>mmmph! *slaps own ass* ugh..
Why wouldn't you become a warlock if you can just summon hot women to make fuck to?
>>730709752You need to sacrifice your cock and balls to become one.
>>730709752Many are doing this.
>>730709752GOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNING SAAR
>>730709752The quest for said bitch is annoying
Who thought having them spam this over and over again as an idle animation was a good idea? You can't afk in Stormwind to do chores without hearing this fifteen hundred times in the other room.
>>730709752Based on this animation i watched of a dude trying to summon a succubus, but ends up summoning a demon girl with a dick who throat fucks him to literal death, theres probably inherent risks with the whole summoning game in general
>>730709680I miss this kinda shit
>>730709680>warlocks can use their pact to fuck their own succubus for as long as they want.>if she happens to die, it just costs a soul shard to summon her again.>mages can only polymorph an unwilling host into a sheep to fuck for 50 seconds max.>if the sheep so much as feels hurt, it'll turn back into it's original form.
>>730709680I've had a woman do this IRL when she caught me checking her out in her bikini.Everything that feminists call unrealistic and misogynist is just a feminine behavior turned up a notch or two. Sometimes it's not even turned up.
>>730709879>hit mute
>>730709680>>mmmph! *slaps own ass* ugh..Is there audio of this actually happening?
Succubus wife.
>>730709752I can't argue with that, I guess. I WOULD like some making fuck.
>>730709982>Everything that desperate men and ugly women call unrealistic and misogynist is just a feminine behavior turned up a notch or twoYou don't say.
>>730709752Succubi in WoW are exactly like Cenobites from Hellraiser.They don't just induce extreme pleasure in their victims. They also deal in extreme pain.They might milk your dick for all it's worth until you have burn marks from their handjob and your balls implode, yes.They might also just infuse your blood with fel and keep you alive while your eyes corrode out of their sockets and your nerves are basically replaced with corrupt versions that can only feel pain. A lot of pain.What will likely happen if you "Submit" to them is they'll start out with pleasure. They'll make you cum so much that you start to hate it.You'll beg for an end because they keep forcing you to orgasm to the point that you're right at the edge of death and then they bring you back.Once you've begged to stop hard enough, they'll switch to pain torture.
>>730709680>orgasms as she diesWhy?
>>730710095Why not? It was good enough for Carradine
>>730709752BERSERKER
>>730710054This is all just speculation, we don't actually know if anyone in the World of Warcraft has sex or genitalia.
>>730710054You are a fucking warlock, shit you summon are under your control not just doing their own thing.
Back when Warcraft whole design document was just : Whatever a 14 years old think is badass or sexyThankfully things improved since then
>>730710170I miss those days...
>>730710165A good Warlock yes.You're a terrible Warlock if you accept sex from a succubus.It's going to be very hard to focus on their "Shackles" keeping them under control while they milk your dick.
>>730710143You are a legend, I might have worded it wrong. Shit's old.
>hunter>class built around going out and taming beasts to be your companions>pets were shit for nearly the entirety of vanilla and are still mid outside of BM spec>warlock>guy built to be a spellcaster and gets pets as an afterthought>they are to this day the most versatile and powerful companion creatures in the gamewhat did they mean by this
>>730710156Vampires in WoW are made when a Succubus falls in love with a human. (Actual love. Not just Succubus fuckery)Their kiss, with the right emotion behind it, turns the human vampiric.Also there are brothels and prostitutes.
>>730709954Simple times
>>730709954Why is heroes of the storm allowed to be lewd but not the other blizzard games?
>>730710274There are no vampires, brothels or prostitutes in the World of Warcraft.
>>730710339I don't think it's allowed to do anything these days
>>730710363Moonguard
>>730710258>something something pets playing the game for you bad
slaver class with tame humanoid ability when
>>730710363well not anymore there aren'tdunno how much Silvermoon got butchered but that one had pleasure dens, also Black Templeand the San'layn or whatever were basically vampires
>>730710339They are, actually. Overwatch is lewd as fuck and WoW finally got out of that weird phase where they were replacing women with fruit. You can get bikini tops and remade OG slutmog stuff, it's nice.
>>730710363Queen Lana'thel may be dead but she was still a gay vampire
>>730710494>I'm just making shit upWe know.
>>730710597fruitbros they are erasing us..
>>730710669*juicing
>>730710625she was gay, Lana'thel Cooper?
>>730710637what, you think Illidan threw birthday parties in there?
>>730709954The hell is this supposed to be, a female Dreadlord?
>>730710707succubus skin for Kerrigan in HOTS
>>730710363https://warcraft.wiki.gg/wiki/Gender_and_sexuality#Prostitution
>>730710703Is that why Akuma betrayed him? Because he wasn't invited to the orgy?
>>730710765>source: gay tauren sex lore books from nu-WoWGot it.
>>730710143I kneel
>>730709680>*makes 13yo you coom*
>>730709954give me dreadlord jaina or give me death
>>730709752Because i could become a Paladin and have my patron goddess give me a pure virgin waifu that will heal me after battle.
