We've gone full circle...
Is the right sauce honey mustard? Is this a promo video or did someone just home make this?
>>730765227I love ambiguously tasting possibly Chicken nuggets.
Source is Mcdonald's Japanese twitter accountIt's an official promo
How do fast food chains like Mcdonalds survive economically on countries like Japan where everyone looks thin?touhou is a videogame
>>730765227>>730767080>it's realHoly shit
>>730765227damn thats based as fuck
>>730768565DIfferent menus for different countriesYou can get rice and noodles and shit in mcdonalds in Asian countries.Also the burgers won't be loaded with corn syrup like they are in the U.S.
>>730765227pepper nuggets and 3 cheese meat pies are based and i'm pissed we aren't getting themfuck you maple syrup "Grinch wings"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq0Oo2Y_uHg
>>730768745>the burgers won't be loaded with corn syrupThanks McGod
>>730768565They walk because it's a first world country with first world rules, you are not able to have cool things because you don't deserve them. You ruined america, fuck off they are full.
>>730765227Should've been Flandre falling on the bench.
>>730768990It's okay anon, good for them, good.
I almost never eat out, I guess I am curious if their food actually is better at places like mcdonalds. Seems like a waste of a trip traveling across the planet just to have a big mac, though.
>>730768990>fuck off they are fullThe 10 million indians they're letting in every year seem to disagree.
I ate out your mom
>>730769092America fault. America is going to kill the entire world.
>>730769129Japan should be smart then
>>730765227Bad apple used in a commercial is proof otaku culture is dead
>>730769193Smart about what? people can't fight against a fake government. Those doctors require travel, work and somewhere to live, someone is setting them up for life.And don't even think that a weeb or a real doctor is any different, all foreigners are bad foreigner. It's a matter of time honestly. America is no longer a high-trust society and the world you once lived is dead and it will never come back and it's the white people fault. You retards wanted slaves and live life in easy mode so what's the fucking problem? The youth is all retarded and full of nigger lovers.
>>730765227
It's fucking over
>>730765227Yes. Eat the slop. Full of essential nutrients, plastics and vaccines. 30% real meat!
>>730769357The world was fucked before I got here, better luck next incarnation I guess.
im not eating the god damn burger go away glory to the CCP
https://files.catbox.moe/ylqajl.mp4
>>730769532The world is fucked because you exist. Overpopulation by mix-racers, you are a failed product and a failed generation.
>>730769593I don't know what flavor of brown or yellow you are, but if your country has gone to shit then it's your own peoples' fault.
>>730769585kek, that's pretty good
>>730765227US advertisers with they could make commercials with this much sovl
>>730769585what year is it
>>730768565You do understand that they put different ingredients in the food depending on the country, right
>>730769013She is overrated shit. I'm glad that shitload of diarrhea buffalo poop is not there.
>>730768565Your heating habits are what actually makes you fat, far more than WHAT you eat.The idea that if you just eat The Right Thing and become thin is a lie told to you by people who want to sell you The Right Thing.
>>730768565Being extremely expensive (for locals) and/or being aimed at tourists instead of locals. McDonalds is not an affordable restaurant for the average Japanese person.
>>730765227>>730769585thats alot of mcnuggets for patchy
Bad marketing. No one wants a bad nugget.
>>730765227this shit is 15 years old
>>730770056Sounds good to me
>>730768745>>730769798Is Coke with Corn Syrup that bad? How would you describe it?Sugared soda isn't even healthy, so how much worse is syrup?
>>730769918>McDonalds is not an affordable restaurant for the average Japanese person.Are Japanese really that poor? I guess it makes sense since they haven't had economic growth but they're can't afford burgers? Wild man, their prices are so cheap too
>>730765227Nina was right
>>730770258That looks like a fairly small amount of burgers for an average adult
>>730770227Corn syrup isn't actually made from corn. It is an ultra processed petroleum product. That's why it wasn't introduce into the food supply until Nelson Chevron invented oil in 1929.
