>insanely overpowered in cutscenes>is the most useless squadmate in combatWhy?
>>730722539>most useless squadmateThat would be Jacob
except for vanguards, biotics are kinda ass in mass effect imoI feel like gameplay wise the only powerful biotic in the games is that one spectre boss fight in the lair of the shadow broker dlc
>>730722539>YAS KWEEN SLAY>actually she's very vulnerable and sensitive>BUT IS A MEGA BITCH HELL YEAH>you should comfort herBasic woman writing.
>>730722539I did multiple insanity playthroughs but never dared to do an adept one
>>730724079>Not wanting to fix broken womenYou should check your T levels.
>>730724725(You) fix her wrong.
What game
>>730724079That personality is the fake wall she built around herself because really she's weak and scared. Ever notice how almost every "strong woman" in Mass Effect is only strong because of unnatural powers? Ashley is the only exception.
>>730724995UNC Effect 2
>>730725039A shame Ashley is so fucking terrible it's worth taking literally anyone else over her. She's literally just a shock value character who is conventionally attractive.
>>730722539>top tier facial structure >made herself ugly with all these tattoos and buzzcutWhat a waste, she'd mog the shit out lf Miranda in another timeline
I cannot let Jack thread die like this.
Jacks are important.
>>730722539Because it's Soldier Effect 2, not Biotic Effect 1.
>>730727825Jack is second only to Miri, but she is #1 to me.
>>730727891Exceedingly underrated and underused character.
>>730722539Bionics are mostly terrible in 2. The only good one is Vanguard's charging star.
>>730727982Gaming itself is poorer without her.
>>730728037To think that the closest substitute to Jack we've had since, is Judy Alvarez is a cruel joke.
>>730728157What happened to our great female characters? What happened to gaming?
>>73072829515 years of straight up trash.
>>730727709...maybe AI isn't that bad
>>730728386It has its perks and uses.
>>730728456Look at this face, look at this head.I just want to hold her in my hands.
>>730728556I don't know what kind of person sees this and has an issue because>no hair
>>730728646I mean, she's not perfect like Miranda, but she is perfect to me.
>>730728702Also, all the interactions between Jack and Miri are gold.
>>730728702>perfect like MirandaBUCKTEETH
>>730724786Just inject it, works like a charm
>>730728775Maybe buck teeth are perfection. Did you ever consider that?
>>730728702>>730728646Having a shaved head is fixable (and she does in fact fix it), being a genderbent version of your dad never goes away, sorry Miranda.
>>730728879Jack and Miri for lyfe
>>730728930>>Having a shaved head is fixableThat would imply there's something wrong with it to begin with.There isn't.>being a genderbent version of your dad never goes awayThat's like saying you're a genderbent version of your mother. It's not how that works.
>>730728930Miranda fixes that by getting blacked, which is how women tend to go about those things. Does that count?
>>730728775
>>730729045Unfortunately for mr. Marketer that started this thread, the data will not be very good because of me.
>>730729045It's pretty much how that works since specifically DNA from her father (and no one else) was used to replicate Miranda.
>>730729082>tranny comic>jealous of Mirandachecks out
>>730728879Buck teeth = Generically superior biting ability
>>730729128>still has no idea how it works>makes the same mistake as before>repeats it with the confidence of being correctNot my problem
>>730729238If that makes you feel any better, ride into sunset with it, my dude.
>>730729238Man, ME2 was so good, bros. Look at her walk, hear her talk. You'll never experience it again, bros. All we can hope for is recanned ME in buggier, uglier, pajeetier remasters.
>>730729340How can we make ME great again, anons?Octogenarian Liara won't make it.
>>730728702I get that she's got tattoos all over her body. She's a tough girl, yadda yadda.But why are her tattoos so shit? It's just blocky clumps of vague patterns. Is this what's popular in the future?
>>730729420Can you imagine Bioware making a 600 year time skip in the Milky Way just to be at Andromeda's timeline? Might as well make a new franchise.
>>730729570>It's just blocky clumps of vague patterns.For starters, 360 era HDD, RAM and VRAM limitations. It was slightly better on PC, but not by much. There are explanations about her visible tattoos in the art book.>>730729574You can't even have Quarians in their suits.
>>730729694N7 program deprecated some 550 years ago.
>>730729758Syd Mead aesthetic and retro-futurism all gone from the franchise.
>>730729829All you're left is the established races designs. But that's not a video game.
>>730729940And you have no character to fall back on, besides Liara.
>>730730017So you have to rely on the studio that gave you Peebee and Liam to come up with interesting new characters.Let alone Taash and Harding.
