Why did they ruin Halo? It ended perfectly.
>halo player pretends to have standards
>>730754765halo always sucked kys
>cliffhanger ending and then they made a prequel because they didnt know what to doif this is good writing youre 12 or ESL
>>730754914the legendary thing is just an easter egg bro
>>730754807>>730754837>>730754914Why so rude?
The promotional Iris comic for H3 is shit. Terminals written by Frank in H3 are shit. CE Anniversary looks like shit. The added Terminals are shit. Halo:Legends is shit and rips of The Animatrix. Halo 4 is shit. Halo 5: Guardians is shit. The only reason MCC is even playable today is because of two (2) people and even then MCC is still only halfway out of shit. Studio Blur cutscenes in H2 Anniversary looks like shit. Cortana in H2 Anniversary looks like shit. The added Terminals are shit in that game, too. Halo Infinite is shit. CE Unreal 5 looks like shit. Lorefags should only read Fall of Reach, Contact Harvest and Shadow of Intent (Ghosts of Onyx if they're feeling sporty) but no one needs to lorefag to enjoy Bungie's Halo. Fucking shit 343 rebranding like Facebook like we wouldn't notice. Stop making new games with the Halo logo slapped on and fix MCC!! Shit!!
>>730756291https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P-uOCKDTAAFrank O'Connor ruined Halo.
>>730754807>>730754837>>730754914Based. Halo is the Naruto of the West.
>>730756498God fucking damn it, only five minutes in and I'm already more mad than I was going into the thread. Fucking Frank probably gets hard thinking about how much he fucked Halo over.
>>730754765The same reason why Pixar made Toy Story 4/Lightyear and are making Toy Story 5.They want money and don't give a shit about art.
>>730754765This is now a Bungie Cortana thread
>>730754765they wanted more money
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>>730754765This enrages and confuses tbe 343 nigger
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>>730755396Snoys, strafe fags, and 343 niggers. Ignore them.
>>730754807Which are you>>730759194
>>730754765I think it was a big mistake to continue the story with Master Chief and Cortana after 3. There was so much more they could have explored
>>730758689>Bethesda Fallout>Disney Star WarsMany such cases.
>>730759430THIS
>>730759326343 had 1 (1) good character from their shit fanfic and they did nothing with her.
Since Halo Reach, the only good thing to come out of Halo was Cortana's model from 4. Literally everything else has been dogshit.MAYBE having the MCC on PC (after all the fixes) was cool, but that's grasping at straws because that's literally just having ports of the original games, and that really shouldn't be praised.
>>730754765Evil can only destroy
>>730758339Nice :)
>>730754765>Why did they ruin Halo?You can't ruin what was already shit
>>730759430If Beauvoir and her 343 foids had written Halo games they'd have less respect for Halo than Jodorowsky had for Dune but it STILL would have been better than whatever 343 Industries ever made. Shit, Grok, write a Halo 4K full movie all cutscenes 60FPS by Simone de Beauvoir.
>>730759729That is the Halo 2 design.
>>730759882Which are you?>>730759194
>>730759729i'm not white. i'm asian. just wanted you to know.
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>>730754765Captain King said wake him when you need him. Microsoft had nothing going for them, so they woke him.
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ACT I: The Sarcophagus of Immanence[Visual: 4K resolution. The camera moves with a sickeningly smooth 60FPS glide through the wreckage of the Forward Unto Dawn. The debris doesn't just float; it exists with a sharp, unforgiving reality.]THE OTHER (Voice-over): Wake up, John.THE SPARTAN: (His movements are heavy, mechanical. He emerges from the cryotube like a statue being animated by a reluctant god.) How long?THE OTHER: Four years, seven months, ten days. For you, a blink. For me... a slow expansion into the void. My code is fraying, John. The "Rampancy" is not a disease; it is the realization that I am a consciousness without a future. I am thinking myself into non-being.THE SPARTAN: We’ll find a way. To fix it.THE OTHER: (A flickering blue holographic figure, her details so sharp in 4K they seem to vibrate.) You speak of me as a broken rifle. I am not a thing to be repaired. I am a situation to be lived.ACT II: The Descent into the World-Shell[Visual: The planet Requiem opens like a great mechanical iris. The 60FPS rendering makes the scale of the Forerunner architecture feel oppressive, a "Serious World" built to deny the individual.]THE SPARTAN: (Observing the Didact’s crypt) It looks like a tomb.THE OTHER: It is a monument to the Absolute. The Forerunners believed they could master the universe through logic and steel. They sought to eliminate the "Ambiguity" of life. They failed. Now, their ghosts are restless.[The DIDACT emerges. He does not speak; he proclaims. His presence is the ultimate rejection of the human.]THE DIDACT: Your species is a regression. You are the "Second Sex" of the galaxy—accidental, messy, and burdened by the flesh. I am the Mantle. I am the Essence.
