>Tolkien lore humans and elves are friends and allies >every other games lore makes elves and humans hated enemies who try to genocide each otherWhy
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>>730784935>Tolkien lore humans and elves are friends and alliesm8 Altmer are literally sharty chuds that waged a racial purity war.
>>730784935It's not edgy and cynical enough.And some of the elves in LotR are assholes towards humans.Also, what other game has human and elves hating each other outside of TES and 40k?
>>730785387In Dragon Age: Origins humans genocided a majority of elves because they weren’t following their religion. Then forced the rest to fall in line and live in ghettos. Before this a human empire enslaved them and used them for ritual sacrifice. Pic unrelated.
>>730784935someones agenda to make whites hate other whites
>>730785546Santa's elf is infinitely more erotic
>>730785546Wooden trains are cool
>>730785760this
>Tolkien lore humans and elves are friends and alliesThere's like two or three buddies that aren't literally half-elven and they're so rare and important they're in the elf history books. For the most part they aren't really close allies.
>>730785801I am sadly not autistic enough to be into trains.
>>730785387The Witcher
>>730784935Things are more interesting when people are disagreeing with each other
>>730785546Also this image was probably drawn by a womanBecause I can't imagine a man who tries to make a "dumb" looking and supposedly unlikeable character and ends up with this adorable and likeable character insteadHoly shit I want to hug that thing on the rightThe left one just looks like another dubai toilet
>>730785546I would gladly accept a wooden train from that little derp.
>>730784935Elves are for slavery.
>>730784935Warhammer fantasy have the High Elves friendly with certain human nations like the Empire.
>>730784935Ask Tolkien since he's the outlier.
>>730785860liar. everyone loves trains. they speak to something, deep inside
>>730785546Based humans
>>730785546I specifically asked for a wooden train.No joke, I have one vintage wooden train toy from Italy.
Any characters like this in gayming?
>>730786689Probably some underwritten fuckass from Total War Warhammer.
>>730784935Nobody who makes video games has read Tolkien, including the games based on his works.
>>730786689Characters like this?
>>730786151They never did. When I was a young boy back in the Stone Age, I was into dinosaurs and airplanes.
>>730784935It's too embarassing for modern writers to write about a beautiful ubermench race that life forever, are incredibly beautiful, smell like sunkissed daffodils and speak with lilting tones and eloquence.... and ALSO they are incredibly pleasant to be around and everyone is always happy to see them, and they treat everyone with kindness and respect.
>>730786689>wife gets “traumatized” by orcs and is so mindbroken she has to leave the country forever Wtf was Tolkien thinking…
>>730787126Elves are moving because their world is dying actually
>>730786951You're a closeted train lover
Bumps
>>730784935It's Warhammer's fault
>>730787152No, it's because they lost the powers of their three rings.
>>730784935>Inb4 that comic of the elf girl that wants the crooked eye human to fuck all her holes
>>730789314The three rings were supposed to prevent their world from dying
>>730787152Sure Elrond... you can believe that if you want.
>>730789381That's different from the world dying.
>>730789314The rings work perfectly fine until the One is destroyed.
>>730790039Yeah
>>730784935>whyDifferent races of people can't get along and want to genocide one another. Why would it be any different between humans and elves?
>>730789790>>730789835It's not literally the "world dying" it's more that magic is leaving these lands and uttering the age of men, so elves have to go back or lose their immortality
>>730785546elves aren't bigbooba though anon. redraw now.
>>730784935all the races in lotr had ruined relations at the time of the book and gimli was basically solo mending them
>>730790867Gimli is such a king.>fixes race relationship speedrun like>beats Legolas in the slaughter contest>unafraid to die>keeps up with elves/half elves when running long distances to track orcs, for 3 days
man fuck dem rings... wouldn't take dat shit if dat shit lay by da ghetto
