Why is everyone better at Melee than me?
>>730808616You don't ROID
stop doing drugs
>>730810639Nein.
>>730811581
>>730811858>when a JOOZ takes VyvanseI'm using it for gamedev and webdev, lmfao
>>730808589Where are you from, OP? Wanna play?
>>730812416In fact I'm fixing Melee cause no one can actually play it right except me
>>730812641ColoradoidDepends,Who do you main?
>>730808589ItemsDorf onlyTemple
>>730813318Yeah no thanks. I'm in the EU. Falcon. Good luck.
>>730813428>>730813854I play dorf and falcon as 2 of my six mains, the rest Link, Young Link, Marth and RoyHonestly while they're fun their fairs should be nerfed to match Link'sBut that's why I'm fixing Melee so no worries lads
>>730814969Falcon Roids btwAll of my mains ROIDThe other characters are natty that's why they SUCK
MetROID is in Super Roid Bros
because its a children's party game and we all stopped playing when we were 8 to focus on actually difficult and engaging challenges in life
>>730812648in what way are you fixing it?
>>730808589>tried to play vidya with this one dude I knew>had plenty of racing games, fps games etc to do 2p split screen with>would autistically insist he only ever wanted to play smash>alright fine>demolishes me>keep trying to play because he wants one more round>tell him this kinda sucks to keep playing when it's so one sided>insisted I just needed to practice and I wouldn't get better unless I kept playing against him>except I really wasn't having any fun>eventually we stopped but then he insisted I look up videos on how to block and dodge, take advantage of each stage, combos etc>he sends me a bunch>literally hours worth of content>told him I'm not gonna do all this shit>"But it's fun when you git gud :)"I just don't get fighting game fags. Like combos and shit are no problem for me in action games but this is too much autism for me.
>>730817143Even when I was 8 everyone was fucking rancidI get drunk to kill the vyvanse high from coding all dayand write down movesets that keep the melee flavor but are original can still win drunk as fuck
>>730808589You're autistic and skilled enough to demolish any normie but not good enough for the competitive scene where they play 8 hours a day.
>>730817306Killing dash dancing and wave dashing without the retarded trip mechanicBalancing characters so no one is ridiculously OP like Fox and Falco's smashes that have zero telegraphing and KO under 100%No cheap ass ledge shitForced to use all moves not just spamming Ahttps://youtu.be/56Y17KjibRA
yeah but have you beaten all the events? probably not, chump. probably haven’t even unlocked game and watch. LOL
>>730818283When I don't wave dash or dash dance like a retard running into attacks it freaks them the fuck out. I bet I could demolish any one of them by just playing normally and not spamming cause they have no "strat" against an opponent who actually fights back and doesn't run and hide in the cuck corner under a platform which there are various tools to reach under to flush out the little rattos
>>730818343Yeah,That's how I got goodNot by copying MewJewKing and his banned strats
>>730817793Faggoids like that are the reason why the game sucks, they all want a one-sided fightI would intentionally downplay my abilities against people IRL to make it more funYou needed to just practice against CPUs and play the game normally you don't need to copy anyone, just get good at dodging and downsmashing these faggots love spamming grab, you can still come back with high damage, in fact it's an advantage to be at high damage cause cunts are only used to "tech chasing", "punishing" and ledge gimping as "zero-to-death" strat, resulting in early, low damage, unsatisfying KOs.In my game that won't be a thing, KOs will be satisfying not cucked.
>>730818430They need a competitive floaty character. I used to be able to beat my high rank friends as Zelda, if they were playing super wavedash characters like Luigi. She didn't stand a chance against fox or Falco though. Too fast.
>>730820482Luigi gets owned by a simple timed downsmash Zelda is fun to counter against with her bair spamI'll had already planned for a Peachlike cause Peach is also fun to OWN
>>730821504But I scrapped the idea for now, Marth is already floaty as it is.
>>730818309>without the retarded trip mechanicWhat?
>>730822609Membah brawlThat was their answer to dash dancingYou're not supposed to do it
>>730823159Brawl sucked and smash died with 4
>>730811581god tier combo. but replace the beer with opiates and its even better.
>>730825453Melee will be revived with Smash 4 play styles via my gameNo more of this slop
>>730825809Opiates are boring, they just make me want to sleepUsually I replace the beer with vodka and powerade
I put thousands of hours into easily but slippi made me realize melee is a shit game. once youve reached upper tiers of ranked it becomes incredibly apparent how much fucking easier the game is if you picked one of the 4 actually good characters.
>>730808589post you're code
>>730826307This is the result of min-maxxing everything
>>730826307>going with the easier charactersDid you not see the OP me of me OWNING Fox as ROID?
>>730826761yeah thats not really a big deal in silver 2
>>730826948ROID is even better against MarthWhat more evidence do you need to prove that ROID is fun and BASED?>>730826371ROID#976
>>730826371Aight bitch
>>730817793>He doesn't like the insurmountable challenge of facing someone with more experienceYou will never be a warrior
