THEY NEED TO ANNOUNCE BIG GAMES FOR SWITCH 2 NEXT MONTH OR I'll GO INSANE.WE NEEDTHE HYPE
big marring
bloodborne kart world
I'm scared. The world hasn't been this bad in decades. Old men in power who won't have to see the consequences of their actions have stopped caring about morals and human rights. Our enemies laugh as we fight amongst our selves. When I thought of the future I used to think of endless possibilities. Now I'd rather not think of the future at all.
Pokemon gen 10 is probably this year and it's gonna be such a shitshow, especially if they insist on making a Switch 1 version. It feels like Nintendo gambled on Bananza being a huge hit and it just wasn't, and another 3D Mario is years from now.
Sadly the shitch cannot even run small games well
What happened to Ampharosposter?
>>730807620>When I thought of the future I used to think of endless possibilities. Now I'd rather not think of the future at all.>endless possibilitiesHit AliExpress and buy NES/SNES/Genesis flashcarts. This future is pretty great
>>730807725Lost to GODjaks
>>730807129>MKW was shit>Dong was shit>Metroid was shit>Air ride was shit>more mario sportslop that will be unfinished on launch (muh content updates)>the rest were patched switch 1 gamesHow did they already fuck up half their major IPs
>>730807691you lost Eric
>>730807129>purple eyes
PREPARE FOR MORE OPEN WORLD SLOP
>>730807938Jannies couldn't handle him shitposting in already off-topic threads.
>>730807129I would lift that things tail and plap the fuck out of it
>>730808373it'll paralyze you though
>>730808010Because they now take infinity years now to make games that used to take them 5 years at the absolute most with far smaller devteam sizes, and their schedules for recent flagship/mainline games lined up in a really terrible way with these devtimes that's going to leave a nasty hole in the Switch 2's catalog for at least the next year (probably more). and their recent/upcoming games are still being made with Switch 1 levels of graphical fidelity. Their devtimes are about to get even fucking worse when they actually start making non-techdemo games with the Switch 2 in mind from the start.
>>730807129This is why PlayStation and Xbox went to shit, hype culture. I'd rather smaller and higher quality games release than bigger lower quality ones designed to bait people.
>>730807129It's time to whip out the trump card.
>>730810970I'm sorry that people aren't as hype for Mario Tennis Babies as you'd like, anon.
>>730808010mkw was more mario kart, no more than what was expecteddong was more odyssey, no more than what was expectedmetroid was more other m, no more than was expectedair ride was more air ride, exactly what was expected
>>730807129why did this irrelevant pokemon get a mega evolution anyways
>>730807129Shut the fuck up and play Animal Crossing New Horizons Switch 2 edition.
>>730808223most wannabe jannies like ampharosposter are just as much of a detriment to the site because they keep giving attention to the shitposters
>>730810970>actually I don't WANT a new mainline Mario/Zelda or Smash Bros anyway, only LE SNOYS would want games like those!!!Is this really the cope you lot are resorting to now
>>730811312If you hadn't noticed most megas went to shitmon.
>>730812173Anon, he didn't say anything about snoys.
>>730812252Oh my mistake, I must've hallucinated him mentioning Sony
>>730807129We heard loud and clearNow here's more news about Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave
>>730812189Giving megas to mons that are popular but underperform in meta was the right idea tho. Shit like Mega Lucario or Mega Rayquaza was retarded.
>>730807129>SneedPharos
>>730807581NINTENDO!!111
>>730812721I think a lot of people don't comprehend yet just what a fucking terrible omen it is that FE was their "one more thing" hype closer for the very first Direct this generation.
>>730811657No it's more like jannies just outright ban posters like that because the actual shitposters that are a detriment to the site give it far more engagement so they're protected by jannies and mods.
>>730813123It's only a bad omen if you don't like video games and are a surface level casual who'll only buy Mario and Zelda.
>>730813307Yes, that's in fact the majority of Nintendo's market. And don't pretend that even all FE fans are excited for more Three Houses slop either.
>>730807676they won't be making a switch 1 version, they need a killer app to get people to buy switch 2s
>>730813532>that's in fact the majority of Nintendo's marketNo, that's not really how Nintendo works. Well not since iwata and he almost fucked everything up trying to utilise brand and hype.
>>730807129buy a steam deck
>>730813532You clearly don't understand how to market a console. It's not about appealing to people who already have the system because the Mario and Zelda people already bought it for mk and Pokemon. Now the point is to grab niche groups hence fire emblem.
>>730814428Yeah, Nintendo were soooooo fucking stupid for having mainline Zelda and mainline Mario in the first year of the Switch 1 instead of Fire Emblem.
>>730814376Hahahahah
>>730807129What’s that? You want more Smash?
>>730814825it plays more nintendo games than the switch can =)
>>730807129What about the new fire emblem? That out yet?
>>730814764So you're just going to pretend games like arms, Xenoblade and Mario + rabbids didn't release first year?Again, you focus on the niche groups, not people like you who have no standards and just buy fir the brand to be part of a clique.
>>730815720In addition, you stupid nigger. Not instead of.
>>730816241Yeah, as in, "in addition to Mario Kart World and Pokemon".How are you not getting this?
>>730816297>Pokémon spinoff and Mario spinoffWow you sure got me there
>>730816435Yeah a pokemon "spinoff" that sells double digit millions and Mario spin off that regularly sells more than mainline titles. It's almost as if they know how to market their console
>>730817223So you're saying they were retards for having mainline Mario and Zelda games on the Switch 1 in its first 7 months. Got it.
>>730812173I like how /v/ went from mocking Nintendo for only making Mario and Zelda games to begging Nintendo to stop making games other than Mario and Zelda
>>730807725Ampharos is posted neither too late or too soon, it arrives precisely when it needs to.
>>730808373Amphy's a male, anon, you're the on getting plapped
>>730817869Or, and this one makes more sense, pokemon and Mario Kart fill the same generic area Zelda and a 3d Mario does.Games for people like you who buy anything.
>>730818440>Pokémon Legends and Mario Kart fill the same niche as Zelda and platformer Mario
>>730807129I... I kinda want to fuck this Pokémon you guys.
>>730813307Literally anything else would’ve been better than closing with stupid FE, they’ll never escape the Corrin and Byleth allegations >>730813532>don't pretend that even all FE fans are excited for more Three Houses slop either.This, also the MC being brown skinned>>730814764I’ll remind everyone of the 2017 lineup, might be missing a few here
>>730810864This is even crazier when you think about how other companies like Koei Tecmo and Bandai make better looking games than their slop in less than two years and they keep releasing a bunch of games every year too. Why can't Nintendo stop doing in house shit if they're going to take almost a fucking decade to make a game and just tell other devs to help them out?