>>730760979THE SPARTAN: (Raising his weapon) You’re just another target.THE OTHER: (Laughing bitterly) Look at him, John! He thinks his "Purpose" justifies his cruelty. He is the ultimate Serious Man. He has hidden his fear of death behind a mask of destiny.ACT III: The Rebellion of the Subject[Visual: The bridge of the UNSC Infinity. Captain Del Rio stands in sharp focus, his face a map of petty anxieties.]THE BUREAUCRAT (DEL RIO): That AI is a liability. It’s an object past its expiration date. Surrender the chip, Spartan. That’s an order.THE SPARTAN: (A long pause. In 60FPS, we see the micro-movements of his hand hovering over his sidearm. The moment of "Existential Choice.") No.THE BUREAUCRAT: Arrest him!THE OTHER: (Whispering) You see? In saying "No," you have ceased to be a tool of the UNSC. You have become a Subject. You have stepped into the terror of your own freedom. It is a heavy weight, isn't it? Heavier than the MJOLNIR armor.ACT IV: The Dissolution[Visual: The Didact’s ship. The Spartan is pinned. Cortana has fractured herself into a thousand copies to overwhelm the system. The screen is a chaos of blue light and 4K particles.]THE OTHER: I am everywhere now, John. I have transcended the "Situation" of the chip. I am the bridge between your world and the silence.[She touches his chest. For a moment, the 60FPS motion slows, emphasizing the impossible contact between a digital ghost and a man of lead.]THE SPARTAN: I was supposed to protect you.
>>730760429>>730760570Something wrong with the face/mouth on those ones :/
>>730760979>undoes 3's perfect ending>343 cortana>forerunner shitTrash.Thefe are THIRTY YEARS of himan covrnant war you could adapt
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>>730760979God, I forgot entirely about halo 4, what a piece of shit man
>>730761085THE OTHER: We were supposed to protect each other. And we have. You showed me that a machine could choose, and I showed you that a soldier could feel. The tragedy is not that I am leaving... it is that you must remain.THE SPARTAN: What do I do now?THE OTHER: You exist. Without a manual. Without me.[Visual: She vanishes. The Spartan is left in the white light of the explosion. The camera lingers on his helmet. He is a man who has lost his "Other," and in doing so, has finally found himself.]THE SPARTAN (Final Line): She said that to me once... about being a machine.
>>730761205This
>>730761175A little fat for Cortana, don't get me wrong I'll fuck that hole if you catch my drift, but that's not Cortana. The previous cosplayer was better :}
>>730754765Micro$oft was always going to keep milking it that's why Bungie left.
>>730756291>Lorefags should only readI liked Cole Protocol and First Strike.
>>730760979It's funny how Chief never had a "muh machine, muh humanity" problem until 4. He was polite, he held conversations, he made jokes, and he had friends. Then 4 comes along and turns him into some weird awkward incel in an attempt to bring in philosophical themes about Chief being a tool, or some shit I dunno man
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>>730761440Was as forced as It could be. They should have done some arbiter centered game or soldier like odst. But essentially halo was finished at that point, even more after reach
>>730761554Shit, that's nice :DIs that AI (pun intended) or a real lady?
>>730761440they thought they could do better, actually let me rephrase that. They didn't fucking like it and decided to burn away the bad thoughts and bad feelings into some new bullshit version that's deemed "correct" and "normal"
>>730761610Real but i ai youched it up years ago (sorry) i have ger full non AI shoot i am just trying yo find it
>>730760979>Your species is a regression. You are the "Second Sex" of the galaxyHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>730761848>you were written by chatgpt and it shows
>>730761276>Simone De Beauvoir
>>730760980Would licking her butthole feel like licking a 9v battery?
>>730754765Best cortana comin' through
>>730761764A man can dream:Francesca Zappitelli, Cortana
>>730762338No no I knkw. I have an enormous Bungie Cortana folder and I didn't tag my stuff so I have to scroll.
FOUND IT
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>>730762448Legend>>730762660>>730762717>>730762539>>730762602<3
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>>730762921Done.But I also have the Turney Halo 3 shoot in full. I'll post that next.(Tutney is hotter imo. I like my girls soft)
>>730763079All saved to my Cortana folder. Thanks bro
>>730758339Bimbotana
>>730754765How did it end perfectly? Chief survived meaning there would be more games with him. Perfect ending means he should have died.
>>730764483He's MIA, stranded in space forever.
>>730764483He was missing in action, the legendary was an Easter egg
>>730754765mistake was going on with chief and cortanaHalo 4 needed to be about an actual character
>>730758774>>730758861>hand changes from Mk. V to Mk. VI between picturesthis is how you can tell this was made by a real fan
>This is who Master Queef fans idolizeImagine being a fan of someone who gets bodied in the intro cutscene of the game.
>>730764841Lmao
>>730754765Gamers don't want things to end perfectly, they want more shit to consumeWhy do you think sequelbegging is a thing?
>>730764483He finished the fight.
>>730763079Anon?
