>hire real non-actor parents with their real children for ad>spend 2 weeks and millions shooting them>reddit claims its ai>forced to release a public statement after intense hate campaignWhy are they like this?
>>730750179fingerlets could never
>>730750179Imagine the crooked handjobs
>>730750094Anti-AI is the new witchhunt
All models should be replaced by ai you get paid for just existing? Fuck outta here. I also havent bought a single nintendo product within the past decade fuck nintendo.
>>730750094Yea, they just hired some lady with a severely deformed and broken thumb! Totally real!
ok but this is still a mass humiliation ritual to both old-school Ninty boomers and Mario RPG enjoyers
>>730750179People bending their thumbs weird shouldn't be sus to anybody. Everyone had that friend as a child who was always showing off their double jointed wackiness
>>730750179OP utterly BTFO
>>730750468Saar, do not redeem the broken thumb!
>>730750094>spend 2 weeks and millions shooting themRetarded. The entire production time could have been significantly reduced along with the cost if they had just used ai. Who gives a shit was terminally online redditfags say? They don’t matter and they’re going to claim it’s ai anyways. Might as well.
>>730750762>this asspained that people can see through AIslopLmao, do the needful
>>730750762This. Imagine having to work with infants. What a nightmare
AI has created a new type of hysteria about what is real and fake on the Internet....
>>730750604>Those lidded eyesMario's begging for 'ick but that's not a 'eck
>>730750094Is Nintendo for real? How many people have blinds in their homes that are cut like this??
>>7456318491That Rosalina backstory still gets me. Someone put together a solid look at it: https://youtu.be/qq8oLKqySrw
>>730750094>this totally real person confirmed it was real guise>sh-shes just double jointed!In that hand position, the thumb is bent back much further than a double jointed person could
do NDSies really?
>>730751091
>>730750094Why do you care?
>>730750179
>>730750094>use the most AI generated picture ever>no whitu piggu, it'suh actually real peopleu Just because the souless bugmen in japan can't sniff out AIslop that doesn't mean the rest of the world will compromise its standards.
>LEAVE MY PRECIOUS HECCIN CHUNGUS JAPANESE DISNEY COMPANY ALONE!!!!
>>730751926They didn't do anything wrong. Especially if they used AI.
>>730750179>be double jointed>must hide this fact lest I be burned at the stake
>>730750604Guy in 2002: Man this Eternal Darkness game is great, I wonder what Nintendo gameplay will be like in 2026:2026:
>>730751338Are you retarded? That's a wooden playpen/crib
>>730752174The angle that the hand is held at is obscene, that isnt double jointed to retard
>>730751338ol anon doesn't see as well as he used to..
>>730751360>wojaks in the thumbnail>hover over pfp to see sub count>sub 5knot watching your shitty video!
>>730750179>>730750603>>730751916>>730751926None of you are actors, why are you so upset? How does Nintendo using ai affect you in any way?
>>730750604Anon.That is for kids whose parents grew up with Nintendo consoles and such.
>>730752605Nintendo lied.Why should I give them money if they're lying to us?
>>730750094She was too busy being an 80s gal she didn't cure her bonitis.
>>730750179i need to see more of this woman's hand
>>730752719>Nintendo lied.they posted a picture bro
>>730752719Lied about some shitty ad you’re never going to see for a product made for infants?
>>730750094baked baby
>>730750094Seriously though, why do troons think they can harass AI out of existence? It was already insane and arrogant when they attempted this against anime, Harry Potter, FNAF, random indie game of the week, Nintendo, etc. But trying to make everyone give up a new technology because it makes your axe wound sore is next level retarded. Are they addicted to losing or something? They also drive people away from their side with lunatic screeching.
>>730752402>that isnt double jointed to retardGOOD MORNING SAAR
>>730752820>a picture>not even a video Definitely should have used AI
>>730753156>hmm should I spent $500,000+ or $0
>>730753102>>730750738Maybe try making an argument instead
>>730753297Maybe learn English, Ranjesh.
