*Dad walks in*
ok but which dad
My dad is unironically into feet though. If you ask me how I know that, I'm going to kill you.
>Dad walks in
>>730783529>Dad walks in
>>730783476your dad has cute feet
I hope my dad is in hell because that's a kinder fate than going to heaven and watching what his son has become.
>>730783529>tfw learning that dad is kinda into feet>tfw learning mom actually likes giving blowjobs
post the rest of the dance idiot I wanted the dance
>>730783476giwtwm
>>730783476yo dad got some gay ass feet man
>>730784083it could be worse. you could have learnt your dad has sucked cock
>>730783476>Really son? Foot peasantry? I rasied you better than this. Armpits are the thinking man's fetish
>>730784508
>>730783476did he bring his vietnamese family with him?
>>730783476>"...You kiss your dad on his toes?"
I don't think there could be anything more embarrassing than being seen playing any Kingdom Hearts game.I'd rather be caught full naked masturbating with headphones on so I don't notice that I'm being watched immediately than be associated with that shit.
>>730783476I'm literally not a footfag but i'd tonguebath them. Is there something wrong with me?
>i-it's not what it looks like anon!
>>730784675This isn't from a Kingdom Hearts game. I think it's Fire Emblem.
>>730784814I know it's not. I'm just thinking about what the worst game someone could walk in on me playing.
>>730784814>>730784675It's Genshin, you retards
>>730783529How do you know that?
You're playing with fire every time your sexualized feet. The genitals identification wiring is very close by the feet wiring. Once they touch theres no going back.
My parents know not to enter without knocking and then hearing confirmation. They're far too traumatized by shit they've seen.
>>730784982>They're far too traumatized by shit they've seen.share
>>730784083must suck knowing your parents love each other, how do you live with that?
>>730785043They walked in on a pure cornucopia of fuck.
>>730785176elaborate just a little more..?
>>730785176this creates more questions than it answers
>>730783476My dad died thinking I was gay
>>730785057It's nice to know your parents are still in love, it's not nice to know the details.
