Give me why reason why this couldn't be a thing
GW forgot that felinids exist
>>730809224>mossaokay where is the next pic where they get raped, mutilated and killed? (not necessary in that order)I swear that motherfucker hates us
>>730809224Its in theory possible I suppose
>>730809224Homosexuality
>>730809224Because GW are gay as fuck.
>>730809224
>>730809224Felinids are a thing and they probably do have a Sisterhood Ordo on their isolated little planet since it is otherwise pretty developed. Though I imagine they look more like Ohmes-Raht Khajiit than anime catgirls.
>>730809321It's not Mossa, it's a different artist with a similar style called 101ho
>>730809224the sororitas wouldn't accept abhumans
>>730809224Heresy. Next question.
>>730809224It would appeal to straight white men which is heresy in the Cult of Woke.
>>730809568nigga it literally looks like him>>730809579also thisas far Imperial organizations go, they are some of the most orthodox and would burn most of the Inquisition to the ground if they could
What is big E's stance on furry spectrum??
>>730809579This right here is the actual answer. The Sororitas are part of the Ecclesiarchy, and only accept pure humans. Mutants are not allowed, even if they are sanctioned.
Muties not allowed in the Sororitas.
>>730809224Suffer not the mutant.
>>730809535
>>730809721he kind of hates everything that isn't a baseline humanPrimarchs and space marines were a stopgap measure, he intended for the Custodes to kill them all just like he did with Thunder Warriors (and then for Custodes to kill themselves)except then Magnus did his Nothing Wrong and Horus happened, so we are where we are
>>730809535>1743826772951025.gifBut they aren't lolis
>>730809718Nigga what is mimicking? The coloring is nothing like Mossa.
>>730809718>it literally looks like himBut it's not, it's a different artist
>>730809984>they all die instantly to a vortex bomb
>>730809815That's really fucking gay.
>>730809224abhumans dont get to join the schola
>>730810067Nigger no muties period in the Imperium, they have entire pogroms to destroy them wholesale planet wide. Sanctioned abhumans are incredibly rare. Don't like it? Tough shit.
>>730810260and it has legit reasons because most mutations are caused by Chaos>what if its the 35 different heavy metals in the drinking water?much safer to just incinerate mutants on sight than lose an entire planetsanctioned mutants typically live amongst themselves (such as Ogryn, ratlings, etc.) or are taken aboard the Black Ships to get fed to the Emprah (reminder that less than a percent get sent to be trained as something else other than fodder for Golden Throne or the Astranomicon, getting put into a Black Ship is basically a guaranteed death sentence)
>>730810260mutants arn't that uncommon since getting muted by exposure to Chaos is super common, but they are an underclass at best unless it's a hidden in some way
>>730809984Statistically speaking one of them should be bald.
>>730809224>Give me why reason why this couldn't be a thingMutantsWhat part of the "Grim Dark Future" you don't understand, grim.
Abhumans and mutants are different things
>>730809886>Tzneentch-adjacent bullshit planningThey're the same entity. Future and past Tzeentch plotting against each other or something
>>730809815Abhumans aren't muties. They're fine.
>>730809815>>730810260lorelet ape
>>730809224Felinid is forgor
>>730809224>>730809984>fall into heat>slaanesh demons appear, taking notice
If Felinids can turn into adepta soroitas, so can she-ogryns too then.Checkmate, chumps.
>>730814236that's adorablei need to spank themwith my dick
What VIDEO GAMES are you discussing in this thread on the VIDEO GAMES board? I don't see any VIDEO GAMES being discussed here.
>>730809224>its another secondary coomer thread
>>730814290You say that as if it were a bad thing.For that mater, where are my cutie ratling Sororitas?
>>730809224Because the Sororitas are already a 'that guy' faction and they don't need even more of them
>>730809886Not really arguing against as I’m basically a lorelet but then why would there be stuff about the primarchs having intended roles to fill in the future and at least the custodes if not the space marines too potentially pursuing creating art and shit after the emps work was completed?Intending to kill them all off feels like an ADB take
>>730814730The Imperium has no use for post-human. Custodes killed the Thunder Warriors not just because they were unstable, but because they were inhuman tools being replaced, there was no point in them existing any more, and Emps does not want an Imperium were genetic freak warriors live side by side with ordinary humans. If everything worked out the Primarchs might have lived side by side with the Emperor but their legions all would have been retired and destroyed.
>>730810749>since getting muted by exposure to Chaos is super common,I assume most mutations came from all the pollution hive worlders live in .
>>730814730Space Marines and Custodes are bioweapons, not people. The primarchs are also bio-engineered tools, but they are not weapons.Once the use case of the Space Marines and Custodes is gone they would be disposed of for safety. As long as the Emperor was around, he could always make more if they became necessary again.The primarchs on the other hand were primarily made for maintaining the Imperium after reunification, with each one of them designed for a specific task.
>>730814957Mutation is a sign of chaos corruption. Abhumans aren't mutated, they're just divergent evolution.
>>730814606Skavens should be their own thing
>>730809224Felinids are:1. Abhumans.2. GW forgot they exist.But from what we know is that they are actually deadly.>>730814290Wasn't there actually a she-Ogryn? And one who also became a psyker?
>>730814436It's some schizos latest special interest. At least it isn't another tau-coomer thread this time.
I am Alpharius.
>>730815164No, I am Alpharius.
>>730815160>At least it isn't another tau-coomer thread this timeim sure theres one up on another board. They even pop on on /k now
>>730815164>>730815214Let's make it easier.Who in this thread IS NOT Alpharius?
>>730815287Okay, you got me hahahaI am Omegon.
>>730815164>>730815214>>730815287I'm Alpharius, and so's my wife
>>730815286Concerning.
>>730815341Well that's a surprise...
*ahem*orkz iz best
>>730815440
>>730809984>>730809718HEY, there's a concept that works a million other white rappers emerge
>>730815440>t.
>>730809721In Darktide there's a schizo psyker player personality that constantly talks to his "beloved." Some people believe the "beloved" may be the emperor himself based on certain voicelines(or the psyker could just be schizo). Anyway, there's a line in the game that says the beloved thinks Felinids are beautiful and the psyker would very much like to see one someday. So do what you want with this information.
>>730809721HMOFA appreciator.Darktide confirms.
Built for rape and endless torture
>>730815762>psyker babbles inchorent nonsense>anon took it seriously
>>730816046I literally said he could just be schizo.
>>730815762Wasn't the Emperor's whole thing that he wasn't actually a crazy racist like the Imperium became? Like he just ordered a massive military take over of the universe during hard times and planned to ease up on the authoritarian shit as things settled down, but then he died before he could ease up so now his empire is run by morons who just doubled down on terrible shit he only wanted as temp measures? It would make sense he doesn't personally hate anyone like that.
>>730816023
>>730809302Good.
>>730816145no, he definitely hated xenos, mutants and everyone who disagreed with himentire star systems were glassed because of thishe had zero plans to ease up, hell Imperium would have become more centralized than ever if he moved all of humanity into the Webway as he intended to
>>730816145I dunno bro, I'm just here because I saw catgirls and that vermintide and darktide are fun. Everything else I know about warhammer I learn from threads like these.
Why would the Emperor even hate cats?
>>730816046>>730816134The Seer DOES speak to a shard of the Emperor, if only because the idea is very entertaining to me.
>>730813220They make fine meatshields nothing more.
>>730816145lmao no Emps was always a human supremacist fighting against chaos and xenos who would have destroyed humanity on a whim
>>730815160it's a guro pedophile arist, same thing
>>730816491that could also be Tzeentch. he loves doing shit like this
>>730816157>Be the best space marine traitor legion >Strip and rape every imperium woman brutally >Every blood curdling scream is akin to honeydew noise>always has demon chicks grind against your legs while you kill imperiumfagsSomehow these ARENT the good guys?
>>730809224they'd be burned while not ten paces away a bishop or whatever gets a hardon and one of his eyeballs turns back into his skull with little tentacles peak out from under his eyelids.Is it fair, no, nothings fair in that damned universe
>>730809321You mean LOVES US, guro and ryona are based as hell and on this board mosa is a hero, end of story.
