"Up next we have.... Anon! For his presentation, he's going to tell us about his favorite video game. Take it away Anon!"
>>730742935my favorite game is called omutsu no onna, it's a fetish h game about pee pee and poo poo mostly girl poo poo but sometimes dick girl on male poo poo.
>>730743128Wow that's really cool. Uh oh anon random penis inspection time!
>>730742935Hey, I'm Anon and you are ALL FILTHY JIANS CULTER DEI SUPREMACY SMELLS LIKE WE HAVE A FILTHY LOOTER IN HERE GET OFF ME FED SCUM MY LEGS ARE OKAY MY LEGS ARE OKAY
>>730743128Fascinating. Tell us more!
>>730742935Why are you brown and why is that room so fucking bright?
>*turns in paper a day late so I only have to present to the teacher during her lunch break*
>>730742935Thank God I'm not a kid in the current year
MY FAVORITE GAME IS MARIO IT'S CALLED MARIO BECAUSE ... BECAUSE ... THE GOAL OF THE MAP IS TO REACH THE END ... THERE'S A ... THERE'S A POLE AT THE END YOU NEED TO REACH. THEN YOU GO TO THE NEXT MAP. ALSO I FORGOT TO MENTION THERE ARE ENEMIES. YOU PICK UP COINS BY JUMPING INTO THEM. THERE'S A FINAL BOSS BUT I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO HIS MAP YET. THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO MY REPORT.
hi! i like sonic! he is blue and goes fast. i think everyone should go fast. that is why i like sonic because he is blue and goes fast! my favorite game is sonic 2 because there are many levels where you go very fast like chemical plant zone and oil ocean. i like sonic 1 too but you don't go that fast in sonic 1. in sonic 1 there is only a couple levels where you go very fast like starlight zone.thank you
Here is an essay about Fortnite for your class:Fortnite is often seen as just a popular video game, but it offers many positive benefits when played responsibly. In addition to entertainment, Fortnite helps develop important skills such as teamwork, strategic thinking, creativity, and communication, which are useful in school and everyday life.One of Fortnite’s greatest strengths is teamwork. In modes like Duos and Squads, players must cooperate, communicate clearly, and make decisions together to succeed. These skills are similar to those needed for group projects and classroom activities, helping students learn how to work well with others.Fortnite also encourages strategic and critical thinking. Players must plan their actions, manage resources, and adapt quickly to changing situations. Since no two matches are the same, players constantly analyze problems and adjust their strategies, which can improve problem-solving skills.Creativity is another important benefit of Fortnite. The building system and Creative mode allow players to design structures, maps, and game modes. This encourages imagination and innovation, helping students think creatively and express ideas in new ways.Finally, Fortnite can be a positive way to socialize. It allows players to connect with friends, practice communication, and relax after school. When balanced with responsibilities, Fortnite can be both fun and beneficial.In conclusion, Fortnite is more than just a game. It promotes valuable skills that support learning and personal growth when played in moderation.
>>730743364I wish covid was the devastating plague everyone pretended it was.
>>730743514ayo teach! question! why does he go fast? does he need to catch the bus in time?*class laughs*
>>730743364That webm makes me want to do a hate crime
>>730742935my favorite game is shadow of memoriesthank you
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>>730742935God I wish AI existed when I was growing up. Learning how to waffle on about something nobody gives a shit about to hit an arbitrary word limit is the most useless skill I know
>>730743364>Gold Ship fanAlmost makes up for everything else.Almost.
>>730743598now scout, do you want detention for another year?
>>730742935>-and thats why monster girl quest is the most important story of our time. Any questions?
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>>730743638see me after class ;);););):*
>>730743364>NG Tank guy>masksWHAT YEAR IS THIS?!
>>730742935I never did presentations there were never enough to fail any of my classes by refusing to do them.Eventually my teachers correctly assumed i was mega retarded and just had me write a paper or something instead.
>reading is useless>writing is uselessWhat even is useful anymore?
>>730743651I mean we believe in freedom, if he wanted his son to not have freedom he should have stayed in his theocratic shit hole
>>730743929Woodshop
>>730743364I’m like 99% sure this was filmed in Canada despite having no additional context
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>>730743972Uhmm, IKEA exist you know?
