Why are STR-based weapons always the most satisfying?
>>>/ecelebs/
>>730809139Cringe because massive two handed swords (dex) > retarded hammers
>>730809139Can this asshole stop using the same weapon as me?I don't want to use the same weapon as the bike cuck!Why does he even use a hammer. He is far too weak. The bike cuck cannot swing a two hanede hammer. Hammers are for true warriors only. He should pick up a katana instead.
Hammercuck!
>>730809139>amy's hammerfigures that egg wants the girl weapon
>>730809650The hammer is literally the most masculine weapon to ever exist because they are heavy and require the most strength and fitness to wield effectively. In the hands of a female or weak cuck, a hammer is nothing but a worthless burden but a truly powerful warrior can fell enemies with it that a sword or axe couldn't even put a dent in.That's why they were often used by knights, knight killers or cavalery when it comes to one handed ones.
STR is gay thoughThe real cool kid's weapon is giant scimitars and scissorblades
are you guys still hung up on his bike comic?
>>730809139isn't that the guy that was so happy is bike got stolen he made a whole comic about it?
>>730809821
Nah, give me something retarded and unorthodox like boomerangs, fishing pole, musical instruments,etc.
>>730809915He also has a yuri fetish and fantasizes about being cucked and being called "the bike cuck" by yuri girls. I am not making this up.
>>730809821Only manchildren and redditors like oversized hammers.
>>730809821mace is a cleric sissy weapon. men use swords
>>730810115>Clerics>SissiesMMOs and porn have rotted your brain.
I would much rather have fun with min max dex weapons like whips and rapiers, but they always to pathetic chip damage. Spear is the closest/most ideal middle ground.
>>730809139>>730809650>>730809915.
>>730809821>hammerfag doesn't know warhammers primarily used the large spike on them and not the hammer face>hammerfag doesn't know warhammers were incredibly light
>>730810115>The heavy skull crusher and armor basher that takes the most strength to wield is a "sissy weapon">Real men use the lightest weapon that takes little to no strength to use.
>>730810072Not the worst fetish to have
>>730810339>hammerfag doesn't know warhammers were incredibly light
>>730810498Are you blind and retarded, Anon?
Spearbros what if we put a hammer on the head of our weapon?
>>730810498That’s a fucking Halberd kek. Hammers really are for the dumbest people imaginable.
>>730810567>>730810686That's just real life two handed warhammers.The ones in games are bigger because most video game characters are stronger than mortal humans so they can wield them.
>>730810823
>>730810010/thread
I like one-handed weapons because I can pair it with a shield in the other hand
>>730810327>Use spear>Fun intricate spacing game vs random fodder mobs>Completely useless against giant damage sponge bosses with arena wide attacks.
Why the fuck isn't this absolutely standard and top tier for weaponry? You can still two hand swords/spears but if they get up close you block attacks and poke them in the eyes with a backhand
>>730809139>STR
>Me on my way to bludgeon the bike cuck to death, reclaiming the honor of my weapon.
>>730809821war hammers don't look like that cartoon shit
>>730811109it's the little things
>>730811191>Real warhammers do not look like fantasy warhammers.Did you know that real life swords don't look like massive slabs of metal too?
>>730811108Because the point of shields is to ablate damage by creating an extra layer of protection between your arm and the strike you’re defending against. Normally you have the shield over your gloved/armored arm and that’s two layers of defense. Now make your gauntlet also your shield and you’re literally halving your defense.
>>730811029In video games, I am more of the two handed guy because I enjoy the raw power, but in real life a shield can be super useful if you don't wear armor.And one handed weapons are easier to carry for civilian self defense than a long-ass two hander too.
I've changed my mind on the coolness of 2H swords since I started playing Halfsword. I used to think they were boring, now I understand that they're the final boss of one-on-one melee combat.
>>730811108Unwieldy and historically got oil all over your hands.
>>730809230hold still while I sledgehammer your moms pussy
>>730809139Blunt weapon threads are always so funny
>>730809139It's satisfying for like an hour or two and then it becomes kind of boring when your solution to every problem is walk up > R1 once > enemy dead > repeat
>>730811431*blocks you're path (from 3000 years ago and still counting)*
>>730809139
>>730811108Historically, shields started getting bigger and heavier as bow/crossbow/spear tech got more advanced and started using better materials, having a bunch of heavy metal shit hanging off of an already large and heavy shield makes it almost impossible to use it actively in combat, and your shield getting snagged on stuff or people gets you killedAlso, the ever-present, timeless truth of 'we have to make 2000 of these a year, make them cheap.'