>>730816524Serving in the frontline is an honor any human or abhuman should embrace
>>730816617Fulgrim is kind of a faggot
>>730816145He was always doing all his shit for humanity to rule, humanity meaning no space marines eventually.
>>730816651clean up your dishes, Derekand no gaming past ten, you hear me?
>>730816617Akshtually rape is the lowest form of slaanesh worship o algo.Can't have rape in our grimark setting about war and atrocity!
>>730816717it's mostly normies fighting the good fight anywaypeople forget the space marines are barely in the thousands
>>730816617>Dark Lord Rapus Maximus MMCVIIvs>a PDF trooper defending his homesomehow, according to lore experts, both are equally evil.
>>730816715He literally fucked women, multiple in fact. That's more than most primarchs. Even Perturabo had fine shit going 'ara ara' around him on Monarchia and still ended up a bald chudcel.
>>730816617I like lucius and bile I dont care for the sonic weapon gimmick .
>>730816838god, i hate this pussyshit reddithammer nonsense>ACKSHULLY, Slaanesh is the god of excess! So his supposably sexy cum-inducing demons should be ugly hermaphrodite faggots and be more focused on torture than rape
>>730816908>Perturabohe had autismlike, legit actual autismmy boy did nothing wrong
>>730816935Games Workshop doesn't deserve WH40k.
>>730816668There is a difference between dying with honor in a trench after getting mortared for 96 hours straight and getting strapped to a tank to protect the paint from getting scratched up.
>>730816838*sigh*can't even have a Daemonculaba these days or the newbie cultists faint.
>>730816935they will rape AND torture you anonit's excess in all thingsyou might get the sweetest demon pussy but you will get tired of it and one thing leads to another now you have 20 hooks in your cock and the pussy has teeth in it because otherwise you are terminally bored
>>730814415Sorry you didn't get picked as a janitor (again)maybe next time!
>>730809224Cost mostly, equipping pure human lassies that fervently believe in the emperor is already pricey and it's not even a guarantee against them turning to chaos, strapping it onto "untested" cat girls and hoping for the best would be a financial mistake in the eyes of the Imperium.I suppose technically the cats could form their own sisterhood but I doubt it would even look similar to the original or they could gather up some true believer cats for a trial run to see how it pans out.
One of the psykers in Darktide mentions felinids
>>730816931>I like a sword wielding manchild and a guy who made a femdom super human species like a cuck>But badass sonic blasters? Bleh!Pull the purple dildo out of your ass and start having good taste.
>>730817000Sevatar is an example of a 40k autist. Peter Turbo was just a dickhead.
>>730809224Cause we shouldn't cater to third word esl shitters like you
>>730817274you will be servitized
>>730817292?
>>730815762>>730815932"Beloved" is 100% Emperor>Yes, Beloved. Apparently without Moebian Steel, your tanks would be poorly protected.>The return of Roboute Guilliman has made My Beloved very happy.>Yes, Beloved, I know you're happy about Guilliman's return. Others are sure to follow.>Many don't believe Roboute Guilliman has really returned, but My Beloved assures me it's true.>My Beloved tried everything. You have to believe him. He really tried...>My Beloved was desperate. He says he might have made a mistake.>My Beloved inhabits a realm of nightmares, so you don't have to.>My Beloved is restless. They must be making the sacrifice of souls again... Will it never end?>Without sacrifice, there would be no Astronomican. Without the Astronomican, My Beloved would not speak to me.>My Beloved doesn't mind if you don't believe. His light is there to guide use no matter what.>My Beloved does try, but the High Lords of Terra don't always listen.>I'd hate to see My Beloved shackled to that Golden Throne. He's better off here, with me.
>>730817551Emperor is a muscle-bound tan woman ackshully confirmed?
>>730817551>the Emperor has been wrasslin the Chaos gods mano a mano constantly for 10,000 years but still takes time out of his day to say nice things to this deranged psykerwholesome
>>730817604Crippling my hot mom because the creepy voices in my head told me so
>>730817551>>730817681it's the Emprah in the warp - an entity made up thanks to Ecclesiarchy's efforts over the millenniathe real emps is probably 1000% insane and incoherent and would get even more so if he knew there was a twisted simulacrum of his in the warp
>>730817751i want to sexually dominate and humiliate the empress of mankind!
>>730817757The emperor is totally fucked. Just look at his """conversation""" with Guilleman for proof.
>>730817681My bet is that no one but him understands the Emperor because they are too sane>>730817757So it was still the Emperor who helped humanity from the moment the real Emperor was placed on the throne. I don't understand all this "The Emperor is actually evil!" bullshit because both the human Emperor and the god Emperor did everything to save humanity.
>>730817824He's not finished with his throne doing
>>730817951contrarians are desperate for the ascension bullshit the chaos gods put in the primarchs' headsignoring the fact emps was already stronger than the chaos gods at that point
>>730817951Warp deities are shaped by the acts of their worshipers.Tell me how exactly the Imperium worships Big E? There's a reason Cawl tells Guilliman that the Emperor getting off the throne would be VERY bad.
>>730818079>the emps is a warp dietydumb dumb
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>>730817951Anon, the physical Emperor and the warp-being that is tethered to the throne are two different beings.
>>730817757The presence that the Emperor has in the warp is his own soul, nothing else.
>>730817951>So it was still the Emperor who helped humanity from the moment the real Emperor was placed on the throne.nope, he gave his last orders and then went into his semi-comatose state holding the warp portal that Magnus made inside the throne room shutWarp-Emperor slowly coalesced over time and only recently became an active player>>730818021>emps was already stronger than the chaos gods at that point>stronger than chaos godssure thing buddyhe was the strongest psyker in the galaxy but he was no god
>too many heretics in this thread.Prove you aren't a heretic anon!
>>730818307>he was the strongest psyker in the galaxy but he was no godof course he wasn'tsuch a thing was beneath him
>>730818079Sorry, anon, but it really doesn't look like the Emperor is playing by the rules of Chaos Gods. Chaos Gods always feel more spontaneous and primal while the Emperor is more about overcoming human nature
>>730818324I'm a heretic. I squash puny loyalists!
>>730818079How would Cawl even know? He can only speculate at best.
>>730818324*cough cough*I am not a heretic.
>>730818307>Warp-Emperor slowly coalesced over time and only recently became an active playerI mean that this "Warp Emperor" is still emperor who supports humanity. I understand this concept, but I do not see anything to suggest that this Emperor is inherently malevolent or that he is not simply a distorted version of the actual Emperor. After all, a significant amount of time has passed.
>>730818324
>>730818324what is that semen demon behind the death cultist?
>>730818698quadrillions of psychically-attuned humans believe in and pray to the God-Emperor of Mankind daily, which creates the warp entitythe Emperor would hate what the Imperium has become in his absence
>>730818349>Living Saints are literally Imperial-aligned Daemons and this has been confirmed in multiple books; so are Legion of the Damned>grants powers to his followers; said followers don't have to be psykers (Faith miracles are Imperium-aligned sorcery)>>730818698didn't say that he was malevolent. just that he isn't the same person as the Emprah on the Golden Toilet back on Terra
>>730809224nu-hammer fans are so fucking cringe
>>730809224it technically can but the Sisters of Battle take the Imperiums prejudice to a whole new level (also keep in mind they typically recruit from the schola which makes it even more doubtful a felinid gets in) so they will certainly scouf at the idea of recruiting an abhuman
>>730817817>implying you can handle her
>>730818797>demon no deamons here anon.you've earned yourself mandated flogging for such accusations
>>730818846The fact that people worship him will be the least of the things he dislikes about the modern Imperium. It literally holds what remains of the Imperium from collapse.>>730818850Just because the Emperor also possesses warp powers similar to Chaos does not mean that he is a new Chaos god when he clearly plays by completely different rules.
>>730818850When Warp Emps jumps into Guilliman's corpse to give Nurgle a spanking, both Guilliman and Mortarion treat the situation as if its the Emperor himself handling things, not a psychic shadow of him.
>>730819189yes, the warp entity known as the GEOM is what holds it togetherI'm not even saying it's necessarily malevolent, that's just how the warp reacts when quadrillions of sentient souls believe in one thingthe Emperor never wanted to be a god
>>730819085i will rape her pregnant
>>730819289It's a good thing they're all specialty clones of him.
