Here is that 35 year old man I was telling you about.
>>730778042he got more hair than me...
>>730778042Umm this what most 35 year olds looked like pre 2000
>>730778042One of the best FF characters.Auron and Vivi.
>>730778042His hairline is better than mine
>>730779445Literally me
what is even the point of living at this age, you're just "hanging around". if you dont have kids you might aswell be dead
>>730778042>Because I'm a fat bald neckbeard at 35, all other 35 year olds look the same
A woman in her 60s offhandedly guessed my age, yesterday.>You're getting ahead of yourself. He looks 40, honey.I had to laugh it off, but dang. I look my age, now? I have zero hair loss, barely greying (blond), I'm over 6' tall and in great shape... but I look 40? She's right, I'm nearly 40, still...
>>730779757>you might aswell be deadAuron already has that covered
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>>730779826all 35 year olds need to be sent to the farplane
>>730778042Constantly hitting that jug of alcohol on his hip isn't helping him keep any younger.
>>73078001335 year olds who linger and are not sent, start to resent the living, and turn into fiends