>>730730114And it all hinges on Mary DeMarle not being a Montreal leftist nutjob.
>>730730171>but muh Due Sex>but muh CapeshitTwo failures. Thanks for pointing it out.
>>730730265Not to mention, when GotG came out, we hadn't reached the peak of leftist meltdowns that we are seeing today.
>>730723870Funnily enough, this is only true in ME2.
>>730730358Like, be real with me. You think Mary DeMarle's mental state do you think has improved or deteriorated since Trump got re-elected?
>>730730437What levels of Canuckery do you guys think we are in for?
>>730730543What percentage chance is there of not botching it?
>>730730704Meanwhile, if the game takes place shortly after ME3 with Shepard and the squad returning
>>730730762Even if the writing is shit, you get
>>730730839>a cast of characters you already know and like
>>730730898>sex scenes that, if they are not fade to black, have characters you can actually fap to
>>730730960Forgot picture.
>>730731027I earned that punch.
>>730731087Where was I? Ah, yes.
>>730731162>Possibility to see Jack's tattoos from the waist down>very important
>>730731258>updated textures and models for the trilogy characters
I haven't played mass effect 3 since the demo for it on the 360 turned me off hard, I even got the anniversary collection and 100% 1 and 2 and still haven't started 3.
>>730731326>A better Yvonne face for Miranda>possibly
>>730731367I had a stroke during the Citadel coup in ME3.It was that bad.I wouldn't wish it upon anyone.>>730731402>renewed interest by the 3D community
>>730731515>more lewds in the long run
>>730731595So even if it's shit, 99.99999% chance, there are plenty of positives to look forward to.
>>730731697Which aren't true under any other condition.
>>730731771What do you niggas think? Am I right?
>want to anger-fuck the dykeWhat's the name for this?
>>730731832btw, I wasn't exaggerating about the stroke. I couldn't figure out how to hold the mouse, or operate the keyboard after it. I couldn't use a PC for 3 days. This isn't a joke. that was real.
>>730731926good taste?healthy masculinity?
>>730732021of course, you need to do the safe, tender loving first to unlock the angry fucking perk
>>730732165unfortunately, the angry fucking may go either way
>>730732248hopefully she liked the taking more than the giving
>>730732361considering her conditioning, it's probably true
>>730732436Anyone else here?
>>730732514Not like I'm gonna stop posting if no one else is here, but would be nice.
>>730732620What would you niggas like to discuss?
>>730732681Doesn't have to be about Jack, I'm just gonna keep posting what I have, and you can post anything you want.
>>730732768Like, what do Quariniggers think about Quarians out of bodysuits?
>>730732898Like, I don't think they will have the same appeal to people.
>>730732898Quarian women should allowed to be only seen out of their suits only by their husband
>>730732967Which, I think, will be a really big issue.
If a character has wildly different personality in their lore than what they actually act like in the story which do you send to sillytavern when making a chatbot to fuck? I don't want 400 tokens of intelligent nihilism if the character is a grumpy tsundere that's secretly a quirky hacker
>>730733015Yeah, but they're not gonna be wearing the suits in the future. They will have no cultural or functional reason to.
>>730733107I know what sillytavern is, but I don't understand what the question is.
>>730733129Point still stands
>>730733220Jackfag no! Think of the advertisers!
>>730733249I understand, but Bioware won't do that. Like, the point of ME3's ending and the end of the Geth/Quarian conflict, is that Quarians will grow out of their suits and stop wearing them.>>730733329It's gonna be OK, I think. She is dressed.
>>730733220Like if the codex or background info or journals of the character is basically nothing like what you actually see in-game and cutscenes.
>>730733390I mean, if they're gonna try to get accustomed to living outside of their suits, they're not gonna remove the intricate filtering system every time they also remove their helmets. They'll be removing the helmets, then putting them back on. And when the conditioning is over, they will keep the suits for space travel only. Logically.
>>730733390The reason why they had to wear suits is because their biology couldn't handle anything outside their native planet. That would still be true 600 years later. Bigger question is how the hell they haven't been able to permanently with the level of technology the galaxy is at. Even if they're incapable, then you'd think another species would've found a way just to make a profit. It's not like with the Volus, where you're dealing with the issue of a physical law of nature
>>730733469I mean, the games should give you a good description of their personalities, just by talking to these people.Like, Miranda likely has expensive tastes, likes alcohol that has a bit of a punch, but not too much. Likes complex tastes to her drinks, has a penchant for fine seafood, probably enjoys opera and classic music, but isn't below shaking it to pop beats. Probably has a keen fashion sense as well. Initially cold, but very warm to people that earn her trust with their competence. While a control freak, prefers it when someone else capably does the grunt work, allowing her to handle the details instead. Stuff like that.