>>730819434Dont be silly anon, marital rape isnt real!
>>730819295>the Emperor never wanted to be a godBut he would definitely go for it if it was the only chance to save humanity. All this speculation is based on the idea that the Emperor never changed his mind. Imo this is all a red herring and it is actually the same human Emperor but now he is a god
>>730815164Alpharius would never say this. Of course, Alpharius knows that we know Alpharius would never say this, so perhaps you are Alpharius. Obviously, Alpharius would have assumed I would come to this conclusion. In conclusion, I am Alpharius.
>>730819295he didn't just not want to be a god, he had straight up outlawed religion of any sort and wrecked Lorgar's shit with extreme prejudice once he realized what he was doingof course he was kind of stupid for not wanting people to worship him when he made himself look like a 4m tall golden god so once he was physically unable to tell humans to not do that they immediately started worshipping him
>>730819557then she should submit to me
>>730817751>>730817817>>730819434>>730819085>>730819557>GW introduces female custodes>New Horus Heresy novels say the Custodes were not just bodyguards but 'companions'So did He have his own personal harem?
>>730818638does anyone have that image of the tzeentch cultist getting beat up by the khorne cultist with like a page-long seething rant from the tzeentch guy about how this is all part of his master's plan
>>730819728>GWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0RgHCsnApc
>>730819728Still not as cool as Ratogre wives/guards that one of the Grey Seers had in Warhammer Fantasy
>>730819728if GW had played their cards right and made them gigastacies I would believe thatbut the models we got are uhhhhh anything but that
Female feline Sisters of battle would go into heat making them them easy pickings for slaneesh they would have a near 100% conversion rate.
>>730820068latebut yes
if only that game didn't require players to be rich to play it
>>730820068you realize normal human women go into heat too, right?
>>730819085I might be smaller but my hatred fuels me and my cock is very veiny and redSkull fucking time
>>730809224I want them to be anime catgirls but there's a 0% chance they are. For the best they remain a mystery.
>>730817751>>730819085single handedly bringing the sensei back from extinction with 10 thousand years of feral, animalistic sex
>>730820273compared to a cat being in heat for a month its nowhere near the same
>>730820273this is why female troops in general are a mistakethe SoB and all associated female military orders will always be nothing more than a neckbeard's fetish
I want Warhammer 45kThe Emperor has returned but is not interested in worldly affairs. The Chaos Gods have been beaten into submission and are forming a new pantheon of human gods. The Imperium has split into several states. Elves are dead as fuck, Tyranids are no longer a threat and what remains of them has turned into a new intelligent race that no one likes, Necrons have finally reawakened but went back to being passive after capturing a couple of worlds, Gork and Mork got their asses kicked by the Emperor too so Orks aren't so cocky anymore either
>>730813757Joining the schola progenium is an honor, not reserved for filthy abhumans
>>730816145I mean, he was almost certainly had Eldar friends
>>730820262You can play it in Tabletop Simulator
>>730820415realistically Warhammer 45k would just be a dead, empty galaxy, with all biomass stripped from every planet and Necrons ruling the leftovers
>>730820413>NOOO STOP HAVING HOT WARRIOR NUN LADIES IN YOUR SCI FANTASY!!!! FUCKING NECKBEARD SHIT!!!You're a queer.
>>730819895Bro we don't have female custodes models yet, what are you talking about? Wait two days for the Custodes model preview.
>>730809224Kitty.
>>730820578you wonder why femstodes and femstartes are now a thing
>>730820578Gooner fags like you are why we have lady Custodes now
>>730820578This pic has always disturbed me.Retarded ass proportions, what are those arms nigger!!!
>>730820692What kinda retarded fallacy is this? One does not equate another, sister of battle have existed longer than you've been in his hobby retard.
>>730820510He is described as having been friends with Eldrad in the past.
>>730820853Wasn't that before those retards gave birth to a new god or am I confusing something?
>>730809984I love them
>>730820967No because Eldrad was born after Slaanesh was birthed
>>730820510so?
>I'm not racist, I have a knife-ear friend.>*burns eldar child alive*
What do the soroitas even do in the current lore?
>>730821126A lot, there are tons of different chapters. Some are basically just nurses.
>>730821126they show up every now and then to either suck and die or turn traitor en masse.
>>730809224Too appealing to straight men
>>730821247>turn traitor en massedid they finally confirm they do this?you know, instead of pretending that one comic never happened
>>730809886>Primarchs and space marines were a stopgap measure, he intended for the Custodes to kill them all just like he did with Thunder Warriors (and then for Custodes to kill themselves)I don't think that's actually something that's been confirmed. Thunder Warriors had to be dealt with because their modifications deteriorated their minds over time. The rest is just theory and in-universe Chaos propaganda
>>730821198Were they apart of the indomitus crusade?
>>730821126killing xenos and heretics
>>730821376He had majestic rooms built in the Imperial Palace for the Primarchs to live in after the Crusade ended. He was absolutely not going to cull them like he did the Thunder Warriors.
>>730821296it happened one singular time https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Indomitus_Crusade_Fleet_Quartus
>>730814985The Emperor had full trust in the Custodes and their track record show them to be completely loyal. I don't see why he would need to dispose of them for safety. I doubt he intended to kill the Space Marines and Custodes once the need for fighting was over. I think he'd just stop making them and let them die off. But then, who knows
>>730821451AND HERE COMES SISTER STEPHERIA WITH THE GOLDEN CHAIR
>>730817757"Oh great, now my people collectively created a tulpa of me"
*krieg shovel meme*
>>730814985Custodes are the Emperor's bros first and bioweapons second.>Each one of the Ten Thousand represents genetic lore acquired over many lifetimes. Each one of you is unique, a work of art never to be repeated. I am miserly with your lives, where I would spend so many others without a thought.
>>730821525i hope they make many beautiful chaos babies>>730821541kek
>>730821385Yeah
>>730816725Derek?
is mechanicus a good game
>>730821960I like that guy's artstyle and the dehumanization aspect of a lot of his work, but this is just unfappable
>>730821376At least some of them have a clear purpose like magnus sitting on the cuck chair. Others it's more questionable if the new imperium would have any room for them. Though we also have to account that the scattering meant they developed in ways that emperor not necessarily intended, so who knows if the plans didn't change.
>>730818324I purchased the made to order Sororitas box.
>>730820273>you realize normal human women go into heat too, right?technically human women are in heat all year long
can you became a high ranking member of the AdMech without being a total autist
>>730822204lol
>>730822083Mind sharing the artists name with the rest of the class?
>>730821628dude *happy krieg noises* lmao
>>730815164>t.Omegon
>>730822108If I recall correctly, it seems the only one who developed contrary to their inbuilt nature was Angron, and that's because alien archaeotech ate his brain and ruined him.
>>730809224because humanity will not survive if a xeno/human hybrid becomes a dominant force in the empire.as with all things they will eventually want more rights, taking away from the actual humans who are dying just to keep their own families alive.reason why the tau are so fucking retardedliteral space jews.
>>730820273>you realize normal human women go into heat too, right?not for you
>>730822265spoonfeed yourself nigger.
>>730822204Women are fertile when they ovulate for a brief window a few days each month.
>>730822294This is better>>730822265Trainerjet
>>730822220High-ranking Admech are usually way less autistic and more reasonable.
>>730822337yeah but they are dtf pretty much regardless of that
>>730821960canon>>730822294gooner slop
>>730822319You're lucky the second image gave me the guys pixiv account, otherwise I would have bitched at you harder.
>>730816145Emperor was fully planning on expunging all Xenos from the galaxy in time. Though I think it’s less that he truly hated them and more that he believed coexistence was impossible. When races like Orks and Drukhari exist he had a point desu.
>>730822532>Dark Eldarretard
>>730822591>NOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO USE THE NAME WE CAN COPYRIGHT
>>730822585what about the tech orangutans?
