Why is this so true?
>>730803589Why does she have a hijab?
poast you are troons thread?
Being OP
>>730803589I play female characters so I can hear their shrieks of pain when they get injured or die
>>730803589you are gayer than both, OP
>>730803589hyper futa is gayer than both
If you enjoy playing as a foid you are a troonIt is as simple as that
>>730803589Playing with a female avatar is gayer than being gay
Test
>>730803804Also this people Who play as females are transexuals
One often leads to the other.
oh no farquaad
>>730803589idk, do you not like tits and ass OP? Sounds like you may be in the closet.
>>730803750this
>>730803589Playing as a woman isn't gay, it's trans-coded. I'm not baiting, I'm being sincere; there's been actual studies about it.
>>730803589why yes i play as a female because im based and it makes me feel like a baddie
>>730803589being gay, why would a gay look at girls
>>730803589Tell it to gacha players who refuse to roll for males.
Gay is gay, you can't say its only half a gay
>>730803804Being a tranny isn't physically possible. As in not possible at all in reality, on any level. Memtally ill self-mutilators are still the sex they are when they were born and tranny as a description only applies to how much they have fucked up their own life. Nobody who plays female characters is a troon because nobody at all is a troon. Trying to make more people ruin their lives is gay and retarded.
being a jew
>>730803914Same how violent video games often lead to raping and shooting up schools, true.It's never the mentally ill amerimutt's fault for being a degenerate. Video games and anime made them do it. Subhuman muttranny dindu nuffin.
>>730803978You say that as if faggots aren't cosntantly consuming female media that prominently features almost exclusively women, that faggots aren't part of female friend groups and that faggots don't become fashion designers to make clothes for women and look at them wear it on the run way and shit. Not to mention that faggots plays as female characters in games.
I like playing as females in most games but it's hard to justify in souls games. It's too kino being a nameless knight fucking shit up - and it gets even MORE kino when it's two dudes trying to kill each other.
>>730804278females have better dodge rolls it's the obvious choice.
Uh oh femcharactertroon melty
>>730804278They have the same proportions with armor on.
>>730804184what about muscle futa with deep voices that call me a faggot and kiss me on the mouth
almost everyone ITT
>>730804459Female knights dont have the same coolness factor as male knights. thats just a fact.
>>730803589Better question>which avatar does gay men play as>male or female?That is your answer
>>730803973Talk your shit, queen
>>730804131what did he do wrong? sounds based. I'd love a harem of twinks, trannies and femoids to serve my every degenerate whim
Who wants their egg cracked
>>730804657i want to crack open your skull on the pavement
Join us you know you want it
>>730804508Scary how that's literally me
>>730803589>Which is more gay? No pussy involved or pussy?ya a real thinker
>>730804508The female character is separated from me in my mind. I am anonymous on the internet. If people refer to my character when talking to me I do not care. My waifu avatar is an autistic hobby to yap about.
what if I do playthroughs as either gender
>>730805267You're an egg
>>730804068imagine getting spawn camped like this
Being gay. Because ass-fucking homos will actually be honest while femoid character trannies will write entire essays full of cope while indirectly self-reporting, such as by claiming they actually notice male characters have asses and can't resist staring or by saying shit like "a-actually, all men kinda wonder how it would be like to be a woman so I'm not weird!!!"They're basically at the same layer of faggotry as futafags.
>>730803758>planning for failurethat is why no one will remember your name
>>730805112Cope harder.
>>730805358FuckI meant that being gay is LESS gay than playing as a woman.
I don't self-insert when I play games. Call it a lack of imagination but it still feels like someone else, a character in a movie I'm guiding while looking over their shoulder. So the gender I play depends on what fits for the game. In Elder Scrolls I tend to play as a male Argonian or Khajit as I like the idea of a lowly downtrodden peasant from a lesser race rising up to become the hero. In Cyberpunk I play as a woman since sexy female protagonists are a staple of the genre. Worth noting I don't relate to either of these characters as if they're me. It's more like a character I'm getting to know and spending time with. Woman is also better for romance, I don't feel I've gotten anything of value watching some ripped chad fuck the girl I like in front of me. I'd rather watch two girls at it.
>>730803589
>>730803589So, which males does OP prefer?
>Controlling a man>Telling him what to do>Having him trust you with his lifeGay>Controlling a woman>Telling her what to do>Having her trust you with her lifeBased
>>730803589Heya OP =) ya free tonight?
>>730805484More like>I play as a man because I am a man.Female character niggas>I-I CAN'T STOP STARING AT MALE ASSES!!!>T-THE WOMEN HAVE MORE INTERESTING CUSTOMISATION OPTIONS!!!>I JUST WANT TO SEE THE WOMAN'S PERSPECTIVE!!!>ACTUALLY ALL MEN THINK ABOUT BEING WOMEN SO I'M NOT WEIRD!!!
>>730804508No, but that is kind of what my Xenoblade character looked like.
>with a female avatargod i wish
Just because I’m gay didn’t mean I’m gay. Now fuck off
>>730803589List of things gayer than getting fucked in the ass or sucking cock:>playing as a female character>eating pussy>watching anime>watching vtubers>listening to kpop>playing gacha
>>730803589>wichyou can tell ivan the bear from the cold land made this pic
>>730803589Hehe nothing wrong with playing as female though! :3
>>730805641the character on the screen is not me
>>730805641>I can't separate the character I am controlling from myself, you don't understand I AM LITERALLY HIM>>730805847>exposing yourself as a tourist
>>730803589>fags are doing mental gymnastics to explain how getting fucked in the ass by other men is somehow less gay than anything
>>730805903>>730805908>"I am incapable of thinking 'this is literally me' when looking at the male character and instead I'm drawn to female options"
>>730805887how many times are you going to repost this and never give the sauce
>>730806027>even gays are ashamed of being gayit truly makes you think
>>730806027Being honestly gay is less gay than doing gay shit and coping about it.
>>730806061I'm not a terminal narcissist who needs representation on the screen at all times, no
>>730806027>expecting anything less from OP
videogames?
>>730803973
>>730803589You either play as female characters because you like cute girls (straight) or because you have AGP (also a very straight fetish), or both (straightest of them all)
>>730803973>i play as a femalebased>tattoos and piercingscringe
>>730806281You are not straight, tranny freak.
>>730806281>being a troon is straightAverage f*male character faggot.