>>730733754>>The reason why they had to wear suits is because their biology couldn't handle anything outside their native planet. That would still be true 600 years later.Probably not. I'd give them, hmmm 78 years. That's right, 78 years. Less than that, if the Geth help regulate their exposure according to personalized immune system reactions.
>>730733964She'd probably try to hog that dick, if they were in a threesome
>>730734149Jack comes off as the kind of person that would make an Olympic sport out of competitive fucking, just so she can upshow the Cheerleader.
>>730734267She'd get mad about losing, because of inferior stamina.
>>730734407And other deficiencies due to lack of genetic engineering.
>>730734486But you know she'd make up for a lot of those shortcomings with hard work and skill.
When I was a boy I was a Talifag. As a man I have come to understand that Jack is the best choice.
>>730734607Also because she was probably raped by Cerberus guards and scientists as a kid, or Batarian slave traders when she escaped Pragia, or other Purgatory inmates, so she must have grown accustomed to it, but that's besides the point.
All Shepards are built for BBC (big blue cock)
>>730734725We're here to talk about the good moments of Jack's life. That include less rape than normal.
>>730734815Only the retarded femshep ones.
>>730734653Sorry you came in just at the moment of the rape talk. Not intentional.
>>730735007Fuck, I heard that in Courtenay Taylor's voice.
>>730735084Not what I said, what was in the gif.
>>730735143At least it wasn't Milly Stern's voice.
>>730735205Not like I have an issue with Milly's voice.
>>730734070Why haven't they already fixed the problem through regulated exposure
>>730735270Probably because they weren't allowed to settle on a planet, by the Council.You probably need a planet. Preferably with an atmosphere, that you can expose yourself to.
>>730735258It would probably mean I watched those Blue Star episodes a few times too many.
>>730724725Wanting to “fix” psychotic bitches is literally woman-tier “I know he LOVES me” behaviour. It’s the literal definition of being low T and is typically exhibited by the softest of soft bitch-boys who would be battered housewives if you gave them a sex change. They are not even mid T, they are so low they lose the right to be called men. They aren’t even males but genetic mistakes.
>>730735546Just if anyone is curious, no, nothing came out of this box art. Weird that they used Jack of all people, though. This was near or around the time of Andromeda, if I recall.
>>730722539>tattoo'sget this shit game out of my face
>>730735613Not that anon, but I don't think Jack needs fixing. She is perfect the way she is. Maybe if she wakes up at night and tries to kill whoever is next to her, though. That might be an issue. Usually the meds fix that. Probably a good rough fucking till she cums herself to sleep, too.
Who would you cast in the live action adaptation?
>>730735763There's a mod that removes Jack's tattoos. Makes her unfuckable. Weird.
>>730735827Difficult choice. Obviously, you can just paint the tattoos on.
>Pissed off punk terrorist girl>is only romanceable if you're a male>admits in dialogue she only ever dyked out because her abusive boyfriends enjoyed ittranscendently based character and absolutely no chance we ever get a character like this that isn't an abrasive obnoxious muff diver ever again.
>>730735827Anyone other than Keira Knightley is the wrong answer.
>>730735915She'd likely have to be short, and with a round face.
>>730735856there are two types of women
>>730735827Lena Headey using her portrayal of MaMa from the Dredd movie as the inspiration
>>730735446They're wearing suits even on their own ships. They could start off there
>>730735943You're thinking of her in Domino. Not a bad choice. Maybe 20 years ago.
>>730722539I didn't use her because she's ugly
>>730736132Yeah, they lost their immune system because of filters fucking up and killing a bunch of them. Which is why they are always in their suits. Which is how they lost their immune system to begin with. I mean, they could just die. That's an option.
>>730736160Ruby Rose would have been a good fit before she became even more skin and bones.
>>730736324Not even Candice is a good option.
>>730736245We're talking about exposure therapy. They don't need a planet to at least begin the process
>>730724649it's nuffin if you have the overpowered DLC smg
>>730736384Candice Neil, her face model. Allegedly.
>>730736440They can also die in the process. If doing it on the ship wasn't an issue, they wouldn't have lost their immune systems to begin with.
>>730736465There's a lot of stuff I can't post.
>>730736553The same is true on a planet. In fact it would probably be easier to do it on a ship, which is a much more controlled environment
>>730736630Is there some type of famous punk girl making the rounds? I don't think we have one anymore.