>>730822636no faggot it's not dark eldar, it's chaosiron warriors specifically
Do the Tech Priests actually believe the Emperor and the Omnissiah are the same being or are they just paying lip service so they don't piss off the rest of the Imperium
>>730822705It was definitely lip-service when the agreement was forged, but by 40k they most definitely believe it
>>730821084You cant be racist against a x*no anon, they deserve it.
>>730822532i like the womb crest
>>730822705AdMech all believe that Emps is a flesh vessel of the Omnissiah, I think Cawl knows its bullshit
>>730809224Why do "people" keep spamming this faggot's art? The artstyle is horrendous.'>>730809535>gif
>>730822705Most do, some don't. The ones who don't generally don't broadcast it. And they generally still think the Emperor is a cool guy blessed by the Omnissiah, they just don't think he's the Machine God.
>>730822790>you will never ever ever ever ever ever>inseminate multiple times over a year a creature with a near perfect genome to create a hybrid monkey man with qt goth elf bitchand people posting gay ass cats in this thread
>>730822790you just gonna double down on being a retard huh?there's literally a chaos symbol in >>730822532
>>730822297I dunno, war hounds were kinda murderhobos from the start even before angron got back. Nails fuck him up further but it would have been in his nature already.
>>730822430melenoid behavior.
>>730822853what is the machine god anyway?and how could you have such a large cult worshipping without spawning another chaos god?
>>730820619>Bro we don't have female custodes models yet, what are you talking about?The Tithes, retard. The models will look like shit as usual.
>>730823103anon...it's the void dragon
>>730823103>what is the machine god anyway?The believe the Omnissiah is the supreme intelligence who designed all things. All mechanical inventions are merely uncovering or rediscovering his original perfect designs. >>730823143Thats what it really is, but they don't know that
>>730823103>what is the machine godThe Machine God is most likely the shard of the C'tan known as the Void Dragon which has dominion over technology. The Emperor beat the shit out of it and trapped it under the surface of Mars, and its passive influence is probably what turned the Martians into religious tech zealots.
>>730823103A C'Tan emperor imprisoned on mars at some point. The Void Dragon. Even in his state he seems to have some sort of power over machines.
>>730815440baz'd
>>730819728>So did He have his own personal harem?I dunno they kind of portray him as above earthly desire.
>>730822705the part you're missing is that the emperor literally fed into the idea to prevent a religious splinter in his people.Along with the old dude (malach?) they went to the TP and the emperor performed miracles by fixing machines that none of the TP remotely even understood.he never said he was their god, but he pushed the message clear enough that none dared thought he wasn't their god.which is why they get to be heretical, for all purposes the greater organization recognizes them as worshipping the same god even if culturally it might as well be a separate one.they even feed into further on purpose after his death>Only you can keep the Emperors body alive for his great mission tech priest>only you can hear him in the machines tech priest>both must existit gave them a position of prestige that no one else in the organization has. which keeps them zealous.
>>730821525>only the Grey Knights and Quartus' Sisters of Silence and Custodians were truly immune to it
>>730823329>most likely>probablyThats what it is. No room for interpretation.>>730823380Its presence causes tech to advance faster. Emps put it there knowing all this would happen, he created the AdMech, then came back generations later to make use of them.
>>730823380>>730823329>>730823229>>730823143that doesn't explain how all this worship didn't lead to another god, warp nonsense can't empower a c'tan so all this must be going somewhere.
>>730823380>*marsquaking cyber-dong impacting against toaster*
>>730823484Sisters of Silence are not Sororitas. They are the all female counterpart to the (rightfully) all male Custodes and are the Emperor's ultimate weapon against the Warp, with the Custodes being the ultimate weapon against the material realm.
>>730823576Vashtorr exists
>>730823635There's literally not a single mention of the bolter bitches on that page, retard.
>>730823659and he is no god
>>730823505>Its presence causes tech to advance fastery tho?
>>730823484the wiki is right there anon you can literally click the name that take you to their page
>>730823746Because C'tan are physical embodiments of the laws that govern all of reality. They have whacky powers.
>>730823391Booba dakka :D
>>730823746>thing that autistically likes to make things more efficient comparable to AI makes things more efficientit has no other purpose, it is stuck there, so it just does things.
>>730823701The page lists two Sororitas leaders under personnel, you nigger.
>>730809224I have cumbrain fatigueI have lonely male virgin on the internet fatigueI have never been touched by a woman so I obsessively talk about sex with cartoon women fatigue
>>730809224i want the blue eyed one to nibble on my benis
>>730823391
>>730824010I have projecting puritan fatigue
>>730823828>Because C'tan are physical embodiments of the laws that govern all of realityI thought they were just sentient radio waves
>>730819085>look up the emperors heightI would need a ladder to kiss her.
>>730823746C'Tan powers are like "It's Magic. I Ain't Gotta Explain Shit"-tier even by standards of 40k. They are comedically overpowered. He has some degree of control over every piece of technology in general so he just gets people to make more of it to spread influence I guess.
>>730824010Then leave the internet, fucking normie.
>dooms humanitywhy did he do it?
>>730824091Nice I have gacha fatigue
>>730823709yet
>>730824101No they're big deal shit. Its why the Necrons broke them into pieces, since actually killing one wrecks reality.
>>730824129Normals love sex, remember Chad is the reason you're stuck with anime girls
>>730824123I like the way Rogue Trader described how they rape reality by just existing
>>730824010stfu commie
>>730824234If someone let you seize the means of reproduction you wouldn't be such a chronic cartoon masturbator
>>730824197They started out as big gas clouds though. They got the Necrons to make them their bodies. Unless that's been retconned, anyway
>>730824164I always found this a boring motivation to assign to vashrorr.
>>730824101c'tan are primordial energy beings, they were created at random when reality was created.they have no warp abilities, but have endless powers over the physical world.In this way they are incredibly weak to warp attacks, but in the physical world they are boundlessly powerful.you are not incorrect, they are just a hivemind of atoms that have basically gained sentience, but it's the same way we are a clump of cells that gained sentience.they are like that dude manhattan from watch men essentially.
>>730822790>scourge>Kaballorelet made this
>>730824557he's just building so hard he's becoming a god anyway
>>730824557I mean what else?
I may or may not be Alpharius
>>730815287I'm not!Or am I?
Any hopes for the new Total War game?
>>730816903(((experts)))
>>730815287I am Alpharius (Omegon)
Witchcraft, Heresy and Mutation!
>>730825251At this point? No. It will suck balls CA will shit the bed very badly but it will sell well because brand recognition and 40k fanbase gulping down anything GW will sell them.
>>730823828The Flayer must have been a massive pain in the ass to be the only one they killed outright.
>>730825251It will be enjoyable. Will it be a 10/10? Probably not, but it will be 8+.
>>730817262>a femdom super human species like a cuckwot
>>730825251>hopeshope is irrational >>730825328
>>730825429Did they know that killing the Flayer would fuck reality sideways? Maybe they just stopped after that.
>>730809224because the sororitas hate mutantsbut you already knew that, you just wanted to have a 40k cheesecake thread
>>730809224Sisters will "tolerate" abhumans (as in not immediately set them on fire) since they are approved by big E but that doesn't mean they have to like them and no way would they recruit any. Some sisters don't even like space marines
*Ahem*Gork and Mork > every other "gods"
>>730815082wrong setting Skaven don't exist in 40kHrud are different now
I am not Alpharius.
>>730825784>Hrud are different nowWent from Space Skaven to scary eldritch aliens that can age people to dust and who worship some fragmented eldritch god.
>>730819728The Custudes are companions in the same sense as Alaxanders the Great's companions, so his personal guard, but also his friends and people he wanted to interact with and have conversations with
>>730823659Vashtorr exists to gradually phase out Slaanesh since an explicitly evil chaos god of degeneracy is too touchy of a subject in the modern era
>>730825885and we still don't have models for them
we need more daemonculaba. their presence is inclusive since it adds more women in chaos marine's sausagefest
>>730824226>Projecting your cuckhold fantasy face the wall fag
>>730825784didn't gw pretty much forget that hrud exist as well?
>>730809224There's no way to add them in a meaningful way that doesn't feel forced, especially since catgirls are synonymous with gooners.