>>730811610>gets inside your guard for even a second>you're now a fucking headless corpse
>>730811431>tfw every enemy in Half-Sword apparently uses fucking vorpal blades 1,000,000 times folded with wootz steel capable of slashing you in twain with one slash like the wretch you are like they're out of a goddamn seinen fightan anime>meanwhile your character often just slaps them with the blunt side of the blade for like a whooping 5 damage
>>730811624This is much better.I would say that a big ass axe is still too powerful and heavy for the bike cuck to handle but at least he abandoned the hammer as he should.
>>730809139Bike Cuck
>>730811713>*teleports behind you*Go figure.
>>730811715Furrycuck!
Hammers are only cool when lolis wield them
>>730809139I'll always be a dual wield dagger/throwing knife guy myself. "Their armor is weak at the neck and under the arm" type shit.>>730809915>pic related
>>730811715Hear him out, he has a point
>>730811728Turn down the gore to like 1/4, it makes it so limbs aren't flying around every single match.
>>730811715Trvke
I'm surprised nobody's made an empty bike rack edit yet
>>730811992>turn down the gore
>>730812096You can still turn up the blood if it makes you feel better
>>730812164But Half Sword without the gore is like a graphic novel without the graphics....
>>730811952LS is the most boring weapon of them alleven worse than hbg
>>730812246It makes the rounds too short, I want to trade hits, not lose both arms, my head, and get cut in half in 0.0004 seconds every match because the game glitched and registered my opponents sword as swinging at 500000mph for a momentI usually turn down the damage dealt/taken by 50% too.
>>730809139>>730811952>>730811624Here, I fixed this shit!
>>730810076>oversizedWarhammers were a thing. They had times and places where they would have been a nice choice. Little bit situational though. Most situations would probably call for something else. Oversized anything is in the realm of fantasy anyway. Oversized hammers in particular would be impractical and ineffective if you are trying to appy some kind of notion of real world logic or physics. I don't mean to imply that they wouldn't work as a club, but that they would simply be infinitely outclassed by an actual club of similar size and material.
>>730811715HOLY BASED
>>730812518>>730811952>>730811715>>730811624>caring to validate opinions with bikecuckIs the point supposed to be that the thing he's all geeked out about is gay? Cause that would be my take away.
Spears, swords, and knives are the only weapons that stood the test of time and everything else is comparatively a meme
>>730809139Something about this guy just seems so inauthentic. 'Uncanny valley', but applied to his personality and creations. Like a "hey fellow kids" sort of thing, but instead it's "hey fellow fans of things".
>>730812801Having your opinions just be reactionary to whatever some comic artist's opinion is would be pretty lame my dude. Why you let someone you don't like decide what you think by playing opposites?
>>730812518Add a bike on the last one
>>730812564Warhammers were great at defending against ladders in a siege. There are accounts of men being knocked unconscious on the top of the ladder, falling down and knocking other attackers off the ladder.Bludgeoning weapons were also good on horseback, where accuracy is difficult to achieve. It's easier to swing a big iron brick on a stick than to try to find a weak point in someone's armor from atop a running horseThey're also used to defeat opponents with unpadded armor.
>>730811952for me, it's this, this has never been topped
>>730809139>stupid retarded image of a hammer>just a limb on a stickwhy cant we get sexy realistic maces and hammers
>>730812842Various forms of maces and hammers have always been used through human history in every culture.From troglodytes simple sticks and rocks to stone maces to steel maces and hammers, flails, Goedendag, lucerne hammer, bec de corbin, horsemans hammers, gada, kanabo, quarterstaves all up to todays baseball bats, self defense canes and PR-24 batons. Truth is that the bludgeon is the most ancient weapon and will always be used as long as humans exist.
>Get MH:World>Pick Hammer>Fight monster>Immediately find a 2 foot hill>Slide down it and jump>Whirlwind multi-hit and break off monster parts>Run back giggling like a retard and do it againAnd it was still fun 200 hours later.