>>730806061>I am incapable of thinking 'this is literally me' when looking at the male character>I am incapable of thinking 'this is literally me' when looking at the female character>both options are simply fictional characters and I am drawn to female characters because I like womenCriticize me all you want for not having any affection for male characters, but fictional females will always get more sympathy from me.
>>730806108Yeah these closet cases should be more like you open, loud and proud homosexuals who play as female characters in games.
>play games with my sister and brother-in-law>I always play a male character and they both pick female characters>think nothing of it>it’s totally normal, who cares?>3 years later>he’s trooned out>mfw
me? yes I only play as a female and make hyperborean edits of my toon afterwards
>>730806061nigger i grew up moving hedgehogs and cyborg fish and shit around the screen. this "its always self-insertion" thing spawned from ubiquitous character customization.
>>730803589Being gay, obviously
>>730803589Your 1000th daily reminder that this is a discord psyop targeted at weak men to make them think they're an "egg", just becahse they wanna stare at a girl's ass while playing.
>>730806061>>730805641low IQ
>you liked playing earthworm jim? that means you're an earthworm
>>730803589My sexual fantasy is a competent woman and this is only possible if she's controlled by a man. Vidya is the only way I can achieve this. Troons don't count since they are men larping as women and thus are incompetent. MTF don't count because they are also larping but their incompetent nature bleeds out.
>>730806426>Criticize me all you want for not having any affection for male characters, but fictional females will always get more sympathy from me.Yes, I know that you're a tranny faggot. No need to scream it at me.>>730806627>DISCORD TRANNIES DON'T WANT YOU TO PLAY AS WOMEN!!!The opposite, nigger. Countless FF14 servers with "cute girls" is enough proof.
>>730805045Yeah wanting to be a pussy nigga or associating with pussy niggas is pretty gay.
male only fags are always the worst players in every MMO for some reason. especially human males
>>730805484Don't forget the "egg"It's present in this thread as well, groomers have an encyclopedia of neologisms
>>730806627>men who self-insert and roleplay as women are so susceptible to transgenderism that all it takes is seeing a few memes online to make them transitionYeah, it's a "psyop."
>>730806401>>730806404Loving the feminine beauty so much that you want to be a part of it yourself is the straightest belief you can have
>>730803589>mfw I'm literally and unironically gay and not only have I never played as a female, since I first played any vidya I've always actively removed it from what was even thinkable. I don't like to look at females, I like to look at males and be a male.Ironically, if anything choosing a female character might be a straight man's thing.Pic not related (not attracted to Kratos, just thought it was funny)
>>730803589We can do this song and dance as many times as you want, but there is nothing you can say that will convince me that liking women is somehow gay or that I have some kind of deep-seated urge want to become a woman because I like seeing them. I know this is how LBTQ+ faggots reproduce post-childhood, but keep me out of it.
>>730804508The phenomenon isn't troonism, it's just character building.I used to play as MMORPGs all the time, and for some reason i just felt more at home playing characters I'd absolutely hate in any other scenario by just giving them my own twist.I hated PVP players, when i became one myself i fucking loved it. Being a mage i almost always got fucked over when grinding, but when i tried the other side of things i liked it.Made a whole character about a berserker who just fought players for the thrill of it. Did it ever occur to you that other players do the same? As in, they're maybe imagining their dream waifu when designing/playing as that character?Better yet, if the camera is in 3rd person, who is the straight man? The one who looks at cute and delicious girl buns, or the idiot who has an hair man ass on his screen all fucking day?I rest my case.
>>730803589>asks question >why is this trueWhy are you brown?
>>730804508it's literally me!
>>730804565Hey cool I answered your question here >>730807092 !
>>730806985>>730807161Based transbian.
>femoid protag trannies not only stare ar male asses, but also hate menBoy, does that surprise me.>>730806735Earthworm Jim is a guy and he fucks.
>>730807092Based faggot
>>730803589The third, correct option, is making this image and thread and being a performative closeted faggot for (you)s online.
Both are super gay. Anything other than down the line heterosexual behaviour by 90s standards is gay.Crying is gay for example. I'd argue an adult man using an umbrella is a little gay. Yes I'm serious. Yes I believe this. If you guys called each other gay more often your generation wouldn't be so fucked.
>>730803589It's a fantasy game. In my fantasy, I'm a beautiful woman. I don't owe you an explanation.
>>730803589Left is gay, Right is troon
>>730804164>faggots plays as female characters in gamesthey don't the insecure closeted seether fag cuck >>730804164the shameless actual fag chad >>730807092
Which of the two is more gay?:>Being so fragile in your masculinity that you think playing with a female avatar makes you gay>Not giving a fuck whether playing with a female avatar makes you gay or not
>>730807485>an adult man using an umbrella is a little gayI don't even use an umbrella, but I don't get this.
Playing as a w*man is the gayest and it's not even close. Not only are you playing something built to inspire lust in other men, you're also playing as a w*man.
>>730807485TRVKE.
Liking w*men doesn't make you straight just like how hating w*men doesn't make you gay. There are millions of straight men who hate w*men and I can't think of a single faggot who dislikes w*men.
>>730803662game is set during the downfall of white civilizations
>>730803804
>>730807653Having the option to play as your own gender but still choosing to play as a whore.
>>730807686It's soft behaviour. Soft = gay. Admitting you're cold is kinda gay as well I went to a BBQ and turned down offers of coats and sweaters for hours while freezing because that would be mad gay. Admitting any discomfort really.>>730807718Thanks.
>>730807485>>730807993let me guess, botched circumcision?
>>730804058Retard, acknowledging that trannies exist isn't the same as affirming the delusions of trannies. Although congrats for coming up with a version of AGP cope mental gymnastics that I haven't seen yet.>I'm not a tranny because trannies don't exist, AHA take that!Genuis.
>>730807993>I put my own health in danger because admitting that I'm cold would be gay!!!I assume that if you got sick you'd also consider it gay to take a rest, take a medication or go to the doctor even when you'd be coughing your lungs out and delirious from fever.
>>730807485Yeah i also do the umbrella part, i get wet from rain all the time but at least i look cool as shit, once you get used to it you look like you're in an edit.Quite good too, you get sick often, you can skip out on work and have a doctor's approval, telling your asshole of an boss to kneel and clean your shoes.
>>730808029Uncut. Just raised when men were men. Ask yourself "What would Hank Hill do". He would not play as a woman OR have gay sex.
>>730803589Because men rule and girls drool.
>>730803961No amogus in this one?