>>730826505They got a mention somewhat recently, but otherwise,e yes, they are one of the many minor Xenos factions that just don't have any representation in the models
>>730809224It would reduce the grimdarkness of the setting
>>730826398>Vashtorr exists to gradually phase out SlaaneshAnon GW changed course and no longer want to phase out Slaanesh. That's why Slaanesh got release in AoS and 40k got Emperor's Children with Fulgrim.Ynnari were "get rid of Slaanesh" card and got discarded in humiliation ritual called psyschic awakening, because only purpose ynnari served(squating Slaanesh) got removed by GW.Vashtorr is just another undivided faction since now instead of chaos or chaos daemons/csm you have monogods and undividcuck.
>>730809224Did you have a stroke OP? Also I can't, it'll be a thing if james workshop feels like it since we know the lore doesn't matter.
How many of you actually play Warhammer 40k? or are half of you YT lorefags?
>>730827017>undividcuckjelly of all the powers?
>>730820967The rise of the empire definitely happened after the dark elder/elder split/fall of the elder empire
>>730809224WITCRAFT HERESY AND MUTATION
>>730827165I only play the games because there aren't any local scenes in my area and I don't feel like paying money to get a 3d printer or buy models for something I'll never play.
>>730818324Please sit down, anon. I have some bad news and a snack for you.
If i were to design a felinid girl(s) where would i find a resource for the culture, clothes/armor, weaponry and proportion for such things?
>>730827165I have minis I need to finish before they're tabletop ready. Then there's the issue of finding someone under the age of 40 to actually play the game with.I also have some 40K vidya (plus TWH) in my Steam Library.
>>730827772Mossa is consistently the best at balancing>Fantasy>Grimdark>Cynical>HistoricalTropesSo probably mossa cannibalis
>>730827772Dominion Tank Police
>>730827772The original guy who won the prize to get them included in a white dwarf(Carol Mcconnel) i think, mentioned they meant to look like the Cat girls from Dominion Tank Policeso going full 80s anime punk look is probably the best start
>>730828139>>730828213I've already seen that, and their style doesn't quote synergize with what i've seen of 40k. But yes, the 80-90s catgirl is the absolute best in design and i always try to make mine with the fwoofy 80s hair of old, the wild look is what makes them great.>>730827987I see. But anything in writing? also post some more.
>>730828453>doesn't quote synergize with what i've seen of 40kI'm guessing you're not much of a Necromunda guy thensince Felinids would line up pretty well with Escher Gangers
>>730824149Too assmad over failing to be there for the Emperor
>>730823103Vashtorr, and he's on his way to becoming a full Chaos God
>>730820437Joining the schola progenium is compulsory for any orphaned children of military families; they literally show up and tell you mom and dad are dead and ship you off to school.
>>730828453Early 40k was very 80s punk because it WAS 80s punk. See when it was released. Some elements are still left in even now.
>>730824149he got literally mindbroken by having to carry Emps body to the throneinstead of Perturabo who is the kind of autist who seethes endlessly, Dorn was the kind of 'tist who went into demigod equivalent of rolling around and screaming on the floor
Is there any chance there is a world left intact from the golden age of humanity? I want to see the imperium get heem'd by a single world
>>730828979GW doesn't often change the status quo, but when they show the potential to, it's usually followed by said world exploding or any potentially important parties fucking off into warp limbo
>>730828979Interex was more or less intact and the early Imperium steamrolled themthere is zero chance a single planet can take them on now, Imperium simply has a truly absurdly stupid amount of resources to throw at problems
I only care about my niggas 2bh
>>730828979The closest thing I've seen is from Gaunt's ghosts, where they run into the remnants of the men of iron, and there's also a short story about a sentient ship that was lost for thousands of years, popping back into reality
>>730829135ahan ancient relic gifted by the ultramarines!
>>730829135I enjoy the one where the final panel is a Blood Raven sitting in their new red Land Raider.
>>730829135>40K /yourniggas/I can't believe they ghettofied the Space Marines...
>>730825251
I'm surprised no one has posted this
>>730829114>Interex was more or less intact and the early Imperium steamrolled themThat was pre-HH with a full Space Marine legion. I'm not sure the current 40k Imperium could do that now
>>730829135i love these cheeky fucks
>>730829308Necromunda is literally a game of nothing but 40k Ghetto hoods killing each other
>>730829335Nobody finds his art because DA is complete dogshit.
>>730829135
>>730824149>gets into some weird s&m self flagellation (that all imperial fists are now perpetually obligated to emulate)>goes on suicide missions until he finally dies in a completely unremarkable and meaningless battle
>>730829437Even worse...
>>730826415Chaos Marines are less of a sausage fest than Space Marines though
>>730829382>>730829461
>>730829445Yeah
>>730828730Schola is ran by religious nutjobs from Ministorum, it have no place for abhumans. Best abhuman can do is join abhuman auxillia in guard. So if you are abhuman or mutant you won't be able to join Sororitas or Tempestus, or became Commissar, Priest, Navy Officer since you won't be admitted to Schola exept maybe as target practice. Imperium have enough normal orphans to play squid games with them.Schola also isn't for oprhans of military families but all adeptus families, your dad was administratum clerk and killed himself due to boredom? Congrats you have been enrolled to elite school, please do not resist.
>>730829445It doesn't help that he has a hard name, a20t43c is very specific
>>730828730Only honorable families. Abhumans are treated like shit in the Imperium
>>730828979Votann and some of the Ad Mech's more dangerous toys are the closest you're gonna get.
>>730821084Vulkan…
>>730820619If they don't have 3 eyes I'm gonna be pissed.
>>730824557All men dream of ruling the world
>>730825784>Skaven don't exist in 40kYou don't know that. They could be dug in under every Hive in the Imperium biding their time. The greatest plan-scheme.
i laugh
>>730829650Votann aesthetics really feel like they do not belong to 40k.
>>730829826But Vashtorr is just a Demon, it's a motivation that makes sense for Bel'akor since he was a man who served Chaos that was cast down because he got too ambitious for his own good.What was Hashut's motivation agein?
>>73082987940k Skaven are the humans of the Imperium of Man.Dun dun dunnnn
>>730809224They hate mutants. Felinids are mutants.That's why it can never be a thing.Make a real fucking thread next time.
>>730829897that looks like a green rhino
>>730816157>>730816617Fun fact; that excerpt is actually regarding a Word Bearer, not an Emperor's Children marine.
>>730830554best boys
luv me sistersluv me black templarsluv me imperial guardluv me admech'ate xenossimple as
There's no reason it couldn't, just like there's no reason Africans would exist in the 42nd millennium.They survived to the whole Age of Terra(M1-M15)? Really? They weren't all gotten rid of, even peacefully through eugenics? They survived the Age of Technology, the zenith of mankind's scientific knowledge and technological power. A golden age of exploration and innovation, where scientists, engineers, inventors, and innovators became new gods? They, you know, BLACK PEOPLE were deemed worthy of continued existence by this civilization for TEN THOUSAND YEARS until MASS DAEMONIC POSSESSION and THE MEN OF IRON and WARP STORMS led them into Old Night for another FIVE THOUSAND YEARS of isolation, alien and daemonic predation, unchecked ethnarchs and genetic engineering and brutal warlords until THE EMPEROR, who has tolerated blacks this entire time, starts his GREAT CRUSADE and wipes out any minor mutation, regardless of how beneficial, any populations have started to develop, BUT KEEPS THE BLACKS, then Horus starts his rebellion fueled in part by resentment and hatred of weak regular humans and is just in itself one of if not the most brutal period of human history yet, and the blacks still survived AND THEN THEY SURVIVE TWELVE THOUSAND YEARS of decline, more Old Night conditions, the ecclesiarchy, etc????I can't take 40k seriously Fantasy(pre-end times) just makes more sense and is cooler.
I wonder if any battle sisters have had their chestplates pop off in the middle of a warzone due to unforseen complications with size dimensions
>>730819085he could really do this btw
>>730826414And they also are still a mystery.
>>730809224uhhhh probably because were not all homosexual 19 year olds?
>>730813947The presence of estrus is actually the ideological opposite to slaanesh because it's a limiter on having libido any time else
>>730829893A complete downgrade compared to the original Sanguinary Guard...
