santa clause 3 the escape clause for gameboy advance
>>730775289
I don't get it. Literally every game ever released is a "game that exists."
>>730775382>dopefish lives!
>>730775470name one
>>730775289Bowling alley strike video lookin motherfucker
>>730775470But what if it was released but it doesn't exist?What then nigga?
>>730775382>Why you no docta yet?
>>730775470Post them then if you're so fucking smart
>>730775608That was because there was a drug in Europe at the time called Rage, so they went with a different alliterative title using the first area's name despite it not mattering to the context of the game at all.Might've been easier to do Ripto's Roar or something, but who cares about the PAL region anyway.
>>730775470Concord was released but no longer exists, think about that...
>>730774729I have a soft spot for this movie. It's bad, but I never skip it during the holidays regardless.
>>730774729https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKevxDHQ20g
>>730775961damn this goes hard
>>730774729
EY TONY? YOU DONE WIT DA ROAD YET!?
>>730774729I'm only now just realizing the "clause" is a pun for a clause in a contract.
>>730774729This is MGSV.
>>730776752I won't scatter your presents to the heartless sea
>>730776760what does the gameplay of this even look like?
>>730776176It's German, for The Fugger
>>730775382
>>730776808https://youtu.be/i4TAZbuhivcFucking weird man
>>730776793The man who sold the North Pole
who was the target audience for this?
>>730777021The "I miss LJN games" demographic.
>>730776176
>>730777021They hoped "people who saw the movie". But because it was rubbish, people didn't see the movie, they just watched the first film again if they were in need of a Blues Brothers fix, meaning a video game was unneeded.
>>730777021The story behind this slop is legendaryhttp://blog.hardcoregaming101.net/2012/08/who-is-richard-del-medio-kusoge.html
>>730776484This mustve been one of those things where the company somehow got multiple licenses and said fuck it we got to do something.
>>730776484THE HOTPOT RECIPE IS MISSING?!?!?!?!? THIS IS TRULY DIRE>>730777687Bro the hotpot recipe is fucking missing
>>730778454>put food in pot>heat it upWOOOOOW
>>730778454Betty's 'Otpot is a closely guarded secret
>>730776484>Objective: Find Craig Charles' crack pipe
>>730776324Nice that they at least got all the actors for this.
>>730777021>>730777581>>730777679I only played it for an hour and had more fun with it than the entirety of the pokemon franchise. Still better than slopemon.
>>730776176>>730777534fucking kek
>>730779708Ya wazzock
>>730775470Uhh, source???
>>730776484The plot twist that MI6 stole the recipe still gets me every playthrough.
