i fucking love giant plump lips bros
plastic bimbo bitches are the best

>>730776672
I prefer toads

>>730776863
truth nuke

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>>730776672
hear ME out

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>>730776672
E fucking magen

>>730776672
Sorry whore, Toadette is the one for me

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>>730776672
>AI slop

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Mario it's a trap don't fall for the koopussy

>>730776672
>SO U BE SAYIN...

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Hear me out

>>730777525
Holy based

>>730777525
When I saw this movie at age 9, I really wanted to see Viper hypnotize someone.

>>730776672
Weyrframez

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>"MMMMMMhhhh Mario, you gotta nice fat looking ass there sexy boi! Why'bout you come over to my place I get a piece of that!"

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>>730776672
>Aren't I wacky! I want to have sex with a fat limped girl with a fat ass! Wowow!

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Why did Nintendo think a character like this was a good idea?

>>730776672
>Hear me out
>posts a conventionally attractive woman
OH BROTHER

>>730777717
>Me too, but consensually
Way to make it gay
>>730778347
That's a dude

>>730778347
no one likes that shit character, fuck off.

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>>730778347
In a 2008 Iwata Asks interview, Shigeru Miyamoto explained the following.
>Miyamoto: Birdo's diamond ring is a cursed artifact.
>Iwata: What?
>Miyamoto: You see, one day, someone picked up the ring and put it on. In a humiliating process, they transformed into Birdo. Male to female, the whole works.
>Iwata: Oh.
>Miyamoto: The ring is stuck tight on their pudgy finger, so they're trapped being Birdo and can't go back to being human. It's quite hot, isn't it? (laughs)

>>730779351
>The kind of girl you'd take out on dates and then absolutely ruin when you got her home
I need more.

>>730776672
>>730777525
>>730778347
>>730779351
Imagine bringing her home to your parents anon. Have you no shame?

>>730779542
Nintendo sure does
Wish they'd try bringing back some different SMB2 characters

>>730777525
I am in dire need of a life size Master Viper fleshlight. I'm talking a seven foot long snake with a fuckable throat.
>So like a regular snake?
Pretty much yeah.

>>730780364
I would feel approximately zero shame in taking Wendy home. She’s such a cutie pie.

>>730779494
>conventionally attractive woman
Its a turtle.

>>730778347
Minnie Mouse
>>730776672
Daisy Duck

>>730777525
To be fair though, viper immense sexo
Also she gets really good cumflation art + that sfan animation is big sex

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>>730780364
My mother would probably just be happy for proof that I'm not gay

>>730776863
fpbp

>>730779575
*laughs*

Imagine the delta-p suction force on those bad boys

>>730781080
WHEN IT'S GOTCHA

I've often thought Wendy was sexy as fuck. Played her a lot in MK8 and Smash.

>>730781273
>>730781080
The mental image of this woke me up from my fever

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>>730776672
Okay but consider

since when was v suddenly filled with

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hear me out

>>730777169
Rya cute

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>>730783129
hear me out

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>>730780364
>Have you no shame?
if any of us did we wouldn't be here
>>730780978
KEHKEK

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