Zoomer here, are these games actually good?
>>730749052You’ll like at least some of them. I doubt anyone has played all of them.
>uncs are actually malding when people finally realized their sloppa are trash
>>730749052none of those games are bad
>>730749052Go try them and figure it out for yourself. They're all either dirt cheap or free depending on where you look
>>730749052too lazy to tell you, play them and decide yourself
>>730749052No/thread
>>730749052Yes. Majority of those are some of the greatest video games of all time.Except the Zelda: LttP. That one sucks ass.
>>730749580>Majority of those are some of the greatest video games of all time.no one under 35 thinks that
>>730749580ALttP is one of the few classics that has actually aged like wine. Top 3 Zelda and probably the best game on the SNES
>>73074905236 y/o herehighly recommend;>Cave Story (it’s fucking free)>HL2>Hitman>Vampire Bloodlines>Max Payne>RE4 (I also liked the remaster)I did not play>ICO (looked slow af as a kid)>Metroid>Demon’s Souls>Bayonetta>Jagged AllianceI lived in a trailer in rural PA so I could only play rentals that were available at my shitty buster or buy a pc game when I actually had money - I’m also not a huge RTS fan unless I’m in the mood
>>730749731that is something really sad to say
>>730749774>hasn't played Demon's Soulsliterally the single greatest game of all time
I'm 28 and a zoomer. Are there zoomer uncs now?
>>730749052games you can skip:>SMB (play 2 instead)>SOTN >Red Alert 2>Half life 2>VMB>Hitman>Ico>Morrowind>Max Payne>Demons souls>BGII>Splinter Cell>Fallout>Tomb Raider>Jagged Alliance 2>Timesplittersthe rest are good/great
>>730749857yeah, I always wanted to but the time came and went, now I’d have to emu it or give PS money and I just can’t be arsedmy son’s 14 and he’s going through bloodborne again, maybe I’ll set it up for him when he’s done
>>730749863i was with a pretty busy social group of older zoomers and basically once they hit 30, they just diminish and go into the west back to valinorseriously every girl had their 30th birthday party, single, and it looked like they wanted to die, then they’d have a mid-life crisis and change states
>>730750029Your opinion is retarded and you should kill yourself
>>730750220Well luckily for me, I already have a (fat) GF and money. Sucks for other people
>>730750029>chooses some of the best games on the list>these are the ones you should skip
>>730750347enjoy anonand I feel you my wife’s a DDDDD
>>730749052There are a couple bad ones and a couple overrated/have serious problem ones, but overall yes, they're great.
>>730749580>the best zelda game is actually badterminal contrarianism has ruined you
>>730750275sorry unc. none of that shit be hitting in current year.
>>730749731I do
>>730749735Fuck no. It was utter shit already in the 1990s.Yes, I was there. LA was better, and OoT absolutely BTFO of LTTP.>>730750528Fuck off Youtube toddler. I'd even rather go and play LoZ1 and 2 over LttP.
>>730749305i'm balding, not malding.i'm from the supreme generation x!if you have to ask, you're not ready for the uncslop
>>730749052Unc here.Hitman Blood Money is decent.A Link to the Past and Super Mario Bros 3 are okay if you're into the genre or franchise.Morrowind is just a worse Oblivion and Skyrim.Half Life is pretty bad.Starfox is ass.Deus Ex is ass.Metroid games are ass.The rest I haven't played. These are far from the best games available at the time.
>>730749052>Banjo-Kazooie>Super Metroid>Symphony of the Night>DKC2>Half-Life 2>Star Fox 64>Resident Evil 4>A Link to the Past>SMB3All classics>Resident EvilJust play the HD remaster unless you care about the history of the series' evolution. It's an upgrade in every single way.>the restHaven't played.
>>730749731no one under 35 should be posting here
>>730749052They are all very different so it's up to your individual taste.