>>730750094>anti-ai luddites still can't tell the difference despite claiming they can every time>as predicted, their anti-ai rants hit indie developers more than massive corporations>this will leave indies in the dust while corporations just ai generate a billion dollarsnever listen to the retarded.
>>730753407Not an argument
>>730752605>just consume the slopIt is insulting thinking that we wouldn't notice and it is insulting thinking we would enjoy it.
>>730753092>insane and arroganttrying to make everyone give up a new technology because it makes your axe wound sore>addicted to losing>drive people away from their side with lunatic screeching
I thought /v/ loved AI slop for triggering the libs, trannies and putting furfag coomer artists out of business, now its bad when Nintendo uses it???
>>730753435Yeah it is the funny thing of all this cancel culture bullshit. The only people it harms are smaller and/or emotionally weak. All the big guys are never truly affected by social media bullshit. So many innocent lives have been ruined by queers on the Internet. So many relationships ruined when they intimidate people into disavowing others publicly. The only saving grace is that they've burnt up public good will and are rapidly losing the ability to actually cancel anyone. All while they instead are being fired and bagged for the insane shit they say and do. I'll never understand how or why this all happened.
>>730753825It's ok to use it for shitposts, not ok to use it in a professional setting.
>>730753868we're entering the "left wing activists getting shot in the street" era of hatred, so things might be getting better.
>>730753921>It's ok to use it for shitposts, not ok to use it in a professional setting.When is the last time you took a shower?
>>730753435I chuckle when I see anti-ai artists unwittingly retweet or boost ai art. Or support snake oil like that glaze bullshit.I get it if you hate it, but at least understand what you hate so you don't make an ass of yourself.
>>730754259i'm 100% against ai being used to replace real artists, i'm 100% against people using ai to steal other people's art, and then profit off of it. being against ai entirely is just retarded though. it's going to deflate soon anyways. it's already hitting levels of unsustainability, disrupting every single market on earth, and still making 0 dollars. i think one of the main ai tech bros is gonna get shot. probably altman, as musk is too rich, google is the cia, and china is china.
>>730750179That's just a thumb. Reddit ruining the anti AI brigade as usual
>>730750094Good. "AI" rapidly becomes a toxic trait.
>>730750094Nintendo generate feet.
>>730750094AIDS is getting out of control
>>730750179Either she's deformed or it's really AI
>>730755000There’s some delicious irony in jeets trying to force this meme when AIDS originated from browns.
>>730753469I accept your concession.
>>forced to release a public statement after intense hate campaignwhere? source?
>>730750094Jon Snow doesn't want GoT to have a better ending?
>>730753825I'm a NEETChad so ai literally doesn't affect me at all
>>730750179LMAO
>>730750094>photoshopped the woman's hand because it was covering up too much of the bing bing wahoo merchandise>everyone now assumes it's AIThis is a crisis entirely caused by their greed, yet again.
>>730750608That's not even bent weird though
>>730755343>product not showing properly>greedretard
>>730754546Man can dream, and not of electric sheep
>>730750179That's photoshop, not AI.
>>730750179ayy lmao
>>730755585no one would shop it to be retarded it’s ai
>>730750179This is exactly how your hand would look when holding something out in front of you but pointed towards yourself. The angles just look weird became her wrist is bent 90°
>>730755401Yeah because nobody knows what Mario's overalls look like. Yep still just blue, thanks for showing us Nintendo
Nintendo and gaslighting; name a more iconic duo.
>>730750179>all actors must be perfectly proportionate and have no disability, no disfiguration, no discoloration or any level of distortion from the norm otherwise they'll be accused of being AI
>>730755692Nintendo absolutely would shop Mario to be visible and not deformed in official material. If a thumb is in the way, well this is the result.
>>730755719How can we make sure the ass stitching is tight if we can't see it?