>>730711210Paladins don't have patron deities in World of Warcraft.
>>730711260They didn't in the old days, but now they worship sentient crystals.
>>730710363>>730710984I thought this was a joke post, but you're just being weird. Literally all of those things are in WoW.
>>730711260Oh i am not familliar with WoW and since there was no name anywhere in the OP i thought it was a generic fantasy thread.
>>730711210"Heal"
>>730711125unfathomably based
>>730711260well KINDAit's all just different interpretations of "THE LIGHT" iirc
>>730711690didn't the blood elves just steal their paladin powers from a dying naaru
>>730710165t. Wilfred Fizzlebang?
>>730709680based
>>730711738That's what the Blood Knights in TBC did at least, yes. Not a huge lore nerd but I think after that they started either pulling energy from he Sunwell or the general "LIGHT" like Alliance paladins.Then there's Draenei who might do the same more or less, Tauren who praise the sun, Trolls and their loa gods I think, and whatever nonsense they came up with.bottom line might be it's all the same power source anyway
>>730709752why do you think there are so many gnome warlocks?
>>730711690All "Light" magic is just willpower. Paladins are basically Green Lanterns.Humans do have a religion based around it because they're fucking retarded, and the Draenei worship beings created with Light (Narru) but pretty much every other race in WoW understands that belief and will are what power someone's ability to channel the light.
>>730711887because retards think 5% BASE int means anything
sexiest demon bitches in wow
>>730710765>Deathwing animated a corpse of his former rape victim so he could rape her some moreholy based
>>730711930>paladins are basically jedi but with glowing shitit's too early for blackpills like that
>>730711851Goblin paladins who worship money when
>>730711762Master summoner!
>>730709917I don't believe you. I've never seen any actual evidence of it being dangerous.
>>730712007>if evil, why hot
>>730711930It’s dumber than that. The Light is a fundamental force of nature like gravity or time. It’s a retarded combination of D&D alignment and the force from Disney’s Star Wars.
>>730712007they became warlock PC's personal onaholes in legion
>>730712090I was really trying to remember if that was a thing lmao>literally glorifying the shining splendor of gold>AND GETTING POWERS FROM IT
If Light and Void are two forces at constant war or whatever, what exactly is the Twisting Nether?
>>730712098there's at least one movie or something where a dude gets cowgirl'd by one and she starts shoving her tail up his ass
>>730709680the last time i was on my lock she slapped her ass so many times in a row other people even noticed
>>730712141
>>730709752In my head in order to be a warlock you have to have an incredibly strong will and to be old and or decrepit. All of those things lead to you not want to making fuck or being unable to.
>>730712141warlock is basically a harem anime protagonist
if ""demons"" are just races the burning legion conquered, couldn't I use the same methods to summon and enslave any native race to azeroth as well?
>>730712259I think you can still make fuck but it's like being a pimp: you gotta show those hoes who's boss
>>730712330Fel magic is what allows Warlocks to summon demons that way.You could do it to a Manari since they are Fel infused, but no other race is going to have enough Fel in them to control.Much easier to use Void to mind control them instead.
>>730712330dunno if it ever got addressed but it would be cool if fel acted like some form of conduit that allowed you to do just that
>>730712330Most demons are creatures native to the nether. The eredar might be the only exception.
>>730709917Was it this one?https://rule34video.com/video/3271739/against-his-mentor-s-wishes-an-apprentice-warlock-attempts-to-summon/
>>730712186It's hell before the retcon
>>730712389what about if they're a warlock or demon hunter then? they use fel
>>730712472That’s shota.
>>730712469does WoW even have any female dreadlords
>>730712536both of those would be trained/dedicated to resisting/controlling that power, I guessas to why demons wouldn't simply train themselves to be unsummonable: I think that would go again their own nature, like refusing themselves or something>>730712609I think Shadowlands added some and they basically look like the male ones?maybe I'm thinking of WC3 Reforged additions, though
>>730712436what makes the nether so special that I couldnt just adapt the techniques for creatures from other realms? how has no warlock tried messing with the math to do any of this. attune to summoning things that resonate with the light, instead of fel, for example
>>730712027I knew Deathwing is my nigga. A hero in my book, just like Epstein
>>730712694that sounds like something NuWoW would do at one pointold wow was a lot more simplealso would that even be a warlock anymore?
>>730712767it'd be an even more evil warlock, really. demons almost WANT to be summoned.
>>730712817well azeroth is a lot more fun than whatever dump they come from
>>730711851If you stuck around Sunwell Plateau after killing Kil'jaeden then you get a scene where Aldor Paladins teleport in with A'dal who purifies the Sunwell.
>>730712609Yes.
>>730713183wrong pic?
>>730713183I want to be milked by her strong hands~
>>730709954>Chipped hoovesMaybe try taking care of yourself!?
>>730713183Aren't Dreadlords just male Eredar? What the fug am I looking at here.
>>730713350Dreadlords are a type of demon they have nothing to do with Eredar or Manari
>>730713314that just reminds me of that comic strip with the blacksmith giving the chick an orgasm by nailing her horseshoes
why would I need to summon semen demons when gnome and goblin girls already exist
>>730713408Dreadlords are death beings created by Zovaal, they merely pretended to be demons.