>>730809139>one-handed sword with nothing elseretarded
>>730813189Play Exanima, Half Sword and Kingdom Come Deliverance 1 (1 only).Skyrim if you can stomach some od proportions.
>>730812981The bike has been stolen.
>>730813247But it does look more aestheticShields tend to be rather boring and plain unless you go outlandish with them
>>730813214>lucerne>bec de corbinI struggle to include those if they're primarily carried for the piercing spike rather than being used as a blunt instrument
you will like it and you will be happy about it
>>730813560it looks retardedwhat's your free hand for, throwing gang signs?
>>730809139Anyone can hold a dagger or a gun, not everyone can hold and swing a 50lb hammer
>>730813335Yes, add the bike being stolen.
>>730809230No it's cringe because 2 handed swords (str or quality)>hammers
>>730813560Shields look cool when there is art on them.I am a huge fan of Mount and Blade shields because they always carry your coat of arms. Skyrim Round shields also came with various cool motives and I think Kingdom Come has animal design shields.But plain shields are pretty lame.
>>730811108>what if you had a shield, but it had a built in lantern, could hold your scabbard and was attached to your armGimmicks are gimmicks for a reason
>>730811715>put her in a bikini
>>730810328The worst thing is that if you showed this to him, rather than being insulted he would probably get off to it himself.
>>730813214>flailsFlails and meteor hammers have no documented warfare use, they're a meme weapon
>>730809139Strength weapons suck though. Strength guys either lug their weapon over their shoulder like a sack of rice or awkwardly hug it to their chest, hobbling around, throwing themselves off balance and wildly overswinging and hitting the walls hurting themselves more with the resulting hernia than anything their bludgeon could inflict.Slow, clumsy, winded after one swing. That's now how a fighter should be. A proper warrior should be highly skilled and in excellent shape. Swift and technical, sharp-eyed and quick to react, aggressive and graceful like a panther.>t. ScimitarCHAD
>>730813719Bro. Your grappling?
>>730814263>Flails and meteor hammers have no documented warfare use, they're a meme weapon
>>730813719Well you could always pair it with some magic spells or a pistol insteadOr POCKET SAND
>>730809139depends on the game really. I loved using greathammers in Elden Ring, but I basically only liked skill weapons in Bloodborne. I also prefer finesse weapons in most CRPGs
>>730813215it was even more fun in IB where you could do that shit off of any charged attack with the clutch claw move
>>730813719>what's your free hand for, throwing gang signs?would be kino actually
>>730810375Yup because men understand the value of aesthetics. Take your peasants' club and understand that as always brute strength is for beasts. Not men.
>>730814364Flails were historically a peasant weapon since they were agricultural tools.
>>730813719Fencing postureIf you turn your side towards your enemy, you have slightly more reach and reduce your striking surface (meaning you have less area to protect).Parrying > blocking with a big dumb board in any case
>>730810328Why would a bike be tight?What the fuck does that even mean?
>>730814819>Parrying > blocking with a big dumb board in any caseproofs?
>>730811715agreed
>>730815093>His bike is looseEveryone point and laugh!
>>730815093In American slang it means cool
>>730810076Agreed. It’s always been a reddit weapon. Swords are the ideal
>>730815093>t. loose bike haverlmaoo
>>730815093*sigh*https://e621.net/posts/1206105
For me it’s the billhook
>>730813560Smashing someone's face with a heater shield is a joy no fencer will ever know
>>730809139This is basically Nightreign in a nutshell and for almost every character.
>>730809139>only one giant hammer
>>730814814It was used by the successful Hussite rebellion.
>>730814691t. sissy noble with no battlefield experience about to get knocked out and ransomed by a true man at arms with a hammer.
>>730815469The sword is the weapon for sissy nobles who are scared of getting blood on their fancy overpriced clothes.The hammer is the weapon of the rough and experienced warrior who doesn't fear the battlefield.
>>730816468>>730816779>afraid of getting blood on their clothes>uses a slicing weaponyour strawman makes no sense
>>730814691>tackles you to the ground and drives a dagger under your gorget Nice "aesthetics" faggot
Female Knight two handing an Arming Sword, my favorite vidya game look
Female Rogue two handing a Dagger, my favorite vidya game look
>>730817112Go back into your fancy castle and hide behind your knights before I knock you out in one hit and ransom you for 1/4 of your kingdoms wealth.