>>730751360>KupoJokerTranny spammer who may very well be the least funny individual alive. Got blackmailed by a child he was attempting to groom (kwab)will NOT click on that video.
>the clinically obese when they realize the thumb has more than one joint
>>730751568>brown hands drew this post
>>730755882>shopped the thumb to be smaller>it’s still fucking massivehow big do you think her thumb really is
>>730751050I simply adore hoe many artists get told "shouldn't make your stuff look so AI, man"
>>730755882They would make the actress put her hand in a way the item wanted to be showcased was more visible, not adding an extra joint on her finger.
>>730751050>One of the worse traits of AI its the fuckery it makes on the hands.>Surprised people can an image AI made when there is fuckery on the handsJust admit you are retarded
>>730751050All part of the plan.
>>730756153>Check ´em
>>730750094AI is replacing old media grifters. Of course they are throwing a tantrum. Actual people love it.It's the creativity version of the printing press. Like prometheus giving fire to humanity.
>>730756825I should print a tshirt that says "learn to code" just so I can gloat at all the journos still reaping that one.
>>730750179My hand and thumb can bend like that, though it''s not a comfortable grip. A light force like holding an item can keep the thumb out like that. I could see nintendo wanting her to adjust her grip to better show off the mario merchandise.
>>730756909
>>730750179Thought this was porn.
>>730757261Depends what you’re into
>>730757230This sounds like a helpful read, is it good?
>>730752840Why would they:* use AI for such nothing burger marketing material* lie about it
>>730750604I'm gonna be seeing this webm a lot aren't I
>>730752719They've done much worse than lying
I love that Reddit hates nintendoBased Reddit
>>730750604How much does this cost?
>>730750604The fuck is this...
>>7307513388/8 b8
>>730750179How does one acquire this mythical third thumb joint?Also, Nintendo is far too greedy and soulless to not be all over AI. People best start accepting that now before they get blindside slapped in the face.
>>730757823Babysitter for parents too busy playing Mario Kart to look after their baby.
>>730755343Right, of course that was it.In the entire photoshoot of thousands of pictures not one single person on the marketing team went "Hey lady-sama, your thumb is covering the asset. Could you open your grip?"Not one. Photoshop it out, right? Into a maddening spawn of satan.
>>730755695We all have normal human thumbs to compare to. Nice try, alien.
>>730750179I don't know what kind of model is getting hands wrong but everything else in a photo perfect. Probably a Photoshop error
>>730757823A toy for a kid to shuts up while the parent watches tiktok, moderately better than the kid being on tiktok too
>>730751338>blindsironic, innit
>>730752174I'm double jointed. Being double jointed does not add joints.
>>730750604Aren't parents supposed to do this with their kids? Why do they need the video game man to do it?
>>730756210*hits pipe*
>>730757745It's free__________________
>>730759235>random floating eyeballs in the sky of an otherwise very normal sceneIs this an artist thing of adding random shit to make it more "unique"?
>>730755140confession denied.
>>730759391IIRC in the story they have 2 moons but it turns out those are an Xbox-sized dragon's eyes
>>730759235BETTER 1000 INNOCENT ARTISTS GET BANNED THAN 1 AI SLOP WALK FREE
>>730759167Theoretically, the parent is probably holding the Switch so they can play this together. But then, why not just do regular peekaboo unless you specifically want to use a Switch?In reality, you would use this when you need to cook dinner or something and have to just leave your toddler/baby on the floor nearby for a bit, like in a play-pen. Fairly normal, except I would never let a kid that age hold a Switch. Great way to get your shit broken immediately, AND pretty much everyone (including gamers like myself) agree that giving kids that young access to video games is surefire way to develop bad behaviors. Kids that young that play vidya freak the FUCK out when you have to turn it off. Kids that are old enough to potty train will routinely shit themselves because they just wanna keep gaming. Video games are literally too fun and engaging for kids younger than about 5 to handle having regular access to them. Even stupid shit like this.