>>730710170Thankfully sis
>>730711076Literally me.
>>730712007
>alliance quest has you travel to the main, most populated pvp horde zone for her questBlizzard never played favorites with factions, btw.
>>730713525Realistically a hoofed humanoid would either find horseshoes extremely painful (human-level nerve endings in the hooves) or completely benign (like horses).
>>730714034>Realistically a hoofed humanoid
>>730712330Can a demon hunter be bound?
>>730713603I had forgotten that retarded retcon, thanks anon
>>730709752>to make fuck toI verbally laughed out loud unironically
>>730714543https://youtu.be/7gFoHkkCaRE?t=63I paraphrased it, my bad. It's been a while.
>>730712330Yes, however to truly "fel infuse" something would beget massive warping of their original template, which will in all likelihood kill anyone unprepared to such exposure. So it becomes essentially easier to kill or subjugate via old fashioned violence than to demonify something and hope it survives the process. Fel-infusion would be a process reserved for extremely specific subjects, or accepting 90%+ losses as a planet-wide edict once a world has fallen. Which is also why canonically most Demon Hunters don't make it, and most warlocks either lose their sanity, their body, or both. Most warlocks step into the profession knowing their agency is time limited, and that given enough exposure, demons will have them rather than the other way around - the Legion is just playing a long game with them.
>>730714261Most likely yes actually, most Demon hunters actually hold a demonic soul that they have defeated and devoured (And that they can unleash in battle, becoming a threat to friend and foe alike, which is why they're naturally reclusive). Their own soul and body become more demonlike the more powerful they become. This makes them uniquely susceptible to warlocks who know their profession; but on the flipside, they're also specifically trained to kill fel users and be resistant to fel to an extent.
>>730709752In vanilla WoW, Warlocks were kill on sight in Alliance and Horde territory, hated as much as necromancers Remember, the world had just finished repelling a demon invasion right after an undead one
>>730709954>>730709680https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y8b123E3D0
>>730714828then why did thrall let warlocks operate in orgrimmar?
>>730714828>>730714901More true for the alliance than the horde. The alliance has a quest where you can become complicit in murdering a stormwind noble because they found out about the slaughtered lamb den. (And you get extra rewards if you're a warlock). Thrall just wanted to be inclusive to a few warlocks who promised they'd be good boys and gave them their basement.
>>730714901Gameplay and story segregation.
>>730714839She's pretty spongebob
>>730714731It would be funny if when they use metamorphosis that a warlock could control them if they wanted
>>730714993In addition, Forsaken openly practice warlockry, and trolls to an extent do too, so it wouldn't feasable to enforce a horde-wide ban on them, but they're obviously only allowed to operate in the shadows and be generally reviled by the average horde member.
>>730710279i really like this image. Can i save it?
>>730714901If Thrall lets warlocks operate within Orgrimmar, then he can keep tabs on what they're doing and force warlocks to kill the other warlocks who aren't within Orgrimmar's domain. They're going to exist one way or another, might as well try to limit as many random covens as possible.
>>730710170yeah, now it's what 40 year old white queer women think is badass.
>>730710363There is a vrykul vampire in Stormheim
>read up years ago how necro was also supposed to be a class in original wow>we can still see a few stuff that warlocks inherited from it before it was cutin theory i should enjoy how warlock plays/feels but damn i find demon/fire/felfire turbo gayyeah i know uh dk is a thing but i wanted a caster class
I've recently discovered that changing your succubus' color in the barber's also changes her name.This implies that a warlock can have a maximum of 3 different succubi under his command(but only one incubus)
>>730712694>>730712767Kanrethad Ebonlocke became a demon for some time iirc
>>730709878The Succubus quest is NOTHING compared to the absolute insanity and redundancy that is getting the unique mount for the warlock which STILL COSTS MONEY, A LOT OF IT.The only advantage with the warlock was that you get an actual free 60% speed mount when you reach lvl 40 without any bullshit quest to boot, but if you want the unique 100% mount jesus christ ... I'd rather pay 2000 gold for the unique 100% mount which imo looks shittier than the 60% one because there's less flames on it , than pay 600 gold AND HAVE TO DO THAT GOD-WRETCHED QUEST OF IT.
Is WoW starting to heal?
>>730714901Orc warlocks were a big part of the OG HordeMakes sense that Thrall would tolerate them, especially if you consider he might've wanted to unite orckind.
>>730712330Yes, but in game examples are mostly elves>Vanilla satyr>TBC felblood elves>legion felborn
>>730717803You can get the help of another lock who already did it to skip a lot of the cash sink.
>>730709752MOTHER FUCKING BENCHOD I MAKE FUCK TO YOU
>>730712007Funfact. They are reworked female draenei models. They changed femdraenei to a smaller polycount version for performance.
>>730717834>checks the new story bits in midnightKek, no. It's getting worse.
>>730710143Did he just say "making fuck?"
>>730710597>overwatch lewd afLmao