>>730817250no literally what could you have possibly meant by thatwhy would a noble afraid of blood use a slicing weapon
>>730809139God I hate this guy. He insists upon himself.
I only play parry builds if it involves more danger than block buildsIf your parry build is just "hit the normal block button with perfect timing", your parry gameplay is shit
>>730817454what is your ideal parry gameplay & do you have an example
>>730817482Ideal? hard to say.But here's an easy example of a place to start: Breath of the Wild. In it, you have to actually DROP your guard to hit the parry. So if you mess up your timing, you just eat shit. In perfect guard games, missing a parry means you still get a normal guard. It's lame.Dark Souls is a similar way, only IIRC it's a different command from blocking entirely.Ignore the fact that parrying in BotW is mostly pointless because perfect dodging is both easier and rewards more damage, I'm trying to make a point.
>>730817287Because swords are for sissy nobles who are obsessed with "elegant combat" and aren't fit enough to wear armor or use hammers.Hammers are real, heavy duty weapons for real heavy duty warriors who fear nothing.
>>730814263Let me hit you over the head with one desu. It will simply bounce off because they're so ineffective.
>>730817482Oh, I also forgot, it seems like such a bizarre one to bring up, but SAO Alicization Lycoris has the most robust defensive system in existence. It has everything>perfect guards>perfect dodges>guard drop parries>command countersand the game is NOT good enough to make you make use of all of them lmao (game is okayish)
>>730817616then we're back at square one of "your strawman makes no sense" because knights are both part of the nobility and use swords alongside polehammers and the likes
>>730817616NTA but you're dumb as a brickHow very fitting that you're obsessed with blunt weapons
>>730809139why do people think being counter norm is edgy cool and unique? like>im so unique im way more unique than anyone else with my unique creative ideas>milq toast sublet iq idea like warhammer is (((better))) than sword and axewow so unique and cool good job
>>730817605>>730817674I'm fond of Furi's combat where there are just dodges, parries and perfect parries, but no held block
>>730810010Get his ass
>>730809139I prefer glaives (sword on stick) but a halberd (axe on stick) is good too.
>>730817682Knights used hammers, one- and two handed, lances, poleaxes, halberds, spears and such with a dagger for wrestling.Sissy nobles who hide behind their bodyguards used swords to terrorise unarmed unarmored peasants who couldn't fight back.
Muh realism in weapons is so boring because length always wins. You either poke them with the sharp stick before they get close, or shoot them with an arrow before they get close. So just go with rule of cool, which is obviously a bigass doubleheaded pole axe with the heads bigger than a torso that would wind a normal man in 3 swings but that doesn't matter because it's a game.
>>730818215you personify a 180 on hollywood's sword wank by inventing a history where swords were used exclusively by your conception of what nobility (which knights are part of) is and are equally retarded
>>730818485You are braindead and likely brown.Not all nobles were equal.Knights with hammers, axes, lances etc were tough nobles.Sword fencers who aren't fit enough to wear armor or wield hammers and fear the battlefield worse than the plague were sissy nobles.
>>730818790It's not just knights against knights, there's common soldiers and mercenaries too
>>730818790except knights used swords as wellfencing is not all sword combat and your attempt to depict it as such falls under "inventing a history where swords were used exclusively by your conception of what nobility is"
>>730818889>except knights used swords as wellAs entertainment for the crowd.But in real battles, it's a horse and a lance, hammer or on foot with a poleaxe, halberd, spear or hammer plus dagger for wrestling.
>>730819025>inventing a history where swords were used exclusively by your conception of what nobility iseither list your proofs or concede
>>730815569Would
>>730819098>inventing a history where blunt weapons didn't existeither list your proofs or jump off a building
>>730813961What an absolute madman if real.
>>730819195>>inventing a history where blunt weapons didn't existyou are reading posts that I did not make and arguing against statements that were not madeI accept your concession
>>730811108>stab with shield blade>the entire thing contorts around your arm>slice>slides around and it contorts around your arm>oh no my enemy has a mace>smashes your completely exposed hand into pulp>shield gets penetrated >hot oil everywhereGood ideas tend to be replicated. This wasnt replicated because it wasnt that good. Looks cool though.