>>730770056>From 15 years agoI'm pretty sure the OG Bad Apple upload on nico nico dates back to 2004, making it 20+ years old.
>>730770259>>730770259who?
>>730770258Japanese people make significantly less annually than even people in communist countries like Canada or Germany.
>>730770661At least they'll be speaking Hindi soon
>>730769881This is why I know the fasting guys are genuine.
>coworker with massive titties recognizes bad apple from my playlist>she's lesbojust kill myself in my sleep
>>730770775Well duh, 2hu is a yuri franchise.
>>730769585>patchy does the danceHoly fucking soulWhoever made this knows and cares.
>>730770775If you die in the dream, you die for real.
>>730770775Just fuck the lesbo out of her nigga
>>730769918I've never been to Japan. I've been to Macau. Shitloads of people were in McDonald's. Same in Singapore. Fucking places were overrun. They're thin because they walk everywhere.
>>730770729Fasting is also a bit of a meme. It's a mental tool to convince yourself to eat less, not a physical trick that'll work better than eating the same amount of food more regularly.I'd recommend the latter; your stomach literally does shrink and expand a lot depending on how much you regularly consume; if you're eating big meals less frequently you're going to experience more hunger because your stomach is literally emptier.But for the right personality a fast is much easier to stick to just because of absolutes.
>>730765227>No removed posts foundToday is a good day.
>>730771269I just used two semicolons in a row I'm fucking killing myself dude
>>730770775Just befriend her and enjoy her presence in your mindyou both have something in common, that you both like girls, right anon? go and make some friends
>>730770056out of 10
>>730771346>you both have something in common, that you both like girls, right anon?He is a Touhoufag tho, so that's very unlikely.
>>730771434>touhou is a game full of girls and no guys>anon says touhou fans only like men>??????I don't get it anon, perhaps are you trying to >imply that most people who play touhou are women?
>>730765227>McDonald's x Touhou>no FlanThey had one mcfucking job
>>730770227High fructose corn syrup isn't any worse than cane sugar. That said, all added sugar is bad for you and should be avoided.
>>730771620No, I'm implying boys who play touhou are sissies and girl to play touhou are lesbos.
>nostalgiabait>nostalgiabait, Japan, fast food ad
>>730770258Keep in mind these same prices for a shitty fucking mc doubledick and a coke gets you a full plate of actually good food elsewhere
>>730771646My fat waifu and best girl Remi got in so I'm happy.Seeing Patchu order so many burgers made me smile.
>>730772428Cheap cheap cheap! Why can't nips afford it?
>>730765227>>730767080>>730768565Why do mutts shamelessly steal people's work?
>>730772181>Thing I like is now bad because its old?
>>730770590>>730771401the ad you retards
>>730772635>thing you like is still good when the corpos are using it as baitsheep
>>730769410The more I think about the context of Miyazaki, the more I think he's got a point in most things. He's a pretty cool man.
>>730770661The economic crash really did a number on them.
Bad...Nugget?
>>730772886>thing being reposted makes thing badmentally ill
What part of the chicken does the nugget come from, anyways
>>730772574>americans out of nowhere
Is that fucking Touhou?
i like thingdo you like thing
>>730773365sir this is a mcdonalds
is this legal, what's zun saying about it?
>>730773421hes probably eatin the stuff right now, maybe with beer
>>730773421JP McD always does these collaborationshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0X6ydJF0V8
>>730773382I hate thing.
>>730766358I just have a need for my daily recommended value of plastic.
>>730773271the nuglet
>>730773671Japanese microplastics are better for your endocrine system, or so I've heard
>>730768565Do you eat McDonalds every day or something?
>>730770775all women are lesbos you gotta give her le dick unless she's a tattooed purple haired nose pierced dyke
>>730771725Fructose is definitely worse at causing diabetes, and there is research linking it directly to obesity but that's harder to prove.Also, America's HFCS supply still contains trace mercury. That was never really fixed after the scandal in the 2010's, they just stopped talking about it.
