Australia?
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>>730711264
SEA as if it wasn't obvious enough
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>>730711264
nywell...
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>>730711243
>>730711317
LMAOOO, AIfags are such subhumans
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>SeaBAnigger
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>>730711317
>>730711305
Huh peak SEAmonk' hours is no joke. No wonder these threads always take a dip around this hour
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>>730710757
>Its just I Love Lisa but with an uma
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So who is the REAL cinderella?
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>>730711370
Gotta thank the retard for self-reporting, poor Yurofags
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>>730711379
>Lisa
Lucy*
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>>730711148
>thoughts-on-the-unity-cup-scenario-story-v0-huyhe5q1otzf1
reddit watermark on the OP filename for https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1oqsese/thoughts_on_the_unity_cup_scenario_story/
99% of the times when a thread is made like this, it's a troll one
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>>730711317
Just follow the smell of pagpag.
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Its a little bit embarrassing how uma musume of all things has given me the willpower to start running and watching my health,I just want to succeed along with my trainees. How can I train them with a frail body?
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>>730711403
All of the uma. Main theme is that every uma has a dream of making it big and be the best. They all have a backstory and a reason to run. It just so happen that Oguri is in the center of all this and destroy most of those uma's dream.
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>parents can be two mares or two stallions and not one mare and one stallion
Uma Wokesume
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>>730711432
More than likely he just saved the first image on Google. This doesn't read like a troll OP.
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>>730708950
Yes, remember there's a mod who absolutely hounded FFXIV threads for over a decade and only really 'stopped' because threads are in sharp declined due to the pet shitposters who fucked the threads into the dirt for him
This is probably the same mod since the frothing, seething obsessive behavior on display is a perfect fit so he probably will keep it up for as long as we keep openly (and rightfully) defying him, unless another game pops up that annoys him more.
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>>730711432
That's true, the frogfag was just posting images straight pulled from reddit. When pressed about it he said something along the lines of "that's what you deserve"

Interesting that this was made immediately following a deletion as well. Maybe it's time to take a break
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>>730711432
OP probably downloaded something quick because the last 2 threads got nuked and Riko doesn't have many images
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>>730710757
>It's just the movie 1917 but with a human and an uma
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>>730710667
HACKdonna lost to HUGEka
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>>730711484
It doesn't matter where you get your information. You'd be surprised how many people start getting more fit after watching something like a sports anime. It sounds silly but it can really inspire people to take better care of themselves
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>>730711550
>It doesn't matter where you get your information.
meant to say **inspiration kek
it does matter where you get your information! it should all be from /v/ma ;)
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>>730711484
Well, I restarted my knee rehab because of this game and after watching a bunch of horse races. Hopefully I can run or bike again someday
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>>730711550
>bono inspired me to get bigger and fatter
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>>730710757
A couple of umas have going to the movies as an event, theyre just like regular actresses.
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>>730711603
I need a buono, I'm staaarvin ovah here
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>>730709052
>If I were a Teiofag. I'd want to engulf the whole thread in teioposting. And I'd have a third of its images and four-fifths of its posts. But I wouldn't be happy until I'd seize the first place in the race - eclipse first, the rest nowhere.
>So I'd set about however necessary to take over the threads. I'd subvert the clubs first. I'd begin with a clubchat of whispers. With 20% Wit bonus, I would whisper to you as I whispered to /v/ooner's danchou "Flatline as you please."
>To the newfags, I would whisper that PR is a myth. I would convince them that it's the uma creates the PR. Instead of the other way around. I would confide that what's low quality is good and what's good is bait.
>And the old, I would teach to pray after me, 'Our Danchou, which art in /vg/...'. And then I'd get organized, I'd educate posters in how to make lurid coomposts exciting, so that anything else would appear dull and uninteresting. I'd threaten the threads with dirtier posts and vice versa, I'd peddle gaslights to whom I could, I'd crash the PR and stocks of umas of distinction. I'd tranquilise the rest with bans.
>If I were a Teiofag I'd soon have shitposters at war with themselves, anons at war with themselves and clubs at war with themselves. Until each in it's turn was consumed. And with promises of higher PR, I'd have fanatical waifufags fanning the falseflags.
>If I were a Teiofag, I would slander those who have strived and praise those who stalled. Until I had killed the incentive of effortposting. What will you bet I could get whole threads to promote shitposting as the way to have fun. I would caution against extremes, in CM discussion, in drawing, in opening lobbies. I would convince newfags that teioposting is the most fun you can have, what you see on /v/ is the way to be. And thus, I could ERPpost in public and i could lure you into /trash/ for which there is no cure.