>>730736703If it's not an issue on a ship, then why did they lose their immune systems to begin with?
>>730736786I think I have a webm of that, somewhere.I guess I have other webms.
>>730736630
>>730736728She needs to have the voice, too, right?
>>730736970I am honestly stumped. I can't think of who could play live action Jack.
>>730736802>If it's not an issue on a shipIt is. My question was why they haven't found a way to fix it yet. You suggested exposure therapy, and that they would need a planet to do it optimally. I then suggested that they could at least start off exposure therapy on their own ships, since even there they require suits
>>730735613Calm down faggot. Some of us like turning annoying turbo cunts into sweetheart cock warmers. We enjoy the challenge. Just because you lack game and CAN'T LEAD doesn't mean we all have that issue.
>>730737117Slightly off season.
>>730737117Very OOC for Miri
What are the actual best team mates to use in each respective game in terms of gameplay? Granted the games aren't that hard even on Insanity I find, but it is something I wonder.
>>730737174Like I said earlier, because ship filters, as Tali tells us, shit their pants all the time, and then you end up with a bunch of dead Quarians.
>>730737215I don't think it's meant to be taken to heart, anon.
>>730737332So they're incompetent. I guess you're right that they would need the Geth, then
>>730737439There we go.
>>730737419It triggers my autism
>voice Jack>>730737515Understandable, anon. I appreciate your autism.
>>730722539>Worst game in the trilogy >Has the best girlsWhat did the devs mean by this?
>>730737607Also the voice of>Damsel>Juhani>Scarlet Lake (Alpha Protocol)>Wonder Woman>Ada Wong (RE6)And many more.
>>730722539Jack is the millennial waifu version of Invisigal from Dispatch.
>>730737692That it's actually the best game in the trilogy.
>>730737717I don't think I'll ever touch that game.Not interested.
>>730737854
>>730737973If Bioware came out and said Jack and Miri are back in full squad capacity, with Shepard as the protagonist, I would legit get excited about Mass Effect again.
>>730729829They ruined jacks look in 3
>>730738067>but what if it's shit?What do you mean "if"? Of course it'll be shit.
>>730738079Agreed. There's nothing like that little bald head of hers.
>>730738067The company that made Andromeda and Veilguard is capable of making you excited?
>>730738226I would do things I'm not proud of to it.
>>730738273See >>730738160
>>730735827Mads Mikkelsen with prosthetic boobs
>>730738297No, not that. I'm not a Saudi prince.
>>730738396I thought that was the Rock.
>>730737117Hackers era Jolie.
>>730738620Not a bad call, all things considered.
>>730738723/v/ is not a Jack board.It will never be a Jack board.And that's OK.
>>730738874Because I will always be a ...
>>730725039Not at all. Liara has her biotics, sure, but they’re unremarkable in-universe and her main strengths are perseverance and information gathering. Tali is literally just an engineer. Miranda is a competent biotics user, but again her main skills lie elsewhere. Samantha has no powers at all and she’s just a comm officer. Samara is very strong biotically, but she’s also a trained monk and nearly a thousand years old, so she has a shitton of experience.Jack is the only “strong woman” in the main cast who genuinely has nothing but magic powers going for her.
>>730738940Do what you can, /v/. It's alright if the thread dies.I'm spent.
>>730723870Biotics are stupidly OP in ME1
>>730725096>shock value characterIn what way?
jack would be perfect if she had miranda's proportions
>>730740056There's porn for that.
Any porn actress giving ME3 Jack vibe?
>>730741409yes, the one that got beaten by her UFC boyfriend.
>>730741586Funny that, they got her a Christy Mac haircut on a model.
>>730722539how does this game hold up anonies?Never played 2 but I did enjoy andromeda's combat when it first launched. If the combat is fun I can give it a go
>>730741409I'd personally go for Leigh Raven, but that's more ME2 vibe. Maybe Bonnie Rotten, although that's more Judy Alvarez. Try Rizzo Ford.
>>730741586>>730741769Damn this is taking me back, I remember using her as a substitute when I was horny teen after finishing ME3 Grissom academy mission lol.
>>730741586>>730741769>>730742156That video of her crying in court while giving her testimony made me fucking diamonds. Don't know why.
>>730722704>JacobGravity is a mean mother
>doing my first LE trilogy playthrough >was thinking of romancing Tali >now thinking about switching to Jack instead because of this threadI remember romancing her years ago and while It was my favorite ME2 I was left frustrated because of her her little screentime and how we couldn't even fuck her in ME3 despite her sexo design
>>730743274because you want to do the same thing to her obviously
>>730722539Batarians onahole