>>730808093No, that's just taking care of your health. Wearing a coat is smart, but I didn't and I'm not about to take one like a pussy.>>730808095I don't really get sick, but otherwise I don't see any issues here.
>>730808095getting sick is a display of weakness you fucking fairy
>>730803589Caring about dudes being gay or playing as a chick is far more gay
>>730804278i play as a girl in demons souls for the silver braceleti play as a girl in dark souls 1 because the male damage sounds are disgustingi play as a girl in elden ring because i want to wear the ranni outfit without it being gayin the others i play as a boy
>when you act so manly you loop back into being maximum gay
If you believe Tomb Raider would have been a better game with a male protagonist, you are 100% homosexual.
>>730804131It's impossible for games to incite violence. It's scientifically proven that games turn men into trannies.
>>730808292>he finds this disgustinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvgrltrGfrcyou might be gay anon
>>730805641>mfw anon plays a sonic game he turns into a blue hedgehog
mentally ill self-insertfag thread
>>730808095>Yeah i also do the umbrella part, i get wet from rain all the time but at least i look cool as shit, once you get used to it you look like you're in an edit.50% BMI detected
>>730808343I would argue there's a difference between established character and avatar. Sure play Tomb Raider or as Chun Li. But if you play an MMO as a female toon you're gay end of story.
>>730808407>NO NO NO VIDEO GAMES MADE US DO ITcope, castrated nigger muttTADTKD
Only the mentally ill think that the player character they create is themselves
Only tiny weak women play as a guy
>>730808135a 'toss from the stone age predating amogus
>>730807979Right. And so why are non-human races playable in shit loads of games? If everybody is supposed to choose a character that most accurately represents their real life self then why do games allow us to play as ogres and lizard people? Let's hear your cope about that.
>>730806061I'm not Mario. I'm not Link. I'm not Sonic. I'm not Master Chief. I'm not Dante. I'm not Minecraft Steve. I'm not Lara Croft. I'm not Tifa Lockhart. I'm not Chun-Li. I'm not Athena. I'm not Kitana. I'm not my custom characters, I give them their own names, personalities, and histories. Why is this so difficult for your kind to understand?
Please just stop competing with an imaginary audience and start caring about real things in your life instead of all this make-believe shit.
>>730808579some people do, some people create idolized versions of themselves, some something altogether differentand that's ok
>>730806519Why would people who aren't attracted to women play as women?
>>730808525And what is that difference? They are both characters in a game, separate from yourself, who you are controlling. Both were designed by choice with that gender. If you are saying you would prefer to play as a male wherever you can, then you would in fact prefer if Tomb Raider had been designed with a male character. If you can't explain why it's different then it's just cope.
>>730808343twink raider would be kino
>>730808717The latter is one you made to insert yourself into.
>>730808698I was watching a let's play of Expedition 33 the other day by a pair of big hairy gay bear streamers from Norway and they kept commenting on how hot the women were. They were clapping and celebrating when they fucked Sciel.
>>730803589>Why is this so true?No, this is just the typical seething anger of a self-insert faggot who played an MMO and got himself burned because he had a crush on someone's girl avatar and found out it's a man playing it.
I used to only play male characters because the female characters used to look like shit, now it's the other way around, so I play female characters mostly these days. I say mostly because there are still games like FromSoft series or western studio games where I will still pick a male character. But if it's an anime game, I'll be playing a female.
>>730807993>Soft = gayFinally someone says it. I swear it's crazy how quickly all the zesty shit became acceptable for "straight" men in the span of a few years. If you are ever unfortonuate enough to find yourself on /r9k/ you will be greeted by dozens of posts of "straight" simps who love women and have feminization fantasies involving pegging, chastity cages and taking estrogen. I believe this spiraled out of control due to it being accepted for losers to make whine posts about how they are lonely or how their gf left them 5 years ago and they still can't get over it with a sad wojak or goose pic attached to it. Men got feminized so hard in the 2010s and its only getting worse. That's also why the number of troons exploded, all these soft autistic wimps turn into transbians.
>>730803589you are ultra gay for hating female protagonists
>>730808639>I give them their own names, personalities, and historiesHonestly this. When i do a playthrough as a girl in something like fallout its not because i want to be that girl, its because i want to make a story about a girl character. i do the same with guys too lmaoI've tried playing as a self insert and doing things that me irl would do before and it's pretty cringe, i really prefer to just make actual ocs who aren't me in any way
>>730808717I mean Dante and Ryu are way cooler than Bayonetta. It's because an MMO character is your avatar (manuals sometimes referred to them that way)defined as :2.an icon or figure representing a particular person in video games, internet forums, etc."conversation is depicted in a balloon over the avatar's head"Why are you representing yourself as a broad? It's not like an MMO has you making choices or any real RPG mechanics. Plus wanting to roleplay as a girl is just kind of gay. It's different with Tomb Raider because you have no choice. It's different with Chun or Cammy because they're a different playstyle.
>>730803973truly based
>>730808836>fags say how hot the women aresomething doesn't check out
>>730808884As a dude born it the 80s ground zero was telling men it was ok to cry. That was the beginning of the end. Once they didn't have to hold themselves to that rigid standard everything else started slipping.
>>730808698>faggots aren't attracted to foidsLmao. Faggots are the biggest sex pests on the planet and they absolutely are attracted to foids, want to fuck them and complement foids much more frequently than straight men. There's a reason why so many faggots have children.
>>730808981It's absolutely true, gay men hoot and holler at women with greater fervor than straight men do.
>>730803973based beyond belief
>>730804508Guilty as charged and reporting for duty!
I can't relate to characters in video games as if they were literally me. I'm a nerdy, scrawny, weak, 100% heterosexual male person. I can't relate to a chad warrior knight or a ruthless mercenary because it's so far removed from who I am. I can admire and empathize with them as characters but I cannot self-insert as one. I can barely even create a character who looks like me because I'm not ruggedly handsome and don't have large biceps or pectorals. So, I cannot self-insert in most games. I play instead as something pretty far removed from me in order to avoid the dissonance there. I play as a non-human race wherever it's available, or as a female where only humans are available. I project the character as a friend of mine, someone I'm guiding, rather than myself, so yes, I do quite often enjoy the companionship of my female main characters.
>>730809048
Are there any real women pretending to be troons for attention?