>In other words, if I were a Teiofag, I'd just keep right on doing what he's doing.
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I was looking at a couple of future epithets for fun and some conditions seem straight up impossible for a normal CM ace.
>Ikuno Dictus's requires you to participate in at least 30 graded races and get 1200 guts
>Nishino flower's needs parents without any G1 wins
>Nakayama Festa's requires you to succeed a training that has a failure rate of at least 30% AND never fail a training once in the run
What the fuck man
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>>730711727
Double practice perfect
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>>730711727
>>Ikuno Dictus's requires you to participate in at least 30 graded races and get 1200 guts
MANT
>>Nishino flower's needs parents without any G1 wins
that sounds retarded, but easily achievable as a meme
>>Nakayama Festa's requires you to succeed a training that has a failure rate of at least 30% AND never fail a training once in the run
That's actually badass. Her entire gimmick is to be a gambler, so the game is encouraging you to take risks. Also if you play it smart, it's really pretty easy to get through a whole career without failing training. Just gotta gamble on the 30% once, not too hard.
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>>730711484
I think it's great that you found the motivation to start running and actually go through that process. I wish it would inspire me like that as well, instead I'm now addicted to grinding aces/parents
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>>730711484
same, i listen to the songs while jogging
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>>730711648
Could teiobros be the enemy?
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>>730711727
Nakayama Festa is so fucking cool holy fucking ludokino
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>>730711727
Is there a list with the conditions for the titles?
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>>730711846
>Uma is inspiring everyone to get into shape
>all it does for me is make me wanna take a nap
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>>730711534
>Childhood friend red string romantic undertones between Albert and uma Joey
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>>730711941
https://gametora.com/umamusume/nicknames

Just make sure to switch it to the JP version, and switch it to "character specific"
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Wasn't there a google doc that was filled with trivia and irl horse lore?
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>>730712081
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ucoR1eN1TSMSiXS-GPgTU_wOeJUUbHy0o5xFBFIQYG8/edit?tab=t.0
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>>730709030
>that the guides say to use
There's your problem. You will never be a first rate anything if all you do is blindly follow guides.
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>>730709030
What kind of deck are you using? And who are you trying to build.
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>>730712110
Thanks dude
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>>730712110
Winning Ticket trivia never fails to make me smile.
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>>730711978
So there's straight up no way to guarantee the title right?
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>>730712314
Don't train wit and you'll get rushed more often
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>>730712108
I see this posted elsewhere and it's always followed by pagpag SEAmonkey speak. I don't get it.
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>>730712193
>was trying to quickly look up which stats the Unity scenario spark gave
>reddit thread from two months ago pops up
>everyone is saying that training parents in URA is worse than training in Unity because Unity gives you more skills
>entire thread is in agreement on this for some reason
Do you think they still feel that way? Are they right?
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>>730712379
We are pretty much ahead of everyone else and it wouldn't surprise me if many normalfags and youtubers came here to steal our info
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>>730712379
>spending 15 more minutes going through shitty menu animations just to get a 1* guts spark
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>>730712379
Redditards are stupid.
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>borrow run
>bring mayano for head on
>her event chain never started
Not cool
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I am john cygames, i came to tell (You) the future, MANT is canceled, 3 more months of unity until GL please understandu.
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>>730712379
They were wrong. You do parent runs in Unity so you can build an Ignited Spirit PWR legacy, not because of more (other) white skills.
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>>730712525
Id be okay with that, I generally like unity.
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>>730712528
This toreina been training wit
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>>730712379
cool you have a million skill hints from spirit balls
too bad you're building a long parent and half of them are "wrong distance corners" or fucking fov skills
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>>730712645
The other problem with chasing after skill hints from cards in Unity is the Unity training symbol obscures the hint symbol so there's no way to even tell if they're offering hints
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It looks so wrong.
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>>730712110
Forever mad they removed Grass and Spe being childhood friends
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>>730712702
Wtf I like rudolf now?
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>>730712702
She looks like more of a hag than the hag that outfit belongs to.
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>>730712702
HAGDOLF
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>>730712702
Only Maru can pull this look off
back in your military garb, POOdolf
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>>730712369
What's to get they like the wackiness
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>>730712702
now make spechud sluttier
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>>730712702
You keep reposting shit from Twitter
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>>730712457
>it wouldn't surprise me if many normalfags and youtubers came here to steal our info
>all youtubers saying that runaway is only useful as a blocker
>danchou comes out with his suzuka build
>suddenly every youtuber changes their opinion
it's pretty obvious some of them or atleast a few of their orbiters lurk these threads
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>>730712702
>Make Rudolf bigger and sluttier
>Still not sexo
How the fuck is this possible?