>>730809224Nyan nunko~
>>730830798Does 40k Imperium celebrate Sangunala with trees?
>>730830832Fun fact:A Sister of Battle getting pregnant is not an unusual thing. This does happen. There are no strict celibacy rules and each coven has its own rules in general.If a frontline Sister gets pregnant, then she is relegated for the duration of the pregnancy to other non-combat roles. When she does pop-up a kid, then that kid is send to the nearest Schola.I mean, lives are the Emperor's currency. Thus reproducing is an important duty of every Imperial. Thus a Sister of Battle will take this seriously. So everyone also should take this seriously.Breed for the Emperor!
>>730831729You also have an entire order of SoB who only job is making sure the correct nobles breed with the correct person in some bizarre eugenics program
>>730827017Vashtorr exists to be a fitting Chaos entity for Perturabo and Iron Warriors to ally with cause none of the big 4 appeal to their particular brand of autism.
>>730831846Yeah. Literally not!Bene-Gesserit and without the psychic stuff.
>>730817551All I see is the same "god it's all going to shit" spiel any chaos entity could sell you to get you to chimp out
>>730831896This implies that GW gives a shit about the Iron Warriors.
>>730809224they have a blockade around their planet and bolter bitches despise mutations so much, some sister's orders will kill even spess muhreens
>>730816908He literally(allegedly) fucked his own men multiple times too, in fact.
>>730809224Are you retarded? Felinids DO exist. they're just boring as shit compared to other factions because 40k fans don't need to jerk off to catgirls.We have the slanussy for that.
>>730832107There are some things that even Tzeentch wouldn't say. Of course, they leave room for "it was all just a demon lol" if GW gets angry but it's quite obvious that Fatshark is implying that it's the Emperor
>>730832261>even Tzeentch wouldn't sayYes, that would be quite the change of pace for him.
>>730817681I believe this to be true because it's incredibly funny that he has heartfelt conversations with my demented Scottish grandma that does nothing but zap muties in the sewers all dayThat is all
>>730832107>to get you to chimp outI feel like this is what makes it seem like it really is a shard of the Emperor, or at least some other kind of Imperial aligned entity. The psyker's beloved doesn't really tell him to do anything in particular, whereas a regular demon would be trying to convince him to do wack shit at all times.
why the fuck are the minis so expensive right now though
>>730832507Tariffs giving GW an excuse to raise prices, because GW is greedy.
>>730832507a 3D printer would unironically be cheaper in the longterm
>>730832507GW raised prices because they are greedy, check prices is England but also maybe half of that price delta is due to tariffs since toy tariffs went up in the last year and never came back down like everything else did, but don't excuse GW, they're still selling overpriced plastic.
>>730831964>Literally not!Bene-Gesserit and without the psychic stuffSisters are heavy influenced by Bene-Gesserit. Famoulus specialise in noble eugienics and forming alliences between houses, creating second biggest inteligence organisation second only to Inquisition and there are orders that specialise in being missionares to non imperial worlds who brainwash locals to Imperial Cult by pretending to be prophets and doingg religious manipulation like predicting that "sky people" will come next week praise Sun God Emperor.Of course since 40k is toy soldier fighting game first so sororitas are mostly bolter bitches in power armor since illuminati bitches don't play as big role in setting as they do in Dune.Callidus assassins are flesh changing drug abuse gesserit aspect taken to extreme where they are so much in controll of their bodies thanks to drugs they can change to look like another person, look like xeno or even squeeze inside water pipe.
>>730832527GW doesn't need an excuse to raise prices, they do it anyway.I doubt that even if they start model production in America at this Warhammer world at DC, the amount of price rises would not decrease
>>730832592Oh by a ton, even when you factor in the cost of IPA (more expensive than the resin at this point, with 3KG going for 25 bucks right now)f. I just upgraded to a Saturn 4 Ultra 16K and over half of my army is printed. Feels good man. They look nicer than official models too. Many are straight clones and the only thing that gives them away to veteran tabletop bros is shit like the tanks don't have holes at the bottom.
>>730832687>GW doesn't need an excuse to raise prices, they do it anyway.Nah they always use some sort of excuse like "prices/wages/some shit went up so we increase our alredy unresonably high prices even higher".They don't need reason to increase prices but they always find one to justify it.
>>730832592I want sanctions on Russia to be lifted so that I can order really cheap models from there again. Even with the extra shipping costs from there it was ridiculously cheap.
>>730832107If it is Tzeench it's even more funny that he's trying and failing to corrupt the kindly old femSeer with Alzheimer's
People being obsessed with a story having rape of women is kinda creepy. Some rape is alright but you guys sound like you want it spammed a lot.
>>730832507>right now
>>730833130what are you talking about
>>730832676There's a lot of dune in 40k in general. Navigators are weirdo mutants that live in tanks, but are vital for space travel.
>>730833218about rape
>>730816838>>730833218
>>730833130Do you want it to have rape of men instead? Kind of weird, but you do you I guess.
>>730833112>femseernah he wouldn't bother, them agp types already have their own backing if you catch my drift
>>730833130>>730833390>>730833397ohso you're one of those retards who can tolerate endless genocide, torture, racism, and the purpose of vat growing babies to turn them into flying cyborg zombies but not rape
>>730833414I'm just saying like grimdark stories do have rape. But like you have to balance rape to cool. Warhammer 40k is a space opera right? Would it really be fitting in to have the sisters of battle raped in their own books?
>>730833527Yes it is evil and should not be talked about.
>>730833570That's one of my favorites!and yesi would jerk my cock furiously to it
>>730818846Alternatively, The Emperor's soul is the thing being empowered, rather than a separate entity. They are praying to him specifically, and he is present in the Warp. I don't know why there would need to be a separate entity, and I think it just adds unnecessary complexity while also diminishing the irony of Big E becoming a god
>>730833527I'm saying that you see this. And go "she's gotta get raped"
>>730833643please kill yourself before the cognitive dissonance of this finally drives you to itspare yourself and all of us some pain
>>730833643This bit is lame and unfunny.
>>730833698Typical rape fetishist.
>>730824010You will never be a woman
>>730833665YesBecause that's what happens to women during war.https://www.cmrlink.org/issues/full/what-really-happened-to-jessica-lynch>19 years oldgod, that's hot
>>730816157>>730833698How can you read this and be unimpressed by how brutal yet non sexual it is?
DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?
>>730832670I think that if you live in Europe, you should check game shops all over the continent, if you're British then check local game shops. I wanted Lord Invocatus, but he’s like €60+ here. I found him for €32 plus €4.99 shipping at a Spanish game shop where I usually order Vallejo paints.
>>730833805...what do you think ritually debasing a woman's flesh after you stripped her of her armor is?
>>730833790>it happens in real war so it should happen in non fictional wars You can't be a fan of the soritas... they are meant to be religious fanatics. Trained to be almost on par with a space marine. And you don't want to see them being badass?
>>730833908I want to see them do their best before they're raped. And also glare at her rapists in defiance.And then a flash forward to her being broken and happily sucking cock or dead and corpse fucked with a slack facewhichever or
>>730833908>>it happens in real war so it should happen in non fictional wars
>>730833884>debasing a woman's flesh Can mean a lot? They are word bearers. Religious fanatics. They'd probably get off more to ripping their souls apart for decades than just having sex with em
you're all really better off making your own battle nun game like several fags have already... why do you need the IP so much?
>>730833970Then just write a fanfic of a sister of battle being raped by cultists. Wow I fixed this problem ya got.
>>730833570I can't imagine normal consensual relationships in the 40k universe. People are treated like cattle. Why would you expect reproduction to escape being turned into an emotionless rape industry.
>>730833464The girl personalities I picked for Zealot and Psyker were pretty funEveryone else plays crazy German guy so I was able to hear that constantly anywaysI dunno why the black sounding French lady Psyker was so popular though, that shit sounded boring as hell
>>730834093I unironically wrote one of the Rogue Trader CRPG's protagonist raping and corrupting Celestine after ascending as a Daemon Prince that you can do if you go full chaos.
>>730834113I cant imagine black library writing rape snuff as a books premise when they are trying to sell minis
How come Warhammer Fantasy novels have no problem with Slaanesh blood orgies but 40k novels steer away from the sexual aspect whenever possible?