>>730809295agpblud ahh post
>>730808981No it's the standard with faggots. Faggots worship femininity to the same degree as giga simps who play female characters do. That's why we call simps faggots, because both are soft bitchmade freaks obsessed with femininity and on the road to trooning out. Same thing with k-pop fags. Claim to be giga straight for only listening to le pretty girls singing, yet faggots are also known for exclusively listening to shitty pop music made by women. An actual real straight man would want to listen to something with more thought, aggression or teeth to it that is made by fellow male artists instead of some whimsical feminine gay shit.
>>730803589Playing as a women to ogle them cannot be gay by definition, your motivations are entirely heterosexual. The only reason, then, why a gay would play as one is to date men if theres romance in the game. Roleplaying as a woman is no more gay than writing a woman in a novel, for both are creative acts making personality. Maybe a little agp if sex mods are installed, but the furthest thing away from gay as possible.
>>730808835>The latter is one you made to insert yourself into.No it isn't. It's the character I made to play as, the same as I play as Lara Croft in Tomb Raider. I make the character I want to see in that game. Can you back up your assertion that having custom characters means the player absolutely must self-insert?
>>730809409do you somehow forgot the existence of FtM troons or what
>>730808935We're not talking about MMOs here. You have a fair argument for using a female avatar within a community. We're talking about games in general, and OP's picture is not from an MMO. What's your argument for narrative games like Fallout 4?
>>730803804It's really that simple, glad this concept is finally mainstream
>>730809421I'm an unironic gay and to the degree I "worship" anything, only I only worship masculinity. I wouldn't be caught dead even thinking of doing so with femininity lol
Testosterone is a meme.
>>730809445Nigga faggots constantly ogle foids to the point that faggots design fashion for foids to wear. Faggots love playing dress up with female dolls. This shit doesn't appeal to someone with a male heterosexual brain. Faggots cannot comprehend cool things, straight men can. That's why straight men love action movies with cool male leads.
>>730804394>I'm bad at the game and need a crutch!Lmao fucking noob I bet you use meta gear because you can't win withought it
>>730809646Based and pinkpilled
>>730809564I think roleplaying as a woman instead of a man is pretty fucking gay honestly. It's like the kid that played with barbie instead of GI Joe or He-Man.
>>730808097He would use an umbrella though.
>>730809646me at 3:30 PM
>>730809646So true xister. We are the real straight men because we hate being men.
>>730803589Making this thread is most gay
>>730809445>Playing as a women to ogle them cannot be gay by definitionIf you are using the "I don't want to look at male ass" excuse to begin with, you are a creep/sexual deviant and will likely troon out regardless.
>>730809656>i love watching arnold schwarzenegger and sylvester stalone's sweaty muscles jiggle>if you don't you're gaychrist what a loudmouth fucking faggot.meanwhile with my female protagonist...
>>730803589>>730803804>>730803832>>730803914>if we can't make the female characters look like trolls, we can socially engineer shaming via peer pressure!I. AM. NOOOOOOOTICING!!
>>730809987Catalonian enough said
>>730809656>>730809778You niggers will say this shit then the next moment will claim with a straight face that tomboys are the best kind of women because they aren't stereotypically feminine
>>730809656Not the anon you're responding but that doesn't apply to me, for instance. There are a lot of different kinds of gay people, just like there a lot of kinds of straight people. I know it sounds silly to say but sometimes I marvel at how diverse people actually are. Even I sometimes realize I'm universalizing too much, even when it comes to gay people themselves. If I think about it, the only thing that truly unites us is that we're attracted to the same sex. The rest, even the most basic approaches to sexuality, vary wildly.
>>730803589I'm technically gay and I like to play with female characters unless there's romance or I'm roleplaying, am I double gay?
>>730803589troons are way more gay. Homosexuals are pretty normal
>>730809507A WOMAN pretending to a be a "TRANS WOMAN" (regardless of this not being possible). For ATTENTION
Men should have never been allowed to use the word "cute" without getting beaten up. That's where it all went wrong. Now the inmates are running the asylum and AGPtranny freaks proclaim themselves the paragons of heterosexuality.
Have you guys ever considered that "gay" might not be as useful a term as you think if it applies to 1000 different things that all contradict eachotherMaybe it should mean "has sex with men" instead of 999 other things
>>730809987You will never be a woman or a straight man, schizo /pol/troon.
>>730810201>"has sex with men"NOT GAY!!!!11 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_who_have_sex_with_men
>>730804131>Subhuman muttranny dindu nuffinIf you admit that the system and society is broken, that could make it fall on its feet, so it's easier to blame some boogeyman for everyone's mistakes, I remember some good fella said the jews were the cause of germany going south around 80 years ago.Plus, I can't see the issue with that guy, is it bad being gay again? We've come full circle and now we're going back to chemically castrating gay men?
>>730810106Nah that's just regular gay since all faggots are like this.
>>730809987Right-wing circular firing squads are incredible. People who believe the exact same things accusing each other of being the gay and transgender one. Hahahahaha
>>730809646It's not so much about your T levels, what matters more is how depressed you are and how the economy is doingIt's proven that men are more submissive when the economy is bad and more dominant when the economy is good, and it's very likely this also influences the prevalence of AGP and such
>>730810373I'll be honest, I think despite me being more into women most of the time, I think I got born with a gay man's brain, I'm just not like the rest of men around me for some reason.I'm not a sissy boy, tho.
>>730803589Errm actually worshiping women so much that you start taking estrogen in the hopes that you could become one yourself instead of being stuck in an icky m*le body is what peak heterosexuality is like and all you cissies are gay.
>>730810201The reason they use it to mean the other 999 things is because they're closeted homosexuals themselves. By assigning "gay" to as many things besides "has sex with men" as they can, they can distance themselves from the label of being gay. They can't control their attraction to men, but they can at least influence how everyone else views the concept of being gay. They still consider being gay to be a bad thing, so they can't risk the label ever getting turned back on themselves.
>>730810307this made me smirk for some reason
>>730810373No, I said so here >>730807092 and here >>730810045
>play female giraffe in XIV>99% in armored outfits of all variations 1% stupid / lewd outfits for FSHConsider this more ominous possibility, perhaps I like seeing pretty ladies in armor.
There is nothing wrong with playing with a female avatar, the real problem is when those people pretend to be female irl, either for being faggots or to trick people into sinister stuff.
>>730810707that makes you double gay according to some anons here
>>730810138There's a scenario where it could exist, in that a woman falls in love with a homosexual man, that is open to dating "trans"""""women"""""" and that she prenteds to be one in order to gain attention from that specific man.Otherwise it's an absurd premise that works against itself as women get naturally more attention that the extremely niche trannies.