>>730755625ai lmao
i guess reddit can be funny sometimes
>>730750179>Gamer thumbs
>>730750094Using AI is whatever. Companies are going to anything to save money, so that's no surprise.But why lie about it? What are you gaining from defending this slop? Everyone knows what it is. You can't be this bad at PR. You have dedicated salaried positions for the role.So what the fuck?
>>730759936>So what the fuck?These salaried people have ChatGPT doing their work
>>730755229He was whipped back into line after calling s8 disappointing
>>730759235>"artists will stand together against the clankers!">instead they attack each other as backstabbing opportunists find their opening while others grow increasingly paranoid
Kek, Larian has showed everyone they'd better lie about this.
>>730759235Reminder the mods fucking left like bitches because people kept spamming print.
>>730750604You could do shit like this in Mario 64
>>730759936Because people lose their shit over it. If it came out Nintendo was using AI it'd be yet another thing people will slam them for. Even the 'haters' mostly avoid saying modern Nintendo games are outright shit despite their decline, but if it comes out the games are using AI, then people will attack their quality no holds barred.
>>730760520>PeopleYou mean mentally online freaks.Normies don't give a shit, I literally saw that AI coca cola ad at the movie theaters when I went to see Fnaf2. No one fucking cares.
>>730760105Maybe they should unironically replace their PR staff with ai
>>730760670Normalfags don't care, but normalfags aren't buying the S2 anyway. It's the perpetually online diehards.
>nuke their country>twice>mock them being born with hideous deformities for generationsTough but fair.
>>730759936>But why lie about it?Because backwater retards like you lambast anything with generated content for religious reasons.
>>730759235How's the state of the subreddit now since the shakeup?
>>730750094
>>730759936>Everyone knows what it is.Clearly not if the people exist and are saying that they really went to a photoshoot.>You can't be this bad at PR.It would be bad PR to say it was all AI you idiot, for starters people hate it for image gen, only trannies and Indians actively defend it. Second, you have a model already out there so now you come off as a liar for saying something is ai when it wasn't purely for the sake of being trendy.
>>730760520>Even the 'haters' mostly avoid saying modern Nintendo games are outright shit despite their declineThat's literally all they do because Nintendo's output is of a higher quality than everyone else's.
Don't care if something is AI or not, as long people don't lie about it, but I think the trogs screaming at everything being AI generated are even funnier.
>>730760765When was America nuked?You know the models are American, right?
>>730750094>>730750179
>>730750094Yeah, no, I don't believe Nintendo. The model can come out and post her freakish mutant thumb if they're telling the truth.
>>730750094>>730750179Don't think the thumb distracts me from her giant fucking nose.
ermwhy isnt nintendo crediting their models?
>>73076106330 years ago, sure. Modern Nintendo is garbage and it's a hard cope to try and pretend otherwise.
>>730760747Hundreds of millions of normalfags bought the Switch 2 in its first year though
>>730750094So nobody is going to mention her ear?
>>730759167>>730757823A way to indoctrinate children into Nintendo earlier
>>730761517This, Nintendo is going all-in on the kiddy market indoctrinate babies into becoming loyal customers for life.
Why don't these cancel cultar retards take the 3 seconds it takes to lift up your left hand and pull your thumb around to match that pose? It's not comfortable but it's a perfectly possible hand position. It just looks odd because people don't rotate that joint that direction often but you can literally just do it to yourse in 2 seconds and it matches the photo
>>730761301This. Would be so easy to clear this up. They won't because they can't. Nintendo is going in on AI sloppa. The posters invMario Kart World were already highly suspect, but this is just more proof.
>>730761063why are tendies so utterly delusional?
>>730750179I can do that with my hand, are you saying you can't?
>>730761889>>730761973prove it then if its so easy
>>730750179>tendies will defend this as proven in this threadSad!
Post the thumb placement if its so easy then.
>>730761348Case in point. You can cry about it as much as you want but there's a reason why you can only cry, because you objectively can't call any of their games bad without condemning entire genres.