LOL!
>>730723283Do people actually do this?
>>730723306No, but out of touch social media managers think they do.
>>730723283anyone go +10 EXP! when they beat up a homeless guy?!
I shout -10 disease when I thrust in to a prostitute
>>730723283Anyone else yelling SKIP CUTSCENE when they have to listen to their bitch wife?
>>730723283these corposlop accounts gotta be run by ai right
>>730723508No, I just yell FALCON PAUNCH and skip it by force
>>730723283
I mostly yell I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL THE NEXT CORPO THAT CENSORS FINAL FANTASY
>>730723283DAE yell FUCK NIGGERS when they feel their gamer energy overloading??
>>730723283makes more money than Nintendo, Sony, or Xbox btw
do yall yell out CUNNY CUNNY UOHH CUNNY whenever you see an 8yo girl?
Don't have a cow, man.
I go DING DING DING whenever I spot black people
>>730723349nah, they're only worth 1 exp now
>>730723306I do
Hawk Tua man!
>>730723813Yeah
>>730723306I do but I shout the gamer word instead
>>730723813>>730724483...in minecraft right? RIGHT?
>>730723427Minus?
>>730723567that was a joke that twittertards didn't understand and it worked because it boosted engagement through the roof, how can zoomies not understand this?
>>730723283>focus m
is there a single company/corporate social media acocunt that wasn't 100% cringe when trying to be hip or whatever? i can't think of any.
>>730723306this is literally me when I'm gamer
>>730724663the incel disease
>>730723306>he doesn't shout +10 HEALTH when he finishes dinner
>>730725030The Veggietales Twitter account
>>730723306I do.
>>730723346>No, but out of touch social media managers think they do.If rather have an out of touch non gamer running shit like than the majority of CMs now who are gamers and hate their audience
>>730726446>CMs are gamersretarded take
>>730723508I yell QUIT WITHOUT SAVING whenever I start beating my wife up lol
>>730723349>>730724140They hyper-spawn now. Better to just stay on the road.
>>730724705I feel like a platform that promotes lying and deception should probably be shut down for the good of public mental health.
>>730726517They are
>>730723283When I have a really REALLY shitty day, I sometimes find myself saying "Red Warrior needs food badly" to the missus. She finds it funny.
>>730726686How do you actually solve this? So long as engagement is rewarded, ragebait is encouraged, and so lying and deception is promoted
>>730726686the same shit happens herethe best way to get a legitimate answer to a question is to reply to yourself with the dumbest and most incorrect shit imaginablenever underestimate the lengths people go to to call someone else wrong
>>730723306Fake gamer spottedWhat do you yell after finishing dinner then?
>>730723654Kek!
Do did Google back down from the "you won't any longer be allowed to sideload/install your own applications without an approved app store" this year? That was a really big deal like 4 months ago.
>>730723306Tendies, probably
>>730723283>Nearly 2 years
>>730728048The mouth movement for 3rd place gets me every time
>>730723283I yell NIGGER
>>730728615for me it's the 2nd place arm dance
>>73072804867!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>730723306Not game related but there was a guy in my high school 20 years that pronounced shit like LOL and such. I mean seriously would say “L O L” in conversation. I would not be surprised at all if there are retards like in the OP.
>>730728048Ah yes, Nintendo fans, known for their love of RPGs that use numerical health systems where “+10 health” would even be a thing.
>>730730339that's every Mario RPG you retard
>>730723654Do you have the edit that ends with just "We're!!!"
>>730728641that's not funny. You're not funny.
>>730723283If you're only getting 10 health from dinner you must be eating cheap slop like insta-ramen.
>>730732789yes it is fag
>>730734124Eating trash like that should be -10 HP
>>730726742you are delusional
>>730723283Sometimes I say “Fortnite” randomly outloud. I have never even played Fortnite.
>>730723306>>730723283When I was little I remember play fighting for the first time with my older brother on the bed. I had never done play fighting before. We had a chalkboard in our bedroom that was near the bed so I reached over and drew health bars on there and I assumed we were going to adjust it every time we lost a hit point. I didn't understand why he found this funny and then he explained to me that people in real life don't have hit points or health bars and that real health is more complicated than that.
>>730726686hm sounds like the government!
>>730726776i had a friend do this to me once like 2 yrs ago and it was pretty funny but only due to his timing and delivery>playing something over LAN at his place>he's visibly uncomfortable and then is kinda leaning hunched over his keyboard>ask if he has to shit or what>he looks at me with the most distressed openmouthed grimace he can muster up and groans "red warrior needs food badly"so he air fried some nuggies
>>730732789You are not a woman and your parents will bury you with your birth name on it.
>>730736568I really miss twisting arm and beating my brother
>>730723283Were these words actually written with full awareness?
Did they delete this out of shame?
Gamer marketing is so dumb and out of touchThe few times I've seen an ad lately it's on twitch and it will be something like Bounty paper towels or Old Spice doing something like:>Level up your cleanliness>+100 cleanup experience -100 germs>NEW HIGH SCORE
>>730723306>>730723283In the early 2000s, I heard a classmate recalling how he replied to the teacher in the middle of class that a classmate might be AFK (instead of absent), and immediately cringed right afterward
>>730723654
>>730723283... no?
>>730739218lul
>>730723306Sometimes when I'm hungry I tell my family jokingly "I have low HP" but never anything to the extent of OP
>>730723306They do shit that's just as stupid, like pretending to be stuck in a survival horror with fixed camera angles and clunky item picking up animations.
>>730723283JossWhedon and marvel/dc have been a net detriment to nerd “culture”
>>730726446>than the majority of CMs now who are gamers and hate their audience>majority of CMs who are gamers>CMs>gamersfucking kek, that's a good one
>flip the bird at my neighbour >DO NOT TURN OFF YOUR CONSOLE WHILE THIS SIGN IS VISIBLE
>>730723283FOLLOW
We really do be outee cuh
>>730723306My dinner is at least worth +50 health
>>730723306You don't scream +5 fitness when you finish a workout bro? My whole gym does it.
>>730723283I wonder how many indians follow this account and just beg for cards 24/7
>>730739218this one never fails to make me guffaw irl lmao