>>730810762I don't give a fuck, put women in Judge armor as god clearly intended.
>>730803589One of my friends is gay and he refuses to play as a female because, as he put it, "women are gross". So now that's how I see guys who play as males in games, the must think girls are icky.
Those are the exact same 2 things.
>>730811026Yeah this happened. That friend's name? Albert Einstein.
Shartoids *handshake* TroonsSeeing everything as tranny-coded
>>730810707Most full armor look like shit on female characters in XIV.
>>730811153Never known his real name but we all call him Vegas cause of one of his screen names. He makes the same character in every game too, a dude with white hair, so you might be on to something with this Einstein thing.
>>730809043So what you're saying is gay men are better at populating the planet than straight men.
>>730809463If you can't identify as the character why bother playing games at all?
>>730810029They're still female, that's what matters.
>>730810029But a tomboy will always be a thousand times more naturally feminine than a man could ever hope to be. No matter how many surgeries, how much make up they cake on, a faggot or troon will never be able to come close to a tomboy in natural femininity. >>730809656In my experience actual gay men hate women. They hate women even more than gamers and mudslimes. So I don't really think you know what you're talking about.
>>730811602Do you skip books or movies just because you can't identify as their main character?
>>730810373Like how all straight men are child rapists because some rape children.
>>730803589I'm gay and play men because they are hot, so playing men is probably gayer.
>>730811751gay anon here and I agree
>>730811515>>730811743Kek femprotaghomo mad because he got exposed for being a faggot.
>>730811602Because I'm not so conceited that I can't find entertainment in something that doesn't relate to me. Maybe try stepping out of the center of the universe and enjoying someone else's stories.
>>730810167So when are you going to start doing that? I'd love to see you just lay into a father at a park when he remarks on how cute his daughter is acting.
>>730811602Are you saying you saying the only way to enjoy a game is if you identify with the character as an extension of yourself? I guess that makes all men who played Tomb Raider or Stellar Blade trannies. Or do you want to go back to explaining why games with custom characters are somehow different besides "because I said so".
>>730810138This is actually kind of genius. Trannies do so much grifting within their own communities, it might be an easy way to make some cash by pretending to be a tranny who got kicked out by their parents and needs rent and surgery money. But if you want to use your real face you have to be a twinkish looking girl, if you have actual feminine features like very wide hips or big tits they might get too suspicious that you look a little TOO good to be a trannoid.
>>730803804This. Never understood the faggots that "grew" up from Heavy Metal, Violence, Blood, Men Doing Cool Shit™
>>730810201All words mean whatever I say they mean at the time, if they need to mean something else at another time then I will change the definition.
>>730803589Being op. Put me in the cap.
Nothing straighter than playing dress up with a female character while wearing your comfy programmer socks and HRT patches
>>730811868Child molester mad because he got exposed for raping kids.
>>730803589i play as a girl because i just wanna>but WHY do you wanna?i just do>but what's the underlying reason behind why you wanna?you're not my therapist>you have some kind of secret reasonno i just wanna>you're actually gay/trans!i know me better than you know me. i'm a regular straight man>but-but-but-why do you care anyways? is there some big reason why i shouldn't play the game the way i want to play it?>because trannies!!!! and faggots!!!!yeah but i'm neither of those.are you?
>>730803804EVERY single person I know who used a female character on an MMO years ago out of my group of friends is now either a troon or a complete degen that jerks exclusively to futas and can't even get hard for 3d women anymoreI don't know why this is true. I tried to bully it out of them years ago. They made the "I just want to look at a female character's ass!" argument that you see so often on here.Depressing really.
>>730811929Correct, playing as any foid character means you want to be a foid. Why else would you choose the foid to control and look at for hours and hours?
I DON'T FUCK WITH NIGGAS THAT PLAY AS BROADSONLY KNOW HOW TO BE ONE WAYTHAT'S THE DOG
>>730803589The same people who insist playing exclusively as female characters when given the choice are the same people who played with barbies and dolls rather than action figures growing up.
>>730812158Last I checked lolifags always play as female characters and faggots love to adopt little girls.
>>730809828Honestly forgot about this. I did say it's only a little gay.
>>730812161No, faggot, you have to explain to us in extreme detail your motivations for doing what you do. Copping out by saying "it's fun" or "I want to" only proves how mentally ill you are.
>>730810029Nah I like girly girls. Tomboys are fine I guess. The main thing is gender roles aren't as strict for women. They get pants and skirts. You only get pants. Get over it.
>>730812239Every single person I know who played male characters turned into flaming homos. I tried bullying them out of it but they said "I love man tits and cocks!" and now they're all /v/irgins.
>>730812434Sure thing lil gup lol
>>730812310>men who like men adopt girlsYou people really do say the most retarded shit just to make yourselves angry.
>>730812360im not writing you an essay on why i picked the girl option in a game.
Playing as a woman used to be so rare PCGamer magazine did an "undercover" article about what it's like when I was young.
>>730812239I have prison gay friends and despite playing female characters for most of my life I'm the only straight one.
>can play XIV as grill>just fine playing as Doom Guy in his gamesIt's all about context. Let's use an example...Which is gayer, playing a Classic WoW Mage / Healadin / Priest as a male and literally wearing dresses 90% of the time or playing those characters as a female?For a friendly easy to remember reminder, men dressing as chicks has been a literal joke for about all of civilization up until the last 10 years when retards wanted it to be taken..."seriously".
I'd rather be a faggot than a tranny. At least I like actual men with their hairy balls and cocks rather than deformed abominations
>>730812474Hey, it's just as true and believable as your personal story.
The straight male community is eating itself. So afraid of literally becoming women that they are now attempting to pathologise liking women at all. Saddest shit I ever saw.You wouldn't actually let people this proudly retarded make you feel bad about yourself, would you anon?
>>730812291My GI Joe got in an argument with Barbie and stuffed her body in the Barbie Freezer
>>730812585Other way around, we loosened up too much and men became fruity.
>>730812360Not that anon but I make female characters when it's interesting. I also make male characters when it's interesting. I never make a character that looks like me though, cause that's not very interesting to me.
>>730803589gay =/= autogyno
>>730811984this but only if the person I'm talking to also understand what I mean
>>730803589playing fallout
>>730812848I dunno, being understood and understanding others sounds pretty gay to me.