I'm honestly glad I had my childhood before the age of widespread internet, because I would probably be forced to deal with the fact that my generation could be as stupid as zoomers are.
>>730744050>Somali flagThis one’s Minnesota, which is basically Canada
>>730742935>up, down, left, right, A, Start.>Final Zone>Beat Robotnic>Watch in silence as the credits play all the way to the end>"Any questions?">Wait 3.5 seconds>"Thanks" even if somebody asks a question>Pack up Mega Drive and Sonic cartridge into it's original box and sit down at my deskGuess the game.
>>730743981there's an american flag in the video
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>>730743981Get your eyes checked, lil zoomie
>>730742935Um...h-hi...im Anos...I-I mean Anon!...and..umm, mi favourite game is Wuthering Waves, because it has good graphics and really pretty characters (blush), t-thats all, thank you!!>Runs to his chair before someone notices his boner.
>>730744414No one's noticing that, LOL.
>>730742935I like persona because you can date hs girls and makes fun of gays and trannies
These are what we, true hardcore gamers, refer to as WAIFUS.I want everyone here to pick one and then im going to explain in detail why she is shit.
>>730744479Are you sure?.
>>730744635Because they are all Nintenslop except for Ann who is used goods and a literal prostitute
>>730744414see me after class too and we'll check out that little game of yours together.
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>>730744785Anon, please, no spoilers on my TedTalk
>>730742935if i was 12 today i'd really enjoy having a captive audience forced to listen to my rambling breakdown of the plot to cyberpunk
>>730742935In 4th grade literature teacher thought it would be a good idea to make us do small presentations about something we really like. I brought fallout 2 disc and she asked me beforehand what it was about. I started"will it's about a world where nuclear bombs fell..." "REEEE NO YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT REEEE" and so i was not allowed to present it. Maybe it was for the best.
>>730743364These kids will be surprised to find out masks don't protect from aids
So, theres this guy called The Emperor...
>>730743364This is the special ed class, right?
>>730743364...god forgive me.but...
During a computer class in high school, I did a presentation on DotA and enjoyed every moment of it.
>>730744710yeah lol
>>730745101No you wouldn't. You don't know how awful the smell is in that place
>>730744861>faggots>fast food>kike corporationsUnfortunately they nailed the assignment.
>>730745237Anon, it's a school, not a smash tournament convention.
>>730743814>>730744050Wouldn't catch this shit in a black school.
>>730746746>Wouldn't catch this shit in a black school.Yeah, but monkeypox isn't any better.
>>730745520You definitely weren't spending any time in modern schools recently. These kids reek
I once had to listen to 30 minutes of a girl going on and on and on about Spyro and everything that ever happened in the Spyro series because of shit like thissometimes I reminisce on stupid things I had my time wasted with in school and some courses I took and it makes me a little sad. I'll be ranting about how useless school P.E. is on my deathbed.
>>730742935Where did the phrase, "Take it away" originate from?
>>730746746AWWW SHIT MUH NIGGA FAWGAWT HIS POCKET LAWRYS AWWWWW SON YOU A DUMB MF NIGGA
>>730742935>that time me and my friend did a presentation on a futuristic vr set back in 2000 using some headset toyIt was fun af. We had detailed specs and everything.
>>730742935I would never do an essay like that for my class, unless I'm doing a career about it.Also, I won't do your essay, OP, don't be a lazy fuck
>>730742935My favorite videogame is Rollercoaster tycoon. I couldn't make the holocauster 3000, so instead I made an endless rollercoaster. Where the ride never ends. But then I had odd limitations, like there was no way I can have 6 million park goers have their turn in less than 3 days. It was quite odd to say the least...
>>730743814white pipo
I did this once in grade 1. Ocarina of Time was relatively new and I told everyone about one of the dungeons. After that I was terrified to do public speaking for decades. Not so bad any more though. Child me was fucking based.
>>730742935Today I'll be discussing a game that's very near and dear to my heart: The Maiden Rape Assault ~ Violent Semen Inferno