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>>730712832
If a @VFfag ever joins a room I'm sounding the alarm, I bet a lot of minions lurk here to repost our info in their gay asd Discords and get some crumbs of attention from their e-celeb
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>>730712824
>You
Who is "you", this is the first time I repost anything from Twitter. Who doesn't wanna see rudolf in a bikini.
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>>730712832
All it takes is one dude belonging to one umatuber nigger discord server to grab something from here and repost it there
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>>730712937
didn't that fag got dumpstered by /uma/ once?
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>>730712937
I've seen one or two @VF whales here in practice rooms, they all job anyway.
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It would be wise to join my sprinter team NEKO
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aaaaaa
i finally got a 8*stam long ryan parent, but i cant get goldship to hit the stats+spurt+long S
im never gonna get an ace
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>>730713009
>>I've seen one or two @VF whales here in practice rooms, they all job anyway.
This makes me irrationally angry.
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>>730713001
You're thinking of witGOD seriru, a guy from /uma/ beat him during a random graded skirmish. Pretty sure a guy here beat vivloscuck once during SEAhours.
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>>730713001
Idk, qrd?
>>730713009
Fucking niggers, I will definitely try to gaslight them into bricking their accounts
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>>730713036
I will Calzone
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>>730713072
You know what you need to do
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>>730712937
>If a @VFfag ever joins a room I'm sounding the alarm
Stray whales join all the time, some had @VF on their username, i didn't really know what it meant until recently
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Somebody asked for something like this last thread so I tried to make it but it is a bit janky. Also wow, that camping Taiki outfit is wild.
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should we put /v/ in our names?
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>>730713186
I'm not changing my name, I already have /v/ on my profile.
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Thank whoever post that link in the last thread.
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>>730713181
That's surprisingly more arousing than funny. Wew lad.
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>>730713181
KEK DAHBYED
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>>730713181
>>730713215
KEK how are people making these?
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>>730713181
That's a good one
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https://youtu.be/K0_AzHThKF4
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Sprint Daiwa seems like a decent gamble build for Capricorn, same sprint affinity as Pasa, but she can run front by default. Not sure if you want to run as front.
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>>730713181
They look doto tier.
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>>730713036
I love the silly sprinters
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>>730713181
They somehow look even bigger on the alt, thanks for the breast envy content
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>>730713236
https://github.com/katboi01/UmaViewer
Remember to switch the setting to global
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>>730713181
KEK ZASED
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>>730713259
I'm sorry but Daiwa's PR is ruined beyond repair. Most trainers wont be caught dead running her...
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>>730713279
Are you able to switch out outfits and animations of everyone? Thats pretty cool
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>>730713334
All our Daiwa trainers are pretty based though. She's just hard to build.
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>>730713279
Definitely need to see Eishin's animation with her
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>>730713334
I will, no matter how many secondaries latch onto her she's still number 1
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>>730713279
Quick, put tazuna in a swimsuit.
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>>730713338
Whatever the outfit those uma could wear. They can do any animation from other uma.

>>730713358
This one?
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>>730713639
Yep, that's the one, perfect
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>>730712249
was doing halo
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Fat ningen
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>>730713793
So this is what happens when you max out friendship....
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>>730713793
It's only right that trainers find human women to spend their lives with, and not get involved with their trainees.
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>>730713334
Remember that Daiwafags are a separate species from Scarletbros
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>>730713769
Post the rest of your cards if you don't mind
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>>730713392
It wont allow me
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Do purple skills (passive debuffs) help trigger groundwork? Asking for a friend
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>>730714089
yes they count for groundwork
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>>730713993
>Won't allow you to see her in a swimsuit
>Conveniently no way to verify if she's hiding a tail or not
Curious....
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>>730714089
What the fuck are you cooking???
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>>730710117
me forgetting to switch to unity after a guts'd 9 power run like a tard is worse
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>>730713215
She is such a puppy with that animation. She is asking for a head pat.
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>>730713639
why is her neck so long
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My favorite horses are Smart Falcon and Transcend.
What does this say about me?
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>>730714217
You are Umerican.
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>>730714149
I believe if you check Tazuna's model in Blender you can see she has placeholder/invisible horse ears I remember seeing that at one point. Closest you're gonna get
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>>730714217
D*rt lover!