>>730807806>this argument again
>>730803589No ever thought it was gay playing as Lara Croft back in the day. If anything it was probably thought more of a perversion of watching women get abused or humiliated by seeing her get crushed or sliced up by weird ancient contraptions over and over.
>>730813137Nobody thought it because they were too stupid to understand the damage female characters would cause to men's brains.
>>730812585God forbid men aren't all braindead women worshiping simps because simps totally aren't losers who end up as troons or develop other degenerate fetishes and inflating the egos of women and coming up with vain gay shit like looksmaxxing also totally serves the straight male community
>>730803973Kill yourself tranny faggot
>>730813229>understand the damage female characters would cause to men's brainsImagine being so weak that this happened to you
>>730804508Kill yourself agp troon
>>730812527How the fuck do you even know they're prison gay in the first place. I'm never ever admitting this shit to anyone
>>730813585They talk about it openly.
cool, the daily tranny brigade from reddit.
I simply choose male or female depending on what I think looks better for the setting. Playing tainted grail as a male knight rn. Wait...wait I am gay though wait...ohno
Normie bait thread, nice job anon
the straightest choice is picking a female body and giving yourself a manly, masculine penis
>>730813817That's pretty antithetical to the whole prison gay thing I feel, but good for them. Must be nice to have such open friends
>>730805373>taking life lessons from hollywood jews
Curious how many faggots suddenly show up to tell us how they all play male characters because they are gay. Totally doesn't look like a bunch of femprotaghomos coping and falseflagging.
>>730804058This.
>>730803804if you enjoy worshipping a dead kike on a stick you're a kike worshipping golemsimple as
>>730814339not him, but niggers literally had a sign to tell people they were taken in prison until committing crimes became a catch and release game and then they all adopted it as a token of being tough.
>>730812239>complete degen that jerks exclusively to futas and can't even get hard for 3d women anymoreand how do you know that, anon? just hopping on discord while crankin' the hog with your bros? sounds extremely heterosexual.
>>730803589People that play female avatars are usually perverts.
Sorry faggots, I don't like playing with a man's body.
>>730814613>Christ our of nowhere
>>730803589I'm going to go with OP. Gayest of them all.
>>730803804Trvke
>>730803589Looking at a guy's ass is more gay, therefore the only non gay way to play a game is picking a loli.smoll hit box = always best
>>730803804damn didnt know all those millions of gamers who played Metroid and Tomb Raider are now transcrazy how nature do dat
AGAMP sisters, how are we doing?>>730814331Based
>>730815893Now you know where this massive wave of them came from.
>>730816132If I imagine myself not as a tranny but as a futa then what am I?
>>730810665I don't think it's that complicated. It's mainly all posturing and purity measuring. Having sex with men being one of the least important factors to whether or not you would be considered gay or not is because homosexuality is largely irrelevant to what's actually being argued. Just replace "gay" with "soft" and you can easily see why the argument is what it is and why it is ceaseless.It's only becoming silly now because men are growing increasingly at odds with women and due to the universal hatred of trannies (even far leftists are starting to find them unbearable), so being especially enamored with the female form is viewed as soft while being especially hateful toward women is becoming more commonly viewed as a masculine virtue.
>>730803750Got'em
>>730816542A man
>>730815893There's a difference between playing a female because that's the game's protagonist and deliberately picking a female when you could play as a maleThat aside, part of the reason I don't play the games you mentioned is because the protags are foids so your point is moot
>>730816542Gynandromorphs encompasses futanari as well
>>730816762And that difference is...?
Self inserters are a fucking plague.
I find the female form more appealing nigga
>>730806061>>730805641Behold, the retard who has ensured non-human protagonists are extremely rare and why niggers are everywhere for MUH REPERENTAYSHUNS
>>730806061>this is literally meThat literally isn't you. Stop raping this already mutilated language, you brown inbred.
>>730803589I play as furry women in fortnite
hoooly troons btfo
>>730807319kys troon
>>730803589Being gay is gayer but playing as womanoid is still pretty gay, as ywnbaw anyway.
>>730812239Very high correlation. Every female mmo fag was always a futatroon on my end also.
>>730812291>action figures>buffed dudes in spandexi had a gay friend and he really liked to play with those toysalso you niggers who parrot that meme picture for some reason ignore female action figures
>>730807161Only based post itt
>>730804278>two dudes trying to kill each otherthis is extremely gay when one of the so-called dudes is a femboy like Gwyndolin or Lotric though. Must be Miyazaki's fetish, that's why Dark Souls II is the only named souls completely straight
>>730807806>>730812434>>730812527>>730815007>>730815163>>730815692>>730812161>>730812563>>730812585>>730817020hello little eggs
>>730803804The post that killed nu-/v/
Where it all began
>hurrr playing as female characters is tranny behavior>>when really it's just trannies behaving like males
Yes I WILL play as a cute and feminine girl Yes I WILL always be a straightchadYes trannies WILL keep seething and trying to groom me to no avail
>>730817701>female action figuresBarbie is not an action figure.
>>730817758What is with this war against liking ass? Why does a part of the body humans are hard-wired to be attracted to cause so much seething rage and shrieking hate?
>>730803589You guys ever think that discussing shit like this is a waste of your lives. You could be doing literally anything else right now but instead minutes of your finite existance on this earth is being spent talking about if picking tits or cock in a video game is gay.
>>730803589>be bisexual>like making characters i find attractive>often end up playing female because the male options are always roided out gymbros at absolute minimum and that's not hot at allsuch is life
>>730817005The entire point of playing as a character in a video game is to immerse yourself in that game's world. The player is your avatar. You control them. You name them. You customize them. You make choices for them. That. Is. Self. Insertion. Cope all you want, but if you play any game that allows you to do those things, YOU ARE SELF-INSERTING.
>>730818412You are autistic.
>>730818124The outrage isn't going to manufacture itself.
>>730804113Some of you many not know this but Israel soldiers go on a riot because their government tried to ban them from raping captured enemies.