Imagine reading a necrons book where they fight sisters of battle and the necrons have some rape torture shit planned for the captured sisters because "it happens in war"
>>730834236Normalfags
>>730834305>normalfags>Warhammer 40k fans>normalfags
>>730834368Thanks to Majorkill and other assorted normie-accessible faggots, yes.
>>730834236warhammer fantasy novel sell badly, so no one complains if adult stuffis thrown in
>>730834293Is there any reason in particular you chose to say Necrons and not Slaanesh? Could it be that you aren't arguing in good faith and purposely chose the option that makes the least sense? Would you really do something like that, anon?
>>730834406no one tell anon about the gussy
>>730834406Surely they can't sell /that/ much worse than 40k novels.
>>730834428sweet innocent anon
>[Iconoclast] Let the remnants of a genestealer cult go free>[Iconoclast]Come the fuck on. Some of the Iconoclast options are dumb, this is retarded.
>>730834368Are you telling me that its the oldfags that are pushing for censorship and female custodes?
>>730834519It's almost being an Iconoclast is retarded.>>730834550fucking gott'em
>>730819085Yeah right, the Emprah was already retarded by being male. Being female will just make him(her) double retarded.
>>730809224i thought wh40k was a super serious series or some shit, what's with the catgirls
>>730834404>>730834550I'm saying 40k fans still have the rep of being sweaty fat nerds you retards.
>>730834550GW is doing that on its own
>>730823469>emperor performed miracles by fixing machines that none of the TP remotely even understoodthe emperor impressing tech priests into believing that he was their god by fixing the equivalent of an archeotech toaster will always be funny to me
>>730834696Why?
>>730834236A lot of the older and grittier Warhammer Fantasy novels were written before BL really started to settle into "established lore". Hence why they feel more free, unique, and adventurous compared to the more codified churned out stories of todays warhammer novels
>>730834428I'm saying you would expect sisters of battle to be raped fighting anybody because thats what the anon is implying about "that happening in war"
>>730834637It's super edgy not super serious. Ye olde Warhammer famously had niggas named Obi-Wan Sherlock Clousseau.These days they play things more straight tho
>>730834694That just means you're saying that fat sweaty neckbearded nerds are the ones pushing for censorship, which makes you sound even more retarded than you already did.
>>730834519>being "resonable guy" in world full of cognitohazards and cultists that will lie just to infect you with alien dna is retardedWow maybe Imperium is somehow right with it's shoot first ask questions later, suspect everyone of treason and be complete zealot because blessed is mind too small for doubt have a point. Even reddit atheist Emperor was no diferent from imperial cult Imperium, just instead of "praise be to the Emperor" he had his "knowledge and reason" and purged everyone who disagreed or got too close to real knowledge about warp.
Pissing off 40k fags is so easy and so satisfying
>>730834637They've been mentioned in passing exactly three times in the franchise's history, and that's itThey're human mutants that spliced themselves with cat DNA and are quarantined on a single planet
>>730834803>Interex show up as the "ideal Iconoclast style society">immediately get btfo by the slightest interaction with Chaos taint
>>730834789>the necrons vs sisters battle didnt have the necrons rape the sisters which means its censored
>>730834883wow, who could have seen that coming?
>>730834751No.
>>730827340BY THE LIGHTNINGAND THE TEMPESTEMPEROR DELIVER US
>>730834236Earlier works had a lot more freedom about what to write. First 40k novel have tentacle monster mind raping assassin, slaanesh orgy, multi titted mutant having it's tits pierced as torture(she wished to be hanged by them andthey were all pierced), previously mentioned shapeshifting assassin posing as genestealer hybrid on slaaneshi world and getting so horny she created artifical vagina, also writters poorly disguised scat fetish. And it's only first half of the first book out of 3.
>>730835013Worth a read?
>>730834984So youre being very specific about the sisters fighting slaanesh or chaos in particular for the rape scenes? I dont think khorne would rapeI dont think tzeetch would rapeI dont think nurgle would rape Only aspect of slaanesh worth caring about is rape? Is that faction really just boiled down to sex with ya? Nothing else going for them than that?
>>730810260https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Felinidcat girls exist in the imperium as sanctioned mutants lorelet.
>>730834803A 'reasonable guy' would destroy any genestealers on account they are genestealers. Heinrix tells you about them even if you didn't know personally. They necessarily have to be killed no matter what. That is what is reasonable. It's not a 'oh but they might turn to corruption' situation. It's a 'these guys will necessarily breed heinous monsters because they are programmed by their genetics which mindcontrol them to do so' situation.Reasonable guy would kill them and sanitize the area so no single strand of DNA would be left. They'd just do it humanely.
>>730835205They don't get to be space marines or sororitas or commissars, etc. Abhumans are consistently treated as second class citizens or segregated
>>730835205Abhumans are not mutants. You are the lorelet.
https://youtube.com/shorts/5v59TBHLFKY?si=VehSX2G47sxRZ62_Average chaos vs sisters interaction. Shame it didnt have rape am I right? The iron warriors are known for wanting to fuck women
Humans have a shared biological link with the vast majority of Earth's lifeforms. What you see as human supremacy is actually Earth supremacy. Otherwise you wouldn't have Space Marine legions named after animals from Earth. Even the Imperium's icon is not human, it's a bird.
i love chaos
>>730835362This guy is trolling.
>>730835362Abhuman is a politically correct term for mutant that isn't mutated enough to be a mindless monster but is mutated enough to be useful (usually as cannon fodder)
>>730835175Sure Draco's Inquisition trillogy is fun, just be prepared it's set in Rogue Trader era 40k so things are little diferent. Just Ian Watson have weird fetishes.
>>730809224>so insistent on human superiority they hate space marines for being genetically/surgically modifiedYeah I'm sure they would love this>>730809321>grimdark world where you fight aliens and rape demons>reddit pushes for "inclusion" and "representation">artist shows the women experiencing the same treatment males soldiers have been receiving since the beginning>reddit shits it's pants and bans his workmake it make sense>>730831846>ywnb introduced to your future wife by a giant space soldier-nun for the sole purpose of breeding like an animal so your family's steel output will go up 5%>>730832676>Callidus assassin Meh'Lindi reverse-infiltrates gene-stealer cult using shape-shifting but gets stuck in their formthat's cool
>>730834519the dogmatic options are almost always the most sensible, and if they're not they're the most rewarded.>walk through the flames, emperor will protect.>emperor did protect, and cured Chaos brain aids too.
>>730834739They have this idea that they'll sell more if they do. They're chasing the ever illusive "modern audience", which a lot of companies have been convinced exists/will buy their products. They're under the delusion that women will start playing the tabletop if they make shit like female Custodes. Censorship is the same idea, because they want to make Warhammer more mainstream friendly. There was also the ESG money, where you could get free funding from Blackrock depending on the amount of diversity and inclusion you put in your product, but I think those funds dried up. There are probably all sorts of other factors at work, but far as I know that's the brunt of it
>>730835473what artist is it?
>>730835183GW has been removing problematic evils from their vile grimdark universe because it doesn't fly with their modern fanbase. If things like rape can happen in our relatively unfucked world today, the fact that they don't happen at all in the absolutely fucked up 40k universe is obviously just pandering. I'm not going to waste any more time with you.
>>730835484I mean, nah. Bunch of dogmatic options are just 'murder these guys because maybe they might cause trouble'. 'Lawful stupid' stuff.
>modern audience doesn't like rape>Berserk has only gotten more and more popular for some reasonMake it make sense
>>730835590Why doesnt 40k have more rape scenes? I need to cum damn it.
>>730835632>>Berserk has only gotten more and more popular for some reasonMiura died before he could finish it and it was already a cult classic beforehand.
>>730834190I'd by some rape minis.
Why didnt the war for Armageddon have rape scenes bros
>>730835461>Abhuman is a politically correct term for mutant that isn't mutated enough to be a mindless monsterWrong.Abhuman is term for stable strain of humanity that is diferent from standard humans. All ogryns are big and dumb, all ratlings are small and have hairy feets and ogryns produce more ogryns and ratlings produce more ratlings.Mutant meanwhile is human(or not) with random mutations caused by warp, chemicals, radiation or any other reason. There is no clasification of mutants since they all are unique.Beastmen for example are abhumans since horned people will produce more horned people. Mutants meanwhile can have any random mutation under sun.