>>730773421retard
>>730772480They don't trust it because there's no rice or live sea creatures
>>730765227Why you gotta be an OP not beating the charges. You could have at least posted something relevant, like the homebrew NES version.https://files.catbox.moe/fkzy09.nes
>>730774008translate it, weeb
>Play games>Don't have chips or food next to computer>Look up from playing>Been ~8 hours since I ate last>Quickly make something small and fast so I can get back to game>~1000 calories eaten a day>Skeleton mode achievedI've never understood gamers who are fat.
>>730771337lmao don't give up, I didn't see any interrobang>>730771269Fasting does have a lot of health benefits though, aside from just weight loss
>>730765227how did ZUN's wife get him to do this holy shit
>>730767080Are there official Touhou happy meal toys? Also I wish we had Japanese commericals in the West
>>730771760I really like the metal cover of that song and didn't know it was from Touhou
>>730770775Your Heart: Let's take it easy! *Slows down to 0*
>>730765227man dude, i dont even give a shit about touhou but seeing this makes me depressed. Their using the things you like to market to you. Everything you hold dear will just be use against you as some shitting marketing ploy. Fuck this gay earth.
>>730772428hi japaneats
>>730765227Maybe I'm just a fat retarded hater, but explain to me how this is any different from an American McDonalds ad being about Peanut Butter Jelly Time, or making the whole thing a Leeroy Jenkins reference.Is this just a "Place, Japan" situation, because I could not see these recent Nico Nico Douga Mcdonalds ads getting this amount of actual adoration if it was based on the internet culture of any other country but japan
>>730774616I think you're wrong because the wcdonalds campaign was a massive hit. I think more companies should do weeb pandering.
>>730774520yeah it's cool that Alstro and Nomico got a paycheck but seeing doujin music in a McDicks commercial is gay as hellthat plus Comiket getting raped by covid and gacha
>meanwhile, the American account just posts about fat black tranny nogs being killedI just want to live in Japan. Why must they hate gaijin like me
SAY IT
>>730774916Cause you are from fat black tranny nogs land. Hell, I hate you too already.
>>730775012DOOOOOO
>>730774616I can tell your age by the fact that you mentioned an old family guy reference and a WoW clip from decades ago.At any rate, it's a combination of doing something fun for promotion (like that old KFC and Genshin collab), and weebs getting representation in popular media from a video made by a fan.It's made by a giant conglomerate real state business that also happens to sell burgers, so what's the difference? Who they're pandering. The end goal is to get people to buy your stuff over the competition, and McDonald's Japan has simply realized that moe/cute/otaku stuff sells better than whatever the fuck America/Canada is doing.>le goyslop frying your brainIt's just a cute video of anime girls, like the image you used.
>>730769585
>>730770910>>730775012https://x.com/yukkuri__K/status/2011149590163255739or this.https://files.catbox.moe/nh62le.mp4
>>730770258Japan never actually recovered from the Bubble crashing. They have a large working poor population who rent closets to live in and work longer hours than any other developed nation just to barely scrape by. On top of that the Yen is still in freefall and has never really recovered.
>>730765227>eat a bunch of mcnuggets>armpit sweat smells like mcnugget for 2-3 days afterwardwhat causes this
>>730769918>McDonalds is not an affordable restaurant for the average Japanese personThat's just not true, its cheaper than it is in America.
>>730768653It's fake Holy shit
>>730774569I was seriously surprised to see a screenshot of one of his bits here.Further surprised to see someone else recognize it.
>>730768565You do realize that McD's menu items, even the ones that are overtly the same everywhere, have to comply with local health regulation laws? American food may be shock full with high fructose corn syrup, but that kinda shit is banned in food products in most countries.
>>730774616Have you ever read Bad Apple's lyrics?It's a song about hikikomoris.
>>730770227It doesn't taste as nice. It's got kind of a whack aftertaste that cane sugar doesn't have. Health-wise it's basically the same. The more annoying thing is it'll be put in random shit that it shouldn't be in because sweeter = tastier.
