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sex with my wife

>>730719079
>say nonsense to a random NPC
>get a nonsense reply back

>>730719079
>Rise in the afternoon
>Eat breakfast lunch
>Go to market
>Browse produce stall
>Pace
>Browse fish stall
>Pace
>Browse meat stall
>Pace
>Browse fur stall
>Pace
>Browse miscellaneous goods stall
>Pace
>Player characters approaches me
>Utter single line "Nigger."
>New dialogue can't be spoken for another 24 hours in game
>Repeat stall browsing until night fall
>Have dinner a local tavern
>Return to market and continue browsing the now empty stalls
>Repeat browsing until the hour before sunrise
>Retire to home
>Sleep until afternoon
>Repeat schedule

"ugh .. I saw a mudcrab earlier ... horrible creatures"
"I dont know you and I dont care to know you"

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>>730719215
>karen haircut

>>730719079
>Go to temple of Dibella
>Have orgy with slut priestesses
>Sleep while cuddling slut priestesses
>Repeat

>>730719079
>wake up in the afternoon in a tavern
>go to the darkest corner of the mainhall of the tavern to eat
>dialogue is just "what?" or "hm?"
>make my 3 ingame hours journey out of town towards a nearby forest
>chop some wood for 30 ingame minutes
>go back to town for another 3 ingame hours
>spend the evening sitting outside the tavern ogling local women
>go back to bed after midnight

>>730719215
she'd be too busy coc-ing herself into the nearest bandit cave

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>>730719079
>Work job as a Whiterun merchant
>Go home to cooked meal prepared by Khajiit wife
>Cuddle/bang Khajiit wife
>Repeat

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>wake up
>protect the good citizens of the empire
>sleep
>wake up
>protect the good citizens of the empire
>repeat

Nothing else matters

>>730720896
Karens are hot, you know nothing you crossdressing lil bunny

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>>730719079
>be me
>out on patrol on the gold road
>see smoke coming from kvatch
>run up with fellow guards to check it out
>see another imperial helping a group of survivors in the chapel
>ask him how we can help
>he tells me to follow him
>we fight a bunch of monsters together
>we die saving the survivors of kvatch
i did what i had to.

>>730723798
Imperial guards might be the most based NPC types in the entire history of vidya