Were there really people fucking retarded enough to think that Half-Life 3 would be announced at the Game Awards? Gaben would absolutely do a Steam specific stream for something like that.
I don't valve has spent a single cent on marketing in two decades. They always just drop a video on their YouTube page or put it on the front page of their store page. Imagine thinking that they'll get greasy with "industry insider" when the rest of the gaming industry hates Valve.
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>>730806982I'll be honest I did not expect you to have anything remotely close on hand
You don't get it bro they're definitely making HL3 this time, THIS IS THE YEAR!
>>730807090I take goblin girl molesting very seriously.
>>730806982>>730806741What exactly do short green girls have to do with half life?
Epistle 3 deconfirmed it forever, you retards need to stop deluding yourselves already.
>>730807716Made you click on the thread, didn't it?
It actually is kind of crazy that for all the HL3 community hype, there are comparatively few indie studios making their own heavily scripted physics-based FPS. There's, what, Trepang?Kind of leads me to believe there's not nearly so much demand for this genre
>>730807998Simulating physics with the chaos it inevitably provides in player hands is far too big of a task for the average retard developer. Everything needs to be as simple and controlled as possible, anything but silly ragdolls when you fall over is wishful thinking.
>>730806741>Were there really people fucking retarded enough to think that Half-Life 3 would be announcedyou could have stopped right here
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What if Alyx was a goblin?
>>730809135Half Life 3: Half Height
The game is practically finished. Valve is just waiting for all of the leakfag dates to pass by only to drop the announcement on a random Tuesday.
Goblin girls have smelly, smegma filled phimotic chodes
>>730810003>The game is practically finishedDo you have a single fact to back that up?
>>730810427Girls don't have penises you revolting faggot.
>>730810427Hot. Tell me more.
>>730810492It's so incredibly easy not to reply to arbitrary fetish posts that I can only assume you're trying to increase discussion of them
>>730810585You're absolutely right, I shouldn't have done that.
>>730806741Why not? What sort of 'event' are they going to hold on Steam? It seems like a huge pain in the ass to try to make some kind of live stream within the client itself to advertise a game that practically sells itself.TGAs is a good place to reveal it simply for the fact that all they need to do is sign a check and send over a video file. All of the infrastructure, advertisement, and eyeballs are in place and if Valve wanted to really boost viewership they'd just tease a reveal there.Basically, they can decide how they wanna do it. Of the available spots, TGAs are a good candidate.
FOMO OP. People didn't watch the TGAs thinking it'll be announced, they watched it on the off-chance it would be.
>>730810774All they have to do is put a video on youtube and the entire internet will shit themselves swarming over it and spreading it everywhere for them. They can indeed decide how they want to do it and dealing with dorito pope, or anyone else, simply isn't necessary.The real reason they haven't is because they never will. Laidlaw left and took his story with him, so we got a shitty VR tech demo with Alyx instead.
>>730810546Bathing and hygiene is forbidden in futa goblin culture, seen as a man's dutyOnly on a goblin's wedding night do they peel their foreskin back for the first timeHe is expected to clean off the years of built up filth, traditionally with his tongue though more progressive minded Goblins allow the use of soap and water. The wedding concludes when the goblin is satisfied with his workGoblins are considered virgins until the foreskin is peeled back, and it is considered a great shame for this to occur accidentally or on-purposeGoblins have evolved a tell for this very thing, their foreskin having a hymen-like structure that allows waste and their chunky semen to pass through. Goblins that break this seal prematurely are outcastRate my world building, I wrote it on the toilet
>>730807716About as much as hl3 ever getting released has to do with reality
>>730806741let me guess, that is the goblinsona of some faggot in a dress
>>730806741>convince yourself that THIS TIME IT'S FOR REAL based on absolutely nothing >the date/event rolls around>for the thousandth time nothing happens and it isn't announced or released >everyone who hyped themselves up over nothing but delusions is disappointed I honestly don't understand why people do this, especially for something that people have been unsuccessfully "predicting" for nearly two fucking decades at this point. If it happens, it happens. If it doesn't, it doesn't. Trying to predict it and/or getting hyped over baseless predictions isn't going to make the game magically come out. The only thing you're doing is setting yourself up for disappointment and you have only yourself to blame when you're inevitably disappointed.
>>730812456>BG3 let you have gay bear sex>but doesn't let you have sex with a gobbo shortstackShit game.
Any good goblin girl games on the horizon?
hyper sized gobbo tits...
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>>730806741I haven't played any of the Half-Life games.
>>730807097this but without a hint of ironythere is too much proof that it's in late stage development, past the point of possible cancellation
>>730817163They're pretty good.
