Being a gamer in Australia is suffering
>can't even ping chinese serversFunny.
>>730711704you're living in a penal colonywhat did you expect?
>>730711704>48ms to AustraliaAre you from Perth or something?
>>730711704150ms won't kill you, just play with japs.
I'm jealous of Europeans who get to play with so many different nationalities.
>>730711704wait where are the EU servers?
>>730712009Fine, here's a (You)
>>730712009>5 varieties of slavs
>>730711704well deserved
>>730712009Blyat suka green what the fuck you are doing fuck (screams in zegro for the rest of the match and TKs)
>>730711704It can be kind of a blessing, if you play something that is semi-popular you can without having to deal with non-whites and ESL's.
>>730714408Bro you have to deal with mystery meat and poor stupid Australians
>>730714408*can play games withoutsorry didn't proofread before posting
>>730712009Usually you can't tell because people are polite enough to speak in english. Guess what nationality doesn't do that?
>>730711704>no EU serverWhat game is this?
how the fuck is Dubai 109ms from Australia? am I schizing out and thinking Dubai is somewhere else than it is?
How does india have such a shitty ping?
>>730714474Germans and French, fucking faggots shit every single MMO ever, even games with separate language channels they will ALWAYS infest English channel and spam their shit. Another mention CZCZ retards but there so little of them that you can ignore them.
>>730714474worst players of all time to play with in csgo were Russians and then Turksthey were always either cheating or extremely obnoxiously raging over the most minor shit like they've been playing the game for 12 hours straight and building up that anger over the entire time, which they probably had been
>Play any FPS/TPS >Chinese RMT cheaters flooding OCE/AU/NZ/ servers because they're always the lowest playercountWho the fuck decided high ping lockouts were a bad idea in the gaming industry?Up until like 2014 or so, cheating beyond that one idiot teenager in 200 players was basically unheard of in OCE. Now it's fucking insane just how easy it is to find a cheater just by queueing in that server group.
>>730714645what game/games are you playing? Most popular games you never need to deal with chinks in my experience.
>>730714434couldn'thandlethebants.
>>730714496The undersea cables that route us through SG to the rest of asia (and some US servers) are notoriously awful and whatever route data is taking to dubai is probably newer and has a lot less traffic.
>>730711704Think about it, you can play CS with a 100% English speaking team.
>>730714645we used to get Chinese players flying around the map with mg42 insta headshotting everyone in Hell Let Loosethankfully the Aussie servers were mostly clan servers so mods could ban them.
>>730714809>australians>english speakingthey speak straya
>no EU optiondodged a bullet
>>730714747Marvel rivals and overwatch were subject to it happening in AU servers, entirely focused on account boosting to a rating before selling it off.Tarkov, ABI, Arc raiders all suffer from the exact problem I described to different degrees. Arc is unplayably bad right now, you can't play on agressive or friendly servers without having at least one aimbotter every game. About half of them are paid carries and the other half are a variety of account/item sellers and "just for fun with my dumbfuck rust clan" types
>>730714926>rustliterally every clan has some cunt walling
>>730715018IIRC the chinkoids created the environment for that culture to exist by having "cheat cafes" and clans with a "big brother" servicer around that era, public servers for small regions (again, like AU/NZ) were unplayable in H1z1 and every game like it in the early survival/BR fps craze.You can easily understand why some people would rather have a designated cheater than lose a base that took a team a week to build within a matter of 10 minutes. Not saying it makes it right, though.
>>730711704Been like this for decades
Hmm today I will play:>Co-op game. 0 players in the region so its a 200+ ping or beg one of your povvo cunt friends to buy it so you can have 2/4 lobby>Dead multiplayer game where the only server is a seppo or yuropoor server, 280 ping+>Brand new flavour of the month game which has a steady population for 3 months before the server queues get long, see aboveI fucking hate this country I would move to the US or UK in a heartbeat for good vidya games
>>730715440you can always play stuff that doesn't need low ping. I've found a lot of RTS and PVE games are fine with 200+ ping.
>>730715490Yes but>to play a game you have to be up from like 3am to 9am or 11pm+ to play with burgers or yuros
>>730715534not a problem if you are a neet, you can play with burgers in the morning and euros in the evenings.
The recent heatwave has not been too kind to my PC bros...
>This thread
>>730716138Which posts were unpatriotic
>>730711951we have obsolete copper cables everywhere because our government is run by retarded greedy boomers
>>730716230thankfully the helpful meth-heads are getting rid of them.
>>730715352dAMN comfy now im gonna go kms im so old
>>730711704There's probably more australians on my wow server than the actual ozz server
>>730716324Based>>730716230We're all getting upgraded to FTTP, my shitty neighbourhood in southwest Sydney got the upgrade we were owed a decade ago in 2025.