>>730750871I love Zelda 1 but ALTTP is a massive improvement across the board, the dungeons, combat, and artwork in particularly are miles better. Zelda 1 does nail the exploration though. Zelda 2 is just 1 but worse in every way and with gay jarpiggy grinding crap thrown in
>>730751032Forgot>Tomb RaiderPhenominal from an engineering point of view, mediocre in everything else.
I can never tell if these unc threads are supposed to be ironic or not because they always post some genuinely great games
>>730751154Fuck no. LTTP feels floaty as fuck and generally does not know whether it wants to be a 16-bit JRPG, with all those NPCs and dialogs, or an arcadey hack & slash dungeon crawler with quarter-munching difficulty, where a tiny flying bird does more damage to you than a fully armored guard.The world seems fine at first, until you realize that it's just a web of very narrow corridors, and you have to take bizarre detours in order to get from one place to the other.Nintendo actually FIXED a lot of LTTP on the GBA port, adding more shortcuts and shops around the world, but it's still not exactly a good, cohesive experience.
Zoomers are just mad they grew up in the most souless generation of all timeWhat would a Zoomer core chart even be? Fortnite, remakes and DoA live service garbage?
>>730749052Every one of those games I've played was great besides RE4
>>730751398>meanwhile in reality>BG3, E33, RDR2, Elden Ring, Sekiro, Metaphor, Bloodborne, Witcher 3Zoomerchads own this industry.
>>730751370It doesn't feel floaty at all, it actually has some of the best and most intuitive controls and gamefeel of any 2D action game, it absolutely nails the fundamentals. The world is not too bloated but feels extremely dense, packed with tons of secrets to uncover, and feels threatening with a huge variety of enemies. Dungeons are fun combat and hazard gauntlets with lite puzzle solving that feel overwhelming at first but are satisfying as you learn and mentally map the layout and how to progress.The Zelda devs were really on point with this shit. They just understood videogames at a fundamental level and how to draw the player in.
>>730751648Your time will come some day.
>>730749052baldurs gate is slop
>>730749774>I did not play>Demon’s Soulsholy fuck
>>730751370ALTTP is peak 2D action, I can't even think of a single game on SNES that comes close. Super Metroid is probably closest, in that it just feels good to play and move through the world, but the jump feels clunky, the overworld offers literally zero challenge whatsoever, bosses are underwhelming, and most of the game is just scanning tiles
>>730751753You're delusional.Links movements and animation don't sync at all. The weird 45-degree sword swinging constantly butt-fucks you, with some bizarre hitboxes also keep pissing in your eye.Some of the shit is there to just troll you, like those fucking LAND MINES in the grass.There's a good reason why no one makes "LTTP-likes" no more, while most games copy LA x OoT formula instead.
>>730749052>>730749305These two posts were made by someone in their mid-30s btw
>>730749857it's not even the best FS game nigga
>>730751993>ALTTP is peak 2D actionMore like the rock bottom.Even fucking Zombies Ate My Neighbor is a better action game.And stop trying to narrow the selection down to just SNES, buster.
>>730749731and that's a good thing
>>730750029>skip the best games on the list
>>730752117I never had any issues with movement or hitboxes whatsoever. The sweeping attack feels much better than the little poke from Zelda 1 as long as you have an IQ above 70 to account for the fact that the slash comes from his left hand. I also like the finer movements you can make instead of the rigid tile-based movement so many 2D games do.ALTTP established the formula for all future Zelda games, LA and OoT are both offshoots of its design..
>>730749052I'm in my 40's and most of these games are NOT worth your time. Here's what actually is, but fair warning: your zoomer attention span will work against you, even with the good ones.
>>730752243Zombies Ate My Neighbor is dogshit. I limited it to the SNES because the SNES has a pitiful action library. Genesis has games like Revenge of Shinobi, Shinobi 3, Rocket Knight, Contra Hard Corps, Streets of Rage 2, Alien Soldier, CV Bloodlines, and Gunstar Heroes which are far better than SNES action games offering. Still I would out Zelda above those because it's not just the combat, it's the overall world, controls, gamefeel, dungeon design, artstyle, pacing, enemy and boss design, etc.