>>730835590nta, but you just want to jerk off to rape instead of using it as a resource to drive the sense that grimdark is grimdark for a reasonfucking ryonafags
>>730834889Yes.
>>730835632>>modern audience doesn't like rapeBecause this is a fallacy.
I dont know if id consider slaanesh worshipers evil if they kept raping sisters at a moments notice
>>730835784exactly, it's like the difference between races and retards in normal humanity
>>730834293Surely Trazyn has something in his collection for this.
>>730835415>Gravity Rush.webm
>>730835832No, that's a different anon being a creep. I just have a problem with this guy for being disingenuous.
>>730835832I never felt the need to jerk of to Berserk but I bet plenty of people did. These things aren't mutually exclusive.
>>730833861>I think that if you live in Europe, you should check game shops all over the continent, if you're British then check local game shops. I wanted Lord Invocatus, but he’s like €60+ here. I found him for €32 plus €4.99 shipping at a Spanish game shop where I usually order Vallejo paints.It is the same in the US. If you're in America check your local stores (not the official Warhammer store) and you'll be surprised that prices are typically at least 15% lower than MSRP and sometimes A LOT more if they're on sale (most stores here do sales monthly). I got the Emperor's Children, Votann, Tau battleforce boxes and the new killteams for like 15-20% under MSRP and I preordered them. If you live in the middle-of-fucking-nowhere and have no stores check Rogue Trader or Miniswap (yeah I know leddit). Used shit you can strip paint with just IPA and a toothbrush safely. But when I'm in Norway (3 months outta the year) it is always shocking how much cheaper shit is. Usually bring back a few boxes when I visit.
>>730835589Mossa.
>>730820692No, that was lack of gatekeeping the chaos worshippers.
>>730836000>I haven't whipped this out sense the war in heaven on those eldar schoolgirls
>>730834519You only do icono for interpersonal choices, retard. Anything on a scale higher than your ship you go dogmatic.
>>730835618The Imperium runs on Lawful Stupid. And it has to or everyone would die.
Where are the Squat girls?
>>730836202this, never go full icono, some choices are there to bait newcomers into being retards>[ICONO] feed the lower deckers extra rations>they come in droves to get more food than they were rationed and get mad when they don't get it>[DOGMA] void an entire lower decker section as punishment>they go back to work without rebelling
>>730835590>problematic evils How the fuck is genocide not problematic?
>>730836548Depends on who is being genocided t b h
You know what. Ill write my own sister of battle rape scene. Ill have the slasnesh worshipers do problematic evils like spanking, nipple twisting, and tongue kissing non con.
>>730836548rape sounds worse than murder, maybe not funkytown cartel murder, but worse in generalwould you rather get gangraped or get shot in the head?
>>730836640As long as there is no consensual hand holding
>>730835473Reddit is gay but there's nothing wrong with ghosting someone the second they post Mossa. 90% of the time it will always be a tertiary coomtard. No different from Baalbuddy, Krekkov etc. and their clones
>>730835956But abhumans aren't mutated, they evolved/were made in lab, like ogryns who evolved on high gravity worlds where high muscle mass was important but being smart wasn't needed so now you have naturally occuring retards who are bigger and stronger than space marines.To became mutant you just need single warp exposure or chemical/radiation incident to grow third arm/get tentacle for arm. You are normal dude but have weird mutated arm.
>>730836064>milkingi see, i've found another patrician
>>730836421Gotta teach players that ship crew is property.
>>730836720Am I going to die from the rape? Because I'll take that if not
>>730836640Sounds good!
>>730836790did trazyn collect cultist-chan because she's the only devout chaos follower who hasn't mutated?
>>730836720Murder victimizes you once. Rape victimizes you for the rest of your life.
>>730836720Call me a normal faggot..I don't care.I don't want to see the sisters of battle get raped by anybody.
>>730836870>futagross
>>730836928Well it's the grim darkness of the far future. Someone's gotta be raped. Might as well be the Sororitas.
>>730836875She's fun company
>>730836870>pussyless futaThat's a new-half, not a futa.
>>730835473>>Callidus assassin Meh'Lindi reverse-infiltrates gene-stealer cult using shape-shifting but gets stuck in their form>that's coolCallidus assassins are cool, one infiltrated rebelious govenor's palace as nanny, vored govenor's infant child, walked out of palace and later used infant for blackmail to get planet back to Imperium, other posed as army commander created such confusion in rebel lines they fired their artillery on their own position and got steamrolled by IG easly. There was also picture of renegade callidus in Inquisitor rpg, she was getting out of small water pipe in the wall because Callidus assassin's can squeeze inside fucking water pipes.
>>730836790No see you have it backwards. Ship crew is property but they're property like precious Warhammer figures, the game is subliminally telling you to put your figures where they won't get dusty or dirty and to care for them regularly.
>>730836956>>730836993That's a Dark Eldar male!
>>730837085Oh my apologies.
>>730837085still gross
>>730836749what exactly do you think different human races are anon?why do you think asians have squinty eyes?
>>730837158why are some dog breeds smarter than others?
>>730836928me neither, but a word bearer saying >my brothers are currently 'entertaining' the sisters that survived the slaughter, their screams are delightfulin passage seems fine to show that chaos is fucked upI'm pretty sure that's a quote from an actual 40k book too
>>730837062Ooor just have your voidsmen kidnap poor retards from the nearest port you stop at.
>>730837175Purely socioeconomic factors.
>>730836956that's the manliest deldar male this side of the webway, anon
>>730837259wow, that's fucking pathetic
>>730837113Pussy eating is.
>>730837175something got confused here, im agreeing with you (I think?) ab humans aren't retards. Ogryns are to normal Humans what black people are to white people - a stable race conditioned by the enironment.mutants are retards, as in something went wrong and they came out all fucked up, happening individually.
>>730837185Word bearers and chaos being fucked up is alright. Again I just dont think every other faction needs to be rape happy.
>>730837391Factions that I would expect to utilize rape and or sexual torture on their prisoners:>Emperor's Children>Traitor Guardsmen>Dark Eldar>OrksThat's not even that many.
>>730837497>orks Huh
>>730837546>da humie women scream more when u stick em with a choppa between da legs
>>730837546They do enslave other races and torture them for fun.
>>730837497>OrksOrks are fungi. They don't have sex and I doubt they even think of the concept
>>730837595orks have dicks?
>>730836726>they draw porn so none of their art is allowed>no, making a nsfw rule does not fix thisgo ahead and tell me this isn't good art worthy of posting. Krekkov & Ball are closer to 99% porn, mossa has some genuinely good original designs.
>>730837680>>730837684No but they think that torturing their prisoners is funny and I'd think they'd notice that humans particularly don't like being jabbed in the genitals.
>>730837634I thought that was more of a Fantasy Orcs thing
>>730837696What gun is the dude on the right holding?
>>730837497>Emperor's ChildrenMarines aren't interested in sexuall stuff, they turn orgy in blood orgy because they simply kill people who are fucking.>Dark EldarNot against humans, humans are animals for them so normal tortures for humans, raping human would be humiliating for Dark Eldar, there are Dark Eldars infiltrating human organisations thanks to plastic surgery and it's punsihment for major fuck up. Rape against other Eldars sure why not.>OrksThey are shroom people who have no idea what sexuallity is since they procreate via spores. Ork don't have anything to rape with or idea what sexual voilence is, they simply use voilence because it's fun.Only traitor guardsmen/cultists would use rape because you know they are humans.Also you forgot GSC who are rape fetish the faction...
>>730837696But Mossa used a decades old written police report of a underage rape murder a s a reference for one image!
>>730837880what?
>>730837839Looks like it might be a Volkite carbine?
>>730834519You need to make your own choices, don't just follow the paths blindly unless your doing a themed run. Anyways the Imperium is a fucking mess and anyone who believes their a good faction is a lorelet and an idiot.
>>730837839Gravgun.