>have to buy even AAA games on day 1 to even have a shot of playing them because oce servers will be dead within a year
>>730716549I stopped playing multiplayer games, just wasn't worth it any more
>>730712009>join "EU" server> french french french french french french muhallabic umwahallah allah snackbar french frenchYeah real nice.
Not as bad as oceania servers but being in the midwest sucks ass when you only have east coast or west coast to pick fromit's a fucking guessing game every time to which one is less laggy
>>730711704God's punishment for being A*stralian.
>>730716571I bought Street Fighter 6 and that shit was dead in like 3 months. Seems like the only games we can play here are fucking CS and WoW. I've mostly stopped as well now.
>>730716692AU CS is actually quite tolerable honestly. I feel like its all tired oldfags at this point
>>730716749feels like everyone who plays cs nowadays is mentally ill and very anti-social, years ago i used to make lots of friends playing cs and met lots of cool people. Now everyone who plays is insufferable and miserable on australian servers.
>>730717073I've had pretty recent experience, idk maybe I was just lucky or our rating brackets/time of day/trust score/whatever are just different
>>730716749Yeah, CS is fine. I don't hear any ragers or whatever. The occasional kid sometimes.
>>730711704works for me
>>730717237>Good enough ping to play SEA dotaBut...should you...?
>>730717297even if I don't play there, they still come here and play.+ the jeet foreign students.
>>730711951If he was in Perth his ping to South East Asia would be 70ms or 180ms depending on how retarded the routing is today.
>>730711951i'd guess rural victoria, maybe SA, or even possibly tazzie.basically his connection for Syd server is going to Sydney (as its located there...), and his SEA server ping is going through Sydney not any other undersea cable, so he has to be somewhere that doesn't have its own routing cable that would be lower.
What do non-capital city fags do for work and for fun
>>730717651wtf do you even do in canberra?tiny ass city with nothing going on
>>730717678I went bouldering once, its next to the capital brewery which was nice I guess.
>>730717712I should go boulderingAlways found the height from rock climbing unsettling, bouldering seems like it would be solve that.probably a bad hobby to even develop if I dislike heights.
>>730716749arrow server my beloved...
>>730712009yeah i love when my teammates don't speak any english
>>730716608>Join EU server>"Cyka blyat idi nahui">other cyrillic I don't understand
>>730711704>chile has its own regionwow i feel special
>>730711704This is due to terrible routing by telstra and Australia in general, there are paid services where they have select routes for lower ping.
>>730717918What game does a Chilean play
>>730716549sleep tight pigger
>wake up>its 1000.1 degrees outside>there are massive spiders the size of humans eating your grass outside and murdering your dogs>there are aborignee niggers raping your neighbors>the local emus have invaded and just fucked your wife and cut off your internetJust another day in the Outback
>>730717945Any game that whites do, but NEVER on their own servers with their countrymen.
>>730716230>>730716535imagine if you lived in a fuckin strata or somethingi want to obliviate the old boomers around me its like 200 bucks to get gig internet and they all are just air BNBing their fucking properties for like 300+ a night MULTIPLE visiting families per week, nigga i FUCKING LIVE HERE YOU GET THE FUCKING PRICE IN 1 NIGHT WHAT ARE YOU DOINGALSO WE HAVE SOME SCHIZO CHICK THATS THE HEAD OF THE STRATA WHO LEAVES NOTES ON PEOPLES CARS REMINDING THEM "3 HOUR PARKING" ISN'T OVERNIGHT PARKING'BITCHRETARDYOU STUPID FUCKING RETARDED BITCH, NONE OF US EXPECT IT TO BE 3 HOUR PARKINGTHERES 3 PARKING SPOTS WHO THE FUCKWHAT THE FUCK270 dollars for gig fiber upgrade is a steal and i cant get it done
>>730712009Yeah I love when my teammates speak pig language and go 0-12 after drinking their hourly fifth of vodka But it’s still not as bad as wetbacks or Muslims LOL
>>730718221Rent somewhere else bro, you seem a little peeved about it.
>>730714761>>730714496the middle east cable directly to australia doesn't show up on every map so it might be new, I dunno
>>730711704Feelgood to be a EUchad and being able to play with retarded krauts, finnish, Italians and english pakis at the same time
>>730716608>>730718262Nobody speaks muslim on Euro servers why are you lying
I'm tech illiterate, is it even possible to lower ping?
>>730711704AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI
>>730719071Two weeks until the Australia Day long weekend...
>>730712009Iranians>Turks>Israelis>Russians>Ukrainians>Swedes
>>730719025Easy, download more packets. More packets = less ping.
>>730718221Just murder the boomers bro, you'll be fixing the economy
>>730717945some of these i havent tried yet, too busy console gaming>>730718146b-but i only do it because latam servers are always dead...