>>730770227Soda with HFCS leaves a strange syrupy residue or film in the corners of your mouth in my experience. I've tried Mexican Coke and Sprite made with cane sugar and it doesn't do that.
>>730775882Same but with curry, like Holy shit i smell like an Indian. I hate it because i love curry.
>もうタバコ吸ってるの?
>>730768565They are not seen as fast food chains there (same as for many parts of the world), they are basically casual restaurants where you go with your friends on a weekend.
>>730770227Probably tastes like american chocolate, aka close to vomit
>>730769281you are 2 decades late pal
>>730769410Touhou? Yeah, I think he would say that.
>>730765227>Gensho animated thisHey, neat.Kinda lame his first(?) pro work is a Micky Ds commercial but you gotta get paid.
>>730765227Nice.
>>730779361What game?
>>730780501The one where Remilia is raped by her little sister and the rest of the SDM. Remi has a futa cock and everyone wants a piece of it.
>>730768565Because of their diet and that it's not a hard requirement to drive around in a Ford Super Duty F-450 to get to places.
Translate it weebs
>>730773271All of them, literallyMechanically Recovered Meat (MRM), also known as Mechanically Separated Meat (MSM) or Deboned Meat (MDM), is a paste-like product made by forcing meat-bearing bones under pressure through a sieve to separate meat tissue from bone, cartilage, and sinew, maximizing yield from carcasses
Fathus are canon
>>730774152When in doubt:Beer money.
>>730781545When yassy makes a doujin for the newhus.
It looks kind of soulless and stiffy(the animation) but I got the references, so It's kinda neat I guess, or maybe I'm just jaded after all these decades being into Project Shrine Maiden.
198419841984
>>730782875The models are also pretty blocky compared to the original
>>730765227We gettin Toe Hoe happy meal toys?
>>730769063Seeing the difference between the slop they serve in America and the real food they serve in another country while might sound odd is a very red pilling and enlightening event.
>>730765227OP aren't you supposed upload an MP3 file on catbox for the sound to work?
>>730777741we call that selling out.
>>730781545Love how puffy clappy's pussy is in this
>>730781545I love kid pussy so much
>>730768565>Japan where everyone looks thin?Japanese body process fat in a different way compared to American body. Whereas american body try to store as much fat as possible before it starting to deteriorate, japanese body somehow skips the part where they gain weight and simply just die from type 2 diabetes.
>>730768565they make everything outrageously expensive
>>730765227>Ran Ran Ru>The benchPure kino.
>>730773382>>730773636What about other thing?
why do japs get touhou while we get ai slop
>>730774616>Is this just a "Place, Japan"Nah Touhou is a beloved IP the world over, particularly among internet dwelling millenials, and and the ad has two great references to old meme culture.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzAI3JFQfoENamely the bench, and certain dance moves.
>>730787987kys troon
How much do you think ZUN got paid?
>>730768565Genetics and different countries have different types of food. Also, the portions in America are the largest.
>>730772892He's a bitter old bastard but he's right.
Animation is worse and choppier than the original 'BAD APPLE'Society is regressing, orz ‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥˂̣̣̥ )‧º·
>>730790079nyoro~n
Why doesn't the west have soulful ads?
>>730781723A lot of people find this gross, but I think it's pretty cool. Avoids wasting.
>>730773761Do not ask that to americans, anon.
>>730768565McD's is a luxury everywhere outside the anglosphere
Gonna pick some McDonald's right now.
KOREKAKOREKAKOREKAKOREKA
>>730769881Sort of. The secret is that sat fat is where you get most of your calories from: red meat, dairy, eggsThey are so calorically dense that if you fill up with them you can feel satiated for the entire day from one meal, making fasting easy
>>730791625>where you want to*
kill marketers, behead marketers
>>730791716>kill marketeers, behead marketeersFTFY
>>730787943ALL OF THE DAY BRO
Give me 2hus to draw
>>730791893Let's both draw Chen eating Wcdonald's.
>>730765227>Bad NuggetHeh, it's self-aware.
