how fucked are you?
>>730808550>Playing fromslop shitLmao no
>>730808550>SoulslikeNioh 2. Definitely fucked.>Fromsoft Soulslike:Elden Ring. Probably never leave Limgrave, might be fine but definitely lonely>Actual SoulsDark Souls 2. Live in Majula dressing up my brown wife for my amusement, petting the cat and listening to the Herald rant but never get to hear her say she'll never leave my side because fuck off I'm not going in that hole to the Black Gulch
>>730809528>Dark Souls 2my last character was female, so I would either whore myself out in Majula for some souls, or would abuse my knowledge to break the game with hex build
>>730808550>demon's soulsdoubt I'd be able to survive even the first zones in any of the SOULS games, as I have no martial arts skills nor do I have any military background, so I guess I'm just gonna hang out in the nexus and probably ask the maiden if I could lick her feet or something
>>730808550I didn't play any of them so I'm not sure.
You can't die in souls games so I'm fine but not really because I don't want to spend an eternity in that shithole
>>730808550>Demon's SoulsIf you're just in Boletaria a demon is going to tear you a new asshole, if you're at the Nexus then you'll probably be killed by Yurt anyway.>Dark SoulsPretty fucked. Firelink isn't exactly equipped for long term comfort and everywhere else is filled with hostile enemies.>Dark Souls 2Majula isn't that bad, probably the best scenario. Get a cute pyromancer wife I guess.>Dark Souls 3Firelink is slightly better than in 1 but it's still a damp shithole. Nowhere to really escape to either unless you can warp. Safe but shitty.>Elden RingFucked. The only permanent settlements are either sacked, burned, or abandoned by the end game, so you're just waiting for a psycho to gut you or wildlife to maul you.Never played BB but it's Lovecraftian horror so no.
>>730811563You can't really die in Souls, but that's not the worst scenario ever.The real hell is repeating the same day over and over. (The movie Groundhog Day, for example.)
>>730812269>The real hell is repeating the same day over and overOh to be this young and naive like this again.
>>730808550'>how fucked are you?i immediately hollow on purpose and start attacking friendlies
I would be fine because I know how to make broken builds in dark souls 1
>>730812450I think he meant repeating the same day for eternity is hell
>>730812450>youngWrong. 42, my friend.I already know a song for my funeral. Pet Sematary.>>730812542Yes, that's what I meant.
>>730811563>>730812269Typically Souls immortality is contingent on some status (undead curse, tarnished, etc) I think the implication was that you're transported into the world as your normie ass self.
I never played a soul game or a soullike game before
>>730808550>Dark Souls 1>with my shitty archer build I've been playing around withI can still item dupe and get 99 strength in this scenario, right?
>>730812593Even if you're not tarnished, death is broken in the lands between so you just rez anyway. Unless you're a special boy and popping with runes like the demigods or buried near the roots of the erdtree, then you get hewn into the erdtree so it can recycle your runes. But I guess if you're human in Dark Souls and don't have your slice of the dark soul from pappa pygmy you're fucked
If you were isekai'd you would just be a normal motherfucker, which means:>No immortality>No bonfire/grace>No warping to or between bonfires/graces>No estus>You can probably collect and spend souls/ruins, but you would not have the ability to level up
>you will be eternally cock blocked by smough and the other guy from spending the rest of your days squished between gwynevere's huge thisFate worse than death
>Dark Souls Fine as long as I don't have the undead curse (yet) I can just not go to Lordran>DS2Just chill in Majula until I lose my mind and drop down the hole>DS3Try to make it to the painting and stay there sniffing Lady Friede's feet for eternity or until that one asshole shows up>Elden Ring Ask Yura if he could show me the way to his home country, I'd rather deal with the samurai civil war than the hell that it is Lands Between
>>730812962>be normal as fuck>not constrained to everyone in setting's limited ass movement>climb in through the window and proclaim my eternal service to my illusion wifeez
>>730812947you'll also not have any iframes on your rolls, just like irl if you roll in front of a train, the train is not gonna care about iframes as it gores you to death
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>>730812962>Anon spends decades mastering magic and the blade, careful to not get killed before he can reach Anor Londo>Manages to, through careful planning and strategy, take out fatty and bean pole.>Sees his busty reward, all the pain and sweat and tears will have been worth it nuzzle into those divine breasts.>Charge into Gwynevere's chamber, before she can even utter a word anon jumps headfirst into her magnificent breasts.>The illusion evaporates as anon crashes.>Darkmoon cunts are now hunting you for blasphemyFFUUUUUUCKKKKKK
>>730813286You are not lifting that shield with your irl stats.
>>730813298seems like I'll have to master the art of sniffing teats without touching them
>>730813391You got me. Fine, I'll just go hang out with the puppet rapist. At least he seems to know how to have a good time
>you get isekai'd but you're just normal lolif you can get isekai'd then you can level up
>>730814175>muh power fantasy All the fromsoft souls games link leveling to either an npc or a special interaction. You aren't undead or tarnished so you get nothing.