>>730811029Shields are gay unless you use 2 shields and slam people to death with your girth like a medieval linebacker.
>>730819253>I accept your concessionIf you have nothing better to say than spamming buzzword slop I take that as winning the discussion.Good day, subhuman.
>>730819494mad
What the fuck is this 'sissy noble' autism even?
>>730819494>buzzword>followed by slop
How do I get /v/ to spam my art everyday?
>>730819587>>730819593But enough about yourself
>>730819761Draw something meme-worthy or cute enough that waifufags/furries latch onto itOr go the dark route and make wojak edits + politics bait
>>730819761>Be an actual cuck>Have a yuri fetish>Have a humiliation fetish>Make an extremely humiliating comic where you behave like a cuck
>>730819656>What the fuck is this 'sissy noble' autism even?It comes from you.You are the sissy noble.
>>730819793seething
>>730819793>no umad
>>730819979Yes I know you are.
>>730810498>>730810821Anon, those are polehammers(likely Lucerne Hammers?).Not that they were all that heavy though, I believe they are usually estimated somewhere between 3-6 pounds.
>>730820401>3-6 poundsThe long pole with most of the mass concentrated at the end makes it feel quite heavier and hit harder.I never said that they are as heavy as feantasy hammers but they are a lot heavier than swords or spears and require decent strength and endurance to use effectively.
The fists.
>>730820573Not my personal choice but still very based and worthy of respect. And wrestling was used by knights too.
>>730820573With or without gauntlets?
Say what you want atleast Spearfags aren't coping as hard as this hammerlet
>>730820843Bare knuckle. If the strength in my hands isn’t good enough then I’m unworthy of using them to brawl.
>>730820854no word of a lie i didn't even suggest that hammers weren't used i just think "maining" one weapon in a battle is stupid
>>730820854>Casually destroy some cuck in a debate>"hammerlet" lost and is coping acktschually
>>730821027Why are you like this?
>>730821102Because I am based obviously.
>>730809139Bardiche
>>730821173Based on what?
>>730821173No, why are you like this?
>>730821197>the virgin LARPER
>>730821212Just based.>>730821223Because I am based obviously.
Sissy Noblemen MINDBROKE him...
>>730821294Sorry Anon but I don't speak Ebonics, can you be more specific?
>>730810010>fictional kids media>whole point is the obvious juxtapositionOw the autism.
>>730821465Not my fault you do not speak english.
>>730821334Please anon, this is just pitiful.
>>730809139you can tell this is an old comic because it doesnt have the retarded resolution and whatever filter he uses nowadays
>>730821102That question can be asked of both of you considering you choose to continue engaging him despite seemingly deriving neither a satisfactory answer or pleasure from doing so.
>>730821708>or pleasure from doing so.You don't know that.Maybe they are getting off to being debated into the ground so hard.
>>730821774At this point I can only assume you both get your rocks off by autistically arguing about medieval weaponry and whether or not the other guy was owned on a Laotian pangolin milking web blog.
>baby mode STRanny>satisfying
>>730821921>The most masculine roll on the battlefield>"Tranny" somehowBrainrot from HRT must be real.
>>730822015>roll
>>730822062>niggerfaggot
>>730822015Magelets and dexkeks got real uppity once Elden ring can out and handheld them to victory.
>>730821197>forgive me m'lord, but i have to go all out just this once
#relatable
Strength builds are the most difficult and high skill way to play Souls games and any other RPGs because you will have to cope with slow weapon animations. But you will get rewarded by satisfying impact, staggers and huge damage numbers.
>>730822015>obsessed with projecting masculinityCloseted teenager or nigger. Maybe both.
>>730822258Don't talk to your superiours like that, dexslut.
>>730822354>superiours
>>730822194>Strength builds are the most difficult and high skill way to play Souls games>implying Zweihander pancakes don't trivialise everything
>>730815093Have you people never ridden bikes with a tight suspension?
>>730822491Please understand; He had to make INT his dump stat to optimize his strength build. Spelling errors are inevitable.
>>730809139looks better as a girl
>>730822501You need to time and position your slow heavy attacks carefully with a strength build to archive pancaking.