>>730752528>your attention span will work against you>chooses almost exclusively the most casual and accessible games
>>730752528no way has he left tomb raider in there
>>730752528>Metal Slug and Sin and Punishment aren't worth your time>but Half Life 2 and Morrowind areProof wisdom doesn't come with age.
>>730752935>Sin and Punishmentrail shooters were never good
>>730749169unironically, apart from dracula's curse, whatever the game is between re4 and bayonetta, and that specific contra game I have played at least a few hours of every other game on this list. that's probably a bad thing idk
>>730753103It's not really a rail shooter, and SF64 and S&P are a far cry from garbage like Cabal
>>730753276No it’s good to have diverse tastes. OP’s image represents 2 or 3 different types of gamers imo.
>>730753497>It's not really a rail shooter
>>730749052no they all aged terriblyplayed alot them as a kid and havent gone back since HD era
>>730751648>slop slop and more slopGreat
JRPGs are conspicuously absent from this chart
>>730752528Garbage taste grandpa
>>730754118Good
>>730752528Hey, fuck you, buddy. Deus Ex is awesome.
>>730754118They're where they belong, in the trash.
>>730754118>niche genre which is considered shit unless it's specifically Pokemon>why not on le chart?
>>730749052no
any game that doesn't run on an ipad is uncslop.
>>730754793>niche
>>730749052fellow zoomcel hereHL2 might be one of the most overrated games of all time.do NOT let the uncs convince you to play it.
>>730755006Yes, outside of Japan specifically it's a niche genre.
I tried out sotn and kazooie over 10 years after they released and loved them both. I'd say they hold up
>>730750871>and OoT absolutely BTFO of LTTP.OoT is dogshit, especially compared to LttP and you won't convince anyone you're an oldfag by mentioning 1 and 2.
Let's make it into a good chart >Replace CV3 with Rondo>Replace HL2 with Doom/Blood>Replace TimeSplitters with Perfect Dark>Replace Ultima with Thief>Replace Pikmin 2 with Pikmin 1>Replace Jagged Alliance 2 with FFT/Tactics Ogre
Which one should I play next?
>>730749052they're all outdated trash when compared to modern games, literally unplayable unless you played some of these in your childhood
>>730750963So many shit opinions in one post
>>730749052You forgot one of the most overrated uncslops
>>730755408Pikmin
>>730755357Trash opinions, fuck off retard
>>730749052This is older than unc
Cave Story - goodHalf Life 2 - very very very goodSuper Mario Bros 3 - goodOthers - idk, didn't playRegards, millenial
Banjo Kazooie, Tooie, silent hill 2 PC port remastered and RE1+3+4. Yep it’s Unc gaming time.T. unc
>>730749052Donkey Kong Country 2 is the greatest game in this picture.
>>730751648>sekiro and a bunch of garbage
>>730752528>mario 3 and dkc2 not worth your time>but tomb raider isbrown retard detected
>>730749052Fuck off and kill yourself
>>730755408viewtiful joe and then pikminthe rest arent worth it
Do you cheer when the threads are deleted, or do you enjoy the shitflinging?
>>730755886>has only played 3 games on that chart>claims to be a millenialyou dont even like videogames
>>730753276>whatever the game is between re4 and bayonettaSin & Punishment. The best N64 game.
>>730749052Fellow zoomer here, yes most are good but your opinion on them will heavily depend on your taste. Don't force yourself to play a game or genre you hate just because it's heavily praised. I forced myself to play through the Metal Gear Solid games even though I hate stealth games and cutscene-heavy games. It was miserable and now that I've had some time to think about it, I view my time spent in those games as a massive waste of time because I wasn't even having fun and I didn't give a singular fuck about the story.