>>730818505based
>>730818412>play world of warcraft>account has 20 male human warriors because you have to self-insert as your characterinteresting perspective
>>730818120assmen are being attacked on all sidestrannies think staring at a woman's ass makes you want to chop your dick off/pol/fags think staring at a woman's ass makes you want to chop your dick off AND are a niggerwe just want to stare at women's asses
>>730819051I hate the fake cum
>>730818124No you don't get it, shartoids must prove to themselves how manly they are by labeling everything as tranny-coded and showing up to defeat said trannies
>>730817778>it's just some incel seething
what if i wanna play as a dragon
>>730804752those people are incapable of self reflection, its the kinda dumb shit you'd do as a young teenager then look back at yourself when you're 17 and cringe, except it never happened for them
women are too gay for me
>>730819692then i'm going to fuck you
>>730803589Not all AGP trannies are gay.Some will remain straight men, just insane.>>730803804/thread
playing as a female is how agp starts btw
>>730819502>labeling everything as tranny-coded and showing up to defeat said trannies>defeatHave you seen this thread? Or any of the countless others like it? These retards spend more time trying to convince other people they're trannies than the actual trannies do. They're not trying to defeat anything, they're trying to convert people.
>>730817429sex with wolfie
>>730820015Not all AGP are trannies to begin with
>>730803589Ah, I get it now. OP is gay and he's trying to convince other people that being gay isn't gay.lmao faggot.
>>730803804>you must self insert in every gameIs this a generational thing? Seeing more and more if you fags everywhere.
>>730812550>wearing dresses 90% of the timethey're NOT dresses, they're WIZARD GARMENTS that help me catalyze my powers instead of being slowed down by clunky and useless gear. FOOL
>>730803589OP.
>>730820671Those are the ones that becomes insane further down the line, like fetal position whimpering insane
if my character can't have big tits and big ass, then i choose the human male and self-insert as him.if my character can have big tits and big ass, then i choose the sexiest female and self-insert as a guy mind-controlling my female slave.simple as
>>730820865They only apply this mindset to female characters so they can scream that everyone is trannies. That's how hard they worship trans people.
>>730821050You'll never truly be cool, old man wizard.
>>730821285and you'll never be a woman, ghoul
>>730819826>muh enlightened man of inactioni cringe when i see them too but at least you know they're having fun - meanwhile you and me and everyone else here? just bitching all day. our lives are fucking ungodly and hateful. i wish i was as free as the loony troon
>>730821285Trying to be cool is a young man wizard's game. Old man wizards have more important incomprehensible wizard things to do.
>>730820543
>>730803589>tfw so I don't heed to retarded str8-noid retardnessBeing a het is a curse.
>>730821658I'd rather skip the wizardry to go marry a Unicorn in the Enchanted Forest and be happy.
if it were up to me i would have been born a girl, thats all there is to it
>>730817429Based zoomer
>>730803973disgusting ghoulish freak
I play as a woman because I like women
>>730803589>"stealth" agp tranny grooming thread is the most active thread on /v/ with 355 posts in 5 hoursmany such cases
I am a man who plays as female characters in video games. I am not sexually attracted to men, but I am sexually attracted to women. I guess I'm heterogay, according to /v/.
>>730803589If you're a man that chooses a female mc you're either in the closet or worse
Anyways, since male heterosexuality is collapsing due to foid pressure and men trying to calling every guy not them gay, what will you str8 bros do now?
>>730823394
>>730817982ok renata
>>730823823It's amazing boys and men fell for this brownoid rapist/homosexual retarded shit so hard.
>>730808579i guess i'm the only one that tries to make ocs who fit the world of the game i'm playing. zoomers would call that "cringe" or whatever, but it's fun for me. i play as both guys and girls
>>730803804/thread
I'm a straight man which is why I like cool shit which is why I always play as male characters. The same reason why faggots play as female characters because they are obsessed with cute shit
>YOU'RE GAY!>NO, YOU'RE GAYER!!!!>TRANNY!!!!!!Why do modern """"""""""""""""""""""""men""""""""""""""""""""" act like typical women?
>>730803589>playing with a female avatar is gayExplain how?
>>730817914Exactly. Trannies like things men like because they will never be women.
>>730809646>testosterone levels drop >the world stops working
>>730811946Just screech at anyone who claims you're a woman (you are one of course).
do /v/ fags really get this hung up over this topic?For me its simple. Warrior type class? I go male. Ranger/Rogue type? I go female. Mages are for faggots.
>>730805460Cmon Anon, roleplaying and character building doesn't exist. The protagonist is and will always literally be me.Anytime an author introduces a female character in a story, it must obviously be because they are secretly trans. Characters that aren't literally ME ME ME ME ME don't exist.
>>730818412You're playing the role of the character you stupid fuck. You can self-insert as Mario but that doesn't make you an italian plumber. Custom characters are supposed to resemble a blank sheet, they're who ever you want them to be and if YOU want to you can self-insert. Self-insertion is a choice, not the default. Being immersed in the game world does NOT require self-insertion.
>create character>try make a guy who looks like me>press playEvery game. This is the natural instinct.
>>730826227are the self-inserters in the room with us now?
>>730824468>t. Female avatar method actor born with XY chromosomes
>>730803589So women that play as a male avatar are all dykes?
self-inserting is gaywaifu-making is even gayereither default or make a character that fits the world
>>730826227Playing with dolls is the first manly man instinct to self insert as a creepy weeb loli especially when addressing large internet crowds of permanent judgement
>>730826084That's only for the non canon 2nd 3rd 4th playthroughs. But even then, I'm still picking a guy because there's yet to be a video game where playing as a woman has any kind of real gameplay impact besides a few dialogue options maybe. Nobody is brave enough to make a game with realistic period accurate sexism. So why not selfinsertmaxx and be a guy. I have an easier time imagining myself as a guy of a different race than as a woman, because men fundamentally have very different life experiences from women.
>>730803589My brother in Christ the playing as a female character thing is just yet another pointless endless internet flamewar and if you actually take any of this seriously you need to drive a chainsaw through your abdomen
>>730826442are you having a stroke?
Times you acted like a stupid faggot in front of 2.7M people
>>730826350Not a thing
>>730804508he just like me fr
>>730807202textbook agp cope
>>730826689Cute
Any female-looking avatar I use is inherently a futanari because that's what I want to be. Not a man, woman, femboy, trans, whatever, i want to be a FUTA.
>play as attractive man>you're gay>play as attractive woman>you're tranny>play as ugly character>nobody wants to play with youthere's just no winning
Im getting old anons. I've been on this site for over 20 years and I have seen this same thread with these same replies over and over. Its a bait post that sadly never fails to get reactions and 500+ replies.Honestly who gives a flying fuck what character you pick. Its a game it doesn't fucking matter. None of this shit matters.