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>>730714089
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>>730714217
HOEEEHE
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Reminder that dirters let you do it with the backdoor
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>turf proc but no long
>no rainbows in summer 2 and the ura final stretch
Dammit.
Does she stand a chance at winning Sagittarius?
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>>730714415
Not without long S. Sorry anon.
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>>730714217
You platonically love your trainees and would never act inappropriately around them.
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>>730714370
But I don't want to do it in the backroom of my bro, I wamt to cuddle and kiss her, and have tender sex with her, in a platonic manner of course, would be weird otherwise
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>>730714527
>transcend
>wedding dress
>no results
explain
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>>730714687
You don't marry your bro cause that's GAY!
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Yeah, she would do this.
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>>730714758
True... True.
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>>730714687
Would be weird to marry your bro, wouldn't it?
Well that and wedding alts take time
What's her kit anyways?
>Front
>10% in speed, power and wit
>Mile medium distance
>Comes with Groundwork
Y'know, this doesn't seem bad at all
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>>730714785
Why does Transcend have a landmine in her dorm room?
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>>730714687
Did you check the menu and click on that option that hide most of the result?
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>>730714848
That's a roomba
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>>730714848
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>>730714864
What, the "display all side content"? truning it on doesnt make a difference.
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>>730714785
Eat little one.
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>>730714846
Potentials look great too, in fact, she gets a fucking Gold groundwork in there
Was Tran-chan considered meta in dirt? She sure sounds like that
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>>730714947
Cursed image
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It's funny that an anime girl racing simulator (that pretend to be horses) gacha exists. I wonder what's the audience for this kind of thing like - typical waifufags and closeted furries?
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>>730714958
She's decent but her alt is better
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>>730714906
kek
>>730714894
that makes sense, i was wondering why acute was dropping cum tissues to a landmine.
on a related note, why does acute have hooves?
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>>730714848
hey, wonder acute is a nice old lady
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>>730714947
STALLIONS WOULD NEVER
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>>730715006
Those are just simplified feet, as for what she's doing, artists original caption says "Eat a little" or something along those lines
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>>730714995
>>730715076
Whats wrong? They're mares after all :^).
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>>730714947
Nice. Do you mind posting Suzuka wearing bloomers?
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>>730714276
Do the ningen share the same model skeletons as uma or is that a Tazuna thing?
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>>730714947
Fuku sexo
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>>730714947
If you try out Seiun Sky's animations she has a bunch of breakdancing ones. I'm sure those would look hilarious on Suzuka or Super Creek. I also noticed it freezes up for some reason if you play with it enough, I think it's because the breakdancing animations are all super short and immediately cut to the next one too fast
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>>730715129
Uma like her, Cafe, and Oguri wear those black stocking.
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>>730715158
Just Tazuna thing, you can dress Aoi in a schoolgirl outfit if you want to
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>>730715225
>suzuka
>bloomers
>still fully covered legs
muh
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>>730715225
Kek, that's cursed. Thank you anon.
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>>730715197
They're Ult and the shorter version are the one that cut the ult animation time by half or shorter, especially in replays unless you change the option to have the full animation on at all times.
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Transcend's eyes are too far apart
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>>730714996
Some like horse racing, Some like high school girl
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>>730715452
It gives her a lazy look
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>>730711727
don't look at fuji's
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>>730708817
Can't wait till MANT comes out so all the uma posters get giga filtered and this board has one less gacha cancer to worry about
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>>730714415
Does her ult have speed carryover on this CM too?
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>>730716040
I'm unironically excited for MANT though. Unity Cup is starting to get stale
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Will we have MANT before the dirt CM?
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>>730716485
Anon, MANT starts in TWO days
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oh no
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>>730714334
In the context of Nipponese, is HOOEHH just a nonsense noise to sound cute or does it actually mean anything?
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Do i slap a recovery on her or is that overkill?
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>>730716737
it's "ouen", she's just shouting it like a jackass
as in support or cheering
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>>730716040
For someone who hates umamusume, you sure do know a lot
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>>730710772
She can be cool
when she doesn't speak
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>>730716967
fag
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>>730716898
Get a white recovery maybe.
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>>730716967
My only problem with her is that sometimes she does the loud noise before a race and my ears bleed
You know the.one, heard its worse in a title screen
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>>730713993
Tazuna got no booty!
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>>730713279
They even have little agemasen. This is amazing
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Decent Golshi with Shiraoki-sama's help she might even see a plat.
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>>730717459
Would have been nicer with less stam and more power, but it still looks good.
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Stop being a lazy slob for a bit yesterday and made some plots. Pic related is how much top speed you get from your speed/guts stats, in absolute terms.