>souls games requiring skill>str not a sissy build with free game pausing staggers and poise breaksdoublemao
>>730822491Maybe he's royalty using the majestic plural.>but he writes like a niggerJust like my good friend the Prince of Nigeria. Well, we're e-mail friends, but you get the idea.
>>730822882Unlike dex builds that can just mash R1 to win, every attack is a commitment for a strength build and can make a difference between pancaking the enemy in one hit or missing and getting punished. Just like a real knight, you need to be careful, patient but also know when to strike quickly with a strength build.
>>730822194Salt and Sanctuary says otherwise.
>>730822694cockcuck
>>730822694Normally I wouldn't like this, but the bike cuck is such a pathetic faailed "male" that it honestly baffles me how he didn't troon out yet.
Most fun weapons ever in videogames:>goat: mhgu valor hammer>sword: mhgu valor great sword>firearms: mhgu valor hbg
>>730822152aight this one made me laugh
The only cool type of sword is the dagger or knife. Whetever it is a concealed weapon for stealth assasinations where a hammer/axe/mace would be far too large or if it's used during wrestling to stab into an armored knights armpits.It's not a primary weapon for a warrior or adventurer though but something you wear on your belt and use situationally. Bonus points if it doubles as a tool.
>>730824190a sword is superior in every way except concealment
>>730813704Unfortunately it is so shit in Elden Ring.
>>730824828You mean the meme warpick without thrust damage?
>>730824924Apparently they fixed that at some point. It is still noticeably less damage than other hammers though.
>>730822152I don't get it.
>>730825301i wish i didnt but godman is doing the quirky chungus japanese girl "idk, sorry" pose
>>730810498every melee weapon should be str based
>>730825515https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYCP71qcYZw
>>730825563meant for >>730809139
>>730825563No, slop weapons like katanas and rapiers should be dex based and not scale with strength at all.Manly melee weapons like axes, hammers, spears and such should be strength based.
>>730810328Sauce me anon, I keep finding the actual cuck comic
>>730809139On a more positive note, I recently found a massive 16 kilogram hammer in Devil Spire but I couldn't wield it because my stats were too low.I decided to lug around that heavy thing with me anyways, eating up most of my inventory capacity, until I had the endurance to wield it. But when I finally had the endurance to use it, holy shit it was all worth it. The thing just absolutely annihilated enemies into pieces. And spellcasters would fall in just a single swing from full health. On top of that, unlike other high damage weapons, the thing lasted forever and I crushed about 4 floors worth of high level enemies just with the hammer.Then it finally broke on the final bossfight after putting a huge dent into the bosses health bar. RIP best weapon in the game!
>>730809139how is it possible for a guy to be a "pick me"?
>>730809139dual wield spears albeit
>have an autistic fascination with spear/staff combat>spent dozens of hours researching techniques and applicability from different countries>play any feudal/medieval combat game>light attack: thrust>heavy attack: slower thrustI get why but it still makes me mad
>>730826497You can't really strike with a spear.I guess you can try to slash with a spear but that's stupid and would do low damage. Spears are thrusting weapons.Staves are striking and thrusting weapons though.
>>730826497there is not much you can do with a spear anyway. it is the one trick pony thrust shit weapon>>7308257652 handed sword are manly
>>730825956https://vidya.pics/post/view/116286Here you go you cuck!
>>730811431I prefer the medieval spiked baseball bat
>>730810821>doesnt know what a bec de corbin isYou just made a fool of yourself, on the internet!
>>730809139The hidden truth that not many people know is that the bike cuck is only LARPing that he would like hammers to appear less like a sissy and a cuck online.In reality, he despises hammers because they are too fucking heavy for his twig arms and he keeps falling over trying to swing one and gets completely winded in a single swing. His actual favourite weapon in reality is the katana because it is a light weapon that is ideal for his weak sissy cuck body type and the sharp edge allows him to cut unarmored enemies even when applying very little force with his tiny arms.
>>730815569Well of courseWhy not
>>730828045>hammer apologists are insecure homosexuals trying to hide itSTOP THE PRESSES!!