>>730791893Nue
>>730791893Ted Kaczynski
>>730791716pedy lost
>>730788030kekaroo kys jeet
>>730769410isnt this guy a gigantic asshole IRL though
>>730768565japan is thin because there's less lithium in the water supply
>>730791893Suika
>>730791805sweet, finally *unzips*
>touhou going on a corporate tie-in push yup, she's in
>>730774616there is no differenceits just bias talking in this thread
>>730791937
>>730792447noooo you don't get iiiit MY flavor of big corpo targeted advertising is better i love brands I'm docile niggercattle
>>730768565ITT ameritard coping with the fact that their portion are just too big. Japanese XL menu would leave a typical ameritard starving. And a Japanese person would go to that kind of establishment once a week at most and eat normal food the rest of the time.It's simple calories in calories out.
/v/ideogaming it in the /v/ideogames thread
>>730791990
>>730768565If a restaurant can't stay in business without people gorging themselves into hyper-obesity, that is grim news for that entire industry.
>>730792752this is awesome
I love /v/hus!
>>730791937>>730792524Super cute Chen, anon!
>>730791716pedyKINGS we are so back
/v/hu is dead, long live touhou
>>730792895Even though Pedy is based and my favorite translator, he's also a funny schizo.
>>730792907>RDTYou just know this guy watches tons of cp every day
>>730792752nue the houjuu
>>730770227A problem with corn suryp is that it's made of seeds. Seeds are basically the babies of a plant so the plant uses chemical defenses to protect it. Much like seed oil, corn syrup will have these residual defense chemicals in it
>>730792939i stole it from a normalfag 2hu server
>>730792250
still mindbroken much?
>>730793125that place is dead....
Stand up and say McDonald's to deny warcrimes
>>730792752Now draw her girlfriend.
>>730793089Thank you!
>>730793198I just realized that we're going to fucking see Seija's faggot ass in CDS soon.
>>730793198ftfy
>>730775012RANRANRUU
>>730793309I think Mamizou should give armpit sex to human men.
>>730769918holy retard
I honestly can't believe people eat Mcdonalds, out of all fast food places their food is the worst. If you can even call it food.
>>730768565>all these fat fucks replying to you with encyclopedic knowledge about their favourite goyslopgrim
>>730793579Not everyone lives in ghettos, anon.
The only time I ever visit McDonald's is when I'm on the road. Noname roadside restaurants are a diceroll, and McD at the very least won't poison me.
>>730774916>I just want to live in Japanyou don't, you just want to be free from ((merchants)), freemasons and colored
>shartycord spammer is back
I WILL GRANT YOU ONE MERTH >
>>730769585Why is catbox always so slow?
>>730793949Catbox is down at the moment, for some reason.
>>730770056Explains why it's getting molested.
>>730793254Good.
>Decide to get ramen instead of McDonalds>It comes with this in
>>730794017been down for me for the past day or 2
>>730793631Yeah, I would assume anyone with a brain understands that it's short for "copy"
>>730793885I kind of missed him. Now the whole family is here <3
>>730772480The average salaryman makes $30k/year and that's before 20% income tax for that bracket and other bills.Japanese are literally poor.
>>730794230do americans really eat pizza with only cheese on it?
>>730794123Kisume
>>730781545"The pleasure of being cummed inside"
>>730794376that's like going to order a burger from mcdonalds but only asking for the slice of cheese and a strip of bacon
>>730793382The average Japanese wage is less that 5 million yen, roughly $32,000 USD
>>730794457That idea is already patented and worth about a billion dollars AND McDonald's might just introduce it to their menu this year.
>>730768565Japan's fast food portions are way smaller than American ones
I like the fatty-riko game.
im still waiting for the remilia game
>all those deletes>thread still upwhat is this kek, jannies mad doughever
>>730795438Why would the thread get nuked if a couple people are retarded, are you new?
>>730765227>they added Yukkuri TTS and silhouette at the very endYeah, I could feel the love in this one.
>>730795707Sharties aren't smart
>>730795354Rude.
I'll be back.