As you can see the guts contribution is fairly low, but it's still at least a green skill's worth for gutsmaxx builds. And guts also benefits you in duels, which is not shown here.
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With how much people are dooming and grinding I thought CM was like in 2 days but registration is still a week away. I'm back to my doodling mines then
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>>730717750
Nakayama 2500m has a hidden speed boost associated with guts, so it's more significant than normal
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And here are the chances to get exactly (or at least) three skill activations, depending on your wit. Mostly relevant for Xoguri. Do note that Savvy or running style aptitudes do not affect witchecks for skills.
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>>730717805
Please misinform me on this.
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>>730717686
Yeah i got unlucky training wise all my runs without Long S/Spurt had better stats.
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>>730716651
Wait actually?
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>>730717838
Very slight speed bonus for every 300 guts
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>>730717750
>>730717826
I use the formulae found in the global reference doc for these, in case anyone is wondering.

>>730717805
This doesn't take into account any of the hidden stat checks, so yes if Nakayama has a guts bonus then it would be slightly better.
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>>730717750
Doesn't the value per unit of speed actually halve after 1200? There should be more of a plateau at the end.
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>>730718484
I'm using pic related for this graph, which does not have any special modifiers for stats above 1200. Maybe this changes when the actual speed cap increases, for now you can only go higher with greens.
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>>730718484
That only matters for the main stats. Bonuses from other sources like green skills, mood, or career bonus didn't get halved.
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>>730717056
NNNGHAAAA
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thoughts on the allegations of the sunday racing team looking like the VILLAIN squad
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>>730717804
The dooming and grinding will continue until thread morale improves.
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>>730717056
oh, the "HIYAAAAAA" where she sounds like a mosquito? makes me smile a bit, actually
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Is this gucchi?
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>ace run
>nothing ever procs during inspiration
>parent run
>here's your double S bro
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doto rape
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>>730719062
>late
who's gonna tell him?
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>>730719062
Would be better with Dober's unique otherwise decent. Consider building an End Closer one they are far more reliable this CM.
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>>730719062
It's great but not perfect. If you could add Dober's inherit and upgrade Slick to OYL it would be the perfect late surger.
Side note, Inside Scoop is harder to activate for lates and ends as they're usually overtaking in the outer lanes.
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>>730719097
I would feel too bad about raping someone so negative and with such low self esteem. She would never ever get over it and it would ruin her life.
Can't we have soft, tender, loving yet intense consensual sex in a safely padded room with no dangerous items nearby?
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>>730719210
OYL is bad on Long tracks until the next anni patch. It's not that big of a loss not having it.
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>>730719273
prrrrr
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>>730719273
Doto is still gonna fumble it somehow if she gets close to your dictus, lets not even talk about risks of a blowjob
Its best to just cuddle her until she calms down
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>>730719080
>ace run
>Oh here's that 3* stam spark you wanted to go with your 2* power 2* turf parent you gave a shot because you were out of borrows
>parent run
>ANOTHER 20 TRILLION 1*s TO TORAINA-SAN
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>>730719160
I know. Am running a debbie downers meme team.
>>730719207
>>730719210
No dober.
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>>730719367
>Don't worry Torena, that 2* turf will got marvelously with 1* Wit
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>>730719440
Do not say her name in vain
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>>730719426
>debbie downers meme team
Manhattan Cafe's SSR with Stamina Siphon is the next card that comes out
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>Look at some future careers
>Pic related
Okay, what's the catch, there must be some sort of a catch there other than missing out on skill points, you can spend literally half the career just training
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>>730719282
Yes, it's a gambling skill, and it's worse here than in shorter tracks, but if it goes off at the right time in 1/5 races then that's still worth it.

>>730719426
>No dober.
You could have entered the Ryan mines and then borrowed a Dober. I don't blame you for not doing that though. Your team looks soulful, good luck out there.
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>>730716690
I like it when artists draw Biwa as a Cousin Itt type creature, its quite funny
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>>730719554
The catch is you get fucked in the hot springs scenario where careers that finish early can't get the most out of the training bonuses. Otherwise it should be fine.
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I still don't even know how I should attempt to build Cafe, I don't have enough End sparks and the Long lottery would be even shittier
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>>730719554
The truth is skill point is the most important stats right now since you can max stats easily.
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>>730709929
It's a lose-lose desu
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>>730709030
She does show up on speed for me, but only at the start of the career
At the end when everyone has blue balls and speed is at level 5 she's always gone
I feel like I actually got trolled rolling for her MLB



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