>>730803973Heh you're not the first one nor will be the last one. Media, especially interactive media, has been the primary tool of brain washing practices for a really long time now. Even kids are not safe, with gumball being a baddie sissy fag and blues clues showing a pride parade kids are being groomed every single day
>>730803589The third gayest option is an anime girl avatar, I just assume they're trans
>>730827669I kneel
>>730827682>>play as attractive man>>you're gayNo one says this xister
>>730827669Same but I treat futas as women
>>730803804actually i'm just bi which makes it easier for me to self insert as either gender
>>730803589:3
>>730803804nah I'm not a troon. just an AGP. I keep that shit secret and I don't turn myself into a caricature of a woman in my everyday life like some degenerate.
>>730827669Based AGAMP Chad
>>730803589But there shouldn't be any issue playing games like the old Tomb Raider or Resident Evil games. Its only cringe when its these guys going out of their way to make a female character usually in some western RPG and then they try to pass it off like they want to look at a female the whole time because its so gay of them to look at a male character for several hours. You really got to question the mindset of such fags to even come up with something like this in the first place. And yeah I have seen this said enough that I know its a defense cope that comes from such guys.
>>730829096Do you also think those guys will pick a female Mii avatar on nintendo? Clearly there is some merit to wanting to look at some hot ass
>>730828772Whoa nice censor, there's pant and no bulge....
>Play as woman>Everything becomes butch-lesbian Just no
>>730808639because he's a closet homosexual, brown, low-iq mutt.
>>730808639You sound like a faggot anon
>>730808424Yes that would be the fun part which you have coldly missed
>>730829212The thing is its often trannies gaslighting and the ones doing it. Yes they do in fact pick female avatars even if its a Mii they would do it. I'm not against making a female character which is why I posted what I posted. I am however against these guys that might actually be faggots but pretend not to be and post that stupid shit as a cope. Also you will sometimes see these "guys" mock or make fun of a guy for wanting to play a guy character in gaming. It basically seems like some sort of lefty or troon false flagging to me.>the main pointBasically just say you make hot female characters because you are a pervert or want to have a boner while playing. There is no need to justify it at length or attack anyone who doesn't want to play games like this. Just simply say it makes you horny. Its very telling that this is even an issue and to me it goes to show these fags will go to any and all sorts of tricks just to continue to ruin gaming. We shouldn't have to be going to such lengths to defend what we are doing in gaming. Any guy that does should be seen as suspicious for doing so.
>>730803589If I play a bitch I'm making her cute because dressing up is fun and you're a lying faggot if you think otherwise
Funny how every gay man play as a male. While straight men, who choose a female character, just do it because they are lonely and/or virgin
>>730805641>yeah I drink white monster energy because im a white monster and i got that white monster energy>And so he called his lawyer to explain this pink shit
>>730829841You can also paint your nails IRL and wear tail plugs too, mister macho
>All these replies Good bait OP you've kicked the troon hornet nest
>>730829957You don't enjoy dressing up your male characters?
You will never be a lesbian
>>730829957>implying he doesn't already do that
If you self insert as a woman and enjoy the attention of males that makes you straight, simple as.
I guess I am gay now
>you're trans because you play female charactersit's scary to think trannies love using this argument because it worked on a lot of people (including themselves)
>>730803804>liking tomb raider is being a troonfucking zoomer /pol/ tourists
>>730829850sure thing little eggy
>>730803589I like playing as a female in games like Cyberpunk because I can dress them up like a slut and jerk off. If that makes me Trans then like whatever Trans people control your lives now they are in the government but I will never cut my dick off or take HRT so who fucking cares
>>730830398a tranny wrote that, moron
I feel like the real reason anons don't play male characters is because they are jealous of the player character and its subconsciously mogging them.
>>730829850Nigger the lonely male to troon pipeline is real your gonna end up joining them if you don't stop and actually make some friends
>>730830926trannies have been around long enough for lonely men to know trooning out is miserable and leads nowhere
>>730825438>No violent crime means the world stops working???
>>730811946>This is actually kind of genius.It's actually not, the meta is grifting the right, which is why all grifters are on the right (or pretending to be).
I want to become a hot girl and have sex with other hot girls
>>730803589I play as a female because I like controlling women.
>>730803804truth nuke
>>730831265real women pretending to be trannies for money is already happening kek. gullible ass trannies left open a massive market for this stuff
>>730830926But that's a "the other line is moving faster" situation, become a woman during your 20s where women are peaking, after 30s men get the upper hand and now you're just a creep in a dress
>>730831462this
>>730803589how does playing a female avatar when I'm a woman make me gay?
>>730803589Female characters you can look at their ass. Also you’re role playing for them not necessarily as them. “What would this girl do and what would be funny if they did?”
>>730832050lesbians
>>730803589they're both gay in different ways, which is to saythey're both extremely mega homo gay.
>>730803804>cant play any game with a playable female character
>>730815893>samus is in a fully body suit and the game doesn't even tell you and the game doesn't gender reveal until the ending
>playing fighting game >cant play any of the girls or youre gay
>>730832237aint no fixing that buck
>>730832095>you’re role playing for themthis is an autistic way of thinking. i get that they do this weird thing where they can pretend they're playing with dolls, but it's not normal to be unable to immerse and self-insert, especially in a first-person character creator game developed by a company globally famous for making incredibly immersive RPGs.
>>730832050By making the characters engage in butch bull dyke aesthetics or therapy speak therapist brained behavior, respectivelyFull on lesbian shit is never complained about otherwise
>>730832451self inserting is stupid and is the main reason modern media is so shit these days
>>730832050because you're a biological male.
>>730832237This nigga sweeter than a honeybee in a sugarmill.
>>730826487>I'm still picking a guy because there's yet to be a video game where playing as a woman has any kind of real gameplay impact besides a few dialogue options maybe.How is that not good enough? Not everyone looks everything up online like some zoomer. I can think of 10 video games where choosing the female character significantly alters the game even besides. And I usually play as a boy/man in games.>Nobody is brave enough to make a game with realistic period accurate sexism.If it's a period piece sure but if it's not that's not really necessary, especially if it's a fantasy universe. Not everything needs to be Game of Thrones.
>>730808639Because he can't imagine people not masturbating 30 times a day like he does.
>>730832123This.>Has the option to make yourself but cooler>picks femaleAHHHHHHHHH NO YOU'RE NOT THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE NUANCE BROFuck you, yes I am. I WILL give myself superpowers and enjoy making choices I would make with those superpowers.
>>730832478Concord, The OuterWorldsPrime example