>>730819282>stab with shield blade> shield blade
>>730809821Dexfags dont have enough mass in their brains either
>>730811624>switchaxeMy man
>>730828178You are an insecure homosexual trying to hide it
>>730820573great movie, would eagerly suck tom hardys cock
>hammersreddit>swordschad knowers
>>730828045People here form an identity around weapons they never actually use?
>>730829339>hammersOne man army juggernauts>>730829295>swordsCuck sissies who cannot die from exhaustion from swinging a hammer once
>>730829431>You dont? Fucking nerd
>>730829562>who cannot die from exhaustion
>>730829692Esl mutt
>>730829339>spears/his/ nerds
>>730829792+1 izzat
>>730829858Do not redeem the ESL, saar.
>>730829562do you know what "cannot" means because i dont think you do
>>730830084>ESL doesn't know what a trivial spelling error isIt's just a leftover from a scrapped previous iteration of the post.Sorry if it confuses your ESL brain.
>>730809139now make the player character smaller
>>730830256>erroneously leaving a word in is a "spelling" error
>>730830256>trivialThat's not trivial you god damn illiterate, that changes the meaning of the whole sentence!
>>730830448>Make iteration of the post>Proofread>Sounds bad>Scrap iteration of the post>Forget to delete one word>Rewrite postOf course an ESL like you won't understand such simple concepts.
>>730822152his style keeps getting worse and he keeps getting unfunnier somehowhow is that even possible
>>730830564And you didn't proofread a second time?
>>730830564>not proofreading after rewritingsimple concept indeed
>>730830624>>730830629I have a deadline to consider. I can't take forever writing these posts.
>>730830757>I have a deadline to consider>posting about sissies and swords on 4chanI'm sure...
>>730827513Guhhh... I'm not a cuck...
>>730830757Then don't proofread the first time or better yet use the highlight feature so you don't miss words with your infallible incompetence
>>730827513not my proudest fap
>>730830757Just say you made a mistake then and move on, holy shit man.
Axes require more dex than swords.
>>730811610>and still counting
I will leave this thread now but before I go:Hammers are based and real through history in different cultures.Axes, spears, polearms and such are also based.If you think that a sword is better than a hammer, you are a huge cuck and very weak and likely get off to being emasculated by lesbians just like the bike cuck.All of this is indisputable objective truth.
>>730831260It has been over four hours
>>730820573B a s e d .
>>730809139>swordbased>hammerbased>axecringe
>>730831260And that's why swords dominated societies and continue to dominate media to this day.There's a copious amount of famous swordsmen in media, but the only and most well known hammer user is amy rose, heh.Now, you may go.
They are all cool. Making a X is better than Y about everything these days is extremely pointless, retarded and low effort.
>>730831559Mario
>>730810115there's nothing more sissy than doing more weapon maintenance than actual fightingchip damage, blood/fat corrosion, even bending if you get unlucky, a blade quickly becomes a liability in combat
>>730831260swords are cooler. Swords, axes and hammers are all good. The true "melee" cuck weapon are spears. spear users like to be confortable at the other end of their stick because they are scared to be in the heat of battle like a true warrior
>>73081032834 year old man btw
>>730834076is there a problem?
/v/ talking about history and weapons makes me wanna hurt myself
>>730827028>whoever stole my hammer was probably more happy to get it than I am sad to lose it
>>730814364they perfectly encapsulated the dead-eyed expression of your average flail user
>>730809139Kneel....Kneel the other way, ass up and spread'em
>>730809821For me, it's the polehammer. Strength, grace, and devastating power in a single elegant package.
>>730811189Exanima hammers feel so fucking good to use.
>>730809139Two handed longsword
>>730817813Furi is still one of the best action games ever made.
>>730809915He's literally that one libcuck guy who got violently stabbed to death by a black man, and will then say "Black. Lives MATTER." as he's giving his final dying comments while his girlfriend hugs the killer.A repulsive human
>>730809139>comic is created for the sole purpose of being repurposed as a meme formatI hate this shit so much
>>730809821fists are way more masculine
>>730809821Use a club
>>730827513My PROUDEST fap
A big 'ol HAMMER to smash that egg!
>>730837998Good for you :)
>>730813782
KIRBY
>>730811610based pointedstick chads stay winning
let me guess, you need more
>>730811108does it julienne fries and shine your shoes as well?
